FABulous Farting FAIL

[Starscream19951]

eat apples, fruits, berries works like a charm on me!

P.S. I love to fart.

[ofrypinc6]

U R ugly

[untouchblz]

lol "not a ripple, not a fluff"

[hcpyramid]

You are truly a virtuoso. Come to NJ and accept a farting fellowship

JC

[sohy3010]

KIDS DONT DO THIS!

[karlos707]

I think I know what the problem is....weak windhoek lagers like watered down mouse piss....try a few bottles of urbock.

[nesbitt615]

I don't think it would surprise Sadam Husein considering he was hung a few years back LOL

[dougparadis]

just how i enjoy my beer up here in new england USA nice and frothy! can usually get some gas on the first one lol

[angelabenedict]

Try it in a wet suit. That way you can see a bubble form and move down your leg in an attempt to escape.

[internationalroaming]

ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[patflix]

Laughing...out...LOUD!!!!

I actually got "contact gas" just from watching you try so hard. I'm serious.

[Blueyeshining]

Oh my lands ya crack me up.

[ROBwithaB]

I do my best.

Never quite sure if people are actually getting my sense of humour.

[tombraidertrasher]

people acting pissed are funnyer than those pissed

[ImaSsuare]

I can burb on command, its very entertaining for myself.

[ROBwithaB]

TWO WORDS:......

VIDEO

RESPONSE

[zws1922]

the dog always did it. try eating beans first, it always works for me. Flatulator F-101

[ROBwithaB]

That'd be the jet engine, right?

[ruffcutt23]

Perhaps in conjunction with one of your fire videos

[ROBwithaB]

See "Plasma Scream" above.

[legendofwayne]

I'm going to look for that beer next time I go to the shop. German beer is awesome, and I've never tried any beer brewed in Africa.

[ROBwithaB]

Nectar of the gods.

I've seen it carried in a few big cities abroad, mostly those with large expat South African communities.

The other option is Castle Lager, brewed by SAB-Miller. They're a global company now, 2nd biggest in the world, I think. But I don't really like the beer. Made from maize or rice, flavoured artifically, preservatives etc... "factory" beer.

[BrokenAeroVT]

...and he used his "sexy" get up for this, haha.

[ROBwithaB]

I sometimes have lustful thoughts about beer.

[elbauzan]

@ROBwithaB lmao!!!! wow, you sound like one of us from wisconsin, usa!! we sure love our lager here!!

[ROBwithaB]

@elbauzan

...and your cheese, apparently.

Beer + cheese.

Hmmmm....

That's why you guys spend so much time outdoors ?

[elbauzan]

@ROBwithaB pretty much....fresh country air, cheese, and beer. not much more a man could ask for. maybe a women....... lol

[TastingAshes]

"BAD DOG!"

Lmfao We have so much in common sir...it's effing scary!

What's your choice of drink there eh?

[ROBwithaB]

Windhoek Lager.

Brewed in the (former German colony and) Southern African nation of Namibia.

On the plus side, because they're German, it's done according to the Reinheitsgebot of 1516 or whatever, so no added anything.

On the down side (and if you've ever seen a video of the Namib desert, you'll realise) it's a desert nation, with one of the highest rates of water recycling in the world.

So the phrase "drinking piss" can probably be taken literally.

But it tastes good.

[TheTwelfthDoctor]

Okay.

[ROBwithaB]

Don't worry, I'll be making fire soon.

I just had to pander to the lowest common denominator first.

[TheTwelfthDoctor]

me like fire

[antiswattt2]

you should try to make a huge trail of gasoline.. and then ignite it :D

[RichardRoy2]

Careful. Unless your body can do sublimation, you may end up with a solid in your pants. Or a liquid. "Muster gas" LOL I'm not sure but Husein may have used mustard gas. ;)

[ROBwithaB]

Solids, liquids and gases.

And then there's something called the Plasma Scream.

[RichardRoy2]

I'd hate to be around for the "Plasma Scream". LOL Sounds like it's way beyond the blue flame. Is that the sound it makes during excretion, or is that the sound of the victims?

[LeahCoger]

LOL!!! Farting stage fright.....

[ROBwithaB]

Embarrassing, I know.

[Leilani233]

LOL nice touch there - whilstling Advance Australia Fair .... now I want to hear you fart or burp it!!

[ROBwithaB]

The whole thing in one go????

[Leilani233]

shit yeah ... no point in challenging someone to something that's easy!

[StylidiumLane]

the baron of burp?

[StylidiumLane]

Oh please what a piss weak effort! ;)

[ROBwithaB]

Of course, the moment I turned off the camera I broke all the windows in the house with a deep rumbler.

[BrokenAeroVT]

Did anyone call the fire department? lol

[Number1ROBwithaBfan]

hahaha sadam husein lol

[ROBwithaB]

Hold the mustard.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha,,,meistro of metane...lol..

[ROBwithaB]

Except when the camera was on.

Then I had a Sphinx Sphincter...

[obaid36]

lol 5/5

[ROBwithaB]

Cheers.