W: Which means YOU ARE NOW OMITING YOU'RE OWN FREEDOM!!
R: ???!!!NNNNnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT'S NOT. NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: HRRMMM...He is correct. Even though I have made my final verdict...YOU HAVE SURRENDERED YOUR FREEDOM TO THE COURT BY DISRESPECTING LAW ITSELF! Dr. Ivo Robotnik you are hereby sentenced to TOTAL CONFINEMENT!!
W: No I mean you aren't able and doctor you are not able to rule over mobius!
R: AHAAHAA what are you talking about?!
W: You apparenly have never studied Mobius's laws...it says here in black n white that when the trial ends...erm...! When a trial concludes all who are presented guilty or not will respect the contents and beings within the courtroom. Mobius Law #87.
R: Give me that!! ?!!! WHAT WHERE DID YOU?!! EEEKK THAT'S MEAN'S!!!
W: That's right doctor you have just violated Mobius law.
Metal Sonic: What a pathetic piece of garbage you all are. To think that some famous lawyer would unleash an evil man upon the world. It's so liberating to witness...
W: But, he? Dr. Robotnik would never kill! NEVER!
MS: Correct, but that does not stop him from trying to rule over Mobius! It won't matter I will destroy everyone of you, you can all rot in Hell for all I care! Hahaha
J: Dr. Robotnik you are free to go on one condition you will track down Metal Sonic and you will prevent him from doing anymore harm to Mobius.
R: Yes I promise your honor...HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS!!!! WAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHA!!! I MAY NOT HAVE MURDERED SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUT NOW I'M FREE TO RULE ALL OF MOBIUS!!!
W: Say WHAT?!!!! 8O
E: I knew it!! YOU IDIOT MR. WRIGHT!!!
J: ORDER! ORDER IN THIS COURT! Well now this is certianly most unpleasant of a turnabout! ARREST THIS MAN!
W: A gem that contains amazing power, if you observe Dr. Robotnik's property inventory from detective Gumshoe. You'll see that a "Chaos Emerald" was missing in the report! IT WAS STOLEN! Sonic is familiar with these emeralds, because the young Mr. Tails Prower explained to me exactly what it's capable of and why Sonic stole it. He did it, because he wanted to protect Mobius from Robotnik, but above all METAL SONIC! METAL SONIC MURDERED SONIC TO FRAME ROBOTNIK AND TO DESTORY MOBIUS'S FREEDOM!
W: BECAUSE HE HAS A HISTORY OF BETRAYING THE DOCTOR!!
R: It's true!! That rotton robot has even trashed my own lair and was always wanting to control everything that I own! It even went after Sonic on it's own!
E: ?!
W: >=)
J: ??! A...a conscious robot that defies it's own master?!
W: That's correct your Honor! And he even forced Scratch and Grounder to snoop around in Dr. Robotnik's lair for something very valuable...like a CHAOS EMERALD!!
W: After observing the autopsy report, the Dr.'s new robot, and the crime scene photos, the victim Sonic was stabbed repeatedly approximately nine times and had burn marks left on his body. He was also found OUTSIDE of Dr. Robotnik's lair. To be precise, ten miles away.
J: ?! Well that IS certainly something!
E: What?!
W: And you're wrong Mr. Edgeworth. The henchmen play a signficant role in this case, they were snooping in Robotnik's lair for a reason. BECAUSE THEY WERE FORCED TOO!
E: He has all the right equipment to kill anyone he desires. And he used those weapons...AGAINST MR. SONIC!
-Crowd chatter-
J: -Gavel- Yes...that does make it a very clear motive. Mr. Wright, what do you have to say?
W: (What do I have to say? There's something missing here...it is true his henchmen are idiots and it's also true that he wanted Sonic stopped, but he would never kill Sonic intentionally...that is of course...wait a second...!)
Your honor, my client does not have a motive to kill Sonic. If you observe Dr. Robotnik's...erm prison captive records...there's no indication of real physical harm to his inmates whatsoever. Dr. Robotnik just wants to simply capture Sonic and hold him as a prisoner so he can take over Mobius (not that I agree with world domination or anything).
Hahaha is that the best you can do Mr. Wright? Most unfortunate...
Huh?
You see Mr. Wright. He has bombs, lasers, devices..
Your honor my client would never murder the victim, becasue he simply cannot catch up to him!
OBJECTION!
You are incorrect Mr. WRONG! Dr.Robotnik has caught up to Sonic plenty of times by laying various traps and by using his hover vechicle. He also used his henchmen.
I thought you said they weren't an important asset to this case?
...Indeed I did. So what of it? The real fact of this case is you are just defending him and keeping us from the truth.
I think the dear doctor has a HUGE motive to murder the victim of this case!
Judge: ORDER! ORDER! Mr. Wright , the prosecution does put on some very strong accusations against the witness. Do you have anything to say for your client?
(Oh s**t, now what?! I've got nothing against him! Dr. Robotnik does hate the victim, but would he really kill him? Wait...)
HOLD IT!
Your honor, my client did not murder Sonic the Hedgehog there's no way he could...
Really? Wasn't it you earlier saying that Sonic has foiled many attempts for you to take over Mobius that you kidnapped Tails and gave yourself a PRRROOMITION? Oh and let's not forget...YOU HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DON'T YOU?!
Dr. Robotnik: ...............Nn....I.....well......you see......
OBJECTION!
Your Honor! The DEFENSE DOES NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO ACCUSE THE WITNESS OF MURDER!!! THE WITNESS IS JUST THAT...A WITNESS! NOT A SUSPECT!!
Really? You really think that? That's not what I think.....
Your honor, how does this play into anything in this case?! this is about the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog! NOT ABOUT DR.ROBOTNIK'S HENCHMEN!
HOLD IT!
If you remember correctly one of the henchmen testified earlier, saying that Dr. Robotnik treats him POORLY. Long hours, lack of technical support, no salary! There is no reason to not believe one very tiny but vital fact. Dr. Robotnik...IS LYING!!!
Dr. Robotnik: ?! ME?! HOW DARE YOU?! I...I NEVER LIE!!
You say they were "snooping as usual"? Why would your own servants snoop around in your lair?
Dr. Robotnik: ...Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH DUMB BOTS!! THAT IS WHY!!! They blindly serve me, but yet they are so stupid sometimes I just question really whose side they really are on!
OBJECTION! There's a contradiction in your testimony doctor. I'm afraid you know exactly whose side they are on. -Slams- So again...WHY WOULD YOUR OWN ROBOTS DEFECT AGAINST YOU?!
Imagine trying to conduct a court case where one fat, ugly person does nothing but yell "PINGAS" while all the other attendees try to ignore him and press the trial forward.
HOLD IT! But you said before that you didn't catch Scratch and Grounder! They came to your room! Then you said "SnooPINGAS usual I see?" There's a video that proves my theory!
This prove anything, he´s a narcise and nazist, and he hated the two victims, and they´re found dead 10 minutes after he said pingas, and this is illegal you know!
Throughout his entire career, Robotnik never openly rapped to anybody. Therefore we can conclude that the culprit who "rapped and killed" Scratch and Grounder was in fact..........EMINEM!!!!
Phoenix: OBJECTION! "My Client Dr. Ivo Rrrrrobotnik! has been acused of such crime of finding Scratch and Grounder SnooPING AS Usual in his lab but how does that prove Robotnik had raped them?"
-OBJECTION!-
Edgeworth: "But that does not state anything toward the matter he said PINGAS intendly! That could also prove he was thinking of the crime!"
-OBJECTION!-
"NO. My Client Intends to say PINGAS because he gives himself Prrrrrrrromotions All the time to his astounding PINGAS."
Pheonix: Mr. Robotnik, we have scanned both Scratch and Grounder and found that none of them were snooping. We can do that, you know, with microscopes!
Robotnik: What!? Your microscopes must be wrong! Even Coconuts could figure that out!
Pheonix: And where is Coconuts, Mr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: There he is. *points at prosecution's client*
According to our records, Robotnik, you have given yourself a promotion on multiple occasions. Are you not aware that one can only be promoted by one's boss?
Edgeworth: OBJECTION! He sent him to the dungeon before the deaths of Scratch and Grounder! So he was the only one in the room during the time of their deaths and THUS HE KILLED THEM!
OBJECTION! r u sure u said 'snooPING AS usual i see'?
Robotnic:.. yes...
well, according to this microphone, all u said was PINGAS!
Robotnic: PINGAS!!!
Edgeworth: OBJECTION! this has nothing to w/ the case.
Yes, it does. And i'll show u the proof [select proof] TAKE THAT! according to morshu's autopsy report, there was a machine labeled ROBOTNIK BOMB w/ robotniks fingerprints in morshu (dont ask where) the bomb was set to blow when Robotnik says PINGAS and only PINGAS!
HOLD IT! What made u think i was trying to be funny? maybe i just wanted to have an imaginary trial w/ robonik. and anyway, i got 2 thumbs up on each of my comments.
You caught Scratch and Grounder snooping, but in our previous testimony with Sonic the Hedgehog, he claimed at around that time, they were getting royally owned by Morshu!
That statement is fallible to say the least. As you know, Mr Wright, Morshu offers freedom from ownage, as long as it is paid without credit. How, then, could these events logically occur at the same time? Robotnik would buy ownage freedom before even getting owned. The two testimonies cannot go with each other without proper dating. I don't quite support your theory, but let's press on this matter. Robotnik?
Yes Edgeworth, but you forgot one little important detail...
It ALSO seems that the king was epicly battling Ganon at the same time, thus causing an earthquake that reached mobius, and robotnik is too fat not to mention it'd be hard to try to catch sonic with that weight, but with an EARTHQUAKE going on?
If there was really an earthquake. I would like to see the damage. As it would appear, there is no evidence of a mass earthquake that would actually hinder anything. It may have been a magnitude 1, but that couldn't be felt by humans. I'm afraid you've run yourself up against a wall, Pheonix. Unless you can show me evidence of the earthquake, you're losing by a mile.
OBJECTION! As anyone can see, a sagnip would easily seal up an earthquake. Robotnik has been credited to know sagnip. Think back to all the fads. Can't you see that this is useless? Almost every fad has been reversed. PINGAS is no difference. Besides, I didn't deny the existence of an earthquake. I said it wan't that a MASS earthquake hit. What damage can a football do to Robotnik's catching Sonic anyway, when it can be nulled so easily.
Wait...Wasn't Rotonik cancelled on tv like a decade ago?
THAT MEANS HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING SONIC
Even if he still is popular among the hearts of youtube poopers, nobody really cares about sonic
In fact...
We just left him to rot with Sega!
Judge: It's true Edgeworth. I just visited Sega yesterday as a friendly visit from Capcom. They were beating Sonic with a whip and forcing him to do stuff for the next crap game
Doesn't anybody have a concept of a personal life anymore?
Who do you think got Sonic to "rot with Sega?" by the time Sonic would have tried to escape, they called Dr. Robotnik because Eggman was....well, Eggman. Only Robotnik had pursued Sonic enough to know his moves. Robotnik was catching Sonic EACH TIME HE TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM SEGA!
Judge:!!!!Is this true?!
Yes, I'm afraid it is. Think of all the evidence. The PINGAS, the bombs, the dashen, it all points to Robotnik catching Sonic!
You caught Scratch and Grounder snooping, but in our previous testimony with Sonic the Hedgehog, he claimed at around that time, they were getting royally owned by Morshu!
Robotnik: Right when Coconuts was wiping up the dashen.
Hmm..you said you discovered this, but you also told earlier of how they stumbled into your room, meaning that you couldn't have discovered it!
Robotnik:!!!
So you thought you could fool everyone by playing dumb? Well, it seems that the only thing that's happened is that you left out one important detail: How could they be snoopingas if they only SNOOPED!
Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed pingas, pingas's would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Pingas" ten years ago. And they make a good pingas. Hell, I almost felt pingas myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed pingas, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Pingas. Pingas is a Pingas from the planet Pingas. But Pingas lives on the planet Pingas. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
your honor Robotnik, said they were Snooping as usual, but he said it to make it sound like snooPING AS usual I see, that means their usually trying to found something about the missing pingas Robotnik was accused of stealing, when Robotnik found them snooPING AS usual, he had to shut them up so he killed them.
Miles:*OBJECTION!*how can you be so sure?...well..scratch could be looking for bolts?...well mudkip?....feeling shocked? do you have anything to contradict it?
Miles (been a while raight? :o)....Huh..Dont let the name decive you boy *TAKE THAT* then what are these bolts laying on the ground....THERE GROUNDERS SPARE PARTS *Suspence theme*
OBJECTION! Scratch and Grounder were not snooPINGAS usual, they were attempting to defeat sonic with a harebrained scheme that included a box and a free chili-dogs sign!
Your Honor! I hereby find the defendant, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, a PINGAS
This courtroom is madness wright!!! Trying to prove the innocence of a blue hedgehog murdering fat guy!!!!!And clearly if you look closely in the statement "snooPING AS usual" wright you'll find something intresting do you mr.Ivo Robotnik?
W: ...This is a dream or a nightmare isn't it?...
J: Umm actually...IT IS!! 8D
E: In your face Phoenix Wright...
W: ... -_-;;;
R: PINGAS!!
W: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!!!!
PHOENIX WRIGHT: PINGAS ATTORNEY AT LAW
- CASE CLOSED -
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: Which means YOU ARE NOW OMITING YOU'RE OWN FREEDOM!!
R: ???!!!NNNNnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT'S NOT. NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: HRRMMM...He is correct. Even though I have made my final verdict...YOU HAVE SURRENDERED YOUR FREEDOM TO THE COURT BY DISRESPECTING LAW ITSELF! Dr. Ivo Robotnik you are hereby sentenced to TOTAL CONFINEMENT!!
E: ...And Metal Sonic?
J: HIM TOO!! ARREST HIM!!
MS: Intriguing and how do you plan to take me in?
Officer: Like this, -stun gun-
MS: OH SHI- BZZT
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: No I mean you aren't able and doctor you are not able to rule over mobius!
R: AHAAHAA what are you talking about?!
W: You apparenly have never studied Mobius's laws...it says here in black n white that when the trial ends...erm...! When a trial concludes all who are presented guilty or not will respect the contents and beings within the courtroom. Mobius Law #87.
R: Give me that!! ?!!! WHAT WHERE DID YOU?!! EEEKK THAT'S MEAN'S!!!
W: That's right doctor you have just violated Mobius law.
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
?: I'm afraid you cannot do that.
J: ?! Wha?!
Metal Sonic: What a pathetic piece of garbage you all are. To think that some famous lawyer would unleash an evil man upon the world. It's so liberating to witness...
W: But, he? Dr. Robotnik would never kill! NEVER!
MS: Correct, but that does not stop him from trying to rule over Mobius! It won't matter I will destroy everyone of you, you can all rot in Hell for all I care! Hahaha
HOLD IT!
W: You are not able to do such a thing!
MS: I will...
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
-- NOT GUILTY --
J: Dr. Robotnik you are free to go on one condition you will track down Metal Sonic and you will prevent him from doing anymore harm to Mobius.
R: Yes I promise your honor...HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS!!!! WAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHA!!! I MAY NOT HAVE MURDERED SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUT NOW I'M FREE TO RULE ALL OF MOBIUS!!!
W: Say WHAT?!!!! 8O
E: I knew it!! YOU IDIOT MR. WRIGHT!!!
J: ORDER! ORDER IN THIS COURT! Well now this is certianly most unpleasant of a turnabout! ARREST THIS MAN!
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
E: 8((
W: The defense rests your honor. >=)
-Crowd chatter-
J: Well, this is absolutely surprisingly strong evidence! Mr. Edgeworth do you have anything to say against this?
E: 8(( (EVERYTIME...EVERYTHING GOES WELL...HE...) ERMM Well...I ER...UMM..GAH..GAK...FU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....DAMN YOU WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: Then it is settled...as judge, I hereby say my final verdict..
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: A gem that contains amazing power, if you observe Dr. Robotnik's property inventory from detective Gumshoe. You'll see that a "Chaos Emerald" was missing in the report! IT WAS STOLEN! Sonic is familiar with these emeralds, because the young Mr. Tails Prower explained to me exactly what it's capable of and why Sonic stole it. He did it, because he wanted to protect Mobius from Robotnik, but above all METAL SONIC! METAL SONIC MURDERED SONIC TO FRAME ROBOTNIK AND TO DESTORY MOBIUS'S FREEDOM!
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: BECAUSE HE HAS A HISTORY OF BETRAYING THE DOCTOR!!
R: It's true!! That rotton robot has even trashed my own lair and was always wanting to control everything that I own! It even went after Sonic on it's own!
E: ?!
W: >=)
J: ??! A...a conscious robot that defies it's own master?!
W: That's correct your Honor! And he even forced Scratch and Grounder to snoop around in Dr. Robotnik's lair for something very valuable...like a CHAOS EMERALD!!
E: WHAHAHHAHHAHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
OBJECTION!
E: What are you talking about?! THERE ARE NO OTHER SUSPECTS!!
HOLD IT!
W: WRONG! This one robot that the doctor created was alive and WAS AT THE CRIME SCENE!!
OBJECTION!!
E: NO...THAT IS NOT TRUE!!! THIS ROBOT WAS NOT THERE!!!
HOLD IT!!
W: And on top of that, the robot is equiped WITH KNIFE-LIKE FINGERS! AND USES FIRE TO FLY!!!
E: 8OOOOOOOOO
W: ( >=) Got you) This "Metal Sonic" was labeled highly dangerous even by the doctor himself! The doctor was trying to delete the memory
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: After observing the autopsy report, the Dr.'s new robot, and the crime scene photos, the victim Sonic was stabbed repeatedly approximately nine times and had burn marks left on his body. He was also found OUTSIDE of Dr. Robotnik's lair. To be precise, ten miles away.
J: ?! Well that IS certainly something!
E: What?!
W: And you're wrong Mr. Edgeworth. The henchmen play a signficant role in this case, they were snooping in Robotnik's lair for a reason. BECAUSE THEY WERE FORCED TOO!
E: WHAT
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
W: Dr. Robotnik didn't you say you were working on an important project before all this happened?
R: Yes...I did. I was working on making a new robot.
W: And do you have a picture of this robot?
R: Yes here you are.
W: ! Your Honor may I please see the autopsy report and the crime scene photos?
J: Yes...of course Mr. Wright.
E: (What the hell are you up to now Wright...unless he's thinking...OH NO!)
W: !! Your honor, Dr. Robotnik did not commit the crime. As I said before he could never.
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
E:THAT ARE INTENDED TO KILL!
W: 80
E: He has all the right equipment to kill anyone he desires. And he used those weapons...AGAINST MR. SONIC!
-Crowd chatter-
J: -Gavel- Yes...that does make it a very clear motive. Mr. Wright, what do you have to say?
W: (What do I have to say? There's something missing here...it is true his henchmen are idiots and it's also true that he wanted Sonic stopped, but he would never kill Sonic intentionally...that is of course...wait a second...!)
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
-_-; (F***k)
J: Well?
Your honor, my client does not have a motive to kill Sonic. If you observe Dr. Robotnik's...erm prison captive records...there's no indication of real physical harm to his inmates whatsoever. Dr. Robotnik just wants to simply capture Sonic and hold him as a prisoner so he can take over Mobius (not that I agree with world domination or anything).
Hahaha is that the best you can do Mr. Wright? Most unfortunate...
Huh?
You see Mr. Wright. He has bombs, lasers, devices..
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
Your honor my client would never murder the victim, becasue he simply cannot catch up to him!
OBJECTION!
You are incorrect Mr. WRONG! Dr.Robotnik has caught up to Sonic plenty of times by laying various traps and by using his hover vechicle. He also used his henchmen.
I thought you said they weren't an important asset to this case?
...Indeed I did. So what of it? The real fact of this case is you are just defending him and keeping us from the truth.
J: Hrm...you better have something Wright
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
I think the dear doctor has a HUGE motive to murder the victim of this case!
Judge: ORDER! ORDER! Mr. Wright , the prosecution does put on some very strong accusations against the witness. Do you have anything to say for your client?
(Oh s**t, now what?! I've got nothing against him! Dr. Robotnik does hate the victim, but would he really kill him? Wait...)
HOLD IT!
Your honor, my client did not murder Sonic the Hedgehog there's no way he could...
Judge: Erm?! Well please do explain!
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
Really? Wasn't it you earlier saying that Sonic has foiled many attempts for you to take over Mobius that you kidnapped Tails and gave yourself a PRRROOMITION? Oh and let's not forget...YOU HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DON'T YOU?!
Dr. Robotnik: ...............Nn....I.....well......you see......
OBJECTION!
Your Honor! The DEFENSE DOES NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO ACCUSE THE WITNESS OF MURDER!!! THE WITNESS IS JUST THAT...A WITNESS! NOT A SUSPECT!!
Really? You really think that? That's not what I think.....
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
OBJECTION!
Your honor, how does this play into anything in this case?! this is about the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog! NOT ABOUT DR.ROBOTNIK'S HENCHMEN!
HOLD IT!
If you remember correctly one of the henchmen testified earlier, saying that Dr. Robotnik treats him POORLY. Long hours, lack of technical support, no salary! There is no reason to not believe one very tiny but vital fact. Dr. Robotnik...IS LYING!!!
Dr. Robotnik: ?! ME?! HOW DARE YOU?! I...I NEVER LIE!!
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
HOLD IT!
You say they were "snooping as usual"? Why would your own servants snoop around in your lair?
Dr. Robotnik: ...Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH DUMB BOTS!! THAT IS WHY!!! They blindly serve me, but yet they are so stupid sometimes I just question really whose side they really are on!
OBJECTION! There's a contradiction in your testimony doctor. I'm afraid you know exactly whose side they are on. -Slams- So again...WHY WOULD YOUR OWN ROBOTS DEFECT AGAINST YOU?!
Dr. Robotnik: I...uh. Well
DHAZEDXZ 1 month ago
OBJECTION! Phoenix: PINGAS!
Greatbonzz 3 months ago
@Greatbonzz
Edgeworth (smug): "Your Honor, an announcement like that has no place in a courtroom..."
Phoenix (shocked): *What!?! Why that dirty little-*
Judge (disturbed): "Agreed. Mr. Wright please keep your... preferences to yourself in the future."
Phoenix (nervous): *Just great...*
Idazmi7 2 months ago
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somedudeatwalmart 3 months ago
Pitch changing. make it your friend.
InflatableVampire 5 months ago
The judge fell for it, the case is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrromotion!
HOLD IT
Robotnik, you're still testifying!
GUILTY
DarkLordSelrahc 10 months ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
Im sorry... I had to do it.
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSTAR ಠ_ಠ
I HAVE THE PINGAS!
Kboy12345678910 1 year ago
Imagine trying to conduct a court case where one fat, ugly person does nothing but yell "PINGAS" while all the other attendees try to ignore him and press the trial forward.
PeterDivine 1 year ago
OBJECTION! you're pingas is no match for my...
Judge: Well mister wright?
Pheonix:...
Judge: umm...
Pheonix: PINGAS!
what you dont see is pheonix's head explode and turn into robotniks head... O_O
burstfiredragon 1 year ago
HOLD IT! But you said before that you didn't catch Scratch and Grounder! They came to your room! Then you said "SnooPINGAS usual I see?" There's a video that proves my theory!
toyotasupramaster 1 year ago
OBJECTION!!
There's a contradiction in your Pingas!
UltimateHero13 1 year ago 2
OBJECTION!!
lol you said pingas
iusethelancer1 1 year ago
ERECTION! I have found a contradiction in your pingas!
silverwolf904 1 year ago 3
for gods sake someone create the full version of this video! It would make the greatest thing ever! XD
meismeplusme 1 year ago
Pingas pingas pingas pingas
PEENGASPEENGASPEENGAS
xD
rocketgem79 1 year ago
I find this video entertaining mostly for its comments afterward
xp5789 1 year ago 11
TAKE THAT!
the defense calls Coconuts to the stand!!!
Party0productions0 1 year ago
OBJECTION! This PINGAS contradicts the testimony!
RaceBandit 1 year ago
What's he doing with his arms? O_o
Gulchh 1 year ago 2
@Gulchh He's handcuffed.
loltacosrule 1 year ago
@loltacosrule
Or...is it?
nothingelsetodoZ 1 year ago
BRING OUT THE LIE DETECTOR, EDGEWORTH
agentrockluxuryAlt 1 year ago
*does an over-the-top angry pose* Argh..! I can't find a single problem in his testimony!!
DaxterD1 1 year ago
very well. mr. write you may begin your cross examination.
TheRomanPraetorian78 2 years ago
lol its funny how everyone is making like a music remake and they say pingash xD GJ mate :P
ettfel94 2 years ago
This video deserves a PR-R-R-R-ROMOTION!!
Reggiefield 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
He got a point
Ultranoob1 2 years ago
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Ultranoob1 2 years ago
PRRRRRRRROMJECTION!
ElTioDelHarvestMoon 2 years ago 3
Hmm that testimy seems perfect how are we going to solve that!
ZSaberToothTigerZ 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
*slams desk*
We have all seen youtube poops which show that scratch and grounder walk into your room. In other words....YOU DID NOT CATCH THEM SNOOPINGAS USUAL!!!
LunarEclipse135 2 years ago 7
Has anybody thought about 'PRRROMOTION!' would make a good 'OBJECTION!' for Robotnik?
HYPERIndustries 2 years ago 8
HOLD IT!
Phoenix: ... pingas?
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: The defense will refrain from using such language in court!
Phoenix: But I was just...
Judge: *shakes head* Another outburst like that and I won't be so forgiving, Mr. Wright. *penaltied*
xRed5433x 2 years ago 13
I hate when they penalize you for pressing.
NoGirlsOnTheInternet 2 years ago 2
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
madcat0479 2 years ago
HOLD IT!!!
Phoenix: Why You Say PINGAS?!
Robotnik: Hap-Piness!
DiegoFox4 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
fudenciox1 2 years ago
Wright:OBJECTION!
Why is "ping as" Highlight in a different color!?
Robotnik:PINGAS!
projackX 2 years ago 5
OBJECTION!
This prove anything, he´s a narcise and nazist, and he hated the two victims, and they´re found dead 10 minutes after he said pingas, and this is illegal you know!
TAKE THAT!
fireware1 2 years ago 7
OBJECTION!
...
*GUTSMAN'S ASS*
NoGirlsOnTheInternet 2 years ago 2
Your Honor, I Object!
Why is that?
Because it's devastating to my case!
This needed at least on Liar Liar joke. lol
DarkLordSelrahc 2 years ago
Pingas Examination
Veke99 2 years ago
HOLD IT!!!!1!
You said that Scrath and Grounder were snopping, but this PINGAS prove that they were rapped and killed at the same time, with means you rapped them!
fireware1 2 years ago 4
OBJECTION!!!!
Throughout his entire career, Robotnik never openly rapped to anybody. Therefore we can conclude that the culprit who "rapped and killed" Scratch and Grounder was in fact..........EMINEM!!!!
DarkLordSelrahc 2 years ago 7
OBJECTION!!! *waves finger while talking*
My trump card on this case: PINGAS
ShakeITyEA 2 years ago 3
ABSTAINED!
darthcolonius 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
Phoenix: What do you mean "snooping as usual"? How often they were doing this?
Robotnik: I think IT'S OVER 9000!
speiderman8 2 years ago 4
OBJECTION !!
Scratch has been raped by his own will
you can see him smiling on this photographic proof!!
DamnDudeDoh 2 years ago 3
lol pingas is highlighted because it is "important"
EdikShepherd 2 years ago 2
Phoenix: OBJECTION! "My Client Dr. Ivo Rrrrrobotnik! has been acused of such crime of finding Scratch and Grounder SnooPING AS Usual in his lab but how does that prove Robotnik had raped them?"
-OBJECTION!-
Edgeworth: "But that does not state anything toward the matter he said PINGAS intendly! That could also prove he was thinking of the crime!"
-OBJECTION!-
"NO. My Client Intends to say PINGAS because he gives himself Prrrrrrrromotions All the time to his astounding PINGAS."
ShippoFoxDemons 2 years ago 68
OBJECTION!
Pheonix: Mr. Robotnik, we have scanned both Scratch and Grounder and found that none of them were snooping. We can do that, you know, with microscopes!
Robotnik: What!? Your microscopes must be wrong! Even Coconuts could figure that out!
Pheonix: And where is Coconuts, Mr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: There he is. *points at prosecution's client*
RedChimp28 2 years ago 8
OBJECTION!
According to our records, Robotnik, you have given yourself a promotion on multiple occasions. Are you not aware that one can only be promoted by one's boss?
holyhandgrenade999 2 years ago 22
This has been flagged as spam show
ERECTION!
Kingofeurope 2 years ago
Why did people thumb down your comment?...I thought it was a good pun.
RadicalLightning 2 years ago
Could have been better
BlackYoshiPunker 2 years ago 2
HOLD IT!!!
Phoenix: But what were you doing before you caught scratch and grounder snooping?
Robotnik: I was demoting Coconuts to scrub monkey 3rd class and sending him to mop up the dungeon.
Phoenix: You see, your Honor, there was someone else there that day of the murder!
therunningfish 2 years ago 158
@therunningfish
Edgeworth: OBJECTION! He sent him to the dungeon before the deaths of Scratch and Grounder! So he was the only one in the room during the time of their deaths and THUS HE KILLED THEM!
Phoenix: WHAT?!?
Robotnik: Bu-THE-WH-WHA-SNO-PIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! *faints*
Judge: Well, in that case, I decree Dr. Robotnik...GUILTY of murder and Phoenix of trying to blame Coconuts. Coconuts, we'll give you Robotnik's lair!
Coconuts: YEAH, YEAH! TAKE THAT ROBOTNIK!!!
kingvideogames 1 month ago
PINGASION !
LeSeulMaruhai 2 years ago 7
GOTCHA! Just now you used your vocal chords to say "PINGAS".
Ashemayu 2 years ago
HOLD IT!
How come you clearly say PINGAS on pretty much every "This video contains [Insert popular show, song or game here]"?
TAKE THAT!
nerserus2 2 years ago 6
OBJECTION!
This video contains your face does not include pingas in it.
DarkLordSelrahc 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!
VaderNES 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
I object, that was..........objectionable!
DarkLordSelrahc 2 years ago
PINGJECTION !
your PINGAS is at the bottom of this video contains your face , right at the mouth.
mody1710 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
What were you doing at the bottom of this video?!
You were snooPING AS usual?
zigmus007 2 years ago
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
sikproductions1221 2 years ago
OBJECTION!!!!!!
CrazyMario5 2 years ago
HOLD IT!
Robotnik sais "snooPING AS usual" therefore (dramatic pause) HE DID NOT SEXUALLY HARASS SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
OBJECTION!
Are you sure about that, just listen to how many times he said pingas in this testimony.
Robotnik's verdict: GUILTY
DarkLordSelrahc 2 years ago 8
OBJECTION
TheMarioMan1 2 years ago
OVERRULED!
Pimpmastahanhduece 2 years ago
darn.
TheMarioMan1 2 years ago
-ERECTION
your pingas was too small
why do I know this?
TAKE THAT!!...
-mister PINGAS you has no prove
... mmmmm morshu is the best
narutouzumakidel1900 2 years ago
Robotnik's testimony about public indecency:
"I've had to give myself an ERECTION.
And so... MASTURBATION!!!
Unfortunately, someone passed by when I said...
MY PINGAS! HOLD IT!"
TryAgainProductions 2 years ago
HOLD IT! Why did u say that?
Robotnik: Because I like 2 say PINGAS.
*Starts to sweat* U like to say pingas?
Robotnik: Yes, I like 2 say it whenever I can.
...
Edgeworth: ...
The judge: ...
The jury: ...
Robotnik: PINGAS!
scimanexe 2 years ago 4
OBJECTION! r u sure u said 'snooPING AS usual i see'?
Robotnic:.. yes...
well, according to this microphone, all u said was PINGAS!
Robotnic: PINGAS!!!
Edgeworth: OBJECTION! this has nothing to w/ the case.
Yes, it does. And i'll show u the proof [select proof] TAKE THAT! according to morshu's autopsy report, there was a machine labeled ROBOTNIK BOMB w/ robotniks fingerprints in morshu (dont ask where) the bomb was set to blow when Robotnik says PINGAS and only PINGAS!
Robotnik: NOOOOOOOO!
scimanexe 2 years ago 4
Edgeworth: So you were snooPINGAS as usual i see Pheonix Wright!
WindWalker940 2 years ago 4
Look who's talking Edgeworth
scimanexe 2 years ago 2
YOUR NOT FUNNY
WindyWheel678 2 years ago
HOLD IT! What made u think i was trying to be funny? maybe i just wanted to have an imaginary trial w/ robonik. and anyway, i got 2 thumbs up on each of my comments.
scimanexe 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
still not funny
WindyWheel678 2 years ago
didn't u hear what i just said?
scimanexe 2 years ago
yeah noone cares either sorry
WindyWheel678 2 years ago
PINGASJECTION!
Scratch and Grounder ill plead guilty to all charges! Take em away...
LockedPig 2 years ago
HOLD IT!!
You caught Scratch and Grounder snooping, but in our previous testimony with Sonic the Hedgehog, he claimed at around that time, they were getting royally owned by Morshu!
Do you have any proof Mr. Wright?
Of course judge
Here, look at Robotnik's PINGAS!
*entire crowd starts whispering to eachother
zendro 2 years ago 7
OBJECTION!
That statement is fallible to say the least. As you know, Mr Wright, Morshu offers freedom from ownage, as long as it is paid without credit. How, then, could these events logically occur at the same time? Robotnik would buy ownage freedom before even getting owned. The two testimonies cannot go with each other without proper dating. I don't quite support your theory, but let's press on this matter. Robotnik?
YES!
When did this Snooping/ownage occur?
When I was catching Sonic!
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago
OBJECTION!!
Yes Edgeworth, but you forgot one little important detail...
It ALSO seems that the king was epicly battling Ganon at the same time, thus causing an earthquake that reached mobius, and robotnik is too fat not to mention it'd be hard to try to catch sonic with that weight, but with an EARTHQUAKE going on?
zendro 2 years ago
RRRrrrr...
HOLD ON!
If there was really an earthquake. I would like to see the damage. As it would appear, there is no evidence of a mass earthquake that would actually hinder anything. It may have been a magnitude 1, but that couldn't be felt by humans. I'm afraid you've run yourself up against a wall, Pheonix. Unless you can show me evidence of the earthquake, you're losing by a mile.
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago
*nods head
It's right here, the proof of the earhtquake happening is...
Select answer below
TAKE THAT!
This is Mama Luigi's football, which was in radius of the earthquake, and what do you see? Crack marks that HAD to be left over from the earthquake!
zendro 2 years ago
OBJECTION! As anyone can see, a sagnip would easily seal up an earthquake. Robotnik has been credited to know sagnip. Think back to all the fads. Can't you see that this is useless? Almost every fad has been reversed. PINGAS is no difference. Besides, I didn't deny the existence of an earthquake. I said it wan't that a MASS earthquake hit. What damage can a football do to Robotnik's catching Sonic anyway, when it can be nulled so easily.
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago
Wait...Wasn't Rotonik cancelled on tv like a decade ago?
THAT MEANS HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING SONIC
Even if he still is popular among the hearts of youtube poopers, nobody really cares about sonic
In fact...
We just left him to rot with Sega!
Judge: It's true Edgeworth. I just visited Sega yesterday as a friendly visit from Capcom. They were beating Sonic with a whip and forcing him to do stuff for the next crap game
zendro 2 years ago 2
Doesn't anybody have a concept of a personal life anymore?
Who do you think got Sonic to "rot with Sega?" by the time Sonic would have tried to escape, they called Dr. Robotnik because Eggman was....well, Eggman. Only Robotnik had pursued Sonic enough to know his moves. Robotnik was catching Sonic EACH TIME HE TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM SEGA!
Judge:!!!!Is this true?!
Yes, I'm afraid it is. Think of all the evidence. The PINGAS, the bombs, the dashen, it all points to Robotnik catching Sonic!
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago 2
Wait...Who am I defending again?
this all just started from a random comment, and its as if though it were a real Phoenix Wright game
LOL
It all reminds me of how this all started...
(NAO U MAKE UP TEH FLASHBACK....but be fair about it and gimmeh some advanteges 2 plz D:)
zendro 2 years ago
HOLD IT!!
You caught Scratch and Grounder snooping, but in our previous testimony with Sonic the Hedgehog, he claimed at around that time, they were getting royally owned by Morshu!
Do you have any proof Mr. Wright?
Of course judge
Here, look at Robotnik's PINGAS!
*entire crowd starts whispering to eachother
[THAT WAS THE FLASHBACK]
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago
Okay in that case
because all our commented are jammed up in the comment pages...I only have one thing to say
blame scratch, grounder, coconut, sonic, and tails
Robotnik is innocent
THE END
zendro 2 years ago 2
That's what PINGAS has been trying to tell you!
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago
*world explodes
zendro 2 years ago 2
OBJECTION! Phoenix:Just how could robotnik fit this so called "Pingas" in the wall
Robotnik: well first of all i didn't it was scratch and grounder who put my latest invention the "pingas 2000" in the wall
HOLD IT!
Phoenix:(hmmm this case is driving me crazy first Bombs,then Dinner, and now PINGAS geez i need a new job)
OldAS220 2 years ago 2
OBJECTION!
Judge: Yes, Mr Wright?
Phoenix: PINGAS
Edgeworth: Aaaaaaargh!
Greatbonzz 2 years ago 9
SnooPING AS usual I see!
Scratch/Grounder: OBJECTION!!!
epicsidekick 2 years ago 2
HOLD IT! When exactly did this snooping occur.
Robotnik: Right when Coconuts was wiping up the dashen.
Hmm..you said you discovered this, but you also told earlier of how they stumbled into your room, meaning that you couldn't have discovered it!
Robotnik:!!!
So you thought you could fool everyone by playing dumb? Well, it seems that the only thing that's happened is that you left out one important detail: How could they be snoopingas if they only SNOOPED!
Jugde: Robotnik is innocent!
WON!
Ganonmustdie2 2 years ago 9
OBJECTION!
Robotnik said "snooPING AS usual" therefore he did not sexually harass Scratch and Grounder.
DarkLordSelrahc 3 years ago 9
TAKE THAT!!
but he said it in a very suspicious way...
MinionPoopsYou 3 years ago
"Darnit...his pingas sounds solid...think Wright! There has to be a hole in his pingas somewhere...maybe I should listen to it again..."
EvilWireman 3 years ago 77
Amazing?
kittymeow002 2 years ago
PING-YES
htftyut6 2 years ago 2
Yes!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
mtallmen184 2 years ago
@EvilWireman LOOOOOL.
You made me laugh sooooooooo hard. "THERE HAS TO BE A HOLE IN HIS PINGAS SOMEWHERE...MAYBE I SHOULD LISTEN IT AGAIN" rofl.
LUIGI2323FUN 1 year ago
OBJECTION!
Scratch and Grounder are robots! There's no way they could be snooping!
The only thing snooping here ... IS YOUR LIES!
*Court crowd murmur*
SAMagic 3 years ago 4
OBJECTION The Three Laws of Robotics created by asimov dont mention nothing about snooping, so they could do it.
*Court crowd murmur*
Luixmai 3 years ago 5
OBJECTION!
Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed pingas, pingas's would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Pingas" ten years ago. And they make a good pingas. Hell, I almost felt pingas myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed pingas, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Pingas. Pingas is a Pingas from the planet Pingas. But Pingas lives on the planet Pingas. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
moneymandate 3 years ago 13
@moneymandate Sonic: *drops in* Strange, isn't it?
kingvideogames 1 month ago
Oh god, this is so awesome and open to so many jokes...
Actually, someone should make a YTP based around this idea. (take note, YTPers)
TheTimeDevourer 3 years ago
OBJECTION!
phoenixfirex 3 years ago
Exhibit A, Fox fur, found near the crime scene
Exhibit B, the remains of scratch and grounder.
iherduliekmudkips69 3 years ago
judge:i don't think that turns over anything *explosion on questiom mark*
robloxt97 3 years ago
so...anthing else that can't over turn anything? wright?...or your just scared? cmon show evidence that someone else did it >:D
robloxt97 3 years ago
OBJECTION! (PINGAS!) Dr.Robotinic cares too much about pingas for that to make sense!
corygunso 3 years ago
and what do you mean by that?......
robloxt97 3 years ago
@ robloxt97
He says Pingas a lot! He even makes pingas songs! *Judge shocked* *Pingas'd cornered theme plays*
foxskywalker64 3 years ago 2
OBJECTION!
your honor Robotnik, said they were Snooping as usual, but he said it to make it sound like snooPING AS usual I see, that means their usually trying to found something about the missing pingas Robotnik was accused of stealing, when Robotnik found them snooPING AS usual, he had to shut them up so he killed them.
iherduliekmudkips69 3 years ago
Miles:*OBJECTION!*how can you be so sure?...well..scratch could be looking for bolts?...well mudkip?....feeling shocked? do you have anything to contradict it?
robloxt97 3 years ago
Mudkip: Your sonics two tailed freind, why would you help robotnik, are trying to cover up something he did!?
iherduliekmudkips69 3 years ago
*sweats*ho..how did you know..i did not kill sonic!..but why did he get shot D: i did not have a shot gun or anything...
robloxt97 3 years ago
Miles (been a while raight? :o)....Huh..Dont let the name decive you boy *TAKE THAT* then what are these bolts laying on the ground....THERE GROUNDERS SPARE PARTS *Suspence theme*
robloxt97 2 years ago
OBJECTION!
No one had cut the monitors!
AnnuallySadPoet 3 years ago
OBJECTION! Scratch and Grounder were dead before you got out of your coma! Your PINGAS is invalid!
Inferape94 3 years ago
OBJECTION! Scratch and Grounder were not snooPINGAS usual, they were attempting to defeat sonic with a harebrained scheme that included a box and a free chili-dogs sign!
Your Honor! I hereby find the defendant, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, a PINGAS
carnyzzle 3 years ago
*Present: Chocolate Covered Cock*
Your honor this pingas clearly reveals the contradiction in the witnesses testimony!
Ghorel 3 years ago 8
THIS TESTIMONY IS SOLID!
I must find a weak point somewhere else in it.
IAMJEWELMAN 3 years ago 2
OBJECTION!
the pingas is true, and scratch was smiling at the scene, grounder was only listening, which means....they WERE snooPINGAS usual
VGameBusters 3 years ago 2
HOLD IT!!!!!
My client was only directing a proper statement!! NOT calling anyone a Pingas! This proves his innocent!
"I declare Dr. Ivo Robotnik NOT Guilty but for everyone to praise his glorious creativity" *courtroom applause and people crying*
EmperorFranky 3 years ago 5
OBJECTION
This courtroom is madness wright!!! Trying to prove the innocence of a blue hedgehog murdering fat guy!!!!!And clearly if you look closely in the statement "snooPING AS usual" wright you'll find something intresting do you mr.Ivo Robotnik?
Robotnik:NO * 7 psycho locks appear* xD
gunsofthemamaluigi 3 years ago
OBJECTION!!
If that was so, then why is the PINGAS so obviously emphasized? Mr. Robotnik was obviously insulting his robotic lackeys on a subconscious level.
Legendary231 3 years ago
snoo pingas usual
IAMPINGAS 3 years ago
PINGERS! PENISH! PINGAS! epic vid
DXSnakeEater 3 years ago
OBJECTION!
thats not what you did with your pingas last night ROBOTNICK!
Animefreak48312 3 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
What is his obsession with Penis?
Mistertbones 3 years ago
You mean PINGAS.
Angus13 3 years ago
If I want to say penis, I can say penis.
Mistertbones 3 years ago
=/
No PRRRRRROMOTION for you.
Angus13 3 years ago 15
OBJECTION!!!
Dr Robotnik....*points finger* DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS PINGAS!?!?!?!
dbz5450 3 years ago 8
This contradicts the witness's pingas!
lolzallen 3 years ago
Objection!
Mr. Robotnik, your saying Scratch and Grounder were snooPINGAS usual, but how could they have been snooPINGAS usual, if they were both already dead!?
PENAMAT 3 years ago 7
*mad gibberish*
Raymond670 3 years ago
CURSES! I hate that Lawyer!
Shmegleskimo 3 years ago
*pheonix write takes of a mask and is realy sonic*
TheMightyWatcher 3 years ago 2
their PINGAS were snooping!
619killa888 3 years ago
Objection! They can't be dead, because they're robots! Robots can be fixed, you know.
Wielder432 3 years ago 2
Wielder, I think you deserve a Prrrrrrromotion!
Gindelbi 3 years ago 2
OBJECTION! While that may be so, they could have been broken at the time!
KumaOso16 3 years ago
faily good nice edite on the writeing