deadwood mr. wu

[BassHeadsProduction]

Greatest show since the sopranos. Even better than Boardwalk Empire.

[Boudiga]

I miss the video where it played all the "cocksuckers" of the first season! It made Wu's cocksucker phrase sound even better by comparison! It played like a song at some points.

[harrell222]

I asked a Vietnamese gentleman yesterday whether or not he understands Chinese, and he said that he does understand a little bit. I asked him what "TONGYUN" (the word Wu says at the beginning of this video) means and he said that it means "a chinese person."

[Anonie324]

@harrell222 I'm pretty sure he's referring to the members of his gang, not just Chinese people.

[harrell222]

@Anonie324 Hi there, Anonie324. I agree with you completely. When Wu said "TONGYUN!" I believe he was referring specifically about his Chinese opium dealer. I'm not much at linguistics, but I believe that "tongyun" could refer to a specific Chinese person or any chinese person. As I said, though, I believe Wu was indicating that the tongyun was his opium dealer. Thanks for the response.

[HOOLIGAN218]

"WHO YOU IGNORANT FUCKIN CHINK?"

[harrell222]

I follow horseracing in Southern California. Someone has named their racehorse Al Swearengen!!! If that alone is not funny enough, can you imagine the track announcer saying "Now it's Al Swearengen by a neck... here comes Al Swearengen around the final turn...now it's Al Swearengen in the lead by two lengths..."

[BenHoganHawk]

"I begrudge that pervert, his capacity for happiness"

That is pure fucking gold!

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

"Them people worship a fat man sittin' on his ass"

I love that sudden realization. XD

[gathersteel]

I bet the first english words he learned was "fuck" and "cock sucker" in this town.

[augment96]

2 straight men talking about cocksuckers. You got to love it.

[RAIDERS58th]

Wu's on first.

[freethis222]

This has to be the funniest scene of the series - and it is a fantastic series I might add!

[Breakingbadd420]

sucha funny scene..

[InSaNeSkAtEr09]

this was hilarious

[Mattraction513]

What an intelligent conversation

[RobertKaydoo]

"Who stole the fucking dope??!!! COCKSUCKA!!" That gets me everytime:)

[RobertKaydoo]

I wonder how many times they had to reshoot that scene because they kept laughing?

[teslaprojects]

brilliant series bravo hpo but its a fucking cocksucker you couldnt do a motherfucking fouth series

[SabbraCadabra]

COCKSUCKA!!!!!

[Varangian1915]

bok gwai lo.

[CoDaC35]

"Wuuuu!?" "Who!?" lmao

[allen54619]

HBO can just go suck a cock

[250hero]

Goddamn cocksuckers - for you patelli

[mgk2600]

What about the San Francisco Cocksucker?

[StyrbjornStarke]

@mgk2600 Thats much later in the series

[xSteelCatx]

1:46 for naked boobs!

[CatAtomic99]

Ha! He said "gwilo cocksuckers".

[amerikano]

What I don't understand is that even though its 200 years later, they still don't speak English.

Just saying... they can build a railroad from East to West, but can't manage to learn to speakie a lil englishee?

[avonbarksdale420]

@amerikano Why should they? Are you fluent in Korean? Vietnamese? 200 years later would put us around 2050, so you tell us, wise, bi-lingual,post apocalyptic Marty McFly from the future, why the fuck they would even wanna learn it? So they know how to run up trillion dollar deficits? "speakie a lil englishee?" it could be 2000 years later. There isn`t a "they"... and the concept of time, as well as technological advances, have absolutely fuck all to do with learning a foreign language.

[arshort2]

@avonbarksdale420 Avon Barksdale wouldn't do business with Wu. Him being an Eastide bitch and all. LMAO at the Marty McFly line.

[SexOnRice]

I think Al Swearengen is a closet homosexual. He's had to be brutal and vicious to compensate and mask his homosexuality. He sees a kindred spirit in Mr Wu as someone who is an outsider and thought of as less than human. I think he sympathizes with him because he cannot hide his ethnicity as well as Swearengen can his sexuality and yet Wu struggles against a society that would belittle him for his difference. I also think Al is secretly in love with Bullock and wants to ride his cock

[SteinbrecherBack]

"Siiiiit. SIT! He won't sit." xD

[redlegagent]

Wu should have had a larger part in Deadwood as he was one of the best characters.

[charlatanfilms]

Two people are obviously coc....oh, never mind.

[Laqez]

My chinese girlfriend hit me when he said "Them ppl worship a fat man seated on his ass." Strange world.

[Spirou12345678]

SWED'GIN

SAN FRANSISCO

COCKSUCKER

[chicoetereo]

- Who?

- Woo?

- WHO?

- COCKSUCKERS!

[msa1985]

oooh the tits on that brunette are magnificent.

[32Inked]

Ian McShane's gaze is so intense and intimidating. Almost hypnotic. He's incredibly sexy. If he gazed at me like that, I'd either shit my pants or come in my pants ... probably a little of both.

[downhomesunset]

@32Inked Later in the episode one of the 2 guys that stole it DID shit his pants-Al made him jump over the balcony and told him to wait!!!

[isaachaze1]

@32Inked lol, one of the funnier, and stranger, youtube comments i've seen :). nicely done

[32Inked]

@isaachaze1 Thank you :) Haha, Ian McShane just has that effect on me.

[deadwoodeye]

NEW DEADWOOD CHANNEL HERE

[cshubs]

How did Wu get his sack back?

[alaboos]

I'm still in disbelief that they canceled such an awesome show. Idiots.

[calvink2005]

Absolute gold... fantastic show

[wasp9]

I think Al treats Wu the best out of all them.

[swastikausa]

there are actually some terrific cantonese cuss words. Like cao ni zhuzhong shiba dai

[bimbomtheclown]

after i watched this scene it made me want to watch the entire series

[vigwig]

I'd love to see the outtakes from this scene. So funny.

[BobTheCherub]

"I -find- cocksuckers who -steal- fuckin dope!" Swearengen gets things done! :D

[Anynom]

Beautiful...it's like racist vaudville.

[Realbastard1]

The only problem with this show is it ended!

[csmakio]

Next to the wire and the sopranos; best show HBO has made. Ian McShane is amazing, I really hate the fact it never got a final season. 

[SonnyAmou]

Wu: "Cocksucker"

Swearingen "Yeah...cocksucker."

And tommy is the greatest halfwit since Barney Fife.

[CoolSebbe431]

I can't get enough of the Who? Wu. WHO?! Wu. WHO!! Wu. So funny.

[hippnotik]

did anybody count how many times the word cocksucker was said in this scene?

[angelhawk64]

I *&%$#@! loved this show!

[lacko90]

Wu for president!

[superchargedM90]

"WHO the fuck did it?

Who?

Who!

Woo?

WHO!

lmao

[pomping14]

Wu FTW.

[ZombieApocalypse]

One of the best shows EVER. Swearengen for President!

[venyigeszu]

The best series I've ever seen, (and Carnivale)!

[WarriorTrtle1]

Swearengen gets Wu = one insane mad chinaman. No question, I mean he is fuck'n nuts!

[hualni]

Does anyone else recognize Wu from the Ronco knives infomercial? I have a photographic memory and I recognized him right off the bat.

[kuliimjulischreiben]

Sit. SIIIIIIT. He won't sit.

[tedh754]

The writers of Deadwood had a much better way with words than old Shakespeare.

[Juzzer316]

Boobs on youtube!

[jclarktec]

absolutley the funniest scene of the entire series.

[Stefan990]

to jclarktec:

"Deadwood" was better than "The Sopranos." HBO should have never stopped filming "Deadwood." It kept getting better and better.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

best game of win, lose or draw ever!

[yerk3]

"Who stole the fucking dope?"

"Cock-SUCKAAH!!!" (obviously!)

[CaptainBarbelo]

LOL! This scene always cracks me up, fucking brilliant series!

[peckiledorf]

h.b.o DUMB FUCKS

[thepissflap]

two white cocksuckers killed him..

the writing on this show is legendary.

hbo have no fucking clue how to run shows.

[BenHoganHawk]

I begrudge that pervert his capacity for happiness.

hahaha brilliant writing!

Al is the king but E.B. cracks me up :P

[PaganBodhisatva]

"Them people worship a fat man seated on his ass."

I love the writing in this show...Fucking cocksuckers killed their best thing going!"

[teslaprojects]

come on hbo make another series

[Openheimmer666]

WU ON YOU!!!

[zoomustard]

Wu's on First?

[teslaprojects]

HBO PLEASE MAKE A NEW SERIES

[goddesslush]

We can only hope but im sure they wont it ended on season 3 sadly...

[sisterdiggins]

LOVE Mr. Wu!

[ThePurcy]

WHO!!! WUU!?

[tanukisan666]

It took me several viewings of the programme to figure out that Wu's "Ba Kwai Lo" is equivalent to "Cocksucker".

[njhindsight]

Kind of.

Bak Gwai Lo = White Devil Ghost

[mikeyaaa]

"who you ignorant fucking chink?!"  hahaha

[katanawarrior2008]

lol mr wu is funny

[MusicMyOnlyLove15]

"CockSucker!!" "glad i taught you that word" lmao

[MusicMyOnlyLove15]

NEED A DEADWOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!!

[MusicMyOnlyLove15]

Mr Wu's tha best "Cocksuucker"

[hornybodhisattva]

NopE YOU ARE THE BEST COCKSUCKER!

i should know you piss whore!

[izaak03]

COCKSUCKER!

[katanawarrior2008]

Cocksuckers!!!

[katanawarrior2008]

DEADWOOD was awsome, I wished that it was still running

[CraigBauer2010]

This is one of my favorite funny episodes of this show cause what's funny is Mr. Wu is fucking funny, and Ian Mcshane has never been funnier, 5 fuckin stars for this HBO cancellation show which I like, PS "San Francisco Cocksucker", LOL.

[conspir8or]

Hang dai, Wu. Hang the fuck dai.

[Adventice]

Who?

Wu?

Just... Hilarous! XD

[ruskel2]

a masterpiece

[teslaprojects]

hbo cancelled the fourth season cocksuckers

[MusicMyOnlyLove15]

WE NEEDA DEADWOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!!

[goddesslush]

Now that would be fantastic i have all the deadwood boxsets it could easily be a film.

[mi100ni]

@teslaprojects Who cancelled the fourth season, was it white cocksuckers?

Oh I love Deadwood, damn good!

[Sanaa2k]

@teslaprojects So what cocksucker it's a great fucking show

[teslaprojects]

@Sanaa2k so what what? turd brain its a great fucking show thats what fucknut- up yours

[goddesslush]

Only to those who don't how to control there drinking or understand "set and setting" which can also apply.

[jpgr69]

This was one of the funniest scenes in the show for me. "glad I taught you that word!"

[Hobgoblin1975]

That quote was one of the best I have ever heard and considering the subject matter they do a good job gto make someone laugh. Its too bad the chinese did get treated like dirt back then,, such a hardworking and industious people could have made a bigger contribution given the chance.... guess we Americans can take some comfort that life in china was apparently much worse with the famines , floods and warlords running around.

[Morheim]

Who?!

Wu?

Who?!

COCKSUCKAHS!!!

Lol, great. Anyone knows the name of the ending song from this episode?

[YEAHBRAH69]

SWED'GIN

[cosmotcat]

"Them people worship a fat man seated on his ass ..."

Such a great show. What the fuck is wrong with you buttnuggets at HBO?

[yerk3]

cosmotcat: I thought it was "they worship a fat man seated on a dais."

[LonestarDesperado]

One of my favorite scenes from the series.

Deadwood is one of the greatest televison series ever made.

[gretzkysyotes]

A friend of mine crank called my work voicemail with this clip. I about pissed my pants laughing at work when I listened.

I hear "Cocksucka!" and went What the fuck?? LOL

[gcalvanetten]

KGAAKSAKKAH!

[JAYDEEKK47]

COCKSUCKA !!!, thats my favourite line to say when i swear around lol

[hornybodhisattva]

oh and the fact that you do love to suck cock!

[JAYDEEKK47]

but not like your mother does tho hey....

[goddesslush]

hehe :p

[spamforbobby]

"I begrudge that pervert his capacity for happiness. I do."

[andynuts12345]

fucking love it "cocksucka!" lol......

[kaybee143]

"Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word."... classic.

[crittersizer]

Wu's on first?

[Gollumz]

"Who? Wu? Who stole the fucking dope? Cocksucka!" Epic, I always laugh to this...

[WarriorTrtle]

Wu needs to smoke some fire-ass weed, or opium, & mellow the fuck out. Damn, I mean he is one Goddamned, Insane, crazy, fuck'n Bad-Ass chink, Wow!!!

[Gollumz]

Cocksucka! Oh man I always laugh to that.

[WarriorTrtle]

After that first swig of Whiskey... it's all down hill from there. Do not doubt me.

[ador508x]

haha, thank you for this post. this adds a nice comic relief to a pretty intense episode (from what i remember)

[WarriorTrtle]

Me thinks Boris Badenoff (Rocky & Bullwinkle), Snidely Whiplash (Dudley Do-Right), & Al Swearengen are the same person!

[WarriorTrtle]

Wish he'd help me find the fuckin' cocksuckers who stole my fuckin' dope. If I gave him $, I bet he'd find 'em & get it the fuck back, or at least point me in the right direction so I'd make 'em pay!!!

[Nastycrushbitch]

maybe talk about your drug needs to a therapist who gives a shit else all your doing is incriminating yourself. On an online site. Good thinking..

[WarriorTrtle]

Sounds to me like you may be the one with a problem. What's it to you what I post? Everyone's entitled to their opinion. You think you ought to be criticizing & sitting in judgement over others?

[Nastycrushbitch]

I sure do, specially when idiots like you think they are funny and in reality you just come off stupid. But yeah you wanna be stupid, be stupid all you like. saddo..

[regorgnow]

I agree. Whats it to you what other people think of you? Its actually none of your business how other people think of you. Which is why you have to be responsible of how you come across and leave a good initial impression.

[Nastycrushbitch]

First of all, I will say what ever the fuck I like, second Im sick of idiots posting silly shit which is just not needed i'm in entitled to an opinion on that too. Also people incriminate themselves on online servers with drug talk regarding things they dont really no a whole alot about. Its pathetic and its sad theres times and places for that like erowid. I will say whatever the fuck I like. I dont care who likes it SO deal with it:).

[mojo15304]

All you fucking cocksuckers--be you ignorant chink, dope-fiend or any other kind of fucking hoople-head--should shut the fuck up and respect the clip enough to keep your fucking cunt lips closed long enough so the rest of us can get on with enjoying the fucking entertainment.

Cocksuckers.

[Senat0rG0vernment]

White cocksucker!

[hornybodhisattva]

the are talking about you Cocksucker!

[goddesslush]

theres a time and a place for such talk which is not incriminating. nastycrushbitch made that point. You have no reference here and should keep quiet.

[hornybodhisattva]

boy arent you a prim and proper COCKSUCKER!

SHut the fuck up!

[goddesslush]

Don't waste my time talking about your mothers occupation. I see deadwood's enhanced your social skills. I can see Mensa taking a huge interest, lets hope you understand sarcasm.

[cholulasaucehot]

ya......glad, i taught you that fuckin word......

[KWIIfan]

Instant Classic... Im just now starting to get into deadwood.. ( never felt the need to buy HBO) THank god for netflix...

[maddingo12]

I'd rather Deadwood end in its 3rd season then go on and on for 6 seasons like the Sopranos. The last two seasons of the Sopranos were horrible.

[FLASHHEARTXX0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH pissed myself so much its like sitting in a paddling pool ROFL fucking epic show.

[sbowman1983]

i think jane was the funniest thing on this show.

[cholulasaucehot]

they basically just could not keep the cast together and decided they could not go on

the brightest candles always go out first it seems.......3 best programs on tv in the last 10 years deadwood sopranos and breaking bad (on tv now)

[WarriorTrtle]

"Oh Yeah, ...I'll Find Those...Fuckin' Cocksuckers!!!"

lol XD

[BenHoganHawk]

Absolutely awesome scene!! Ian McShane is absolutely awesome as Swearengen

[California9]

word was they were going to make 2 long episodes to finish up the series but i guess if you ask the actors they say its not happening

[WtrTrtle]

"WHO, YOU IGNORANT FUCKIN CHINK!?"

roflmfao XD

[mrparsnip]

WHich White COcksuckers stole Series Four or the dope -the movie? WHO? HBO? WHO? WU? Are you reading this, cocksuckers?

[antyrr1an]

Best show ever, bring it back you cocksuckers!

[WarriorTrtle]

Yeah! LOL : (

[adamandian]

Thank fuckin' you! When I miss my beloved Deadwood, I watch all these. If I could do this myself I would make one where people are only saying funny things. Not only is it my favorite show ever on tv it also ranks up there with my favorite comedies ever!

[roganisafag]

this was and still is the greatest show ever. hbo shouldn't have given rome a second season or better yet shouldn't have taken it on at all if they had suspicions they'd be able to fund deadwwod to its finish. or how about the wire - who the fuck watches that

[roganisafag]

...they "wouldn't" be able...

[cholulasaucehot]

the reason deadwood is off the air is one reason only

the entire cast of deadwood had the rare distinction of having a large group of stars in high demand reaching pinnacle's of their respective career's. Many of them were not under proper contracts and had many responsibilities outside the show to other movie sets. The show fell victim to unusual circumstances which ended it , unlike the soprono's which stayed together much longer with a few contract squabbles over money...

[colvo115]

@roganisafag. While I agree that Dead is a great show, people love the wire. It's widely considered by critics and fans to be the greatest show of all time. You should give a try. Especially season 4, a remarkable acheivement in Dramatic history.

[stigler30]

@colvo115 If anyone thinks The Wire is the greatest show of all time they obviously haven't seen Twin Peaks or Six Feet Under. I have never seen the appeal of that show, on top of that have you seen a goofier looking cast? I have no idea how they managed to round up so many odd looking people.

[JWFokker]

@stigler30 Six Feet Under is shit.

[goddesslush]

@JWFokker Six feet Under is different. Just because you cant understand it. Does not mean it is shit..

[JWFokker]

@goddesslush Your opinion is also shit.

[goddesslush]

@JWFokker I dont care what you think. My opinion is what it is. I say again just because you cannot understand it. I think you are stupid and have nothing to back it so please just keep quiet. You are just embarrassment like so many others. Just fuck off and die.

[JWFokker]

@goddesslush Says the person who is throwing a tantrum on YouTube. Lol. Go cry to your mom that someone made fun of your faggy emo TV show.

[goddesslush]

@JWFokker Tantrum? Says the troll who can supposedly see through computer screens. Amazing intellectual you are. Since you brought up mothers  your mum must of had fun bringing you u

[goddesslush]

@goddesslush ...up.

[goddesslush]

@goddesslush ...up.

[RipperNatas]

One of the most memorable scenes from the series. Best show on TV ever for my money.

[BigTonyAD]

You should add the part in the shed on Wu's turf where Wu goes "Cocksucker" and does the throat slit motion

One of my favorite episodes though

[DdarkTurtle]

"Oh Yeah, I'll Find Those...Fuckin Cocksuckers!"

[WtrTrtle]

Whoa, Al & Wu are so pissed about the dope!!!

Awesome, the language barrier, yet they still share an understanding, most times.