Phil - a documentary

[pimpinmiguelsanchez]

73 people dont like potatos

[PoofDuddy]

LAPD Chief Beck wants licenses for them too, I heard it on the radio this morning.

[newplayerstation]

i have a dream

[JakTheStripper]

Ed this is personally my favorite documentary you have ever done. The others are good as well... this one is just special!

[MrS7alin]

if you put the word gangbangers/gansters/drugdeale­rs on the place of potatoe this would be an awesome speach

[BabblingCrap]

@MrS7alin Would be?  It already is!

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

you should make music videos :3

[CuriousLittleBall]

@SjokkoladeBolleMusa he does!

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

@CuriousLittleBall kinda... yeah, but not serious ones :P

[Disseased]

Anyone else, like, really really hungry for potatoes right now?

[hauribest]

@Disseased That's racist.

[zombiefighter6]

this was really inspiring

[RupertFilbert]

You know what? This April Fools day, I think I can make a class full of potatoes dream a reality. I have understanding peers who are willing to give up their seats for a day in honor of potatoes all over the world. ;u; I can't wait to see what they score of that test I didn't study for.

[katehisandhugs]

Why not potatoes? :-)

[strizhi]

Just leave Alex alone LMAO I don't want my name to be a documentary :P

[slamshrk31]

this is some real ass shit right here

[funnystonervideos]

damn you look so much like bob saget....

[J0SlAH]

@funnystonervideos hahaha wow he totally does!!

[sakuraxms]

I cried. No joke bro. \(;_;)/

[J0SlAH]

@sakuraxms huuuuuug :p

[sakuraxms]

@J0SlAH :D

[J0SlAH]

@sakuraxms haha, I remember when I first saw these this one was moving..but i think it was the Ricky one that made me feel a little sad..ive known people like that before

[hughlingard]

All in all it's just another spud in the wall.

[lemurmilk]

In soviet russia *tear falls from face* potatoes...have a chance

[eseaKoss]

I refused to eat a baked potato for dinner :'(

[iNSAYNHD]

song ??

[cclukebangladesh]

I'VE SEEN IN POTATO GO TO COLLEGE MAN, in the canteen

[StopDropAndROFL69]

:') so beautifull!!!



[DrewCantSkate]

Please get a tv show.

[OhEmGeeItsAlleex]

No..-.-

[shadyfan381]

Potato Tech University lol

[tabujukes]

i think they should make a potato college in Pittsburgh!

[Ajss321]

@tabujukes wut about idaho

[tabujukes]

@Ajss321 sure



[ItsARaqier]

I used to watch videos like this, then I took a vagina to the cock.

[MrDrew2220]

i used to be a potato then i took an arrow to the knee

[toonzification]

tomorrow i am taking my potato to class with me so he can learn to!

[deathposter]

0:50 bag of potato chips.

[JoyfullMeansLovefull]

Four weeks ago I left to start over. I got my body removed to be a potatoes. Form another identity. I was sick of looking away, ignoring the pain an suffering only taters know, pretending that nothing is wrong. I got rejected by the world, but the love of my new friends is enough to fill the empty hole in my heart. I don't even need to go to the toilet anymore. It's is time to stand up. Become a spud, and learn what it is like to be truly be happy. To look reality in the face and say: 'I won'.

[iDANCEWiTHTEddYBEARZ]

Potatoes is our future, lets help it make the difference!

[brian9801]

They don't even get a chance!

[Fuitahaha]

Stand up for potatoes!!!

[superbuckwheat99]

Why the Fuck can't Tomatoes go to collage eh! We should at least give them a chance

[superbuckwheat99]

WE SHALL LET THE POTATOES GO TOO COLLAGE FOR THE POTATOES

[RazzleBerrySorbet]

FOR THE POTATOES!

[DrunkenMunk123]

its a disgrace!

[Kryonus]

Anyone feel like he was channeling a bit of Mitch Hedberg here? The delivery and pacing reminded me of him. R.I.P.

[chimchar28]

im a potato, and those are the most beutiful words i have ever heard

[golferkid1234]

I never thought I would get feelings like this for a potato

[latisha1505]

Potatoes are so good at everything: Being scalloped, mashed, Julienned, salad'd, Baked, Chipped, Fried, Freeze dried, Cheesed, Pringled, Peeled, Diced, and Sliced.. and most of all, eaten... I couldn't imagine what a potato degree might do for them!

[ThatOneCatFTW]

If a potatoe can't even get into college...whats the point of living life?!

[Raged150]

This should easily be getting 5 millions views minimum.

[Gtlgrid]

like if you felt inspired

[Richard1952Tele]

Craig traveled for many hours through the marshy wetlands of the Alfoniac region. His father was waiting for him. He was holding his mother's chicken. For that chicken was the only one that saved his mother. All the other chickens ignored her as she screamed when the horde scrambled the food she was making. Al, the leader of the legion, gave Craig the chance to make himself worthy to the doctors of Alfoniac. However, Craig denied. He had to save his father. For one day, Craig may save us all....

[Richard1952Tele]

@Richard1952Tele Robert was his brother, leader of the Howard association. He laughed at Craig and Craig responded with a vast amounts of curse words. " PissFuck" Craig replied. Craig then made his way to the legion's headquarters, with the chicken in hand he sang, he sang for hours. Sadly, the chicken died of food poisoning. Craig decided he must switch his heart with that of the chicken's. Craig became a chicken. The prophecy told us of Craig, the chicken-man. You are Craig. Go Fourth.

[MikeMaurizioGyorgyi]

People are exactly like potatoes! - If you eat them, they die...

[DoubleAlegg]

Fuck Potatos!

[FlanaganinjaMan]

"And if a potato can't even go to college, what is the point of living life?"

this is so gonna be the basis for my college essay

[Kruzhh]

Autotune this for more views! WE NEED TO SPREAD THIS MESSAGE!

[DropShotKill1]

and maybe one day a Potato would become a President.

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

@DropShotKill1 Better than Bush

[MrS7alin]

@DropShotKill1 i think most of the presidents of all over the world are potatoes

[EvaSDFan]

Very inspirational music (:

[TwiztedSound]

It aint RIGHT man, it aint RIGHT!

[xXSetTheWorldOnFireX]

i cried :'(

[tonydani64]

*sniff sniff* that was so sad too bad potatoes are very delicious

[pimpofaphrodites]

Im hungry for potatoes now.

[ImmortalStaff]

this gave me goosebumps.

MUST... THINK... OF... PUPPIES...

[kassandramd]

I think the moral of the story is that black people are like potatoes.

[pENNERBOY9]

@kassandramd - really?

[J0SlAH]

why is it that everyone of these makes me feel sad in a way....hahah its wierd its liek there some meaning behind all of them...like this one speaks out against prejudice!!!

[Em4lyf12]

instrumental??

[Adamm42310]

@Em4lyf12 patrick gill - lights

[Em4lyf12]

@Adamm42310 thanks

[Mr1Broke1Acid]

Potatos don't got no fucking rights to go to colledge! Fuckin ground growing pricks!

[firechaosmike312]

U should make a documentary about a guy called michelle obcesed with assassin's creed

[holysaintspanos]

its so beautiful :,) and so aspiring 

[hydrologist86]

It's too bad about potatoes:)) But I very like eat potato:)) And I'll never end it ever:))

[DevouredByWolves]

only corn chips make it to college :( there's a bag of Fritos at @0:50 WHY GOD WHY?!

[DISEASEOFNORM]

U made me not want to eat potatooes now.

[soscot]

i love the music here

[PatrickGillMusic]

@soscot Thanks Soscot!

[soscot]

@PatrickGillMusic omg, thanks to you!

[SuperGomes47]

I guess he had a dream...

[Weward3]

You should be a motivational speaker.

[Scarlson1038]

phil deez nuts

[NyakittyProduction]

I eat potatoes.

[MasterBob19]

:'( that was beautiful Phil, words from a real man

[zeldamage001]

It ain't right indeed, man. Potatoes even have got more chomosomes than we humans, en yet we get to go to college, and they don't. It ain't right man, it ain't right

[atmmachine11]

I like eating potatoes

[WolfmotherSongs]

You look a lot like Bog Saget...

[suprofly]

word

[holysaintspanos]

the first part of this video should be use in an inspirational movie

[GunsOfMusic]

GLaDOS

[urmomsson]

wat college is that

[subtleone]

@urmomsson Portland State University

[TheVampManson]

Twelthofadime was technically turned into a potato at college in one of makemebad's video. does that count?

[playwmakeup]

i cried.

[DevilsCry1982]

Can you be the president of the world Ed?

[Mrposton101]

Truely inspiring :*[ LOL

[Onelove8226]

0:55 black guy checking out that girl

[jaytaygangstershow]

Gmh

[MrUpgrade1964]

haters gonna hate, while potatoes just potate.

[linzadagangster]

gosh this dude has to smashed to do thises vids without laughing

[1inspiration4you]

(sigh).... (sigh).... I know what you mean.... I had a friend that was a potato.... Im a carrot and I got to go to college.... See you in the next life Bill.... (sigh)....

[Newworld444]

Lol, this makes me think of black people; its somehow racist without directly saying anything about race.

[MetalSlugzMaster]

Mr. T went to college, earned a PhD, and it turned him into a white guy??!!

[tedigrizli]

There's really much sense in his words as potatoes can be related to certain people.

[MrROFLpotato]

Im bringing a potatoe to school tomorro so it can learn and be succsesful

[HockeyyyGirl12]

I love you SuperEd86

[Pick7isfromcp]

potato phil

lol

[nokillings]

what the fuck?

[eatsleepandskate1]

i really liked this video im 12 and its inspired me to do well

[poopball44]

Wow i gotta be honest Ed this is the only video of yours that hasn't made me laugh, it's pretty lame. :(

[Drybones195]

@poopball44 you cynical son of a BITCH!!!!

[poopball44]

@Drybones195 Haha xD

[Drybones195]

@poopball44 POOPY SHIT

[Effective18]

Seriously this dude knows how to inspire people :D

[xernestodeandao]

is this an Irish thing?

[Drogsboy97]

@xernestodeandao well as an Irish person all I can say is.....absolutely

[IIxLuke]

Nor can most of the kids in Africa. ..:/

[InsertLoginHere00]

@IIxLuke Dude, it's a joke, why make it so serious >:|

[omgPIE88]

He sounded like an old black man at first

[youareheavensent]

If this video was a potato, it would have gone to college.

[gcomerfo]

Potatoes can't get into college because they are just lazy! Lazy couch potatoes!!

[coolton213]

How can you keep a straight face when you are talking about potatoes?! Awesome vid!!

[Zacklejack]

... i just enrolled my potato into college.. thank you sir, your a hero!

[wiscodyne]

Its because those potato's are smoking pot all day.

[RedRamDRA]

I guess I killed a whole semester yesterday :S Do I go to jail now ?

[simon12194]

How the fuck can he say shit like this with an straight face.

Ed, you should be an politican!

[Nemesis0300]

@simon12194 Stolen.

[simon12194]

@Nemesis0300 Yeppiderp. Like 85% of all other Youtube's comment, the 15% that's left is answers

[Nemesis0300]

@simon12194 That's no excuse to me unoriginal. I said one word and you can already conclude that I'm a retarded person? You must be some kind of super-genius. Funny thing is, I'm still right, kiddo.

Just so you know, what you said it the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Please get off this website before you hurt yourself.

[TheBrowniehead]

but potatoes, potatoes dont got a chance man

[TheWaffleUniverse]

Soo is the potato Phil or is the guy talking Phil..?

[PotatoDennis]

YES

[LeandroO182]

This documentary and Ricky's are the most inspiring ones...

[coolioawesomeperson]

ROFL



[XILoveSkateingX]

that was beautiful 

[razorewire1445]

ed needs to make a movie

[mbfroggie]

haha, coffee face at 00:34!

[JayElliot2k7]

I was crying whaching this

[SkaterRebellion]

0:49 Look, potato chips in college!

[OuterOrigin]

@SkaterRebellion those are corn chips lol :P

[SkaterRebellion]

@OuterOrigin i should be killed for my mistake

[OuterOrigin]

@SkaterRebellion i was correcting you in a jokingly matter.. you dont have to be an asshole about it.

[SkaterRebellion]

@OuterOrigin I was kidding not trying to be an asshole haha sorry

[fsmdf]

my uncle once threw a potato from a high floor, teaching my cousin of what would happen to his head if he fell... the little one was told to bring the potato back... he was shaking with the splashed half of the potato in his hand, hehe. I tell him about you someday!

[aymanwow]

I been alive a long time and i seen alot of things i seen people pulling them selves out of the dark and then start again.... *epic music* i seen kids STRUGGLE to tough times and the MAKE IT! butt there's one thing i never seen i never see a potato GO TO COLLEGE alot of people in this world have to look for obtaining higher education but potatoes.. POTATOES NEVER KNOWS WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GO TO COLLEGE it aint right man... it aint right.

[yaymaria29]

@aymanwow *but. you used the word meaning your ass ^_^ lol

[MynZnusz]

I know what you mean.

I'm a potato.

[ClanChattan14]

@MynZnusz

so am I...I'm forming the RFPS (Rights for Potatoes Society) the potato revolution is beginning!

[MynZnusz]

@ClanChattan14 finally. Us potatoes have been suffering for way too long!

[tijnmans]

@MynZnusz

DIE PATATO!

[JustMe111094]

if a potato cant join a collage then whats the point of living live?

[Dungeon287]

This is so terrible, yet amazing at the same time.

[Gardennature]

Does this have bloopers??

Surely you were laughing at times (which you had to cut out)... We want to see it!!

[mraber08]

thumbs up if you love ed if you don't then you don't like his videossssss

[MrsMcfoodledoodle]

I feel ya man!! I feel ya! Potatoes forever!!!! Long Live High Educated Potatoes!

[SHAIRAMEDRANO]

i bet he loves "potatoes"!!!

[BoxerX777]

im not racist but what was funny for me was a the begining of the vid i thought it was a black guy

[travellinglamberts]

When I go to college I'm bringing a potaoe

[Jossst123]

Phill Potatoes - a Documentary

[starwarfreak1221]

hes talking bout potatoes ad im eating fries hahaha i feel bad now

[chasonmasterson]

thumbs up if you totally thought he wa black before you saw him XD am i racist?



[TheHeadshotStyle]

this makes me eat potato !