Touhou Soccer 2- Komachi's Higan Retour (HQ)

[rendomegame]

Ye, energy cannot be created, nor can it be destroyed.

[rendomegame]

0:24 wtf

[silverfan2k]

@rendomegame It's a pun on how Komachi uses yen to attack you in PoFV.

[theChuckNorice]

*looks inside the ball to see what it is made of*

THE FU- Its made of pure energy! so that is why it cant be destroyed!

[GentlemanAeon777]

I can actually see why the ball cannot pop when Komachi attacks it.

She is a Shinigami, but a Ferrywoman shinigami, meaning that she cant kill people and harvest their souls, only guide their souls across the Sanzu river.

But...wait, for my theory, the ball would have to be alive...

[jdpfeifer93]

komachi: why wont the damn ball pop! *keeps slicing away*

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

BUT SHE'S TOO LAZY TO PLAY SOCCER!!!

... Err, then again, if I just let her do whatever, it will be a lot less painful when my soul needs to be harvested, right?

... Continue...

[jarrodocus]

Xanadu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU PLAY SOCCER AND YOU DONT DO YOUR WORK!!!

Komachi: Oh come on, i'm on break! :c

[devilman1996]

i like this ball as justin bieber face

it got pwned XD

[Shizuhiku]

It's soo weird that the ball never blow up.

[TheRecoloredEevee]

BALL ABUSE~

[TheEpicGnome]

TvTropes: Don't Fear the Reaper

After this video: Bullcrap!

[akamaru3]

Money money money

[Sonicfalcon16]

What's that dam ball made of?

[NTASPortugal]

i only now noticed that arround 0:25 a skull starts to apper as she cuts the ball. BEST GRIM REAPER!

[Shadkuya22]

F****NG SH!T MAN THAT WAS FRIGGIN WIERD XD BUT HER FACE WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST DO THAT, THEN SHE WAS PISSED CUZ BALL CALLED HER A GINGER

[supercaraged]

how does the ball not pop!?

[beats0me]

@supercaraged i'm going to say its probably the same reason to how the entire firggin' moon was stolen in the 8th game....MAGIC!!!

[CreepyBreadSticks]

Although the concept of Touhou Soccer is really amazing...

I still pity those poor little goalies. No wonder there's no men in Touhou.

[ScorchyScorch]

i see some monysss!

[msh11201996]

Poor, Green guy... He got full blast of the ball AND the scythe...

R.I.P. little green ball thing (I don't think it's an F.O.E)

[prisimriverstudio]

She is allot cooler than any other shinigami from other anime, games and manga, take that Ichigo!

[orbLantern]

Soccer is srs business.

[BBsgalore]

Jesus Christ.

Her eyes.

HER.

EYES.

[lonelyman781]

that is baseball or soccer, i see she uses her hands :P

[CartoonTriper]

i thin in this boast:

give me you money!,Give me You life! and GIVE YOu SOoooouuuul!

[Melylareputamadre]

Can someone help me? when I do one of these abilities with video, the video looks bad, like everything is whiter than it should, how can I fix that?

[JUZKILL]

im amaze by her coz she didnt feel asleep when working =w=

[mmdevarennes]

komachi ( slicing the soccer ball with her scythe): AW YEA THIS IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN WORKING!!!!XD

shikieki: komachi are you slacking off again

komachi: um, n-no ma'am!

[amvnutneara]

we tested a nuclear war head on this so called indestructible soccer ball, then had the residents of gensokyo and well you see it caused a planet to implode.... so we have come to the conclusion that... awww to hell with it me and my boys at area 51 are going to the Touhou soccer EVERY season!!! YAHH!!!!!!!

[xXInuSakuyaXx]

that ball won't brake

[MoonsInsanity]

@Ascu11

It's probably a reference to the money given to the ferryman to safely take the souls of their deceased ones to the afterlife ^^

[GentlemanAeon777]

I think the ball is Osama Bin Laden...

Komachi: This is for running away from me for all these years! Do you know how much punishment my mistress did to me for not getting you!? Your punishment is to be the ball for our games! No matter how many Twilight Sparks or Shikigami Heavens you get hit by, YOU WILL NEVER DIE! Feel my wrath! *roar*

[SoulBL4D3]

I don't wanna be in a world where komachi is working all the time...

[chelseafcrocks82]

I sure as hell wouldn't like to be that ball on a dark night.

[xtrem3rd]

This ball does not fear the Reaper.

[HsIeNRaE]

Reimu : *sees money fall*.. Continue.

[freyes00]

gimme yo muney

[freyes00]

komachi: fuckin ball!!!

[FaedeurOnarcius]

Did Komachi... roar?

[Iemanonymous1]

Komachi scares me a little.



[Zaneaquata]

Komachi: DAMMIT! DIE YOU FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!

[WitchNiaMoon]

komachi, do you know the meaning of the word "overkill"?

[m0therchi3f]

@WitchNiaMoon Duh, she invented it.

[ChristianDSO]

SO insane xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[AnimeMariku]

For some reason, this reminds me of Black Onslaught.

[797ZAP]

Damn, that gave me chills...

[KikiSpaghetti]

This would explain why Komachi's sleeping all the time...

[pokefreak313]

Shikieiki:WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOOFING AROUND!?

Komachi:But I just won us the match

Shikieiki:STILL YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME HAVE THE BALL!

Komachi:But bu-

Shikieiki:NO EXCUSES*smacks Komachi*

*Komachi unleashes Higan Retour out of anger on the ball*

Reimu:What's up with her?

[ZiggyR2750]

If Flandre is the embodiment of the devil, then Komachi must be the embodiment of the grim reaper V:

[RandomCommenter707]

Komachi's face:

OMFG H4X SIGN?!?!?!? DIE!!!!!

[TheHolyDante]

@RandomCommenter707 Shikieiki: O_O *shocked by awsesomess* *goes away*

[wesley1132311]

Can't she just cut the distance between the ball and the goal?

[KaiserVadin]

What did that ball ever do to you ?

[OtakuCookin]

I have the sudden urge to open a savings account =S

[BeyondBirthday18]

3 are immortal in this game: Kaguya, Mokou and this poor ball

[ZiggyR2750]

@BeyondBirthday18 No, only two things are. That poor Goalie and that ball.

Seriously, Goalie-san has been knowcked away by so many footballs I'm surprised he's still alive.

[IceBrawler6]

Is this the thing she puts effort into SOCCER!?

[Ezekratos]

That ball can resist the absolute killing power of a shinigami. All Hail the Gensokyo's Soccer ball

[Shintear]

This shot gave me a completely wrong first impression of Komachi. I thought she was some girl who's life had been screwed over by corruption (dollars everywhere) and that she was lashing out at the ball.

Oh how wrong I was...

[JUZKILL]

eki -sama will fainted is she saw this clip coz she got an assistant that work hard for a ball but not he real job...

[ThePandaCoco]

@JUZKILL But hey, the yama played in the game too...

So I guess overdoing outside work is just ok... :3

[JUZKILL]

@ThePandaCoco the real thing that happen is she saw Komachi played so she play also coz it look fun =w= ( after scolding komachi of coz) =w=

[Marche123cools]

money piñata!

[catasplurge1000]

Now if only Komachi could put this much energy in her work.

[ThePandaCoco]

Ball hatate...

[akumaten]

OMG.,..

She's actually working hard!

[gsrules34]

Who knew that the ball contains Money?

[TerryBradstreet]

That is perhaps the single most terrifying Touhou soccer shot I've seen yet, and I'm pretty sure I've seen most.

Others are more impressively flashy, like the Scarlet Sisters' combination, but this is just scarier.

[chelseafcrocks82]

@TerryBradstreet Keine's Next History, have you?

THAT'S scary.

[TerryBradstreet]

@chelseafcrocks82

Nope. It's too silly. THIS is the scariest.

[chelseafcrocks82]

@TerryBradstreet *rewatches video*

...

Ok, you are SO right.

[Archimonde259]

Before you die, there's no black tunnels and life doesn't flash before your eyes. Just Komachi's pissed off face as her scythe tears you to pieces, because she's angry that she had to stop slacking and go harvest your soul.

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

@Archimonde259 Wow, pre-death sounds awesome.

[beats0me]

@Archimonde259 holy crap, that sounds logical enough to be true, i may never look at komachi the same way agian

thank you for blessing us all with your words of wisdom :)

[Dewani90]

one for the money, two for the show, three for your bruises and off we go, goal X3

[DJstagen]

That ball must have been drenched then filled with air mixed with the Hourai Elixer...

[littleryry2005]

@DJstagen It's a Phantasm boss. That's why it doesn't take damage from these shots, they're all spellcards.

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

Well, Komachi's shinigami side was going to appear someday...

And it scared the crap out of me...

[andregilfurt]

.____. Fear the reaper, indeed.

It's hard to picture Komachi doing her duties as a shinigami, with her rather devil may care attitude towards work, but when she works, she WORKS.

[ilikebleach02]

@tailstwister

Ran broke it into two but only for about two seconds

[SMODSubjectDave]

I bet that ball was here before the universe began, and will still be here after it ends.

[JBsparta117]

O__O

...

Now that was some creepy and eye-popping shit...

AND STILL THE BALL LIVES!

[Shintear]

Komachi: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U"

[killette2]

She pops it and it comes back!

[PhantomNerifes]

there is good reason to fear the reaper.

[metashadow]

@PhantomNerifes ferryman she's not a reaper ^^;;;

[PhantomNerifes]

@metashadow ah. still kinda reminds me of a reaper with the whole sythe thing. :3

[metashadow]

@PhantomNerifes yeah i thought so too but i looked up her profile and i guess she hates being called a reaper :P

[Quantum0700]

Damn, possibly one of the more epic shots in Gensokyo's short history of soccer.

Short, by the way, because Keine munched up the longer parts of Gensokyo's soccer history.

[metashadow]

ah good old sports when you really need to take out your frustrations on something

[torutheangel]

I wonder what takes more abuse, Mr. Sandbag from Smash Bros, or Gensokyo's only Soccerball?

[luigifan64d]

@torutheangel Mr. Sandbag enjoys getting beat around, because he knows that he is helping the fighters train. He gets joy from this and he doesn't really feel pain (check his trophy). Not abuse. I'm sure this Soccerball doesn't feel that joy when Flandre hits it 10,000 times, or when Komachi does this...

[tailstwister]

She... She bent it into a whole crescent shape... That's the farthest it's bent so far...

KOMACHI HAS COME CLOSEST TO BREAKING IT SO FARRRRRRRR!

Theory's as to why it won't break? I feel like it's Yukari's fault somehow. Use'n borders to warp physical and magical pressure to another point in space and stuff like that...

[fabiosacchirodrigues]

I have a theory that even though the ball seems just a ball, it isn't destroyes by anything the girls throw at it.

That's because the ball is completely immune to "Overpowered Attacks" and Absorbs impact, and while "Medium" attacks still damage it, it has an impressive regeneration rate.

However, what would happen if someone just decided to touch the thing? To simply, touch it...

It would go pop... But the girls don't realize that.

That's my theory anyways.

[mfregien]

She shoulda used her nice boat.

[Mosqueteroz]

0:31 Usoda!

[GentlemanAeon777]

I know why that ball wont pop.

Komachi is a Shinigami, but she isnt allowed to reap souls.

But now I want that ball, because its a money pinata! XD

[linebeckz]

Shikieiki: " GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY SL-... Oh. Okay then..."

[MisakiMonisakaWTF]

YOU HIT THE BALL

FOUL.

[EmceeNugget24]

@MisakiMonisakaWTF If hitting the ball is a foul, then what is destroying a space station?

[TOOTBOB1]

@EmceeNugget24

epic.

[SwordMega]

@ramensoup43 that IS chuck norris's ball, look what it did to cirno!!! but this proves ecen chuck norris cant kill a gensokyon

[imsuikaibuki]

komachi: why...don't....you...DIE!?!?!

[CloneSaiga]

Grudge ain't got shit on how scary komachi is

[Magicacoca]

0:30

Komachi: "DIEEEEEE!!"

[Petrico94]

easy, it's just a ball

[Matanui3]

Even the Reaper couldn't kill the ball. It IS immortal!

[theloltimatecold]

Brutal Kill!

Kill?Eh,the ball wasnt killed either

i hope Komachi did 999 hit combo

and by the way,i dont get the Money joke from Komachi

[XavierAliatos]

@theloltimatecold The money joke with Komachi is that she's the ferrywoman of the Sanzu river (river of the dead). The tradition is that you give coins to your dearly departed, and once they come to the Sanzu as spirits, they pay the ferryperson (Komachi). The more they're sent with, the shorter the trip. This was also used in her attacks in Touhou 9, where she first appeared.

[8BitManiac]

Jesus Christ.. That was sick!

I LOVED IT :0

[cereal300495]

komachi can manipulate distance so she can win this thing almost instantly.

[ExOMeep]

That...was scary.....How the heck the net didn't suddenly set of fire and burn to the ground...i will never know.....

[thememeoni]

Komachi stop! That ball cannot be broken!

[Berkutinator]

That ball is indestructiball.

[Keikuina]

That ball... it's more than a simple ball. IT'S A BALL FROM GENSOKYO!

[Avarion999]

After Komachi did this, everybody made sure not to piss her off.

[Rikarikun]

Komachi scares me a little when she works.

*hides in a corner for a bit*

[ChazFoxMCR]

I love Komachi's facial expression as she's hacking away at the ball. It's like OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AAAAARGH THE BALL WON'T DIE!

[TeamMemberStudios]

I'm not sure she's trying to get a goal.. I think she's trying to be the first to destroy the ball.

[theUTAUfan]

@TeamMemberStudios Dream on...

[BTtuxBT]

@TeamMemberStudios yea your proaboubly right...

[Shadowelf93]

Three people that can kill something immortal:

1. Chuck Norris- Of course.

2. C. Falcon- Falcon PAUNCH!!

3. Master Chief- The Covenant were around for God knows how long, and Master Chief blew it all to hell in ONE MOMENT (Blowing up the first Halo). Besides, he's immortal, too.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@Shadowelf93

Ronald McDonald- Ran ran ruuing his way to immortality.

Bayonetta- Punching God into the sun is totally worth Immortality

Michael Jackson- Long Live the King.

[ShadowkingSonic]

@GentlemanAeon777 I remember Flandre saying shes making sure that Ronald's soul is going to be simply destroyed for ruining her theme's reputation. Oh wait she just said she did

[Maduo]

wow.. guess the thought of komachi ACTUALLY working IS a scary thought.

[SegaFortress]

I believe the one person who disliked this was actually a butthurt Maka

[Mastermind8908]

FOE's don't have a lot of brains, do they? I wouldnt dare get in the way of a scary-ass attack like that unless I WANT to pass on.

[8BitManiac]

Komachi scares me now o_o;

[badog99999]

the one person that disliked this obviously didnt pay Komachi

[Zaneaquata]

this is where ALL of her anger from Shikieiki's lectures go

[MrMK109]

That ball must be Chuck Norris's ball.

[ramensoup43]

@MrMK109 Nah.. if that was Chuck Norris's ball it would kick back.

[GreenLink4444]

HEY KOMACHI STOP SLACKING O- okay nevermind

[Archzenom]

Komachi gives us a deathly combo of GOAL!!!!

[ForeMoster]

All Komachi have to do is think about Shikieki as the ball

O_o

[Anonymous738]

@ForeMoster Nah... she loves her really...

[Clone394]

that ball must have had a epic life cause all that moeny that came out of it

[ToHoSpArTaN]

That ball is not goin over the river?

[SwerveStarEx]

That shot is NOT only powered by Komachi using her scythe. It's also powered by the psychological trauma of Komachi's expression.

[wtfman880]

The ball sees how much its life was worth-

A few dollars and the Hourai Elixir.

[Ziogen]

It's Invinciball.

[GentlemanAeon777]

That ball cannot die because it didnt pay her yet.

K: WHERES MAH MONAY!?!?!?

[Maduo]

wow.. so that's what komachi looks like when she's actually working..

[kristinacat]

lol death to ball

[Rikarikun]

so violent...

[zudbard]

Komachi believes in coin brawl

[AquaDragon76]

Bet she's letting out all that pent up anger against Sikieiki on that ball. C'mon, there's no way she can't be even a little angry at the Yamaxanadu......what with how she treats her....

[craigchafrii]

If it's worth doing, it's worth OVER doing.

[jorel658]

:[ ] Money shoots I say money flowing over the ball

[Withmyrice]

By my count, she cut the its lifespan 57 times.

Even if she uses that at the beginning of the match, the ball will still last the rest of the match. A standard soccer match lasts an hour and 30 minutes, which ends up being the MINIMUM lifespan of the ball after having it's lifespan cut 57 times.

As a result, we can determine that the ball's natural lifespan is about 3.1244 * 10^120 minutes, or about 61 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillon trillion years

[apoccanagic]

@Withmyrice I am sorry if someone else already said this, but by my calculations, the ball's life span shouldn't be over 330 billion milleniums.

[Clone394]

to piss of komachi you got to pretty good

[gameboi9321]

:3 shes hot when shes mad

[majinkevinci]

OMG What is the material of the soccer ball? Flexible Mihtryl?

[GearheadPrime]

There are three immortal things in Gensokyo.

Fujiwara no Mouko, Kaguya Houraisan and THAT BALL.

[anihilator100]

@GearheadPrime where's Erin in this comment?

[elkar92]

@GearheadPrime also eirin she drank hourai elixer as well

[GentlemanAeon777]

@elkar92 Thats just a theory.

[BTtuxBT]

@GearheadPrime u forgot the nameless purple armor wearing male golie that always trys to block everything

[Jennathehedgehog18]

@GearheadPrime What about Remilla and Flandre?

[rikan1pwnz]

@GearheadPrime ..Aren't Komachi, Sikieiki, Cirno (Technicly, since she respawns when she dies), Moukou, Kaguya, and Eirin? Oh, and Hina and what's her face harvest god also immortal?

[GearheadPrime]

@rikan1pwnz In Buddhist thought, which is an undercurrent in how the game is set up, even gods dies in their due time. All things have their time. This is why the Immortal Elixir was considered such a sin, it removes one from the cycle of fate.

[Aberrant17]

Possibly. There is only one known person in Gensokyo capable of breaking that ball (and even then, only temporarily).

And no, it's not Flandre.

Nor Mannosuke.

[migdino]

@Aberrant17

That's Ran, isn't it?

[Aberrant17]

Yep. You've been doing your homework. Cookie for you! ^.^

*gives cookie*

[sailorberri]

GIVE.

ME.

MY.

MONEY!!!!!!

Is what she is probably saying.

[xXDeityXx]

For a lazy bitch, she sure loves to murder a soccer ball. lol

[crazymanchinman]

this shows that she is not that lazy

[CHRONUSNUMEN]

XD TOUHOU FUTBOL ES RE-GENIAL

[Algamyst]

Yup.

That ball has GOT to be drenched in Hourai Elixir or SOMETHING, if a grim reaper can't kill it.

[saiyoucho]

Nah, Komachi was just too lazy to shapen her blade. That's why it wont break. =P

[GmanX50]

@Algamyst She's a ferry(wo)man, not a reaper.