I'm Not Paying $500 to Watch Douchebags Eat Turkey - Dragon Boy Suede

[dragonboysuede]

Thanks for the kind words y'all! This song was inspired by my girlfriend at the the time. I heard her yell that from another room while she was shopping online for flights.

[gnome95]

how does this only have 9.000 views?

[rr0ber4]

man, if only this song had more plugs

[Phished123]

So many good punchlines. Pretty sure my favorite is "get on the plane, no leg room/ damn baby cryin, get back in the womb!"

[HankTh3Dwarf]

genius. this should be enjoyed throughout the year and not just in late November

[Kenleypolanco96]

why are these airlines..tryin to work me??

[classof77]

"I don't even like my relatives anyway / Why do you think I live so far away?"

[GomezVendable]

dbs you should do more shows ! i would love to see you live i love your stand up and your songs you should come to the mid west and ill go see you for sure!

[OGYOSHI0007]

wheres quit playing video games??

[dragonboysuede]

Good ear! I love the Biz and that stripped down sound. I'll look into that Queens Bday thing, might have to write a song about it....Thanks for listening!

[Hostile]

Sick retro beat, I love it. Way too much production on shit today, this is more like Biz Markee era shit.

Also, speaking from the advantaged position of a non-colonial, you Americans are suckers for celebrating Thanksgiving. Why don't you just celebrate the Queen's birthday like every other civilised nation? God save her gracious majesty, etc.