TYT Hour - September 15th, 2010

[LilWyble225]

I come from the future. No hope.

[Joez86]

This guy is such a Knuckle-head. He needs to be M.C.ing Kiddie shows. Somebody shut his mouth up. He's adding to noise polution!

[Blacksoljah]

19:10 Nothing is ever fun here in Maryland. 

[graham12341000]

I love masturbation; all these people who say its wrong are liars and should be tormented in hell with an abundant supply of handjobs and clit vibrators lol

[potp5150]

What a bunch of chickenshit cowards. You don't "lie" to the Nazi's, you tell them that there are jews in the house and that they can have them over your dead body...then you fight those motherfuckers. Only in America can you hear such cowardice passed off as "strategy".

[clokverkorange]

@potp5150 I really hope this is satire...

That, or you've been playing way too much Call of Duty.

[potp5150]

@clokverkorange So you'd hand the Jews over?!?! How very brave of you.

[clokverkorange]

@potp5150 I would just say there weren't any....pretty simple...

[potp5150]

@clokverkorange And yeah it's all video games, that's where you learn how to do what's right and not be a pussy, maybe you should trade your subscription to "Pussy Ass Bitch" of the month and get an xbox.

[lota68]

Sexual purity? WTF?

[thepluny]

Christine - there's also a thing known as lust for power. Better check yourself.

[Oldcartoons571]

Lol they always say its said in the bible..but when you bring up something in the bible they say your taking it out of context.

Am I right or Am I right?

[KarateKidX]

Ceiling cat watches you masturbate

[BLUEC0RE]

33:23 "badder". Another brilliant moment from Sarah

[Vortex1988]

@BLUEC0RE Not to defend her, but I think she said "fatter"

[BeastAP23]

i wonder how many people downloaded Google chrome because of this advertisement. probably Zero....

[snackynak]

@BeastAP23 ...But it kind of makes me want to build a tesla coil.

[Ivan951]

conservatives are bat shit crazy... why or why the fuck do people still treat their opinions as valid opinions...

[Skavar4000]

Cenk is great... but someone for the love of humanity take the sound effects box away from this guy!!! He is out of control with that annoying shit... particularly during video clips.

[Blindeyeseesfar]

@gotama420 I only get to say this in these particular contexts: Amen!

[Tokopol]

Not only is O'Donnell not married to her lover, but she has a touch of the jungle fever as well.

[MaryJesusJoseph]

This is interesting. How many politicians have actually taken a position on masturbation?

[MajorDestruction]

M.ore A.wesome S.elf T.reatment U.surps R.eal B.enefits A.gainst T.ense E.nvironments lol couldn't help myself

[xadam2dudex]

people better stop thinking the repubs will fight over this..they will patch it up and kick butt in november because the dems won't get out to vote and the candidates will get too confident and won't run like their lives are on the line which means the tea baggers and repubs will win in november when the dems could have won but screwed it up

[derberg19486]

Bikini! ODonnel has a HUGE bottom end.

[BeNNzuFG]

TYT Could you please put the names of the songs in the descriptions that are played in the interludes?

[steviewonder417]

this show sucks now watch no agenda its way better and twice as many viewers

[Oldcartoons571]

@steviewonder417 NO!!! This show is the best. The TYT army is too strong for you get out

[jimmycrackedcorn226]

I got some lust in my eyes for Ms. O'Donnell... While masturbating... and aborting babies.

[GigaBoost]

What does this "siktenlan" stuff mean?

[perrin6]

'The masturbation senator' HAHAHAHHAHA

[kamran5461]

elizabeth warren is the REAL mama grizzly who scares the rich white old men who own the banks

[GorgonLuvs8008135]

These elections don't matter. Look at how the democrats caved and let bush cheney steam roll any thing they wanted. And now the democrats have the house, the senate and the white hose and still they act like a weak opposition party.

[cemarz]

Very funny today.

[cqsax1]

I love these war drums... Where can I get that audio clip?

[blackkraut76]

Cenk could be a stand up comedian.

[ianthomasdigges]

What are ugly people suppose to do for the love of "god"?!

[Domzdream]

At 21:50)

Anybody seen the movie 'Teeth'? It's brilliant. This O'Doneel chic reminds me of that main character in the movie.

These people are such happy clappers. They look very much like them hippy/jesus loves you characters.

It's funny how one gets so many different types of christ fanatics. The hippy ones. The military ones. The political ones. The psychotic ones. Etc etc.

All of them just fucked in the head. What a nice world we live in (smile).

[therealcharismatron]

Keep on keepin' on, TYT!

[stan137q]

"little lower, little lower!"

[DonSSanders]

All the SALT girls look like skanky sluts...WAY too much make up.

[Domzdream]

The b-aaa-ble theth that thek-th ith wrong. Fuck, you aer soooo stupid you christians.

(facepalm!)

Christine O'Donel isnt a bad looker. Geez, if I was in that group, I'd be sinning by myself constantly, every night. Man, for therest of theblkes there, that must be hell sitting amongst hotties!

[imlaughing2death]

Second to how animated Cenk is in this hour, my favorite part was the "Republican Frankenstein" bit, mostly because the fact that the man most well known for playing the monster (Woot! Boris Karloff! FTW!), was also very liberal.

[MelleB90]

Whenever someone says "THE BIBLE SAYS..."

I can only think: "Yeah, the fucking bible also says you can't eat lobster. And that you have to murder the children of sinners. And you must slaughter a child that curses its parents."

[Domzdream]

@MelleB90

Or...

When I hear people say ' the bible say...'

I'm thinking right away, yes, it does say that, sure. But what do YOU say. What are YOUR thoughts and opinions. Think for yourself, not what some book from the BC age dictates to you what should or shouldnt do, like as you've stated, eating shellfish, which ultimately justifies your being stoned to death.

It's RE-TAR-DED! The whole theistic thing, is just so silly and childish. It's frigging 2010, and people still believe in magic

[TouchofSyu]

awesome episode

[PJNewallo]

Wait John Travolta is in S.A.L.T?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP...

[NIKKEIsix]

~•~ CENK ~•~

GOOD 2 C U Back Hosting TYT in Full. I missed watching a real journalist @work UnCENSORED.

SORRy about MSNBC.

It would have been fun 2 catch U there but NOT if U have 2 become a talking suit. I mean they ended up giving a show 2 a BORiNG, OLD, PALE, MALE like all the rest. Maddow is about as flavorful as they get on PrimeTime there.

HONESTLy, Glad UR Back!!

KEEP it CENky, I like 2 get THiNky!

~•~

[kennhey]

@NIKKEIsix What happen with MSNBC?

[PJNewallo]

john travolta is in S.A.L.T.!!!!! where do i sign up

[CrackeTheSkull]

cenk is such a dork... haha but a lovable one at that.

[asdfxcxv]

What if god was one of us?

Knuckle shufflin' on the bus?

[sharky0922]

shes just stupid.. only stupid people belive in skygod who can always help beacuse they are too stupid to something by them

[hakkai999]

When i hear sarah palin speak i only hear squishy wet sounds that sounds like cum in her mouth.

[WarMasterX6]

"That's the thing about politicians man you just cant trust them" Got to be the biggest understatement ever :P

[beatlegreg07]

somebody buy Cenk tickets to WWE RAW, i really think he wants to go.

[imlaughing2death]

@beatlegreg07 What he really needs is a time machine, so he can go back to the good old days of wrasslin'. He definitely wouldn't want to go to a show nowadays, because now all they do is stand around is talk and talk and talk and talk.

btw, how epic would it be if TYT paid "Macho Man" Randy Savage to do a commercial for them?

[sharky0922]

i love when cenk plays those characters.. god etc.. he's so awesome!

[danteharris268]

that bitch is a hypocrite and one  crazy bitch just like her mentor sarah palin

[TheHobgoblyn]

I really don't get how Cenk is proposing that one could possibly create a bill that would PREVENT tax cuts for the top 2%.

You could propose a bill that doesn't include them-- that sets all the tax brackets so that the Bush tax cuts for the top 2% expire, but there really isn't any way to stop any Congressman from proposing an addment or another bill afterwards that would lower the tax rate for the top 2% from what it was in the bill you passed.

There is no "don't split the bill" option.

[corytoronto]

cenk is the man

[STABxYOUxRAWR]

Eddie Izzard pwned her.

[nanomagnetic]

"Nailed it!" God, on sex.

[im4everskilled]

I have no idea what the fuck Sarah Palin is talking about.. Never up

[mrjamesb562]

....I'm Not Sure Reagan Could SURVIVE a Democratic Primary Today....

[jamesuslovesu]

lmfao @ 23:40

[Blindeyeseesfar]

there should be subtitles whenever sarah palin speaks, ever, 'cause I just can't help covering my ears

[jamieconon]

@Blindeyeseesfar but then the words would just burn ur eyes instead

[Blindeyeseesfar]

@jamieconon Yeah but her ridiculous facial expressions and the sight of the tea-party's ignorance did that enough so that I'm used to it already ô.O

[Shyhalu]

@Blindeyeseesfar Maybe they can try to translate for us too.

[bevon17]

wtf was the deal with the HFCS commercial

PLEASE NOBODY EAT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP...

dont be fooled by the effin food industry

its full of politics and greed

[dffykvn]

Tea Party Tealiban Footsoldier: Karl Rove isn't an objective reporter because he criticized the tea party.

He isn't down on all fours sucking tea party cock, so obviously he isn't an objective journalist because objective journalists write flattering pieces and if they criticize us then they're loonies that have no objectivity.

Tea partiers should ****ing die.

[dffykvn]

Hoyer and Van Hollen are republican cunts.

[EsCurve]

check thumbs up for

Obama Credit ----->

[BlackPandaTKS]

The new logo is a picture of Christine's vagina... that's why she isn't in the picture.

[votumseparatum1]

@geekforlifevandc I'm glad you checked. Your butt hole must hurt crazy, lol.

[Tokopol]

Bear in mind everybody, that CHRISTINE O'DONNELL LIVES IN SIN WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

Not that I give a damn about casual sex...

I'm just saying, she's a FUCKING hypocrite.

[Baddscorpio]

@Tokopol

I just spit my water out on my laptop...thanks lmao

[dffykvn]

@Baddscorpio She should know that she's going to hell because she paints her face like a whore!

That godless bitch speaks in church! HOW DARE SHE! PUT HER TO DEATH DEATH I SAY! THE BIBLE COMMANDS IT!

[BlackPandaTKS]

she told me I cheated on my future wife... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[dffykvn]

@BlackPandaTKS If he can satisfy himself then what a i here for?

You're here to make me a ****ing sandwhich, now get your fat ass back into the kitchen!

[Tokopol]

@Baddscorpio Awwwesome.

[xxLatinKillaxx]

@Tokopol your right but i have to admit shes looks pretty and hot

=)

[derberg19486]

@Tokopol No way, really? Wow what a hippo - crit

[TAz69x]

@Tokopol She's also a blowing BLOWING hypocrite.

[UnknownSun556]

Funny that someone like Karl Rove is talking about character.

[newarksgreatest]

swag

[dimax997]

Everyone below me is gay