Blackbird (recently discovered demo recording)

[AlaricArrives]

ugh. talk about bringing a good thing down.

[MALUMDR]

Does that horrible thing called yoko still live

[iTzGOOSEE]

I just listen to the song I don't need the lyrics in the comments

[Rilaroothestoner]

Funny but true

[TheSinUnforgiven]

I'm gonna start a band with Linda and name it Metallica. Yeah that's a good name for a band. XD

[KingZoraable]

john's new girlfriend is a cuuuuuuuuunt. Hahahaha

[WhatsWorseGuy]

i heard this song before the real Blackbird lol

[ThePrestige4u]

1,739 Oko fans....poor bastards

[o0jjj]

@ThePrestige4u You do realize that this song is bashing Paul and the toxic nature of the beatles' friendship in general, right? It's not about how Yoko sucks. The disparaging comments about Yoko are there to characterize Paul as petty and deranged.

For the record, I like all of the beatles AND yoko, yet I will admit that every single one of them is an imperfect individual deserving of the occasional jab.

[ThePrestige4u]

@o0jjj Bet you dimes to dixie , Paul would laugh his ass off ! Lets all just check our , "sense of humour circuits" or change-up our meds , or something . :)

[o0jjj]

@ThePrestige4u

I bet he would too! It's a pretty amusing take on what was going on.

Interpreting something differently means I need to be put on medication...? Gosh, I hope not.

You should check out the recordings of their post-yoko conversations during recording sessions. John is often high and uncooperative, Paul is all around very pissy and demanding, and Yoko is mostly silent. Like I said before, these are all great people who were stuck in a stressful situation.

[o0jjj]

@ThePrestige4u And sorry if I come off a tad contrarion; I just love the Beatles and, based on my reading (and listening), think that the situation was more complex than just John's Weird Girlfriend. Moreover, it would be pretty difficult to convince me that this video was not in some way a parody of both Paul's mental state at that time and the fans' overreaction to the very existence of Yoko. And I'm pretty sure I'm not mentally ill. Not in a way that would color my opinion :D

[mrguermo1]

so mccartney faked his death the beatles replaced him with a double. and he went on to create metallica after facial reconstructive surgery. i should be a detective

[Crazynick1998]

Robotic Vagina...----------->

[doenerator]

MEEEETALLLLICAAA

[Kitemasters]

not even close too funny

[belladonna137]

@Kitemasters this is hilarious...what isnt funny about it to you?

[spyrosbiggestfan5678]

This is really interesting if its legit...

[angelicZot]

@spyrosbiggestfan5678 It's entirely legit. Wings' original name was Metallica.

[spyrosbiggestfan5678]

@angelicZot Yes. Because when I posted that I was being completely serious.

[rwjaco]

JON, You write some funny stuff. What happens when you meet Sir Paul?

[mexicoman42]

@rwjaco In court......

[edgirallenjoe29]

@rwjaco Lol. Right. "When."

[Richmoo4]

I like "linda and I will make a band called metallic".

[CharlesBeeTV]

I wanna hear 'Hate Jews!'

[Lathonrocks]

LOL. "Ringo wont shut the fuck up".

[PSNmcnab306]

Dammmoonn?

[PSNmcnab306]

DAMON

[mongoose121212]

XD

[loganarchermusic]

It's funny cause Paul's post-solo career sucke

[rapeasaurus1]

@loganarchermusic not entirely. Maybe I'm Amazed is a great song.

[guilacrosse]

1960s Beatles hey! Uh fuck you

[lilyward32]

yeaa.. thats... thats not cool

[thebridgesareburned]

Trolling like a boss

[AjacdProductions]

P.S. Sarah, hi! I love you!!! Hope you like reading thiss!!! -3

[AjacdProductions]

Hey Sarah!!!

[1960sBeatles]

You have quite the nerve u... I'm not even gonna say it!

Ur such a self centered little brat!!!!!!!

[DragonFlight999]

Im guna talk trqshh bout dis song end sayy howe I am so offinded even tho it is obvusly just a joke. Dam I hav no sense of humor

[NameOfIronicness]

I listened to this song, and was liking it, until he made fun of George.... Then was like... Awwww. Liked it anyway.

[samonyak]

@NameOfIronicness

I felt exactly the same!!! :D

[ez1ez]

who is the frkn jerk off who recoreded this? cripes....some low lofe who doesn't have a life wants to parade his bs around. drop dead

[spazamatron934]

@ez1ez well, Jon LaJoie recorded it, a comedian. and he's pretty famous for his "bs" (that means bull shit.).

by the way, this is the fucking internet. you don't have to fucking abbreviate fucking cuss words.

[jacobap23]

@ez1ez It's funny because your parents don't love you!

[Phyxius0000]

lol i havent laugh this hard in a while jon u r a friking genius !!!!!!!!

[KeepMineHidden]

I am a huge fan of both Beatles and Jon Lajoie. Loving this.

[BlessedGanja]

fuck you billy sheers!

[JimEcee1]

Man I can believe anyone would waste that much time and effort on this piece of tripe.

[BaronVonPenguin]

Christ thats just about the worst Beatle related spoof I've ever heard and I've seen the 2nd Rutles film.

[codyuzumakii]

Ringo wont stfu LOL

I die 

[FrodoWitcher]

Ringo won''t shut the fu*k up!

George keeps writing stupid fu*king songs!

I actually died at this part...

[villani27]

love this guy. this is my fav beatles song and i laugh at this song

[Maconda4th]

Z z z z

[RPens]

The Beatles are my favourite band ever and I almost died when I heard this.

[pedrobacellar]

@RPens they are my fav band too, and this is my fav song from them, but well comedy is comedy. dont be so hard on him. was a funny joke after all

[RPens]

@pedrobacellar Died of laughter....

[ASiLAYdyingKYLE]

METALLICA!!!!!!!!!! <3

[Sandalistan]

Im waitin for "While My Clitar Gently Weeps"

[DyerMakerAur]

Fuck The Beatles.

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

OMG! This totally reminds me of the Beat-Alls episode of power puff girls! Yoko is a screaming monkey! Hilarious

[jlwild123]

I really love the Beatles but this is still really funny :-) lol

[jms34668]

Here's the lyrics to Hey Jews:

Hey Jews, We're jealous of youse, you took a sad song and made it better, You work hard to forget all of our sins, and that's how you begin to make things better

Hey Jews, No longer afraid, you've become doctors to make us better, you heal us and represent us in court, it's your brains we sought to make things for us better

And any time you feel the pain from the past, remember that facism can never last, oh well you know that it's the fool who thinks he's cool...

[SpaceDetergentPM]

@jms34668 why would u dare mock or put such hateful meaning to Paul McCartney's lyrics much less the beatles music?

[jms34668]

Would've been funnier without the profanity but that would've taken more talent to write.

[lubylu312]

JON, PLEASE MAKE HEY JEWS.

[MisterDarkness117]

Hilarious.

[masonjarshall]

Rediculous



[masonjarshall]

HAHAHAHAHA



[GuiltyClown]

i understood "dumb fat bitch" the first time i listened to this... kept thinking she wasnt that fat, was she

[TysweetMusic]

Duump that bitch

[ddrfreak368]

Where's Hey Jews?

[LittleLeeloo33]

LMFAO my dad loves the original! haha Wonder he seems to be a beatle fan a lot of beatles stuff in backgrounds etc <3

[Thisisfun45]

awww yeaaa thumbs up if you sometimes think 10s are 3s from behind.

[TheMileslol]

Ringo won't shut the fuck up...lol. o(^▽^)o

[F34R4LyFe]

i believe ringo is the one who wrote stupid F-ing songs

[AUSHTEEN]

Meeeeeetaaaaaaaalicaaaaaa

[Terje1337]

Blackbird might be my favorite song ever :)

[tymotoboy53]

when he made the lsd joke i literally shit my pants hahahahaha

[aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy]

i'm a huge Beatles fan and i found this hilarious! if you know the Beatles you know this is pretty accurate during the last two or three years the Beatles were together.

and you should also know John would find this hilarious!!!!

[zombiexcamm]

I'm waiting for "Hey Jews".

[xXMaggieMaeXx]

Calm your tits guys! It's a joke. I'm a huge Beatles fan but I can see the humor in it, partially because it's kinda true. (Especially the Yoko part...)

[aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy]

@xXMaggieMaeXx yes exactly! (sorry, i didn't read your comment before i posted mine.)

[xXMaggieMaeXx]

This band's gonna break up that whore doesn't die XDD

[SanbiEnterprises]

lmfao

[Anticrawl]

When is "Hey Jews" coming out?!?!?!

[MISCELLANEOUSMAGIC]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

[ily000]

and George keeps writing stupid fucking songs. lmao!!!

[guineaman56]

Guys, quit getting into arguments and just listen to the hilarious music. :L

[whiteshadow247]

That is not Paul McCartney in that photo. You can clearly see the scar and his lip and chin from plastic surgery. The real Paul McCartney had died in a car accident at 5:00 a.m. on Wednesday, November 9, 1966. They replaced the real Paul that is dead with a man named "William Campbell." Check out Fauls(Fake Paul) reaction to John Lennon Death, he isn't even surprised or shocked. /watch?v=eZh_BqJqKns Check out the movie "Paul McCartney is really dead."

[charizard9600]

@whiteshadow247 fuck you i can disprove any point they make in that movie its not really geoge harrisson talkingyou idiots should stop breathing airthat could be used to feul the brain of an inteligent person

[whiteshadow247]

@whiteshadow247 do some research on the subject you may be surprised, lots of people have put together great websites going into detail.

[IGPXtremeI]

@whiteshadow247 Bullshirt

[maalbe987]

@whiteshadow247 Wait, there's still people out there that believe the whole "Paul is dead" thing? HA!

[whiteshadow247]

@maalbe987 Wait, there's people still actually believe the whole "paul is alive" thing? HA!

[dsteinerd]

This is great!! I thought it was for real. You do a good Blackbird.

[Dannyboyz159]

its funny because its true

[jerizle212]

haha suck my nuts everyone who does not like this he is not serious its just a joke\stop being a mother fucking dick suck my nuts

[jerizle212]

haha fuck everyone who does not like this he is not serious its just a joke\

[WooleyWorld]

These lyrics... They touch me. :,}

[Virtuoso1996]

The Beatles are one of my all time favorite bands, and I find this fucking hilarious. Learn to take a joke people.

[maplespak]

LOL!!!!

[xXMaggieMaeXx]

:D I love this. And I'm a HUGE Beatles fan.

[lovetosing2096]

You guys don't have a sense of humor. Yeah the Beatles are fucking incredible, all of them, but learn to take a joke. Honestly.

[beatlestoneful]

omg!!he sounds like paul!!!!lol!!!

[music18021]

I really like the rest of your stuff, but man, this just disgusts me. The Beatles are amazing, way to ruin a song.

[yourmotherslover1056]

@music18021 if u were a real beatles fan u would get a good laugh out of this song.

[kalahor]

@yourmotherslover1056 If YOU were a real Beatles fan, you would have more respect for them (especially John and George) and wouldn't find this funny at all.

[yourmotherslover1056]

@kalahor your one of thosee people who take offense to everything arent you?

[kalahor]

@yourmotherslover1056 You aren't even a Beatles fan are you?

[yourmotherslover1056]

@kalahor yes actually i am even if i wasnt i dont see how that would help your argument

[kalahor]

@yourmotherslover1056 I really don't care, everybody has their own opinions. No need to argue.

[justforthelulzzz]

@kalahor

LOL you are so fucking stupid. You're basically saying if you're a true fan, you can't have a sense of humour. What a fucking joke.

[kalahor]

@justforthelulzzz That's not what I'm saying.

[asharpy1]

why people have disliked this i'll never know

[maalbe987]

@asharpy1 Butthurt.  Butthurt everywhere.

[MrDoctadrums]

@Sano10491 i didnt blame john. quit attacking faggot. just chill.

[jazzkid66]

stupid shit....dont sell yerself acting like paul, distasteful and disrespectful "u fuckin bich"

[MatthewMcVeagh]

I want to hear "Hey Jews" now. :)

[roncrane64]

c'mon everybody its all in good fun. you would think it was funny if Weird Al did something like this. thanks for the laugh dude

[toastman444]

@roncrane64 I wouldn't, Weird Al would make it really really shitty.

This song is great though imagine if this message got across!

[tropicalermine]

WHAT THE FUCK, looks like her face got run over by a truck. -.- Dump that bitch, stop being a motherfuckin dick.

[jbk692000]

what a loser.

[Gl0veCompartment]

Wonder if the real Paul ever saw this Lmao good stuff :)

[Dart5567]

I love you jon...

[elnegroable]

Hey jews

[bammbamm12]

You're all a bunch of hopeless fools. Worthless putzes.

[bammbamm12]

Take this down you fools.

[killingblow528]

@bammbamm12 No. Fag.

[lukaskaetano]

@bammbamm12 suck my dick

[WRAPPINGDJ567]

@MrDoctadrums Ha ha you're gay and angry.

[raviq11]

I'd love to hear hej jews!

[thehoff37]

my aUNT WOULD CRUSIFIE YOU, but its hilarious

[BatPonpon]

I felt bad for George..

But it's still funny

[8Ho03EdONl1liL]

LMFAO! hahaha........ I needed a good laugh!! :D

[guitardees999]

It wasn't even her fault like people think it was. the public just made it look like that..

[janse396]

Paul McCartney started "Metallica" ;D

[MrDoctadrums]

its funny at the beginning, but real beatles fans like me, disliked it

[WRAPPINGDJ567]

@MrDoctadrums Shut the fuck up.

[MrDoctadrums]

@WRAPPINGDJ567 faggot. grow some balls

[Ssgrulz123]

Really???

[paucannell]

Just wrong

[iskatebaker123]

hahha woooow i thought this was real

[music4anything]

And you think this is real, right

[SpitNSpat2]

Really cool video thanks

[Paola137able]

big fake fakefake you sounded like ringo starr!!

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky

America = The Eagles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, The Ramones, etc.

Canada = Justin Bieber, Nickelback

Oh, I definitely see your point.

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain Rush, Neil Young, Barenaked Ladies, Tragically Hip, Arcade Fire, The Guess Who, Our Lady Peace, Bachman and Turner...'nuff said.

We make up for our mistakes with awesomeness like Jim Carrey and Ryan Reynolds. You've yet to make up for Rebecca Black.

I will grant you this: We are very sorry for Celine Dion.

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky Ryan Reynolds is not "awesomeness," and none of those bands/singers except Neil Young and Rush will be remembered fifty years from now.

And just because my location says "France" doesn't mean I'm actually from or living in France. I set it to that just to piss off people like you. I appreciate that you took the time to come to my profile and post insults there, however. It makes me feel special.

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain That's great! Because you are special, kiddo.

Let's agree to disagree, hm? I'll stay here in my comfortable country with my free health care, my non-bigoted societal structure, and my sturdy economy.

That's right, I turned this into a political debate. What of it? =D Pfft, who am I kidding? A debate would imply you actually had a valid point to rebut with.

Also, our national bird is WAY tastier than yours. ;)

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky Way to make yourself look like a massive idiot. Your initial point was that "Canadians are way more talented than Americans =D," musically speaking, and my initial response was... uh, no. I'm pretty sure the amount of legendary musicians and singers the US has produced is second only to the United Kingdom. Dragging irrelevant shit about stupid-ass national birds (you really think anyone cares about that?) and the economy when we were discussing music only makes you look dumber.

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain This is honestly the most hilariously pathetic back and forth I've ever had on YouTube! I'm so glad I could get you going and keep this alive! Everyone I'm showing at work (Yeah, I'm on YouTube at work!) is getting a huuuge kick out of this.

Thank you for making my day, kiddo. =D

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky I decided to take a page from your book and pay an irrelevant visit to your profile; now it makes perfect sense why you didn't include any cliché insults about the obesity problem in the US (you know, in between the really original comments about health care and the economy), considering that you'd have no room to talk.

Oh, and you're welcome, kiddo. =D

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain Thanks, Captain Obvious! I'm a fat ass, OBVIOUSLY. I'm on YouTube all day!

You're more pathetic than I thought. XD

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky A person who uses emoticons like "=D" and "XD" and phrases like "Captain Obvious" is calling me pathetic? That's a real knee-slapper. And anyway, as long as you're still responding to these comments, you're in no place to call someone else pathetic.

Go on and get back to work now – not working means getting fired, which means no money, which means being unable to buy more McDonald's cheeseburgers and Ramen Noodles. We wouldn't want that to happen.

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain Jokes on you, I already live off of cheeseburgers and ramen! 8D Face it, Douchey McDouche, you've been out-trolled!

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky There won't be any more cheeseburgers or Ramen to go around once the money stops rolling in. I feel like I've struck a nerve (Douchey McDouche?). Oh well, at least when your heart stops from all that lardy goodness, you can rest assured that your Free Health Care will unclog your arteries for you.

[I4mfr34ky]

@SiiinginInTheRain Damn straight! Well, I'm glad me insulting you like a fifth grader has given you a little more self esteem. God knows you need it if you're carrying on a conversation with someone who's already rendered all your arguments moot by agreeing with you. =D

[SiiinginInTheRain]

@I4mfr34ky Damn straight! =D

[WRAPPINGDJ567]

@SiiinginInTheRain Hey I saw your back and forth with 4m while using my iPod. That 4m guy is a fuckin douche, America has WAY more better musicians than Canada!

[ExEradiation]

Ive also got this new song Hey Jews its all about the jews and how i hate the jews it goes a little something like this

Hey jews your fucking dumb

you were made to all burn and die

remember everybody hates you

then you can start to leave us alone............

[bwu1796]

thumbs up for Metallica

[bwu1796]

lmao!!!!

[joellindseymusic]

check out my version - it's nearly as good! I'm a Brit living in Pittsburgh, PA. Click me!

[R3ALDUBB3DD3R3K]

Linda+ McCartney equals WINGS

[Shezmen88]

Better than the original. fullstop. ;)