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  • The people who performed in this video really thought their careers were taking off.

  • Oh 80's why are you so... Uh... Intresting?

  • the beginning is welcome to the machine by pink floyd

  • is this dude just tripping on some good shit this video 

  • BLING BLING.... I've got the price of a mansion 'round my waist and chest

  • When no one is looking I like to rock out on my Casio spatula. No shame.

  • heh heh, heh heh, heh heh, he said tool.

  • after watching this how did we make it through the 1980s

  • @fletchman5435 we didn't:C

  • damn look at that grease

  • The first 25 seconds was the first dubstep ever created.

  • at least wendy's is honest about how disgusting their food looks

  • Wendy's always used to have the greasiest burgers, then for a while they had the driest burgers. Now with the new Dave's Hot & Juicy patties, they are the greasiest again lol

  • I wish I could go back in time to when I was a Wendy's employee just so I could have started shredding guitar on the spatula.

  • I doubt all the employers actually do it the correct way. Wiping boogers and shit all over.

  • gonna be what? GONNA BE WHAT!?

  • Omg that looked disgusting

  • And this is why you don't do acid on the job

  • Imagine if you were on acid watching this?

  • This is what nightmares are made of...

  • Geez I use to work there in high school and college...

  • this is the best thing ever. O_o

  • God fast food burgers are shit....People are so used to crap quality food that palces like 5 guys are looked at as great burgers....lol its crap left over beef filler quality garbage.

  • @Turbo05Dodge What's wrong with that?

  • don't watch this on LSD

  • Why the hell wasn't this my training video?

  • Why did the beginning to this sound like Welcome To The Machine?

  • @xninjaxassasin

    it was.

  • LOL!!!!!

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  • and this is y they started drug testing at work . he was really foaming at the mouth in the corner

  • Don't be afraid, I think you're gonna be what?

  • Hahaha I used to work at Wendy's. So funny.

  • HOT

  • oh wow

  • ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

  • i say im queeg motherfucka

  • Salt the meat? WTF? What are we gonna go sailing the 7 seas with these burgers? Christ, I'm gonna eat it within a couple blocks. Don't salt the meat!

  • Why did they shoot this on the set of "You can't do that on Television!"

  • What is he gonna be??

    I need closure!!!

  • I think the people at Wendy's who made my food the other day haven't seen this informative video.

  • Love the "Welcome to the Macheine" beginning

  • WHATS HE GONNA BE?!?

  • @thebibleisfiction HOT! :D

  • That meat looks...filthy.

  • I got in trouble for pressing the patties when I started working at a fast food restaruant. Thanks a lot, Wendy's Instructional Rap Video.

  • swag

  • 1:21 so.....you gonna eat that?

  • Thumbs the fuck up for air-spatula at 0:58 

  • "And when I took a bite of the hot dog it started screaming"

  • I must admit, that was a rather good snare.

  • The 80's man, the 80's. :)

  • Aghhhh! I'm sorry I just had Fresh Prince of Bel-Air flashbacks

  • last word - shot.

  • hot!

  • wow is this real?

  • O_O

  • Did they really rip off the sounds effects used in Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd?

  • EAZY-E? Naw dawg, it's EAZY-CHEEZE!

  • i was at wendy's and sure enough they were doing the 4 corner press. LMAO!!!

  • I will most likley never eat at Wendys again. Unless they fired who ever thought this was a good idea!

  • Gonna be...

    what?

    GONNA BE WHAT?!

  • :O that was... special...

    the patties look gross... XP

    ...

    I don't like Wendy's anymore (naahhh) but seriously those patties look disgusting on that grill, the only description that comes to mind is "squashed bug"

    thumbs up if you agree... -_- *shivers*

  • I would've quit halfway through this video.

  • @Captainskier that would be a foolish idea

  • @Captainskier lol so funny

  • wut?

  • That fill at 0:58 is fucking dope.

  • hahahaha the 80's were a serious back-step in the evolution of music. we may never recover.

  • NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY MEAT GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

  • Welcome to the Machine intro....

  • Perfect for all the wendy's employees. They are all so high they have to have shit like this to keep them interested.

  • my first job was at wendy's and we never got this, you're just handed a spatula and aprin and go to work

  • Lol

  • THE FACT THEY MADE A RAP FOR MAKING BURGERS

    PLAYING GUITAR ON A SPATULA

    SINGING PATTIES

    TERRIBLE.

  • I can now work at Wendy's...

  • since when did michael Jackson work at wendy's? XD

  • Captain N: the grill master

  • Welcome to The Machine burger flipper

  • I will never look at Wendy's the same again...

  • Spatula-tactular!!!!

  • Back when rap was actually cool.

  • GENIUS.

  • weeps.........

  • Those singing burger patties are kind of disturbing...

  • i'm really scared...

  • Welcome..... TO HELL!!!!

  • Ain't that Wesley Snipes' new gig?

  • Someone should find the person who makes all the ridiculous rules of GRILLING A PIECE OF MEAT for these fast food joints and press-grill him dead.

  • "I heard you liked training videos, so I put a training video in your training video."

  • @scottieman2 Nice stolen joke.

  • @smackknot Yeah, you're welcome?

  • DRUGSS????

  • That Black guy got employee of the month, no doubt.

  • greatest thing ever

  • Extra extra, read all about it

    The best burgers in town from all around

    People from around the world come and get it

    The line goes around like a merry go round

    CUT!

  • Wow.....odd. Cool rapping, though. Black singers rock.

  • spatula-tar!

  • DAT SNARE.

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  • Soundtrack by Skinny Puppy. Holy crap.

  • Dave Thomas was the Quincy Jones of fast food when making instructional videos. He understood pennies count in mass production, but spent them where it matters... And it shows in the food, even a couple cents spent somewhere in that meal can make a difference.. Better bun, less filler, better coffee, better cream, etc.

  • Where's the beef?

  • that trainee is high as f***

  • i been working at wendys for 3 months and this video told me more then the ceo did

  • 00:13 what it looks like when you microwave LSD

  • i wonder how long it took to render that face-smoke effect it looks perspective right

  • minimum pay totally awesome!

  • 25 people can't do the 4 corner press

  • damn, the burgers used to be bigger.

  • ROFL!!!

  • yummy..so the meat has to be grey and moist

  • Drain the meat.... Oh god, I knew fast food was greasy... But... Goddamn....

  • Holy crap it looks like Aries Spears!

  • Man, they won't let us watch this video anymore at Wendy's because we don't make our meet that way anymore.

  • makes think of SpongBob and how he makes his patties.

  • some nice wobbly dubstep bass at the beginning

  • ok, so, the singing animate patties are THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. apart from those freaking quiznos things. thumbs up if you know what im talking about.

  • @zachcow i believe the kid was trippin on acid.....

  • Someone NEEDS to make a gif of 0:37 - 0:45

  • I think you're gonna be...WHAT?! WHAT WILL I BE?!!

  • @DinoRaptor gonna be hot

  • Newcleus did training videos? Holy shit

  • Epic......lol

  • We need a pepper ball.

  • I need to update my resume now that I've seen this video.... I'm certified now!

  • @bolver25 I KNOW!!!! Im certified to work here, at pizza hut, and at the spaceport arcade! lol

  • i'm gunna drain my meat......lol

  • does wendy's give LSD or somethin cus that white dude is trippin.

  • This is what happens when your rap career goes south.you end up working at Wendy's. You guys think this is a training video but this is just footage from his regular shift.

  • Dammit not again. I hate it when it goes all psychedelic.

  • This feels like a lost level from PaRappa the Rapper.

  • Spoony is the best.

  • here cuz of spoony? ^^

  • @gf1989  yup XD

  • I was waiting for a Dave Thomas cameo. He should have been a featured singer, or at least a back up dancer.

  • @kcuhc4 Dave Thomas didn't start doing commericials for Wendy's until the early 90's, I think.

  • Gonna be HOT.

  • This video seems to sample Pink Floyds 'Welcome to the Machine' does anyone else hear that?

  • @masterpangloss : Yes!

  • @masterpangloss Yep, I noticed that the first I watched it way back. Really glad somebody else noticed too.

  • @masterpangloss If by sampling you mean Shamefully Steal then yes it does.

  • You're going to be.... *looks around in silence* fucked!, by Wendy's yeah yeah! by Wendy's yeah yeah come on! *dances to the music*

    Which I had that as my training video

  • Sweet I'm gonna get me some mad grill skillz

  • How many phallic nicknames can you find in this video?

  • now i know!!!!

  • i know feel i could properly make a wendy's hamburger so um i guess it works.

  • gonna be... SHOT!!!

  • 0:41 LMMFAO!! Jiggin Lol

  • What?

    This is why you dont do LSD and work at wendy's

  • I used to work for wendy's never again i bet dave is rolling in his grave rite now cuz of the way its ran. the place i used to work at the GM needs to fire everybody and hire new crew managers giveing free food to there girlfriends boiling raw meat in water not cleaning the store like there supposed to. im suprised they don't get shut down. maybe not all wendys are like this but the one i worked at is.

  • Jesus Christ those are the greasiest burgers i've ever seen in my life! What did they do marinate them in butter?!?

  • @incubite9 your comment made me giggle with glee

  • LSD r tard

  • I completely forgot that Wendy's put LCD in their beverages in the 80's!!! Now they make you add it yourself.

  • It's bad enough having to work in a place like that, but to have your intelligence insulted with that on your first day just pours salt on the wound.

  • fuck i wish i wporked in a place like this

  • what the hell?

  • 2:14 Trippin

  • the beginning sounds like welcome to the machine by pink floyd

  • @b0bbydigita153 I was just about to post that comment. It most definitely is the beginning of it.

  • Oh my word... SO MUCH GREASE

  • LOL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?

  • Be what? BE WHAT? WHAT AM I GOING TO BE? 

  • that...was...uhmm....interesti­ng

  • if my manager caught me playing jiggy tunes on my spatula, I would be sent for a "random"

  • 4 minutes to cook!? 1/4 patties should take like 170 seconds max

  • Is that officer Jones? 

  • im glad i didnt live in the 80s!! hahahhahahahaha..ha

  • wow... Wendy's. Who knew?

  • it would have been even funnier if they had "the average homeboy" do it

  • 2:06 JESUS CHRIST!!

  • By watching this video, am I qualified to work at Wendy's now?

  • Hell, I've seen worse.

  • Hes relating to us kids because we like rap and its rad dude!

  • thats one crazy trip

  • I watched this when I worked there as a teen. Can't believe they have it on here - it was weird to watch then, weirder now. I totally forgot the part where the patties sing " We start shrinking...". Awesome!!!

  • Gonna be?!

    Gonna be WHAT?!

    AHHHH!

  • @timmowarner roflmao

  • @timmowarner HOT!

  • @timmowarner GONNA BE SHOT