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  • In America, 'pissed' has an entirely different meaning then drunk. Which makes for some weird mental images while listening to this.

  • What a man, he's great RIP and god bless

  • This is what a real human being sounds like. Love and RIP.

  • I'm an American and I have to say that shit was hilarious!

  • Man that was the shit!

  • You're alright mate, cobber ......... you were bloody special and I look forward to front row seats in Heaven ........... bloody beauty mate - you were simply the best.

    May you raise hell in Heaven.

  • @Travmapunk I'm 19 and I completely agree that he is one of the best comedians that lived.

  • one of the only comedians who can make me laugh.

  • This might be the best comedian ever existed, but i think i'm WAAAAAY too young for this. I'm 28 and i'm going back to Gervais and Moran...

  • @Travmapunk Each to their own, I'm the same age and I could listen quite easily watch Dave Allen for hours.

  • @LargeRedRizla ~De gustibus non disputandum est~

    But some people(me) just don't know Latin))

  • @Travmapunk Moran!!! Finally someone who recognizes talent.

  • @BassSickAcid (o_-)

  • hhahhah stupid old man jst making up story lol!! asshole..

  • :)

  • Ahhh... the Good Old, Olden Golden Days.

    Today you get only "Politically Correct" humour.

    Now, Dave, no Muzzie Jokes, mind you,

    musn´t offend them, you know !

    "Respect" their over-offensive, immature,

    hypocritical & childish “feelings”.

  • DAVE ALLEN AKHBAR !

  • Good shit.

  • Not his funniest stuff.

  • thanks for that

  • i think the out of sync sound actually adds to dave's impressions!

  • Who are the people who find it so offensive to use given words in our language for the purpose of laughter that they go to the program which they know will contain foul language, listen, get offended, and then complain about it? Who the hell are you people? We have a lot like that in the U.S. too... and they are all the same. Thank god soccer moms don't run the god damn world... can barely tolerate informal vulgarities suggestive of defecation or sexual intercourse.

  • OMG! WTF? Dave Allen was like totally awesome, blood. He was the shit! lol

    How would he get his head around today's comically sabotaged devolution of the English language?

    My dad and brother used to watch Dave Allen and I would hear my mum from the other room occasionally gasping and saying "Well......"

  • surely this is tommy kirnens farther??? or at least the same genes? im mean the irish as tommy says have slowley concerd the world through the art of shaggin mmmm i like it !!!!

  • May your god go with you Dave

  • @babayabadabadu - thanks, I do my best ;-))

  • pissed fart - priceless ! dave allen r.i.p

  • I think many missed the point of this video ..if you grew up watching him and benny hill you knew his acts were never about swearing This comic bit was not only to make people laugh but to get a point across to the BBC and government that warned him to mind what he can and can't do ..and this was his response

  • "Do you wanna buy some Columbian sh*t?"

  • god bless the Irish !! true genius

  • aGREED 100% SPOONER2020....INCREDIBLE COMEDIAN

  • His agent must of have his hand in his hands and been softly crying.

  • Hey man ...... yeah you , man ...... ya wanna buy some shit ? Columbian Shit. Its the best shit in the world !

  • A brilliant comic genius is Dave Allen! We love his humor and always will remember him...rest in peace our friend who made all of us laugh..., with your wit, honesty, and down to earth simple man views! An Irish Icon... :) >3

  • What? Back then people were already 'sensitive little children' to the language that used? Well, that didn't stop Dave! :D Him and George Carlin should have teamed up on this... George with his "7 words you can't say on TV" and Dave with this routine :P

  • He reminds me of Rex Harrison!

  • I'm guilty of saying "No shit" all the time! However, we do not sound like that at all where I'm from. I've never heard a Brit who could accurately pull off an American accent. Then again, why would they want to when they sound so awesome?! :)

  • @iwantmooredudley Hugh Laurie?

  • @robbo3166 He's decent I suppose. If there's a Brit who can sound like a true American Southerner, I wanna hear them just to lmao.

  • @iwantmooredudley

    but he's NOT a Brit

  • @barmbrackthecat How was he not a Brit? Wasn't he from Ireland? Last I checked Ireland was part of the BRITish Isles.

  • @iwantmooredudley - in geographical terms, Ireland is part of the British Isles. But politically Ireland is an independent republic, and not part of the UK (except Northern Ireland, which is ;-)

  • @iwantmooredudley Going to Ireland and saying "You guys are British" would probably result in the loss of several teeth. There's a reason a distinction is made between Ireland and Northern Ireland.

  • Did he pass away?

  • @MsMarcethebest In 2003. Miss his humour big time. One of the best comics this country has produced

  • we need more dave allen's!

  • thanks raggedclown.. The man as you know was a genius .. but thank you for linking it to the time it was shown. :)

  • One of the funniest stand up or sit down comedians ever .

    Love him and miss Hin and most of today's stand up;s cannot hold a candle to him.

  • I see the god Squad, sandle wearing, bible pushing morons are trying to stamp there mickey mouse, disneyland bullshit on this great video.

    Piss off and leave the rest of us to enjoy ourselves

    Thanks in advance

  • But the best part is that we still use the word shit, for shit. So people sometimes say,"Shit, I stepped in shit! I'm so tired of this shit." Ha, it's definitely impossible to ever learn the entire English language as a foreigner.

  • I can find shit for any less than 100 and ounce! where is he getting his for 50!?

  • @ktombak in the past

  • @ktombak The bar down on 20 years ago, mate.

  • "Columbian shit, best shit in the world"!!!! LOL!!!!

  • im in stiches NO SHIT !!!

  • I loved watching his show when I was growing up in the '70s. Great stuff.

  • Dave was a great comedian! I loved watching him on Channel 11 right before Dr. Who and Fawlty Towers. Classic stuff here! Thanks for posting!

  • Aaah the Great and very, very much missed Dave Allen.To me he is The laid back version of Billy Connolly and every bit as funny. I'm sure that the great Glaswegian would be the first to agree. Dog doo doo's and the Colombian shit in the bar, absolute comic genius.

  • so funny

  • outstanding...............

  • Three pages of titles never help a Youtube video. A single title or contextualisation page is OK, but not always necessary. A semi-transparent background is best.

  • I'll be a millionaire in a week!

  • oh my god i had forgotten how funny he was was. laughing out loud with tears rolling down my face ...i remember my mum and dad doing the same to his very early stuff but i didint understand to much of it then .

  • ♥ .

  • best fake mexican accent ever!

  • one of the best !!!

    Speak up everyone

  • Colombian shit, LOL, this guy is/was pretty accurate

  • "scuse me laughing, I haven't heard that one." just brilliant...thx for posting

  • Dave Allen has to be one of the best comedians ever. I grew up watching the Dave Allen Show. It's a pity he's gone. I cant think of any current comedian that I like as much as Dave Allen.

  • I'm new to Mr Allen and i can't get enough, brilliant

  • My dad loved him and he was one of the best. Its great to see his comedy sketches especially the one called Have you Farted. I have seen some of the modern comedians nowadays on late TV and turn off. They haven't a clue.

  • The use of English is British imperialism. English is a foreign language to the likes of America that they use everyday, and they dont speak their native language.

  • @Ali74 I wouldn't say that at all. I can understand someone speaking English from anywhere, without much thought. Heavy accents are heavy accents and they're all over England as well. We might use some different words in different circumstances, but a word is a word is a word.

  • We need more like him now to stand up to the spin of world politicians. Vale Dave Allen.

  • Brilliant.

  • I think his reference to Salman Rushdie might have been because Rushdie had armed guards and a secret address to protect him from those he had offended.

  • Most comments compare Dave with Carlin. I feel he is more closely aligned with Bill Cosby as his comedy is steeped in satirical observations of everyday life. Of course he is more hilariously sarcastic than Cosby, but both take their humor from humanity.

  • He does sound a little like George Carlin when he does his American voice doesn't he?

  • Britain's answer to Lenny Bruce.

    The guy just didn't give a you-know-what, that is why he came into conflict with the "establishment", and lost favour with the BBC for years.

    Besides being a GREAT comedian, he was also a FANTASTIC storyteller, probably the FINEST this country of ours has ever produced.

    R.I.P. Mr. Allen and "may your God go with you."

  • @ffjkhguhgft your country didnt produce him , he was born in dublin ireland

  • @rrrorkk

    What? David Tynan O'Mahoney? Irish? lol

    It's great to have the same nationality as a comedian so ahead of it's time. I think that he was better off in the UK, given the almost fascist-like cencorship in the Republic of Ireland at the time.

  • @chinn11 i was replying to a person who said he was british , working for the bbc doesnt make a man british

  • haha this guy is hilarious! :)

  • He was big in Spain because he talked about Catholicism.

  • "You wanna buy some shit?"

  • I would have thought his reference here to Salman Rushtie was because of his blasphemy & opinions on religion. And not his ability to swear or his profanities. Looking forward to watching more of his great stuff.

  • yea I miss the ol' batard too & I didn't even know he was dead till now, Im sad now. I was raised on his humor, him george carlin & robin williams

  • very funny lol

  • Damn, Dave Allen was a funny ole bastard. It'd be nice to have a comedian of his calibre around these days. I miss the dirty poofter.

  • 1:19 to 1:26 George W. Bush!

  • dave allen wouldnt look out of place on live at the appollo

  • @longrodvonhugendon I think he would... because the other acts they have on there are stale and crap lol -_-

  • lmao wow this brought me to tears giggling. Damm he's funny. <3

  • I just found these videos with this guy. I wish I knew about him when he was alive....I'm an American and he got us down pat! It is soooo true and funny as "shit"!

  • @spooner2020 Wow--I'm so glad you are so sure. You must know something we all don't.  Look at that simple mouse you use to move your cursor around... Look at it.. Very simple, yet it must have had a creator right? Maybe Dell, maybe Apple. It had to have a creator. Computer mouses don't just grow from nothing. Now look at the human body. How many billions of times more complex it is than that little mouse. The reproductive system, etc etc. And we didn't have a creator?

  • @ShaneIrwinPhoto What like God (who's everywhere........but not in the cupboard!)????? You wanna believe in your fairytales but don't expect everyone to be as gullable as yourself.

  • @01wiggyd You do realise that atheists are the minority in this world...

  • @DoctorYoda  SO WHAT ? WHO CARES .. YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE

  • @biunyia Lol your caps lock doesn't work :D

  • @DoctorYoda1 Indeed I do. And yet their numbers are growing............

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.

    Oscar Wilde

    A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

    James Feibleman

    My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

    Albert Einstein

  • @01wiggyd Right so you just lost all credibility for a debate, i will not tell you why, but anyway please do not reply i do not wish to start a religious flame war on a video of the God of comedy, and i hope you feel the same.

  • @ShaneIrwinPhoto Nature is our creater, a computer mouse is not a living organism so it cannot create iteslf, your analogy is stupid.

  • @spooner2020 - actually he did believe in God it was the catholic church that f*#ked with the Bible that pissed him off. Their hypocrisy was what pissed him off so badly. As a matter of fact I'll bet that it pisses God off no end. Imagine trying to do the right thing by people all the time and & some tosser saying "No, you do it like this, God says so" & totally screwing it up for everyone.

  • @Chris51 Then whay does he say that he's an Athiest?

  • @grobo11 He was brought up a Catholic but was an Atheist in adult life. He never believed in God of his own free will. So you're correct with what you are saying.

  • Dave...you are so missed!

  • Irish Dave Allen was the best thing that ever happened to Australian TV where the word 'bloody' was not publicly allowable until the late 1960's when ppl like Dave Allen burned a few sacred cows 4 the god forsaken Australians. They cdn't do it themselves you know, it took Poms like Barry Creighton and Carol Rae in The Mavis Brampston Show b4 the censors began to loosen their steely Second World Wartime grip on the Aussie media. Ask yr grandparents if you don't believe me kids...

  • A real stand up comedian!

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  • LMAO funny how he portrayswe Americans because its true XD

  • you carry three pounds of shit around with you?

  • Most inventive way of swearing I ever seen since South Park.

  • The best stand up ever -

  • You used the wrong spelling of "you're".

    There is no "k" in "spastics" and anyway it's an obsolete word.

  • Clasic

  • "shit it difficult but im begining to work on it...!" XD dave allen rocks

  • What's with the "may god go with you SHIT" in the end text put in by the uploader?

    Dave Allen was an Atheist, god has nothing to do with it.

  • I guess you don't know much about him then. He used to end his show by saying "Goodnight, and may your god go with you"

  • Nope, I didn't know that.

    I guess he used it as a sarcastic line, I do know he was an atheist.

    So sorry I thought it was just some idiot that wanted to "pray" for him like all the other religious fools, which is insulting.

  • The last words Dave Allen spoke on every show he did were, "Good night, and may your god go with you."

    The point he was making was that we make our own gods, there are none in reality.

  • And it was a nice thing to say to "Make peace" with all his audience!

    Great guy.

  • Piss off and get a life. Not every video on Youtube is designed to develop into a atheist/theist debate.

  • I never said it needed to be a religious debate.

    If you cared to read the subsequent comments, you'd know that.

    I didn't know Allen used to say those words at the end, I only knew that he wasn't religious.

    I thought some religious nut job wanted to somehow belittle his work or try to paint him as religious.

    Now you piss off, don't ever tell me what to do.

  • I don't know how you would consider someone who would say such a thing a religious nut job. If you didn't intend it to be a religious debate you shouldn't have said it, tsk...

  • Then why were you so concerned that Dave Allen didn't believe in god? It was irrelevant either way to the video, tsk must I spell everything out....

  • Actually balls as in testes don't come with a pants as they are attached to the human body tsk, and you should have made sure before you commented about the end of Dave Allen's show.

    Thank You

  • But if you bought a pair of pants would you look for a pair of testes in them?

    Also, if you didn't bring it up in the first place you wouldn't have this problem that you started.

    Cheerio my nearest and dearest

  • Stop being so childish, you started it!

  • eather Bill Hicks stole the material from him, or did Allen steal from Bill Hicks, or George Carlin....same shit.

  • all comedy is derived from someone else's work,so you could be right. DAVE ALLEN, was considered controversal in AUSTRALIA in the 1960's, because he told a joke about one of our PRIME MINISTERS who had gone missing while skin-diving. the joke went something like, "i heard about this shark who was swimming along minding hisown business, until he came to a screaming HOLT ". they were ready to throw him out of the country for that one! DAVE is missed,loved and respected by all who saw his work.RIP

  • ah, but was spike derived from anyone?

  • interesting question! i'll admit, THE GOONS were as original as anyone. i dont think you could trace their style back to English music hall comedians. perhaps he's the exception that 'proves'the rule.

  • hehe Spike came from the ashes. There is/was no one like him.

  • Funnnnnyyyyy!

    I laughed so much.

  • Oh, previous show.

  • When did he say fuck?

  • Blah blah blah. No thanks.

  • Given his fine range of accents and facial expressions, I'm surprised he didn't make films. He would've been perfect.

  • great craic

  • Too bad he died.He is one of my fav. comedians of all time

  • Sheer magic. Brilliant. I saw this guy a lot in my youth and loved him. I lost track of him in the eightes.Thank god for YouTube. I compare him to a few female "comedians" I have seen lately and they suck. Shit, is the word I think

  • Like who?

  • PERFECT.

  • a genius!

  • Great man :)

  • Influenced my life, the likes of Dave Allen did.

  • I can remember pissing myself laughing when this was on telly.

  • I just cried out laughing

  • This is a pur gem of comedy, the real cheese :)

  • "You wanna buy some shit?"

    XD

  • im english and even i think our language is weird lol

  • best comedian of all time!

  • dave allen's a legend!!pure and simple

    they should really put a statue of him or somethin like that up in rathfarnham village-keep anne devlin company-she always looks cold

  • no kidding!

  • best comedian of all time.

    no doubt!

  • Why isnt this this comic legend repeats on our tv at all,instead of this dross they put on now,the man was a genius and sadly missed

  • English is purely illogical lol

  • Genius of humor !!!

    great !!!!!!!!!!

  • Brilliant

  • this man is a god

    "oh shit i stepped on some dog dodo"

    haha hilarious!!!!!

  • The man was a genius , pure genius

  • makes me laugh tho i mean if people are gonna complain why watch it? You know that he swears maybe not incessantly or agressively but it adds to the humor, i don't understand why people would complain apart from being offended by him takin the mick out of their language lol they take it to personally man it's irritating stop takin it to heart

  • 'well the correct vinacilur is...' oh save all the 'meaning of' crap ya geeks lol

    just bask in the hilarity and squeal with laughter in the magic of daves work :)

  • listen to me PAL!!! haha

  • *VERY* much on a par with (Even in some cases surpassing) the musings of George Carlin....

    It's Stateside's loss that Dave's works *aren't* as well known in The U.S. as they are elsewhere...despite having been screened there (Well, back home in Chicago, at least..)

    Thanx, m8..

  • Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. God bless you Dave.

  • fuckin' hell i cryed at the colombian shit x'D

  • so did he get into shit after doing this?

    lmao see what i did there :D

  • Brilliant Dave, up there with the very BEST . R.I.P dude