Mad TV-Happy Folger's Poem

[HTF4ever1]

Coolest old man ever

[secretname1000able]

omg if u look his balls are on the ground I think

[Xzamilloh]

@secretname1000able They're not.....

[PoetryETrain]

Thank you, this has been added to our playlists here and on facebook...

[ringaroundtharosey]

LOL

[rubies444]

poem is funny (:

[meloveicecream24]

omg this is so hilarious

[G0th4ki]

Debra is so.... cuteeeeee i could bite her to ceath with a lovely smile :)

[rfreyna1212]

Best poem evar

[RussEntertainment]

whats a hemeroid?

[TiffKing]

the poem was really good

[lildashmizz]

great poem burr gross :L

[Nolus20]

LOL MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM MAD TV

[wwwdawg123]

michael mcdonald ftw!!!

[superstar5565]

i was drinking ice tea during this crap

[KuttyKool]

@superstar5565 yea man they should have a warning before funny ass videos like this just in case ppl are drinking and they fuck up their computers

[MadRespek]

His accent on balls is way to funny. who is playing folger? it aint michael mcdonalds is it?

[KuttyKool]

@MadRespek yea it's michael mcdonald... i swear he was too talented for madtv he should have been on snl

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool wtf? Usually wen ppl are good at what they do u suggest an upgrade and ur asking for a degrade. snl? wtf snl is such junk?

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 You obviously live in a trailer park and your in-laws were related before you were born.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool wow harsh. So if I'm from a trailer park then that means I am stupid and Inbred? So all those who are in a trailer park are inbred and you're using this as an insult. Well, to me I'd say you sir are an insult to humankind not the trailer park dwellers for reasons known to all. you simply insult the ignorant instead of teaching them wrong from right, thats your defence. That sure makes you smart *thumbs up* which is why u watch snl

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 I watch SNL because I appreciate good quality comedy, like the kind that Michael McDonald performs on MadTV. Most of MadTV is pretty stupid, the kind of stuff that a trailer park-dweller would enjoy. SNL actually caters to an informed, intelligent viewer. Maybe you should tune into NBC one night, you might learn something and laugh at the same time.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool SNL Caters to a good and informed viewer? Iiight, Id rather be trailer trash then jizz in my pants

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 Dude, I don't even know what you mean by that. It makes no sense, therefore I don't know how to respond. Your sense of humor must have suffered from long exposure to MadTV.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool one of ur snl sketches retard

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool And Besides I dont think our favourite TV shows define whether we're educated or not so I'd rather not. just drop it and stop wasting my time. Lol proving your intelegence by advertising the TV shows you watch? Last time I checked people who watch TV are retards.

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 Okay, first off you approached me with your failed logic, so if anyone is "wasting" anyone's time, you're wasting mine. Second, I did not say that TV shows prove your intelligence, nor did I make any reference to my own intelligence. I said that SNL is geared towards a more intelligent, informed crowd. Third, if TV is for retards then what does that make you for defending MadTV... a "TV show" the last time I checked.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool well see i never tried acting like some smart ass shit now did I. I aproched u with ur false logic? Wtf your so retarded . plz stfu and let me continue with my life

[KuttyKool]

Allow me to bring up my point yet again, because obviously you're of the Thick-Skulled Clan or could use the Spishak Automated Reading Tutor. My original comment was addressed to MadRespek. You responded to this comment without my prompt and that's how we have arrived here. I would quit replying because your comments are evidence of a mind that is advancing through the upper level stages of deterioration (grammar, spelling, and logical errors,) but they're so damn funny to read!

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool U are so fuckin retarded jus stop talkin. seriously. im stupid? wtf now ur jus getting fuckin annoyin, go die and get raped

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool Why in the hell are you bringing in intelligence on your opinion of a TV show. And now your disrespecting my other comments? Wtf My other comments are actually enjoyed and not for the purpose of annoying the hell out of people. Nor are my comments as arrogant as yours or insulting??? Your so insulting? Trailer park? I happened to be colored actually?

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 Wow, there are so many things wrong with this latest reply of yours. The question marks used at odd times when a period or exclamation mark would suffice, the fact that we haven't used the term "colored" since The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was still alive... where should I begin? (That's when you can use a question mark---when an actual question is being asked.) Hmmm... well, "colored" or African-American people as they're called nowadays can also live in trailer parks.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool ur SOO annoyin, i hate ppl like u. juz cuz ur lives are shit yall fuckin try ruining ours. LORD SHUT THIS BITCH UP. u are sooOO fucking annoying! STFU.! IF U LIKE SNL AND HATE MADTV AND SAY ITS FOR RETARDS WHY THE FUCK UW ATCHING THIS HUH, GTFO

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 I was hoping that my earlier comments would cause you to improve your spelling and grammar, but I'm starting to feel like it's a lost cause. I can honestly say that "shit" is not a word I would use to describe my life at the present moment, though I cannot vouch for the other people you harass on YouTube or other interactive sites. I also enjoy Michael McDonald's work, that's why I was watching and commented on this video, which I said in my initial comment.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool Lol i donno how far ur dad stuck the dildo up ur ass but u sure have a long ass fucking stick shoved up your ass so far that if you dont walk straight youll die 

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 I'm sorry but, quite frankly that has to be one of the sloppiest, most ill-conceived insults I've ever come across. I know you're not working with a full deck so maybe you should throw in the towel or choose a lesser foe to compete with.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool Okay. You want to get all smart and institutional then okay, fine with me. Now tell me how I don't have the full deck. Please elaborate on your definition of "full deck" because I don't think you yourself would know because intelligent beings are blessings to the civilization in which they belong in as they contribute allot to the community as they aren't ignorant and they are well-learned. You however, are a plague amongst us, your comments removed, A Poser of the learned. A Menace.

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool for essay grammar with less repetitive words such as because type a. For regular English class grammar such as the continuous use of adjectives type b. For normal conversational English with slight grammatical errors type c. For street slang such as "Yo,Sup" etc. type c.

You fucking waste of education. 10 years of school and for what, trying to prove others on the internet wrong while making herself feel superior over the others. LOL get fucked son

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 I sense that I have struck a very sensitive, perhaps exposed nerve by this recent diatribe. You've even attempted to make this one appeal to those of us on YouTube with more than a fifth grade education. Unfortunately, "allot" is not spelled that way and normal conversational English does not feature grammatical errors. To answer your question, though, when I say that you're not working with a "full deck" I mean that you are not very smart. In some card games players are given an

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 assortment of cards. Some of these assortments, called "hands" are more advantageous to each individual player than others. If the person dealing the cards (hence they are called a "dealer") starts with a deck with less than 52 cards or duplicate cards (depending on what the duplicates are) than this can mean trouble for some players when they try to compete with others. This is similar to the game of life. When you were dealt your "hand," if you will, you did not get the smart

[KuttyKool]

or intelligent card, therefore you are having trouble competing with me, a person of normal or perhaps above normal intelligence (notice this is the first time I've referenced my own intelligence, and I am also quite humble.) Let me know if you need me to explain this in more detail or simpler terms for you or your older sister who no doubt typed this for you and has also read at least one book in her life that wasn't dominated by pictures. 

[Keepin1tReal1]

@KuttyKool Haha see. you are no intellegent person, your behaviour shows it.

[KuttyKool]

@Keepin1tReal1 Learn how to spell "intelligent," my friend, before you try to accuse someone else of not possessing that quality. That's what an intelligent person would do.

[W33dFestizio]

@KuttyKool your a fucking tool...at the end of your life when your dying i hope you finally see yes education is good but devoting your life to and making fun of people who arent educated like you is just fucking stupid and that all you have really done is memorized a bunch of facts some other guy came up with so really your just a fucking unoriginal cunt...and you never learned to do anything that was constructive and that really contributed to society repeating a bunch of shit to people

[W33dFestizio]

@KuttyKool doesnt count as contributing its doing just that sayin something i can read in a book...you cant tell me anything i cant find in a book unless you want to tell me about you and from what i can tell your more worried about telling other people they are stupid and just so you know most ass holes like you get whats coming to them your gonna say somethin to someone one day like your so much better than them and they are gonna jack your fucking jaw so it all works have a nice day broham

[KuttyKool]

@W33dFestizio Dude, you're still dwelling on this back-and-forth shit we had back around December and January? You must lead a very sad, pathetic existence. I truly feel sorry for you. Why don't you learn a constructive hobby instead of trying to win online arguments. I hear Sudoku and crossword puzzles can be very relaxing and educational.

[W33dFestizio]

@KuttyKool actually you stupid fucking ass clown i just now joined this conversation... and the only reason i did so was because your comments were so fucking stupid and retarded i had to let you know just how fucking ignorant you sound and since when does the time you argued have any relevance so what your saying is once a month or so has passed you cant talk about it anymore well thats about the god damn stupidest thing ive ever heard fuck yourself bitch

[KuttyKool]

@W33dFestizio No, this is the same douchebag from before. You just signed in under a different name hoping that I was an idiot like you and wouldn't recognize your childlike use of punctuation and unwillingness to capitalize words at the beginning of your sentences (you would have learned about this in third grade if you weren't in special ed).

[W33dFestizio]

@KuttyKool lol wow ok to be honest i cant even reply to that it was single most stupid thing ive ever heard...congrats your the smartest stupid person you fucking idiot and a quick question how do you know what goes on in a special ed class? sounds to me like you might have attended a couple you sure do know what they do and dont study haha and no its not the same guy thank you for saying that i laughed till i cried at your ignorance... it was very sad but funny how pathetic do you have to be?

[W33dFestizio]

@KuttyKool lol why are you so worried about punctuation? are you the grammar police? im gonna take a shot in the dark and say your a virgin because only virgins would worry about something so irrelavent.. when your dead and gone do you think anyone will remember you for your amazing grasp of grammar or any other knowledge you posses NO!!!! haha all they will remember is how big a cunt you are and how fucking stupid you sounded correcting and telling people how stupid they are lol you lose broham

[KuttyKool]

@W33dFestizio The reason why I'm so "worried" about punctuation is that when you don't use it your words run together with no breaks or signs of how to actually say the words. I guess all the females that you associate with don't really care if you can put together a logical, concise paragraph because they are too busy constructing a pipe out of aluminum foil to put their meth in.

[Slipknot808]

@W33dFestizio Punctuation is only irrelevant to stupid people.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

shit i was eating when he said hemmoroid

[geroldas]

HAHAHAHA This is sooo funny! Hard to find!

[316santiago]

It's too bad that they didn't do more sketches with Happy Folger. Too funny.

[JapanForSale]

I hate it when I trip over my own doodads. :(

[usernameindc]

Mad TV, so much better than SNL.

[RLflex808]

Lucille Ball. U know from I Love Lucy?

[0bsidian0]

@0SV4LD0TehEpicFail thanks for reposting the whole fucking poem. we can't hear.

[0SV4LD0TehEpicFail]

@0bsidian0 No problem man. Sorry about your hearing problem.

[ak47justin1]

I must wear a jockstrap in the shower or my nuts will drag on the tile! LOL

[peaceloveandrock1]

LOL

[SmoothHourglass]

"Would you mind terribly holding my candies and mints?"

[THUNDERBOLT013]

but also true i mean look at his seat

HIS BALLS ARE STILL THERE!!!

[tubekew]

That poem was actually pretty good!

[MadAnime3]

'-and you see a sight that appauls, dont step on it, dont touch it, dont pick it up, its probably just my balls'I love this crazy old man who doesn't give a shit. When I get really really old I am just going to say whatever I want like this and make people feel awkward.That takes messed up old man to the next leve

[chaselawlis7853]

haha,lol

this is so funny

[fuzzypeachmonkey]

I love this crazy old man who doesn't give a shit. When I get really really old I am just going to say whatever I want like this and make people feel awkward.

[endoftime19]

lol

[animefreak13535]

ROTFL xD

I LOVED his tone of voice when he said the last words of his poem

"It maybe my balls"

Omg. xD

[chasetrussel]

Oh thanks for uploading this video! I've been looking for it forever! I don't care who you are! That is funny!

[JadeWentz]

'-and you see a sight that appauls, dont step on it, dont touch it, dont pick it up, its probably just my balls'

L M F A O

[sontroid]

That takes messed up old man to the next level!

[furaha35]

I was eating meatballs when I first saw this!So wrong and soo funny!

[kittenbut1]

great poem

[f12ar]

i laughed so hard

[canadaskater]

i just watched this on tv a couple minutes ago and i'm glad i can watch it again.Favourite mad tv sketch ever!!!

[laggard31]

'which reminds me i've got another poem' LOFL.

[wh0aitsnatalie]

i just laughed so friggen hard at this

funniest thing i've ever seen

[Zzephyris]

Ahhh... I wanna listen to his other poem, but it skit ends. lol

[Vykrel]

no i just want to let him know hes a douche is all. if i think someone is an asshole, i let them know it, even if what they say doesnt really phase me. just like in real life, i like to mess around a lot and if some preppy kid or whoever calls me a retard or something, i usually say "Ok, and your a dickhead." thats about it :P

[LlamaQueenx0x]

That poem was quite good actually lol <3

[JasonBonitati]

LOL. I just happened to turn on the TV a few years ago and started watching this skit, laughed my ass off; it's fucking hilarious! 5 stars for this.

[IdKwHeN]

how did my balls ever get sooo LOW

bahaha xD

[Vykrel]

"a scrotum of world renound!" lmfao

[violajerk]

That would be reknown, not renound.

[Vykrel]

dont care

[violajerk]

Vkrel: "Don't care."

That's why you're a dumbass.

[Vykrel]

and the way u come back and comment after a month just to insult me is why u are a dickhead. u may not know it most ppl probably hate u

[violajerk]

You're still a dumbass.

[Vykrel]

and ur still a dickhead lol nobody wants to be the kind of person that goes around correcting ppl they dont even know just to make themselves feel smarter. i dont give a shit about u or anything u say because ur a douche

[bulletsvshumans]

Pretty low brow man.

[Borsalebreth]

lmao , dont step on it... it probably just my balls. ahaha

[BombedAndDamaged]

HAHAHA! Don't step on it, don't touch it, its probably just my balls!

[PartyShotz]

the first time I saw this on tv, I just had to memorize it. That's been awhile and I'm glad it's here cause I'd missed a segment of it. haha I never get tired of this one.

[ColdAir952]

Lol "that reminds me, i got another poem!"

[Slambrezzy11]

i saw that one mad tv today, that shit was hilarious.

[typhoonshepp]

awesome, awesome to the max

[manlyfresh08]

i wanna make love to you michael

[Zzephyris]

i wish they made more Happy Folger's skits lol

[edxedxedxedx]

true dat

[narutofan5005]

look at the seat his balls are still there thats not my balls thats an hemoroid

[NightmareAhead]

I <3 Happy Folger!

[zepzaplin]

or my nuts will drag on the tile!!! wtf?! this is soo much better than shakespeare's!!

[missjoann58]

so funny

[minxinx]

bravo!

[minxinx]

awesome!!!

[takineko]

That was pretty tame compared to his other skits.

[Marmoman9]

lol

[behindhzleyes18]

You are officially my YouTube hero!

...Well at least one of them, for real!