Wheezy Pleases Everyone

[GeneralJAOV]

"Go deeper!" Giggity...

[Boybitron17]

Now the outro is to quiet.

[conorific27]

i cant see the no glasses version anymore!!!

[yoswardedgardyrios]

que loco! me encanta^-^

[candyxoliciousbishes]

it doesn't matter if ur not funny anymore, im not gonna stop watching ur videos because your so cool!

[MissNikkiNeko]

When he talked for his beard he sounded like Malachi (Shaytards Dog) 

[L0Lindsay]

i laughed so hard right at the end of this video

[FruitPastillesx]

things that make me almost wet myself laughing every single time i watch this:

- "hey, hey, hey.." "HEY CRAIG."

- "WE MUST GO DEEPER." "BWAAUUUMMM."

[yourself458]

I decided not to like a top comment I like because the number of likes was "69" ...I've just gone back to like 5th grade... XD

[KittenKoder]

Oh, you use the soap IN the shower, that explains a lot!

[AxolotlsAreCuteLol]

I try to lpease everyone one, it's really hard =/

[klaymeister]

bwauuuummmm

[TenaciousBrie]

OH GOD, THE ASPECT RATIO! laughed my ass off at 1:28

[mytjnkt1]

This just proves you can't please everyone

[LoveKy35]

hi

[keepcalm16]

i love your orange pillow don't burn it. or i can have it

wink ;)

[vansquezify]

This may be my new favorite video of yours. :D

[wickeddramachildren]

The part where he starts screaming made me laugh until I cried. X'D

[TenaciousBrie]

profazy? 1:24 made me laugh till i cried. so funny.

[SlothmanJr]

One of those might be an "RSSnist"... get it? ;D

[geekbts]

omg i got scared wen i didnt see the new couch

[itallbeginstoday]

@geekbts I'm glad it wan't just me!

[Esperenzah]

WHY DOESN'T THIS VIDEO HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS

[komanduri1234]

FUNNYIEST VIDEO IN HISTORY

[froggyhare46]

Wheezy midriff!

[EllysaE]

fly undone

[Ristengirl876]

BURN DAT STUPID ORANGE PILLOW.

[SuperEpicNinjaPerson]

BWAAAUUUUUM

[LegoStripes]

Weezy, you're so awesome! :D

[AlwaysFanuary]

You just read this in my voice didn't you, beard lovers?

[xTeclu]

HEY! You look like Gordon Freeman!

[wowadict100]

i love how the video "wheezy pleases everyone" is the top rated on his channel =D lovve you wheezy

[goblindreamer]

Please all, and you will please none.

Aesop

You just pwned Aesop.

[ChocolateBearChick]

Dude, you keep me laughing ALL THE TIMEE! xD

[FutureAbe]

Thumbs up for the top rated wheezy video of all friggin time.

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

THE BEARD ON THE BOOKSHELF! I WANT ONE!

[LectumX]

I love these types of videos. :D

[Jarethenator]

7777 likes, win

[Arithmancer1]

@Rubensitoc As you should be FOR I CAN DO THINGS NO MORTAL CAN! *phone rings* hold on. Really? Oh my god. I am so sorry I thought for sure that would work. Send some flowers to the funeral and one of those edible arangements to his family. *hangs up* erm...never mind.

[xfrazzlebhabex]

WHEEZY YOU RULEEE! I LOVE YOU!:)

[xfrazzlebhabex]

i want my comments in the video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ssbrwl]

20 people fell asleep

[gabbythecyclist]

LOL



[mzPenguinPantz]

(-___-)t

[redwhitebear]

It's windy today isn't it?

[thehopster23]

Damm I fell asleep! LOL

[tfeth282]

Oh god, this is like cleverbot!

[Poptart956801]

oh god, the aspect ratio!

[95emmalie]

I laughed so much during this!, oh god, soooo funny!

[alibabas925]

DONT SINK IN THE DEEPNESS

[TheHPExperiment]

Smellout

[erniegurl07]

I love videos like this ;)

[techiew]

woot! I still return.

[MegHeadable]

Love the new bookshelf!

[FluffyWuffakinz]

oh god wheezy xD

you should do more videos with the comments !! <33

[techiew]

Funny. Thanks.

[ZapotecMaster]

do you have a bed?

[Bexans]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAH

 ..and that's a compliment.

[Bexans]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA

[2ndGenerationGirl]

Whenever I read comments on Youtube, I imagine your voice. XD

[sethboy66]

@2ndGenerationGirl I read 'read' as red :/

[sethboy66]

@2ndGenerationGirl In that comment I meant 'I read 'read as red :/" When I said read the first time it was in past tense.

[Keny556]

what's with all the randomness?!

[renebean227]

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNNNN *wink* WHEEZYWAITOR Y U NO USE MY WINK ;( <- sadface wink No. I hate clowns. Clowns are awesome I really love how if you do a product or brand placement you make it intersting and fun. sellout Burn that stupid orange pillow!

... wow, I really am crazy.

[renebean227]

WE MUST GO DEEPER BWAAAUUUUUM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Your videos are getting so deep Awesome! profazy oh god, the aspect ratio!! I love your videos but it's really bothering me that you still haven't put a bookshelf up. pfsh...as if i read Weezy isn't Weezy with glasses. Contacts Yay! The sexy glasses have made a comeback! YOU NEED TO PUSH UP YOUR GLASSES. It is bothering me. No glasses? Glasses? Which one, Wheezy? damit i fell asleep your outro is too loud. There, said it.

[renebean227]

:o I'm not. Oh the irony. Inception? zzzz BRAP! you suck hey craig hey beard! Beardception. Thanks Wheezy. I noticed the smell wheezy, you're welcome! I have noticed that you have been smelling better lately. Your new smell is too mainstream, you smell like a sellout. I'm sorry to say that but you're not as funny as you used to be, wheezy. This has got to be one of the funniest videos you've made. Thanks you need better CAMERA ANGLES!!! We need to go deeper. We need to go DEEPER!

[melthrills]

I like the glasses, they make you go deeper.

[MrDevilius1]

My cat just threw up ;(

[carowabbit]

Best.video.ever.of.yours...

I mean, others have made awesome videos also..

Sorry? =)

[lilylpotter3]

WE MUST GO DEEPER!

[tvhog27]

thanks wheezy

[fruitylalaland16]

One of your best videos!



[oneofthefew97]

no! don't burn the orange pillow!!!

[xxcokecookiexx]

no glasses!

[koreaboi22]

giraffes have long tongues

[sumphatguy]

make more conversations with the comments, they're great XD Awesome work Wheezy!

[stevedudeish]

I LOVE MY FAT BANANA YELLOW ORANGE MUSTACHE!!!!

[PaddyBoy987]

You stole the doobleydo joke!

--A nerdfighter

[TheWendyTales]

@PaddyBoy987 Wheezy didn't steal it!

He just also uses it!

[PaddyBoy987]

@TheWendyTales Speaking of, what do you call I nerdfighter/beardlover? Beardfighter? Nerdlover? I don't think those work...

[TheWendyTales]

@PaddyBoy987 A bearded nerdfighter? I like that one :).

[PaddyBoy987]

@TheWendyTales But I can't grow a beard... Ive tried.

[TheWendyTales]

@PaddyBoy987 Then we'll have to go with the super obvious: Beardloving Nerdfighters. It's less catchy, but it covers and pleases everyone. Much like Wheezy :).

[MadlySevered]

l2 have hair

[jusnaughty]

I LUV your convos with old comments ... ITS FREAKING EPIC!!!!

[AeonDeity]

Oh god - The aspect ratio!

[Reberi96]

With glasses.

[StrangerWithAHat]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

[MaddhatterChannel]

I am not bipolar! Stop Saying that.

[Tyndle]

Sorry Wheez but I like you without glasses more, or the old ones looked better than these ): think it's too hipster for you not sure what I'm even saying blablabla- I mean,

DO WHAT YOU WANT! GOSH, YOU JUST WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME ALL THE TIME! That's it, I'll just go away now. Don't try to apologize!

No-

Don't-

Nuh uh-

No way-

... Oookay fine gimme a hug.

[ZAchaPi]

Your beard sounds like Malachi.

[AccioAli]

I love you.

[dobermangrl]

wheezy we need a new shirt design

[blue2crush]

a smellout?

[dillygurl]

do more comments videos like this

:D

[omgItsICC]

Moo

[thbldstllstains]

you may have a multiple personality problem

BURN THAT STUPID ORANGE PILLOW!

and one of them might be an arsonist....

made my day ahaha :)

[GhostAhoy]

I WANNA SEE A DREAM OF ME :c

[JeanHar93]

GOD, I LOVE YOU.

You never fail to make me laugh :)

[RareStuffChannel]

the force

[RareStuffChannel]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[BonjourJoli]

sexy bookshelf!

[lilylpotter3]

hey you! yeah you! you with the beard! yes! guess what!

*wink*

[theyoungnooblet]

LOL ROFL MAO

[HotFriedIceCream]

finally my first real ROFL

[Lizzie000Dambacher]

Lolz i luv dis viseo!!! Wheezy guess wat!!! *WINK*

[blackeyedpea27]

brainfart!



[Kay2lynn]

I am now a fan!

A Wheezy fan...not like a ceiling fan...

[pep794]

I was pleased!

[NahyanChowdhury]

this is really funny...more than usual :)

[ninjaice1]

how about we eat cream over a deeper vidio

[doctorjosiek]

i will love you no matter what you do....thank you no I mean your welcome ;)

[Drazinz]

Beardception

[simon00001]

if you just pleased everyone does that make you my new father

[pneumalight]

teehee. you're hilarious. i'm rather fond of you.

[WalkWithGraceXP]

Why is it that everyone on youtube with a beard is more awesome than other youtubers?

[Yanerd524]

Awesome

[thecatandbeckashow]

idk y but i'm deaf in one ear now....

[mashandy]

I haven't seen any of your videos in a while now, so glad to see you're still as awesome as before :)

[tvhog27]

charlie sheen



[inFamousHero123]

@oOAlexB321Oo I CAN'T GO DEEPER!!!

[LocalRandomz]

@oOAlexB321Oo Yeah i just watched that......

[MrBabushka23]

@oOAlexB321Oo That is all what she said.

[Makenzy414]

by-polar much? lol i think the orange pillow is quite pretty:) poor wheezy:(

[LoviseMaud]

@Makenzy414 He's bi-winning. Duh.

[Makenzy414]

@LoviseMaud wut? bi-winning? wth boes tht mean?

[XxXCazzamXxX]

Poor Wheezy!

[THEMallardtheDuck]

You are the greatest ever.

[Spamilarrr]

The cake is a lie.

[lorawsome]

thats awsome! i ROFL over that vid!!!

[GuitarGirllll]

I love the giant Wheezy beard on your bookshelf! And the videos that you reply to comments in :)

[RelientjaKe]

Keep the RSS pillow! Don't burn it!!

[AfroJeffrey]

Dooblidoo, first time i heard was on Dan Brown's Channel.

I thought it was only his thing. Seems today that it's not.

[TheRainbowBunny13]

I will say this. One im like your newist fan. Yeah hi im jen. Oh and i want you shoes...i want them SO BAD! but i dont have 80 dollers. sadface :(

[xocaseybunnyxo]

the glasses are sexahhh

[alnsaar]

ok , but why ?

[0ldenough33]

the mustard is a sellout

[jrod1195]

...

[Doootsaurz]

Love your videos! Shout out to Australia! Keep up the good work! (:

[hendersonskater]

WHERE IS THE MUSTURD

[MarkEfferent]

Smores what?

(referring to the video on the right)

[smhellieme]

Hey... I miss free bagel fridays.. miss it.. go punch your boss.. even if he is not your boss anymore... come on.

[luxeras]

This video made me subscribe.



[OtisChild]

I am like really sleepy, stupid exams.

[TooBigToFailRS]

i should make a comment that you can reply to for the next video you do this.............nope.

[SaramazinglyEnough]

I LIKE THE ORANGE PILLOW! D:<

[Mrpapayaheadrulesall]

Don't worry, you're funny with or without glasses

[iziksquirel]

i really dont think so :(

[TheCanadianWhite]

My clean-shaven face is mad at me

[AssCandid]

Roger moore

[McSnazzie]

Oh Wheezy, you never fail to make me laugh =D

[Dontsniffcheese]

Hahaha. This has been fun.

[MADrandomproductions]

Ricki Martin ate my dog

[purpledevilducky]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dramatizetheworld]

you have a lovely singing face.

[JPwiz1]

staring at 1:06 i wonder what the neighbors were thinking......

[TheGilby456]

BWAAAUUUUUM press 4

[bunnehsrus]

THERES A T-REX BEHIND YOU!!

[RedReversed]

1:10 Thats what she said?

[MintSauce42]

derp

[Blargmode]

This is why I subscribed, watched both versions and I still have no clue of what just happened

[shinigami1234321]

I trolololo

[MsTheatreNerd3]

You smell like pickles.

The blue ones.

P.S. Don't look behind you.

[SchmerzAG]

1) i wasn`t

2) Girl

3) ThWis is got to be

4) BWAAUUM

5) you still haven´t got

6) it made a comeback

7) got it

8) black

9) it would be awsome

[Dreamscometrue4eva]

I love you.

[RattlingCockroach]

Thumbs up if after 1:36 you went back to see if he was blocking the bookshelf for the whole video

[TheDuish]

you are amazing!!!

[777static777]

We have about 326,257 personalities... one of them is BOUND to be an arsonist =p

[sidewalkcrap]

Do this once a week, its a demand

[jadejd1]

I love it when the  comments are done

[DeathAngel387]

Pogonophobia. Its a terrible thing really.

[IAmShoshanna]

Wheezy is awesome

[SolidEliteForce]

i like it when the pie hits my face