Man impaled in Horrific Accident

[SleepIsForbidden]

you are the ultimate

Forever Alone

also this video says that

you didnt take a shit for two weeks

that aint normal

also how the fuck did i get from BF3 to this??????????

[Tool9395]

@SleepIsForbidden lol calling someone forever alone and then saying you watch fucking bf3 videos lol

[gromus1000]

I'm pretty sure trolling is fooling someone without them being aware, therefore both of you aren't really 'trolling' anybody. Best if you both just shut the hell up and leave.

[DroftiTheDragon]

I love arguments on the internet.

[Furko08]

which one was his 1st video

[Creepz1337]

its funny how many people dont notice that this is a joke xD

[2011BoNeY]

CUP OF TEAM!!

[TuttiFruitiShruti]

CupofTeam never ceases to disappoint xD

[AlmightySpadeCostume]

nnhooohhh...

[guitardude671]

thumbs up for cannibal corpse!

[iCraXz]

Its been two wee...ks

[JCloDuVal]

So did he spend two weeks without using his toilets?

[EgomaniaOtachi]

WHAT AND TWIST!

[MsCupcakeTV]

These guys have WAY too many dummies...

[bubbles16177]

i also hav a imajinary friend

[Alexc3217]

Suddenly, swords...

[EvilTomato1337]

Oops, Sorry Joe you shouldnt have scared me.

[1996Coaster]

Great, first Joe's immortal and now he has teleportation powers. Any more secrets?

[cbman1000]

I am only waching these because he is like no

[mediaman97]

CANNIBAL CORPSE 

[ImDevon1]

joe is keny in real life he dies and comes back....

[99x0x99]

so what they didnt use that toilet in two weeks?

[ShrinkToMySize]

and to think ted didnt take a dump for 2 weeks... well... if he did i dont think you would recognise joe then anyway

[TNTcOOl78]

oh god the second one this week

[blazerx900]

where did the sword come from XDDD

[CannedBananaz]

Make an epic beat out of this video by using 2 as a bassdrum and 8 as a snare. :D

[willehum222]

TedCrusty must be the biggest troll ever to people looking up "GUY DUYZ IN SERIOUS ACCIDENT" videos

[Elurini]

nhoooooo

[ixusmyself]

press 5 wait 1 sec then press 5 the wait 1 sec then press 5 ect...

[ixusmyself]

press these only once for JOE

1,,3,5,8

[Unh3lpful]

John? Who is this John? I though this was Joe.

[MrAustizy]

I love how the first part has nothing to do with they way he dies!

[shadowforc30]

Liked the video because of the Cannibal Corpse t-shirt :) (And maybe the video too xD)

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

NEAU

[Jellybeanamania]

CANNIBAL CORPSE FTW!!!

[CardboardCelery]

FAKE 

[K3V1NG1994]

@CardboardCelery No shit

[MsLizziex]

the ''no'' is so intense xD

[x702kiddx]

FAKE! Hide and seek is not real.

[deathray50]

Two weeks? He's in the toilet? Now answer this. How many times have you shat on him?

[heteromeles]

Unexpected ending is unexpected

[Dippaification]

cannibal corpse t-shirt (y)

[gnashy2]

so noone used the toilet for 2 weeks... :D

[jamesspaht1]

you see the red x at the top right of the computer click it

[callmybroCripple]

@jamesspaht1 Im on chrome, mines grey trolololol

[marioandluigi012345]

@jamesspaht1 I'm using a Mac, my X is at the top left. ^^

[jamesspaht1]

@marioandluigi012345 ohhhh ok still its there for a reason

[deathray50]

@marioandluigi012345 It's not even an X. Just a red button.

[tagman865]

lol first drowning in a toilet then killed by a sword.

[darellen1]

Cannibal Corpse FTW !

[AakwardAardvark]

joes ghost is gonna haunt u if u keep disrespecting it

[TheZoe236]

Did anyone else notice when he pulls '' Joe'' a foot is missing? Joe... ''sigh'' no...

[iam1and1isme]

he hasnt took a shit for two weeks??

[Megablueforce]

Why is Joe always headless

[DMac142011]

this just made no sence

[DjEndurancE]

@DMac142011 Neither does your spelling.

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

how is this guy not a meme for his "no..."

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L Because memes are for fat nolife losers that have nothing to do but surf the internet all day. This guy is funny and has a life. Thus the reason he's not a meme♥

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@iaresheepy That was a mean answer. I haz a sad naow :( I don't always have a sad when people reply to me through Youtube, but when I do, I make sure to speak in Meme. U MAD BRO?

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L That's really your best attempt to troll me..? DUDE YOU ARE SHIT COMPARED TO MOST TROLLS ON YOUTUBE LMAO!!

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@iaresheepy And you thought I was trying? Get real dude. If you knew any "good" trolls you've obviously spent time on the internet.

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L Nah, you were trying. Now that you know you failed, you're tying to cover it up by saying you were faking it. I've heard it all before, so who are you trying to fool? Me? Or you? :)

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@iaresheepy sneaky sneaky ;)

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L Yawn. Waiting on you to finally troll good..

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@iaresheepy was I still supposed to be trying?

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L Still waiting for you to successfully troll me..

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

@iaresheepy Wow, you're still on this? Go back to the catacombs of the internet please.

[iaresheepy]

@AnonymoussourceL0L That's your best troll? Fail much?

[carrothaed4]

@iaresheepy Oooooo baby!  It feels like, it feels like...Music sounds better with you!

[iaresheepy]

@carrothaed4 *yawn* Troll better please..

[carrothaed4]

@iaresheepy ...with you baby! It feels like, music sounds better with you.

It's a great song.

[iaresheepy]

@carrothaed4 When are you gonna troll better? I'm still waiting.

[TrollingYouBe]

Joe lost a sock!

[MrJohnsyGuy]

When I die I want him to say "No" at my funeral.

[byerein]

2 weeks in the same shirt

[AHoboWithCheese]

Sooo... He hasn't used the toilet in two weeks?

[JynxxyDoll]

Thumbs up if you saw Joe coming from the outside of the toilet @ 3:30

[Fishdude343]

CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!

[SnowiieMilo]

@olaalskardig dude made 1043 people smile..in 46 seconds! imm pretty sure he has a life...

[olaalskardig]

so..you got no friend or what?! srsly...get a life.

[ulak5150]

@walkingdeaderik99 *turns back at 1945* U mad bro ?

[kteaguezot]

WHY CAN I NOT STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP

[ecaep42]

@kteaguezot Crap? This is genuinally funny. The funniest thing I have ever seen.

[mysterygirl9772]

@kteaguezot

because your brain wants you to keep watching it it happened to me too

[Razorblade2511]

You went two weeks without going to the toilet? ;)

[adeafcarrot]

WHERE DID THE SWORD COME FROM!!?

[iswimbackstroke1]

these are funny!

[BurnedToast00]

Hey guys....I think this is fake but im not sure ._.

[kornfanatic1303]

Hell yeah Cannibal Corpse! :D

[Tidusmyidol]

You didn't go for a piss or crap in two weeks?

[brutalmetalmosher]

Nice cannibal corps tshirt :D

[Aermelchen]

I love how 617 people disliked this video because they didn't see a man getting impaled.

[BlackOpsResearcher]

So that means no one used the toilet for 2 weeks.. normal.

[pedrolioni]

press 3,5 for joe? joe?

[MrLeonfynn]

press 5,2 for a person going to a different dimension

[henryquestionmark]

DUMMIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO........NOO........

[o0TreyRoyer0o]

He didnt shit for 2 weeks :0

[viikidavikingful]

why does joe never have a head? and how is he still alive!

[HAHAHAHE2750]

HAHAHAHA ted crusty Rules

[Bieber4evaxxx]

No...

[Lucho3698]

i only see this video cuz of the ending ´noooo´

[NexIuguolo]

I didn't notice his Cannibal Corpse shirt, what scene is it in?

[kyle110796]

press 1, 8,8,8,8,2

[MiggetyMattR]

@kyle110796  more like 1,8,8,8,8,4

[kyle110796]

@MiggetyMattR 1,8,8,8,8,8,2,4

[lilmissgaga]

@kyle110796

ROFLLLL omg.

[shadeslate]

@kyle110796 HAHAHAHAHHAH

[Freshklain]

i like how hasn't been to the toilet for 2 weeks :D

[macbeasty]

he hasn't shit in 2 weeks?

[MrRyanification]

Press 8 repeatedly for sex.

[SuperSunyD]

"I don't think we'll ever be adventurus enough to play that game again"

*random sword impales joe*

huuh... a-Nooo....

[gmoore4100]

you look like jason earles..even though i HATE hannah montana

[Keza01904]

u didn't use the loo for 2 weeks?

[HiyeeRandom]

nnnoooo....



[tehscrubshow]

fake. there's no such thing as swords.

[BloodlustDclan]

How the hell does joe keep coming back in these videos? You would think he'd stay dead after being eaten by a snake

[hnreed1997]

so the main plot had nothig to do with him being impaled on the sword

[aa777nx]

If there's 2 things joe is good at, it's

1. hide-and-seek

2. dying.

[NNUTSProductions]

I don't think we'll ever be that adventurous to play that game again. lol roflcopter

[TheAries11]

fr god sakes get a manican head

[CVholik]

lol i love how the totally unrelated random ass medieval sword just comes into the video out of nowhere. I mean ive seen all this guys videos but this one got me lol

[gootarstar521]

i just realized i had a **** load of likes

[John27346]

@gootarstar521 You can bring them to the bank.

[gateboy160]

wow lol

[TheCreativeLegend]

wow that was fake, but at the same time really gay....... hmm

[g2c4u]

@TheCreativeLegend NO really? I actually thought it was real! -_-

[toxicxcrayon]

@gootarstar521 ....how did u know? are you a stalker :o

[80GodSmack]

i thing you should find some friends

[80GodSmack]

think*



[onodrim20001]

you have been wearing the same shirt for 2 weeks lol

[TheCrazychris46]

That must be a big room that it takes two weeks just to find the door

[Pritchy7]

idk why but whenever he says "no.." i always laugh:P

[vegetafan100]

-gasp- ..no.... XDDD epicness!!!!

[Zopetzo]

Metal upp your ass!

[sexybabedudething]

HOLY SHIT JOE HAS NO HEAD D:

[newmoonandtwilight]

ur hot!!!!!

[ColtonHession]

CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE \m/

[viktorgp23]

YOU REALLY HAVE O LIFE , DO YOU ?

[Nodog799]

joe is good

[BlackHawkPictures23]

anyone agree that you thought the guy saying " Joe...... Joe? No....." was an adult? thumbs up if you agree

[MrMetalwolf08]

Cannibal Corpse! \m/ FTW \m/

[mesyboy1]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Anarchyffan]

lol

[marioluigi1234567]

HNNNNNo

[firebreathindragon]

Thumbs up if you noticed his cannibal corpse t-shirt

[alexc2028]

@firebreathindragon only after u mensioned it

[MrGerbilGoof]

@firebreathindragon more like thumbs down

[yorchreloaded]

What an idiot..!

[jimmym95]

y do u say no after he dies

[Krisdontdis]

cannibal corpse heheehe



[gootarstar521]

wow all the comments have my name in it

[iRentallyMetarded]

ya?

[gootarstar521]

@iRentallyMetarded NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Backspace85all]

its hard to believe he hasn't taken a shit for 2 weeks. it just doesn't add up...

[ritchman55]

this video is sooooo epic

[ritchman55]

this video is sooooo epic

[nafaidni]

Joe is literally a piece of shit. :I

[Greenfrost6]

THAT ONE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

[CYToilets]

CANNIBAL CORPSE

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

Is that like your catchphrase? "Nooo". I love it!

[zpk2k9]

the views are over HNO-INE THOUSAND

[DeadlyThrashViking]

cannibal corse ;)

[PrinceOfNsanity]

Joe has a camel toe.

[chinabin123]

cannibal corpse shirt epic!

[randomdude581]

572 people have Nnnnno sense of humor

[WeBeDaClan]

this guy is fucking awesome

[emexee]

hum...no

[foxdemon50]

im sorry i cant not like this u hav to like thes vid

[awesomedudes24]

he probably made all of these in one day 

[dangleman1]

hahah wtf how does a sword end up on him

[IcOuLdBeSaM]

a common game of hide and seek once again ends with joe dead, what a pour fellow

[webriikkennlubbyou]

How old are you, kid? I'm SURE that you can find some friends your age...

[vipr600]

at first its like wow joe is pretty decent at hide and seek and then wtf sword?

[SoundsMadness]

Joe cheated death the first time after surviving in the toilet for 2 weeks..

So when it was his time to die a sword randomly come out of no where and impaled him.

Thus dividing by zero, the devil wins again. :D

[ScashZz]

Its sad how your friend keeps dying