How To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket

[Dimka12345]

THAT WAS TWO MINUTES OF MY LIFE COMPLETELY WASTED...

[sackerland]

Awesome :3

[ThisIsMissLys]

man. im going back and watching bunch of videos of yours. i havent in years but i recite 90% of the videos just off memory. good times.

[EvenSteven2004]

Kevin James? Isn't that the fat, bald guy who wears a wig on King of Queens?

[SarahTheInsane]

Ryan Murphy as Dead Tranny Hooker. Of course. xD

[mickblock]

Funny stuff! LMAO!!

[axlehunter]

lol this was funny

[kranker114]

Lol this was actually funny I am suprized.

[flylow223]

toyota makes a good air conditioner, the engine on my 88 toyota blew up from my cousin's wreckless driving but the air conditioner still worked. and i sold the air conditioner for $250... more than i bought the car for lol

[Majignome]

Dont speed.

[superelbeaner]

OR?? you can go to the nearest paint n' spray.

[rjp331]

Haters gonna hate... i liked it :D Hell ya bruhhhhh

[lionel21000]

I'd arrest him. He'd be nice and safe in the cage of the cruiser.

[daho0omy99]

100% real

[hermanthehandyman]

wasn't that doc Brown on the back seat?

the guy made up the whole zombie thing not to tell that cop he had a time machine.

[ilikezappa]

based on a true story............. I would personally rather be ripped apart by zombies than have to drive a Corolla .

[MarcoBat16]

@ilikezappa Sorry I have a car that works and will last more than a decade. Oh yeah, and it cost $400. Yup, my awesome car sure sucks.

[saltwateraquaruim]

@ilikezappa only if it was a ae86 -____-

[comstock1969]

how to avoid geting tickets stock extra donuts on hand

[poiswinger]

who plays that thing that attacks the cop? just a random zombie? :P

[Jthetinman]

Max is lame.

[qwertydeluxe]

I still love this. So much.

[iSTOLEyourPOPE]

Max, I do so wish we may work together again. I am looking forward to your return.

[SimpleAnswernComment]

ahh nice lol

[SimpleAnswernComment]

lol

[SalvadoreanKOV]

i fukken hate speeding ticket what does it have to be a high price ticket that wont teach you nothing.

[FunTrollin]

This is fucking retarded, were you homos trying to be funny, because you failed miserably.

[MarcoBat16]

@FunTrollin Your username invalidates anything you have to say. Boy, you're really gonna make people mad by instantly letting them know your sole purpose is to make people mad regardless of your actual opinion!

[ruzz3r]

@FunTrollin well you have no sense of humour.. syndrome

[7northerndownpour7]

im definatly goning to try this just to see if it works

[1fairCALL4U]

the best thing about this video is its uder 3 minutes... any longer id shot my self.

[chadtp]

hahaha "no thats mine" lol

[thomas8838]

Well my father's the Sheriff of our little county so he said the best way was to just take the ticket and go to court, but make sure you tell the judge you want a full jury. No juddge wants to spend the money and time for a little fine. l've had this happen three time's and they've alway's been dropped.

[chadtp]

@thomas8838 are you even eligable for a jury for a traffic violation? what state are you in

[Batznblkcatz]

Best one yet marco, it just keeps getting better. my boyfriend is gonna use the zombie hordes are attacking next time we get pulled over, shouldn't take too long

[yomamacold]

this should have way more views 5 stars

[stramdrang]

f dead hooker scared me too well done.

[AoiKami]

That was hilarious. Really I honestly literally laughed out loud.

[MarchHatterofWoe]

I never realized how much ryan looks like a dead tranny hooker....thats amazin

[fluffysucks08]

"And your telling me that bag of cocaine isnt yours to eh?""Nah thats mine"

El Oh El

[hlindus]

u just flirt with them

always works

[HartsonMedia]

Max, that was so good! And Pat is hilarious!

-moses

[omgitskelso]

I showed my friends this, and we all decided to try it sometime.

[littlefang1]

I was wondering why the the hooker had such hairy legs....

[fairiewitch13]

"Ryan murohy as a dead tranny hooker"

I lol'd.

WE LOVE YOU RYAN

[musicalpony]

we love max more

[Polishguy1997]

That was amazing!

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Max,

You remind me an awful lot of Tim Burton!

Awesome job!

[Veelasiren]

I think I would prefer the speeding ticket. Excellent acting and dialog!

[moonkenzie]

Bravissimo.

This is most excellent, friend.

[kiwi857]

You're amazing! =D

[ProfDizzyZoo]

Why'd you delete/reupload it?

[MarcoBat16]

Twas warped.

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

somehow, Ryan playing a dead tranny hooker doesn't surprise me.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. I think that is thought on this video by most viewers that watch the credits, lol.

[warjikin]

I had the same thought.

[killherfast]

:D haha awesome

[shadarko]

I always said Ryan Murphy would make a great dead tranny hooker.

[vvvTomvvv]

I think we've found something for Ryan's gravestone...

[eww66]

Oh, Max. You make a wonderful zombie. I will be sure to use this next time I get in trouble for speeding. Though I might get in more trouble for driving without a legal license. "Zombies, Officer! I had to get away! Who cares if I can't legally drive?"

[HaShomeret]

I like this one much better then advicey the talking cat. although i like the title advicey the talking cat. why didnt you give yourself a credit as the a zombi?

[PPPrulez]

why has this got so little views after 15hours its like no1 goes to watch max's videos is he really that disturbing

[thebassdude15]

Max, you are my hero. That was so funny.

[BondableSnowman]

i started cackling madly when i saw who played the hooker

[omgfishes]

Me too! We should start a club.

[arenkun5123]

me too!

[Lili7evans]

Oh, the art of bullshitting. Such fun. Especially when the bullshit is actually even remotely true.

[JallieNarz]

"What's with the dead tranny hooker in the back seat?"

"It was already here."

:D

[Vicious516]

Thank you for posting a link to the email subscription list

[lunaontherun16]

Lol, Wth?

XD

I'm totally favoriting this video!

Good job!

--Luna

[Beshrewed]

HAhahahah! So much win!

[sparklebeautiful]

hahaha funny

[Neodymium]

Kevin makes a great pig. Ryan's a natural at his role here too, obviously.

[Maryammmm]

Max, your acting is ace in this one. Next time give a chance to the other actors, sheesh! :P

[DonnntBeACoconut]

...and was it difficult portraying a killer zombie, or did this come more naturally to you? :P

[qqqq885]

Poor cop, he didn't see it coming, now he's just another zombie...

Why Kevin; why?

[faerie0007]

xDDDD sooo funny

[VisualBrownies]

You never see the hooker's face, the hooker says nothing, yet I completely assumed it was played by Ryan Murphy. Then, in the credits, you told me I was right. Thanks Max!

[borntobelegend]

lol

[jayTheCritic]

lol so funny

[quiznos00]

Ryan plays a hooker perfectly.

[plainbond]

lol!!! who was zombie?

[MarcoBat16]

Hitchcock Tarantino Scorsese.

[plainbond]

ya what?!?!?!?

why are you naming famous directors? am i talking to ryan? coz i know he's that random but max... not so sure

[MarcoBat16]

Riddle me this: what do all three have in common and how does that answer your question?

[plainbond]

you. the director. max.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

That was somewhat Lewis Carollish.

[Laur0sie]

*arbitrary

[MarchHatterofWoe]

Well done Laura 60 points