Jake and Amir: Beeper

[BodTheGrinch]

Damn, just love it when Amir starts on one of these present tense stories. Absolutely hilarious every time.

[TalkingSombrero865]

if you pause when amir is talking on the phone u can see that he's still on the dial pad so he's not really talking to someone

[Abiisiketa]

wow... jake and amir, i actually learned a new word today. "crass":without refinement, delicacy, or sensitivity.

thanks jake and amir ;D!

[rikerslade]

@alongli95theyre the same thing backwards

[sirsteveo]

can somebody plz right down amirs rant, i would but im incredibly lazy

[Joynas01]

How does Jake bear this every day?

[reka10]

vaginal dialysis... thats not gonna be gross at all...

[rikerslade]

first top comment has 52 likes

second one has 25

[alongli95]

@rikerslade what is your point?

[Thegreatestever321]

Did anyone else notice that the phone was on the pasccode lock the whole time

[XTrueMadridistaX]

loooooool remember the direction watch triathlon

[MrSeanmcgall]

i've seen all jake and amir videos so im just gonna get stardted with hardly working..

[ThatISwhatTheyCALLme]

Haha buzzed off of 3 four lokos and a shot....pussy

[OSSRedemption]

So that Beeper W In Your Butt?

Mikey My Friend!

[Fuzzthefurr]

>IPOD NANO

<Epic Fortelling!

[shantanuBroadcast]

You can see the passcode lock on the iPhone

[mrtimnfan123]

@shantanuBroadcast its the phone

[rizler9]

I love Jake's beard!

[Mabsss33]

You know the 'do north' thing... Watch Triathlon!

[KaptainKlancy]

@Mabsss33 *due North

[Mabsss33]

I want an Ipad nano

[7silverpants]

Did anyone notice he didn't actually call anybody, iPhone's screen goes black when u talk to someone..

[i0npath]

@7silverpants 80 cc's. Keep talking. 100 cc's.

[rich1874]

@7silverpants i'm sure everyone noticed but nobody really cared enough to mention it

[PigBenisfy92]

" For 14 miles, and the bitch still works" :)

[beatleforce1]

@PigBenisfy92 i think he said 40

[hellzyeahism]

the shirt jake is wearing is also worn by amir in the soda episode

[aqworldsmoviemaker]

285 people dont have ipad nano 2s

[OwenEWYoungs]

That's a butter company...

[TheWhiskeyjar]

laughing maniacally hahahahahha

[LeviMurraay]

@ashleimilligan93 hahaha yeah, I noticed that too.

[SLOKO98]

Lol how is he alive after FOUR 4-LOKOs?

[marsuleo]

lmao iPad nano. AKA iPhone

[ashleimilligan93]

The phone was still locked.

[Alexdragonfeather]

"All right, you Steve Jobs fucker. Sorry it's not a freaking iPad Nano"

[thecottonquota]

wait, what about due north?

[cwhitaker100]

@thecottonquota Watch the Beginning of Jake and Amir: Triathalon

[Sustanaelle]

14 miles and the bitch still works!!!!

[asutuh]

4lokos?? he didn't get stabbed by a hobo with a box cutter yet?

[D0hG]

I'm tired of liking and favouriting every single Jake and Amir video

[imlolkittens]

I wonder how many people actually understood the iPad nano reference.

[ToaTakila1]

lol...in the beginning Amir kissed his beeper...but it was shoved up his butt.

[LBlueDevil]

notice when he talks on the phone the keypad is showing.... cool how they leave these things

[free2BAtroll090]

fuck you amir that my beeper

[xColourTheory]

Is it me or did Amir get smarter and smarter?

[Manbeast465]

Who else noticed that the phone was still locked?

[TechnoxGhost]

Jake looks like a caveman!

[monkeydoodleism]

Hmm

[Grizzlax29]

haha the iphone is still on the lock screen 

[gabibirdy]

thumbs up if you think amir is hot in a really weird way lol

[LordRehan]

@gabibirdy he's gay, haha

[destddub]

Greaaaattt now i have to go find @MrAngelBitchez comment...

[robotron50]

so he kissed a beeper that was in his ass for 14 miles? O_o?



[tigras2244]

@robotron50 That's Amir for ya!

[Lambsbreathbud420]

@robotron50 wouldn't you?

[Lizziepoo12]

14 miles. and the bitch still works.

[piemanluveseggrolls]

That's a butter company...

[thepurplekoalabear]

its moments like this when i remember why i love Amir.

[MegaWhitePowerRanger]

Well make it 39 BITCH!

[Matthewistheman123]

So he shoved it up his butt and then kissed it?

[itswillperkins]

Why? Where'd u gank yours?

[BriteDiNoMite6784]

How is Amir still a live? He must be a god...

[hdohertyloves]

i get paid the big bucks to make the boo boos go away

[0101BRo]

RIP Steve

[ZowadaAndFriends]

i think an ipad nano is an ipod.

[itswillperkins]

Why Where'd you gank yours?

[ganstadogg69]

i meant that one which is triathlon which was uploaded before

[ganstadogg69]

if you guys noticed the episode called jake and amir triathlon is like a continuation to this but this video was uploaded before this one watch both the videos, this one first and then you'll know what i mean

[DrawnPanda]

1.Type in Osama

2. Right Click on Osama

3. Look at the top

4. Read the name

5. LAUGH 

[LillTwizzle]

@DrawnPanda ROFLOLMFAO!!! OBAMA

[MLailaniP]

Best one ever!:)

[clairecardona]

Umm... Does anyone ever pay attention or read the tags? xD

[SMASHandDASH2834]

best jake and amir ever

[Adiesue1]

I thought it was called a pager...

[deathrockerx1]

for 14 hours, and the Bitch still works ;D

[iOtameganeKun]

@deathrockerx1 Amir said 14 miles.

[CIRCLECIX]

amir tells the best stories.

[Kynectric]

Oh wait, if the intro is any indication it might have taken 38 takes.

[Kynectric]

This is the most elaborate story...I wonder how many takes it took to get it right

[DragonTycoon]

The Beeper! 14 miles in your ass, and the bitch STILL works!

[JonJonTooChill]

HAHA ! FOUR LOKOZ <3 xD

[hawkjor]

That's high quality

[randomguy1081]

iPad Nano lol that would be cool...

[mangoking101]

@randomguy1081 It's called an iPod touch

[randomguy1081]

@mangoking101 you just don't get it

[RebeccaMarieB]

That is the best story that I've EVER heard. Props to you, Amir. You have the best adventures.

[PKSiggy24wc]

1:16 to 3:08 was THE GREATEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD

[MrAngelBitchez]

Why did we have to remember he was going north?

[bbqapples123]

@MrAngelBitchez dont question amir. you are not qualified to do that

[TiPtRoNiC001]

@bbqapples123 well you are but he will start crying and his voice will go realllly high

[Voiderify]

WOW... besides making me bend over laughing, this looks like just 1 take.... thats 2 whole minutes of a breathless rant... Amir is a really good actor...

[summerbarbie07]

jake wore the plaid shirt that amir had in soda. :) I <3 that they share their clothing so cute! unless amir stole it for soda.. from one of their sleepovers ;)

[ModernWarfare2vsODST]

I like how amir kisses the Beeper that was 3 inches up his butt

[BroadwayKid2008]

BEST. STORY. EVER.

[ToasterRooster]

notice at the end of the video it skips 3:08

[TheSuperdxhbk]

At 0:12 he kisses the beeper, so remind me where was the beeper

[RRmanutd98]

Lol i luv amir's rants

[sdfjkism]

wrong order this was suppose to be like 20 episodes back

[EldinSpiritofPower]

And the Bitch Still Works

[lilpandaboyy]

if you look at the phone.. you can see hes on screen lock....

[TheCoDkidFTW]

R.I.P Steve Jobs

[lwall26]

Make it 39 Bitch!

[lukeiamyourfaja]

i want an ipad nano

[chrisbyerly]

@lukeiamyourfaja Already out, they're calling them iPhones for some reason though..

[TheFearlessGFX]

@lukeiamyourfaja I think they call that the iPod touch.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

@TheFearlessGFX yeah it was a joke.

[TheFearlessGFX]

@lukeiamyourfaja So was what I said :P

[joem961]

@lukeiamyourfaja It's called an i touch.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

@joem961 as in itouch your mom?

[HDvelocity]

Anyone else sick of that stupid relaxo sync add?

[sasuke11MT]

press 0 and wait for him to say your watching then press 9

[rabbitruler44]

Amir wore Jake's shirt in Soda :3

[ThatNerdJStone]

When Amir says explodes quickly press 9 for a chuckle

[poetbypractice]

he kisses the beeper in the beginning... ew

[MultiHollywoodYoutub]

iPod Nano is not a phone Amir -____- lmao

[AloTelevision]

dude at the begining amir is typing so fast

[TwoJayTV]

like this if you can see the numbers u press to call someone WHILE HE IS ON THE PHONE!

[jelicabean]

@tubester358  that wasn't spam just an observation, move along now....

[owaiszamir2121]

Nice story bro . Tell it again

[andrew99ification]

Anyone else notice the keypad on the phone when he was talking?

[meaganmariezuko]

Behind Amir,

he got hats on hats on hats

[mrtsunny]

the intros are already gold.

the actual video just makes it super platinum.

[JHeartMeh]

I love that he's smiling the whole time and anytime he says stuff.

[bleedingchicken1]

Why?

[red17delicious]

Sorry it's not a freakin iPad nano!

[D7Industries]

the nurse was livid!

[jelicabean]

We talk about people everyday, and we all will die he wasn't really talking bad about Steve Jobs considering that he is the founder if Ipod nanos. RIP Mr.Jobs

[tubester358]

@jelicabean Stop spamming, this video was uploaded at the beginning of the year and doesn't say anything specifically towards Jobs (and he said "...iPad nano", not iPod).

[thatshowyoudie]

He never unlocked the I phone

[nyninja212]

iPad nano! Lmfao

[SpellmanMusic]

Ah man that Steve Jobs joke would be real offensive right about now lol

[AHgeesmee]

oh my god, they need more videos of amir's crazy parties

[cowboybeepbop1]

Anyone notice that when he put it to his ear it was still on the password screen.....Amir is such a dumbass.

[CHSoloHeart]

what the fuck did i like listen to

[juiceojala]

at 0:13 amir kisses the beeper...its been in his butt

[ZackS28]

iPad nano = iPod Touch...

[bobbyteriyaki978]

you can see the passcode lock on jakes phone lol

[blonddeshortii44]

i wanna know how amir is always magically healed by monday.

[waniaksk8z]

wtf

[pownage3claws4life]

amir can count now?!?!



[laxbrogotflow]

Soooo funny

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Part 2

watch?v=INVdbXTuPVI

It sounds weird, but the triathlon video seems like it comes RIGHT after this one...

[App1ezWilliams]

"So that thing was in your butt.."

"For fourteen miles and that bitch still works."

[LordHexer]

incredibly awesome story!

[MsSiwoo]

It 2t yi tt, , -

[Vlad15Y]

"14 miles, and the bitch still works ;) " now this should be a beeper commercial

[trappedbymusic]

Amirs stories are awesome

[retardsos]

he kissed a beeper that was in his rectum.

[trennick]

Lol@ his phone :D

[B4THEWOR3T]

Anybody else realize that when Amir's talking on the phone, the lock screen's right there?

[Cuymenq]

Lol the fones loccked

[t0odle]

I like the old stuff better...

[EmpathyWorks]

Vaginal Dialysis.

Give them an Emmy now.

[Rokodor15]

Butt Beeper xD

[160moebius2]

Ah!!

[An0nYm0u51000]

and the bitch still works!

[Cappemannen1]

There were blood EVERYWHERE!! xD

[Nobodyuno95]

Sounds like my usual day...

[strongboyfahad52]

I love how he's makin fun of Steve jobs but now he's dead :(

[27jrocks]

14 miles and the bitch still works XD

[MusicTewns]

iPad nano :D

[Matthewistheman123]

So it was in his butt, and he kisses it at the beginning.

[magicpsp100]

my favourite!!! haha! for 14 miles and the bitch still works! my favourite line ever!

[kaigreg]

I wanna get an ipad nano! Wait...

[pataponmaster00]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo Gross XP

[48073419900127]

but he was lying, it was due South!

[awesomesauceyumyum]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HEARD THE FOUR LOCO REFERENCE!

[beatngo710]

Lol a dead guys balls in his mouth...

[TheMoffattMusic]

Thumbs if you feel awkward because you watched this after Steve Job's death.

[sirdoodlebug219]

I'd be interested to know how, at the age amir is, he is both out of jail and not dead.

[BrodyPost]

lol, the phone is on the lock screen while hes talking.

[steamz99]

damn jake looks like a hobo in this episode

[lawngboardin]

Bagging on Steve Jobs while he's on his Mac Computer

[MrBloomoon123]

Makes me laugh everytime

[ejaybugboy]

isent a ipad nano a ipod touch

those steve jobs jokes arent funny anymore :/