Youtube Poop: How Can I Help You, King DeDeDe?

[clonetrooper250]

1:20 Ya know, you'd think a company making supplies to fight a disease would at least get a spokesman who could correctly pronounce the name of the aforementioned disease.

[truckingbabe1]

salesman:How may I help you king DDD?

DDD:I'M KIRBY

ME: WHAT!?

[truckingbabe1]

Lol I had mi headphones up really loud when the squeaking sound with the pics came up..

Me:; OWWWWWWW.....!!!!!

lol this is my fav vid

[megaawsomeaustin]

i always sing along withe the lyrics so the PINGAS threw me off

[EpicabcdefJKDee]

Salesman: "How can I help you King Dedede?"

King DDD: IM KIRBY!

Salesman: ...

[PrinceLenLen]

"How can I help you King Dedede?, I need **** Kirby! That's what we **** best at NME Ya better **** garented!!"

XD Dedede wants to Fuck Kirby?

[MrPokemonboy9]

I laughed so hard I coudn't breathe...

[MetaKnight2Shuckle]

Salesman: "How can I help you king Dedede?"

Dedede: "I need a monster to f***."

Salesman: "Do you f*** your mother with that mouth?"

Dedede: "I guess that's worth a kiss!"

Salesman: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

LMFAO Luv It!!!!!

[daystorm99]

Lol…. Bloopers

[Deathflame9001]

@Darkraigrl at 2:20 the song is shacoron macoron

[onit71]

@Deathflame9001 i saw a pony version. type in: DJ D3RPY Chaccron

[Deathflame9001]

ROFL at 2:00

how can i help you king deded - GO AWAY!

[falzar123456789]

Anyone Notice that King Dedede sounds like he's voiced by Col. Sanders?

[froggies1998]

Dam I loved this show when I was little.......

[CircleNineSA]

Unregistered HyperCam 2

[DrRipper19]

@CircleNineSA

Yah windows movie maker was being stupid. Yes, we used WMM back in 2008...

[TheBonzkc]

How can I help you king dedede? I need diabeetus. That's what we do best at NME. Ya better get it with medicare.

[gmanhax]

want another awesome ytp? look at this one : /watch?v=qg8wm7heom4

[beatlesrox100]

how can i help you king dedede? gibberish goes on for ever.......... thats wat we do best

[EliteTrainerLime]

King Dedede- I NEED A MONSTER TO FUCK!

[Rampardos1337]

Best youtube poop ever

[Fawful99]

Ya Better Get It With A PINGAS!

[trigerhappy011]

"how can i help you king dede-"

"GO AWAY!"

[leah08leah]

I need a monster PINGAS!

Shut the fuck up! ........

[BUENANA77]

1:52 That made me laugh so hard! XD

[mrmcginnis1]

THAT ALSJDNDJH J K CBHNJHJBH JBCJGVB SOUND THAT WAS FROM THE CRONICLEES OF JALLER

[bententoma]

2:17-2:25 is best. this is ur best vidio i'm gonna tell all my freinds about it and tell em 2 subscribe

[PikminHensley]

How can i help you king dedede

GO AWAY!

HAHAHA MY FAV

[gamefreak0931]

"Kirby is here to stay!" And yet 4Kids cancelled it like twice.

[mrkoridai]

How can I help you King Dedede?

I need a MONEY BACK GUARANTEEEEEE!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

LOL

[jigglykirby]

4Kids needs to make this the new Kirby opening lol

[PKLove10000]

This was SO hilarious!

And you should resubmit it with louder sound!

[DrRipper19]

@PKLove10000

Hehe this is the only thing RideTheCatfish and I keep on our old collab account, on account of its popularity. We've toyed around with the idea, though...

[MrANoNyMoUs7321]

1:42 How can I help you, King Dedede?

I NEED DIUHBEDUHZ 2:01 How can I help you, King Deded-

GO AWAY!!!

XD

[mrkoridai]

"How can I help you, King DeDeDe?"

"I need a monster to F***""

"pause"

"Do you f*** your mother with that mouth?"

"I guess thats worth a kiss!" lol

[YoYoKirby1]

I hate 4kids.. i have a japanese friend.. and his english is.... iffy so heres his reaction dubbed version in japanese.. so use bing translator or something

地獄これは何ですか？私は何を言っているを知らないが Horrible 音... 4kids ですか？この赤ちゃんのように見えるが私たちのバージョンを比較­表示します。

[ttipoopfinal]

@YoYoKirby1 Here's what the Google Translator said, "What is this hell? I do not know what to say ... 4kids Is Horrible sound? Compare the version of the show is our baby looks like this."

[shadowsnorlaxman32]

How can I help you king ddd?

I need a *jibberish*

Thats what we do best at NME!

Me: Orly?

[shadowsnorlaxman32]

NME: How can I help u, King ddd?

ddd: I need a money back guarentey!

Escargoon: NO! THATS MY LINE!

[DarkLuigiisawesome]

King Dedede has diabetes and needs Medicare for sure!

[pockuinator]

@DarkLuigiisawesome It's not diabetes, it's DIABEETUS!

[YoshiStarSpirit]

"AH NEED DIABEETUS"

[twentyfourpurple]

Escargoon: I need a money back guarantee!

TV Guy: NO!

[Xavezade]

Aweful

[Xavezade]

terrible, terrible poop

[sugarrainfilms]

i got tree words for ya. L O L

[yayi159357]

@sugarrainfilms that letters lol

[gamemakera]

you could've exported it instead...

File > Save Movie File...

[darksorceressharuko]

King DeDeDe needs Captain Planet!

[pockuinator]

This is the kind of theme song that you memorize when you're six and sing it for a year, then hear it 20 years later and think "omg I can't believe I liked that song"

[BeastlyMuffins95]

The only part I laughed at was the Retarded Horse Song. >.> Future reference: Don't use the same thing over and over. It gets annoying. Just giving my honest opinion and trying to help make better Poops.

[SarItachi79]

You'd better get it with Medicare!XD

[rico5443]

I need a monstar to shit!

TV guy: Do You fuck your mother with that mouth?!

King DeDeDe: i guess thats worth a kiss?

TV guy:NO!!!!

at 1:43

[CaptainFlippy64]

Diabettus. Charming.

[falvator3]

diabeetus

[kamekofficalchannel]

"how can i help you king dedede"?  "GO AWAY"!

[rico5443]

ILL RIP YOUR PINGAS OFF

[MissingnoTheGreat]

How can I help-GO AWAY!

[toontown111222333444]

WHAT THE HEll? WHY A DIABITES COMMERCIAL!

[umegavideogameplayer]

i need a monster penis shut the fuck up lol

[PanManVidz]

Sorry, I was unable to get it with a money back guarantee.

[DrRipper19]

Wowzers... I can hardly beleive this has so many views. This was my first poop made with RideTheCatfish, way back in '08. This is still, by far, our most viewed video.

We still don't quite understand why people like it so much! Not that that's a bad thing...

[RideTheCatfish]

@DrRipper19

Even utter dogshit needs a home.

[icantswimj]

they could not get the intro right

[HenshinPen]

1:18 - Oh, hi, Dedede. You might actually HAVE Kirby by now if you stopped wasting your time ordering monsters on no money and telling Escargoon to do everything for you, seriously. NME may say that's what they do best, but they can't help you. Sorry. XD

[DeuceyDee]

Lol, he pronounced it Diabetis.

[DexterrsDad]

UNREGlSTERED HYPERCAM 2? FUCK YEAH SOMEONE'S A PRO!!

[pseudogorman]

Random Seller Guy: How can I help you king Dedededededededededededededede­dedede?

Dedede: I-

Random Seller Guy: Shut the **** up.

Escargoon: Ya better get me PRINGLES!

Dedede: PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES!

Random Seller Guy: NO!

[polardelta00]

i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

gr8 video!

[GiGiPokemon]

Oh and also...

Seller Guy: How can I help you King DeDeDe?

DeDeDe: I need a money back guarentee!!!

Esquargoon: NOO!!!

[GiGiPokemon]

Seller Guy: How can I help you King DeDeDe?

DeDeDe: I need a monster to f*ck that dare kirby!

Seller Guy: O.o

[ChiuahuaTube]

I need a monster to ****

[clonetrooper250]

With dedede being that size, he might as well have DIABEETUS!

[willisw509]

why do you think his feet are yellow?there fake

[ErnieTheGreatest]

@clonetrooper250

:diabeetus:

[Metyfangirl09]

Hilarious and random /\_/\ i like it!!

[Metyfangirl09]

LMAO!!! wat was that song at 2:18?

[11kirbyrocker]

the two times where they say, shut that f*uck up" are funny.

[superluigi545]

commercail break........king dedede:STFU

[Darkraigrl]

0:35 "How can I help you King Dedede?" "I need a monster PINGAS!!!" "Shut the f*ck up!" "O.O" WTF. XDDDD 2:20 was definitely my fav. XD "How can I help you King Dedede?" "*A lot of gibberish XD*" "*Staaaaaaare* "*Is still gibberish XD*" ".....That's what we do best at NME!" Whut? XD

[thegiantnintedofan]

@Darkraigrl that is actualy part of a song

[KirbyWarrior97]

1:16-1:18

"How can I help you, King Dedede?"

"I need Kirby!"

xDD

[weezychannle]

lol @ 2:20

[RideTheCatfish]

As the maker of this video, I can't say I'm absolutely proud of it. But if it makes people laugh, I guess my mission is accomplished.

No, I'm not just some random guy whoring himself out. I did make this video, but I changed by account for personal reasons. This account (RideTheCatfish) does have some better stuff on it, though.

[Rompulous]

my god... could anyone make a worse ytp?

[DrRipper19]

by today's standards, this is pretty crappy. For June 2008, apparently, this is comic gold. The times do indeed change.

[RideTheCatfish]

Look up "Ash's Retarded Adventure". I think it's a little worse...

[silverpixie101]

lol

[guildsadventures]

dedede needs diabetes!?!?

[vulture216]

lol..."I need a monster to F***"

[UndeadFablez]

OMG! What song is that at 2:20?!

[kingdomheartspwn]

Shikawoo Digga Woo

[vulture216]

I used to watch this show when I was 9yrs old,I would wake up on saturday mornings and watch kirby,ultamite muscle,food fighters,and TMNT...that was when 4kids used to be called the foxbox...good times:)

[orbandsis]

totally

[rusher38]

Ultimate muscle was awesome

[DrRipper19]

Yeah, me too... I didn't really care for "Funky Cops" though.

[vulture216]

neither did I...my favorite was Sonic X

[raz3124]

Im already 9 years old.

[Musicture]

DDD:**** Custmer Service: Do you **** your mother with that mouth? DDD: I guess thats worth a kiss! Escargoon: NO!!

DDD:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

C.S. Thats what we do best at nme

Gnome: Am i going to die?

[cujowhite]

This is good, I fooled my friends with this, I used the fullscreen mode (so they would not see the title,) then told them it was a Kirby episode that never appeared on TV, they started to believe it and then....PINGAS, after that they knew it was a YouTube Poop, we all found it funny.

[StaraziaSelin66]

i need a *BLAH* (shoop da whoop XD)

META KNIGHT

[MegaGhidorah]

King dedede probaly has diabetes!

[StaraziaSelin66]

no, he eats dessert lol and he still hasn't had a fit XD

[Animalcrossing1000]

WTF was at 1:25?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[BloodChaine]

Fail.

[StaraziaSelin66]

YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!

[StaraziaSelin66]

lolz king dedede is a perv!!! "shut the **** up" it's only funny cuz theres a kid saying it. lolz

[Blazethe4th]

I am amazed that such an awful piece of shit is the top related video to negative ion

[StaraziaSelin66]

the only ****ty thing about THIS is 2:14-2:28....

[Blazethe4th]

more like 0:00-3:09

[CB12346]

King Dedede needs "Diabetis"

[runemaniac312]

3:02 am i going to die?

[thomasking2000]

O_o O_- p_p -_- Z_Z T_T

[CoreySkate]

king dedede needs diabetes? wow i never know someone wanted to have it lol

[Theespada13]

Yes, but DeDeDe wants it with medicare.

[SuperGinger94]

King Dedede needs a "Captain Planet"

LMAO I almost forgot about that Travelocity commercial at the end, I haven't seen it in so long!

[RayquazaMaster777]

Lol, money back guarantee.

[dogspwn6]

Diobeatis XD

[ManOutOfTheTramp]

These are all the failed takes of the How can I help you scene.

[martianmister]

wow really?

[Wynaut32]

Chaccaron Maccoron

[mariozplaze]

I need a miney back garentee!

[soniclynx666]

WOT THE FUK?DIABOTIES!!!

[kittypr1nc3ss]

hilarious 5/5

[Darkraigrl]

YESH!! XDDDD *Dies laughing*

[Vinnia12345]

XD Awsome!

Salesman: How can I help you King ddd?

ddd: GO AWAY!

Salesman: NO!

me and escargon: XD

[MetaKnightMK]

2:19 is a song. What is the name of the song?

[MrC0de]

2:14 - 2:30 win

[Darkraigrl]

2:16 OMG that scared me XDDD

2:20 WHAT THE F***?? I've heard that somewhere before... XDDDD

[11supergirl2008]

la macarana or somethng like that

[PrincessMidna100]

better order some PINGAS

[hotelmario510]

IF UR AWN DIABEETUS

[Simmywinner690]

salesman:how can i help you, king ddd?

ddd:i need diabetes

escargon:you better get it with medicare

lol 5staz!

[carlscorner512]

lol the travelodge gnome at the end

[dragonarcher89]

hes so freaken funny

[xDoctorxFaustusx]

2:19

The Big Gay Song! XD

[raz3124]

Lol Yes! xD

[MoonarEclipse]

YOUD BETTER GET IT WITH A p-e-n-i-s

i need "diabetees"

you'd better get it with "medicare"

i need a SHOOP DAH WOOP

[oOjeffoOo]

I need a monster *BLAAAAAAAAAH!*

lol'd.

[RedTaser]

am i going to die XD

[phoenixfirex]

Damn You 4Kids!!!

It's named "Holy Nightmare Corporation"

And the Villain is named "Nightmare"

[tailsluvr]

NME= enemy

NME= Night Mare Enterprises

[Boomer5777]

lol how can i help u king dedede?

dedede: GO AWAY

.........

LOL

[DemonFett]

My favorite poop of ALL!

***** 5 STARS

[Archimonde259]

-How can I help you King Dedede?

-I need a monster to f**k at dat Kirby!

-That's what we f**k best at NME!

-You better f**k it with a money-back guarantee!

[DrRipper19]

lol the edge of the hypercam window in the corner at the end...

[sorgawillkillu]

this is the only youtube poop ive actually liked and laughed at. kudos ^3^

[LichKingBoi]

how can i help you king dedede?

i need a money back garuntie (soz for spelling) NO!

xD

[Cheezymoo]

first poop i ever watched it brings back so much memories

lol diabetes

[shade000042]

i need a monster to BOOOM. shoop da woop!!! lol

[ShadowFudo]

how can i help you dood is voiced by Dan Green

[Empressofwar]

Ya better get it with MEDICARE

[kirbylink100]

i laughed so hard, i almost fell off of my seat the one hundredth time watching this video.....

[kirbylink100]

i laughed really hard at 1:07!!!

[kirbylink100]

how can i help you king dedede? I need a monster PENUS! Shut the fuck up! ....PENIS PENIS PENIS!

[Bleeplidi]

He's not saying penis he's saying pingas... From "Snoo'ping as' usual I see". Look up "Snooping as usual I see", you'll find it.

[SounddeSPOREdo]

pingas

[taniaiscute2]

Diabetus.

[MarioKirbyFan0909]

ROFL!!!!!!!! This is too funny!! XDD

[hugecartoonfan]

LOL STFU LOL PINGAS

[taniaiscute2]

*Repeats the word Pingas*

[looker999997]

'How can I help you, King DeDeDe?'

'I need a monster PINGAS!'

'Shut the fuck up!'

'........PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!'

One of my favorite YTPs ever, thanks for this.'

[kirbylink100]

how can i help you king dedede? go away!!!

[ooop333]

UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2

[kirbylink100]

i laughed extra hard at 2:20!!! It was so funny!!

[RedTaser]

LULZ

[munkki100]

i exepted this''How i can help you king PENIS!''

[HairyHariyama]

I also laughed really hard from 1:53 onwards.

[HairyHariyama]

0:37 really cracked me up! This is awesome, considering I've never before seen a Kirby show of any kind or even played the games (though I still manage to understand everything).

[AJNASCAR51]

KIRBY IS AWESOME!!!!!!! plz subscribe!!!!!

[Viviandsi]

That was insluting, and I happen to like Kirby.But i have to say that was LOL