The MPG List (Grab a Pencil and Paper)

[patsrule1112]

1 week stay on my diet/buy a ps3

1 month lose 10 pounds

3 months lose 10 more pounds

1 year get a gf

5 years win the lottery

[kristy2120]

what a great video. thanks for your advice. good luck! 

[COEXISTential]

Interesting, but Oh God I want to correct your grammar and word usage - especially 'attribute' in this case.'

[cowsrcool7658]

make sure you take a shit before you weigh yourself so your lighter lol

[Me5370]

I am sure this question has already been answered and I missed it. I do a list today, do I make a totally new one next week, all five levels?

[thegame245]

I just found out phillip defrance makes over $180,000 a year off of youtube!! WTF man that just aint Fair!!! Man that aint Fair!!!

[uhgfdsa123]

@thegame245 Well I know how you feel, but that's about what the top YouTube celebrities make. Are you cool with Charlie Sheen making 1.8 million for every episode of Two and a Half Men last year?

[thegame245]

@uhgfdsa123 what do you think?? i make fucken $10 dollars an hour doing what i do and this fucken bastard makes 1.8 million a show.. how the fuck you think i feel man?? lol

[uhgfdsa123]

@thegame245 Man, I'm not disagreeing with you. I make $8.00 dollars an hour. But, why go after Phil? Do you know what Shane Dawson made last year off of YouTube? I'm just saying Phil puts on a good show, and instead of targeting him, maybe we should be asking how we can have so much income inequality in general. When I found out Charlie Sheen made 1.8 million per episode, it made me so f***ing sick that I haven't watched one since. And, I won't. But, everybody else still watches the show.

[thegame245]

@uhgfdsa123 im not hating bro... i just think it aint fair that he can simply make so much money doing something so easy while i have to bust my ass just to support myself.... i have no idea what a news anchor makes problaby over 100k a year.... im assuming....

[uhgfdsa123]

@thegame245 Yeah, I know what u mean.

[uhgfdsa123]

@thegame245 And, do you know what news anchors make? At least Phil writes his own material.

[broncosmania23]

Philip I'm glad you gave a visualization of your MPG llist. I have had endless lists of goals in my head that have NEVER come to life because I would never write them down. That is until now I finally have set out to write down my goals and break them down similar to yours - 3 month, 6 month, 1 year, 5 year etc. I currently am doing a lifestyle change in order to achieve my goals. My progress is being documented at lifestyledesignexperiment dot blogspot dot com. Thanks again Philly!

[CJTVZ]

woah your right. 5 years ago, i was only 9 years old, still in elementary school. In 5 years, i'll be in college... woah...

[XDarkXXReaperX]

BOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!

[dk12553]

iTS BEEN A MONTH AND YOU HAVENT POSTED A UPADE ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT OR ANYTHING DID YOU GIVE UP OR WHAT???

[skbcool]

Thank you. Started mine and finished already! Can't wait to post it on my wall.

[666alex27]

5 years ago = I want to have finished Med School D:

[kriskahn21]

I'm about a month behind in watching this video, but I did it with you! Such a wonderful, positive video and message!

[RAPISTNEAR]

I adore you with all of my heart. Thank you for remaining your genuine self throughout the years.

[terrycruzer]

bro ur inspring da hell out of me i got alil bit of a plan all my goals r aimin 2 b a writer i got writers block kinda bad right now but i got a nice scfi story & afew comci hero ideas so hopefully n5 yrs ill b able 2 come on ur show & talk bout a book or comic ive wrote ^^

[LunaTheGreat]

LOVE C25K! Such a good program! It is really, quite possibly, one of the best running programs I've ever tried. And I mean that in that I've actually been sticking with it.

Bravo sir.

[YourStepDad01]

go fuck yourself, phil

[WorldOfKaroo]

1 week - find a unicorn, kick dad in shins

1 month - have said unicorn cross with already captured Pegasus, eat todd-stool stew to keep my back hair from growing back.

3 months - propose to a rock, further my career to professional ass wiper, throw lug nuts at pedestrians.

1 year - yell at a statue, hit cones on a construction site, have starring contest w/ myself

5 years - put first rock baby on unipeg - take a picture, dig up a full grown tree - live in the roots, divorce rock for weeds.

[blondethreat]

@WorldOfKaroo i LOVE it! lol

[LAMCL23]

I've been watching you for over a year now!! So much has changed for me, so much has changed for you...So much has changed for the masses, I'm sure. One year ago, I didn't have any goals...But as this year passed, everything I have ever wanted thus far has happened for me. Now I can want for new things! <3 Peace <3

[leanslackingteen]

dam you phil, making me plan. LOL jk you are truly an inspiration, i think i might just have to join you on your health crusade xD

[Kleety]

so guys... lets work on the 1 million views.

refresh, refresh, refresh...

[bensdad75]

Inspiring



[BoundReality]

1 Week - Eat healthier

1 Month - Get recommendation letters from my professors for my Hollywood Internship application. Finish Application for Internship.

3 Months - Be done with finals. Have lost 20 lbs. Hopefully be in the process of preparing for the internship

1 Year - Have graduated with a fantastic internship (or two) under my belt. Have a job in the career path I want.

5 Years - Because this is so difficult, I just want to say that I'm happy with where my life is going.

[sweetsakura0587]

Hey Phillip, so I just got into your show and I admire not only your silliness but also you're more "serious" insights. Awesomeness...x

[ThePro777Gamer555]

I'm part of your core audience.

Yay!

[vikkid10]

1 week- job grades drama club

1month- jog grades drama club

3months- grades, know what college i'm going to and get accepted.

1year- starting college, new job

5 years- GRADUATE COLLEGE!

[HilariousShortFilms]

i feel like this is something theyed make us do in school when we have a substitute lol. Oh god, fit for life all over again!

Love your videos though.

[HilariousShortFilms]

i feel like this is something theyed make us do in school when we have a substitute lol. Oh god, fit for life all over again!

[AMuncherOfPizza]

Ohh in 5 year I want to be sponcored for filming skateboarding.

[AMuncherOfPizza]

1week--bike 30min(4miles) a day

3months--I really want to make a YouTube channel were I will actually make videos

1year--Figure out my stuiped cameras problem--maybe do the photography course at Langton collage--go to high school

5years--hmmm..this is a tough one

[kittkiat]

1 week - finish watching the men who stare at goats

1 month - make it through first few weeks of school without shooting someone

3 months - make A honor roll

1 year - be able to make youtube videos

5 years - see my older sister at my high school graduation

[BoredManPerson]

most..boring..episode..evar..

[TheAimerzz]

Great idea. I'm going to make my own MPG list. xD

I totally agree with you it's very important to at least plan something out for the future. When I don't have a plan I seem to not do many productive things for my self in the long run.. ,so planning is a must for me.

I'm looking forward to seeing your new shows. :D

[svolgasts]

awww i thought it was multiplayer game list... so dissapointed

[VictoryFire88]

1 Week - Lose some more weight ( I'm down to 125. :D )

1 Month -Get a job and a boyfriend

3 Months-Still be with a good guy, maybe in love? lol

1 year - finished with first year of college, be divorced from my ex.

5 years- be married for a second time, have a well paying job and have one child to raise. :D

[Thetruepianoman]

1 week-kick ass( buy a conector for my computer to my guitar)

1 month-learn some new piano peices

3 months-revise, get a job and kick ass

1 year-go to sixth form and kick ass

5 years-be succesful and ... yep you guessed it , kick ass :D

[NuclearTNTman]

1 Week - Finish math

1 Month - Kick butt in karate

3 Months - Finish 2nd math book, finish anatomy, And Spanish

1 Year - Go to College try to get somewhere in life. So far I"m not going anywhere in life.

5 Years Everyone in my family working for me.

[shallwethen]

@NuclearTNTman Kudos!

[giantfishhat]

1 week - tired

1 month - tired

3 months - tired

1 year - tired

5 years - snap out of eet

[beallhigh26]

1 week - pay deposit for umpire school

1 month - get some experience officiating games

3 months - have enough money to pay for umpire school entirely

1 year - be a professional baseball umpire

5 years - rich mother fucker(i don't plan that far ahead)

[jaytook2]

1 week - work on my YT channel / help improve sales at work

1 month- gain more subs / be close to my promotion

3 months- have a steady scheduel for YT / in Training for GM or about to start

1 year- double my subs (at least) / have my own store at work

5 years- making vids regularly and using YT to move forward in life / still working for my job as GM ... or high?

[BriTeeDubs]

1 week- Spending time with my Bavarian boyfriend.

1 month- Getting decent grades in school. As in no C's this year.

3 months- Same shit ^

1 year- Applying for/looking at colleges

5 years- Relaxing on the beach in Australia.

[manA7Xiac]

talking about my goals? its middle school councling all over again...

[robyn2309]

what is the app thing his was talking about?

[linkmaster69]

1 week - Buy COD7

1 mouth - Finish my house plan

3 mouth - My R rate for the current session must be at lest 30

1 Year - Had my first professional boxing fight

5 years - Have my master in architecture

[Arthures123]

@linkmaster69 see that would work if COD7 (aka Black ops) was out in 1 week but its not =((

[TheWrinkledCheese]

GFYS Phil. lol Off to watch blackbox

[BGSgman]

Cough *Dan Brown Copy* Cough

[TheDeenaG]

@BGSgman how?!

[silverfishes]

I'm only 12 now, but I hope that in five years i will have started my own production company and have a studio with lights and green screens and fancy things. So basically I am striving to be a filmmaker in five years. Yeah.

[shadowsk8ersmiley]

@silverfishes You want to own a company at the age of 17? jeez im 17 and my goal is to get to school on time

[militaryjetx]

I lose my papers a lot. This will be a problem for me.

[juliakrause88]

Phil I have also been doing couch to 5k it is a pretty awesome program, thanks for mentioning it and getting me into it :) I had a question, I finished the three week ones, I don't think I am ready for week 2 yet. Do I try it or do week one again? What did you do? Thanks!

[sxechris92]

I missed you man, I have a LOT of catching up to do

[videbobage]

Hey Phil, great effort! I hope it helps people to help themselves - but why focus on fitness and especially weight that much? Brains is very important, too.

My suggestion: Guys out there do something about Your electronics skills. There's so much help out there on the net. Or how about programming? Sure it will take some effort and stamina but projects like that help boost self confidence while being of use on the job at the same time! And don't forget to go sailing.

[cccxaaaxmmm]

Go fuck yourself phil. Just kidding. it was interesting :P

[redKELLYMHRCH]

1 week - stay with my GF

1 month - stay with my GF

3 months - stay with my GF

1 year - stay with my GF

5 years - marry my GF

yes, ive got it bad and im proud

[ShelbyKate1218]

hey phil =)

i'm in the process of applying to colleges and finishing out my senior year, so life is getting crazy and unorganized. i love the pyrimid idea! i think it will really help me stay on track this year and for the next few. this video has really inspired me to keep up with everything. thanks bunches!

i love your show btw!!!

[baconfromhell666]

5 year goal - be awesome

[deathtopopstars]

@baconfromhell666 achieved :)

[ydesy]

phil has been arrested for trying to build a pyramidal cult centered around loosing weight and sending him cash to fix his tax issues.... :P

[GiggleBerrys]

should it be 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years?, 3 months is dumb

[elmosmith]

definitely gonna give this a try. Thanks phil!

x

[adibo0o0]

my 5 year goall is to get laid every 4 seconds im already at 1 year wait g2g gotta get laid cya

[delta3eight]

My 5 year goal is to get laid.

[lookiss33]

@delta3eight lmao i cracked up when i read this!

[maahdiii]

@delta3eight Selfpwn win. 

[aflamevs2005]

what if my goal was to not get cancer... and i got cancer

can i freak out then?

[Metroid02099]

1 Week: Eat healthy, get back to working on script.

1 Month: Start 2nd Act of script, Start Youtube channel.

3 Months: Finish first draft, lose 15 lbs, reach 100 subs.

1 Year: Lose 20 lbs, Finish final draft, thousand subs.

5 Years: Finish first feature film, be in better shape, finish School.

(Is it wrong that school is one of my least priorities?)

Thanks for this Phil, I definitely think this will help. I just hope I can follow through.

[elmosmith]

@Metroid02099 i'm sure there's tablets you can take for the last line you wrote.

[Tennessegal]

This is very interesting Phil! And inspiring :D

[CMOcamaro]

you are very inspiring thank you phil... you is mah hero!

[Scelton315]

1 week - Have 100 views on my 2 newest videos and get all my homework done 1 month - Get 50 subscribers, a few 100 views on my videos and to start some of my upcoming projects 3 months 100 to 200 subs and 1000 views and to finish my book 1 year - Get partnership, do more activities and more books 5 years - Perform Mind Kontrol on ze world!

[EpicYumminess]

1 week- become a zoombie

1 month- eat all of the posers

3 months- eat everyone in canada

1 year- take over canada

5 years- turn the mooses there into robot eatting zoombies...oh yeah i went here...sorry

I know im lame. XD

[thatFINA]

@EpicYumminess CANADA WILL EAT YOU xD

[BlizzTraining]

hi phil.. prolly this will not be read but in anycase some time ago i read you stopped p90x because you felt you were not fit enough for it. just wanted to say you should do less reps but stick to it because it works. any sort of exercise is great but p90x is amazing. Goodluck

[athleticchik2]

i might do couch to 5k wen it cools off. because i live in texas and the only time i hav to do it, is wen its 103-105 degrees outside. and i hav asthma so i would probly kill myself trying.

[mbuzekismusic]

I see a Sharpie pen!

[Fellowes1985]

At the job that I work at you have to get a Physical for every 2yrs. So if you smoke loffty amounts of weed and eat healthy an right does that still counts as a deit.

[Superdeduper739]

1 week-5 years from now: don't fail school

[boomerxxx]

Well. Good luck, or something. I know what I wanna be doing in 5 years, but ... w/e.

[lzygoalmstr3]

1 Week - Obtain ability to go to Mars

1 Month - Take off in spaceship to go to Mars

3 Months - Land on Mars, find an alien, and punch him in the face.

1 Year - Start interplanetary war with Mars

5 Years - Return home a Hero

[GlavePvP]

thank you phil this has helped me set a few goals that i will do or at least get close to

[Arbaz1704]

1 Week - Watch PhillyD Show

1 Month - Watch PhillyD Show

3 Months - Watch PhillyD Show

1 Year - Watch PhillyD Show

5 Years - Watch PhillyD Show

:)

[sonicwind917]

@Arbaz1704

PhillyD SHALL NEVER DIE..........plz T_T

[Gvf77x]

@Arbaz1704 Hey! You copied my list! ;)

[thehaloofthesun]

Good for you Phil, Imma gonna do some goals too

[Maxi3110]

at 4:00 I thought I wanna be as excited about what I'm doing once in my life, to exactly have THAT LOOK hah.

[bob4c89]

1 week-become depressed

1 month-kill myself

3 months-become a zombie

1 year-kill everyone in canada (cause canada is bad)

5 years-end all of humanity

[gishgos]

1 week- discover the secret to warping time

1 month- there will be no month because time will have been warped and a new set of rues will be placed in.

[mradamman26]

GO FUCK YA SELF , no just kidding that was really interesting and I think I might make one of these soon :D

[zallyxd]

watch out what you wish for, your wishes may become true ;)

[litterboxcatband]

go fuck yourself Phil... just kidding, it is interesting!

[TheBreakfloornerd]

@litterboxcatband that doesnt make any sence

[litterboxcatband]

@TheBreakfloornerd you have to watch his entire video for it to make senSe

[Dooziepop]

I got out the pen and paper and made a list phil, thanks for the encouragement. Much respect to you for having goals and getting things done, I need to do more of that.

[Enduratrum]

Marry Lindsay on there?

[LooneyToole]

are you manorexic or something? because your already slim

[bv90andy]

what do I do if I don't have any goals for my near or far away future?

[triplescience]

Less weight = less relatability = less popularity!

[tigermantigerman1]

@triplescience it might be true...to most people...not that i would have anything like....stfu :D

[triplescience]

@tigermantigerman1 I was just speaking generally that theres a reason imperfect people tend to make it further in comedy than chiseled jaw model types. Not me either though. I would happily gargle Phil's sack and plunder the deepest chasms of his ass whatever he looks like. Although if he was a little chubby it might make me feel better about my grotesque inadequacy. Hope you have a nice day. x

[tigermantigerman1]

@triplescience no, i get that, im not a retard (if you know what i mean), i was just making a joke and it seems like a failed.

[triplescience]

@tigermantigerman1 Lol cool. Have a nice week babe. xxx

[tigermantigerman1]

@triplescience not a girl....(and if that was sarcasm, you need to say it, becouse noone knows in youtube)

[triplescience]

@tigermantigerman1 I know you're not a girl. No one that uses the fucking internet ever is. Hence why Habbo hotel works so well. Bloody hell can't a dude call a dude babe without the other dude automatically assuming that the first dude wants to impale him with his meaty girder?

[macnerdette]

marry linz?

[Dillonnolan08]

@macnerdette yeah he didnt even mention her!! WHAT A BASTARD!!!!

[xSadisticXBribri666x]

@Dillonnolan08 ._. He shouldn't have to mention her at all times. I'm pretty sure my bf doesn't mention me 24/7, and I don't mention him 24/7. If we did, we'd be bored out of our minds & some ppl are smart and don't want to get married too soon.... besides, that'd be stalker-creepy O.o

[Greenlightandgo]

Watched this first in my truck then later did the pyramid at home. Marathon and an Ironman both made the list. Did my first 10km earlier today. 8 months ago I couldn't run to save my life. Goals = success. Phil you're awesome.

[omgbunnies8]

GO PHIL!

[TMGMusic]

Thanks Phil!

[omgLaurent]

@minmatartrasher so... Just water and milk?ill try it xD if i dont loose 10pounds i sue you

[marcuspinson]

1 week- work on my wardrobe for steamcon

1 month- help get the mosque at ground zero cleared

3 months- learn arabic

1 year- become a private military contractor

5 years- kill osama bin laden and help null the conflict in the middle east

[MinmatarThrasher]

If you're a guy and you want to lose weight. Stop drinking sodas. Simple as that. You'll lose 10 pounds in a month from just not drinking sodas. You don't even have to change your diet or exercise. Just stop drinking sodas and amaze yourself.

[thrivis]

Recently I read writing down goals is powerful - a lot of getting shit done is planning and taking timely steps like you wrote down. I did this while I watched the video lol - I hope it helps me out :)

[zweetcottoncandy]

i can jugle....

[PanjshirProductions]

Miles per gallon?

[MacCartneyVlogs]

At 4:56, does anyone else think that it sounds like Predator? Or some kind of robot :P

WAIT!!!!! ITS THE ROBOT NAZI'S, WHO ARE ALSO ZOMBIES!!!!!! RUN PHIL RUN!!!! XD

[StrumItOut]

phil you dont look over weight

[colinlaw91]

@StrumItOut He is so tall lol, he is just well built =S

[ProdigiousTony]

So no Sabes, el esta trabajando por YouTube. El esta garrando dinero para estos videos. Ya esta haciendo algo en su vida. Alamejor esta ganando mas dinero que usteded

[superdavico]

este tipo al parecer se las ingenia para ser figuretti, cada vez que abro el tube está ahí con alguna pequeña estupidez, al parecer es una vida perdida entre temas ridiculos , poor boy, no sabe que hacer con su vida, es tiempo que se dedique a estudiar o trabajar, no seas vago, haz algo util de tu vida, looser

[trentrallins]

5 YEARS STILL BE DOING THE SHOW

[JapRoc14]

Phil...I'm trying man, but I'm like half way through a bag og Betterade BBQ chips and I can't stop! The wagon is tipping...

[OwnageProductions03]

Go fuck yourself Phil. I love you

[cjlpic]

The Latter: "Go F*** yourself Phil."

[steversonsteve]

I enjoy all the motivational things every once and a while now. I think your channels have a great variety, even through time. I have also lost 10 lbs on #PLOT (not going for huge weight loss, but need to get back into shape from a rough year). Thanks and keep making videos, and writing for Blackbox.

[19sert]

you have ugly writing.

[rawrnumber7]

you can't really control your views...

[NaruSasuke13]

1 Week - Have decent grades in all my classes, get the Fall camo on the ACR again :)

1 Month - Be more flexible with time.

3 Months - Start a relationship.

1 Year - Continue my relationship, Get a job, Learn Jeet-Kun-Do, do well in my senior year of high school

5 Years - Finish college, get a better job, get married, become a master in JKD, CoD, and stuff.

[rwstiles1]

1 week: Get ready for trip to San Francisco.

1 month: Continue with workout regimen; cardio 4 times a week, Jon Benson's 7 minute high density training 5 times a week, walk 2 miles fast every day.

3 months: Continue workout regimen, be down to 185lbs with 10lbs. of it being new muscle. Continue working on book.

1 year: Keep up good routines and attitude. Keep on truckin.

5 years: Ditto.

[sabertiger29]

FAKE AND GAY



[HFcinfinity]

1 Week - Get a love life

1 Month- Keep making gameplay commentaries for mw2

3 Months- Get 1000 subscribers on youtube but still kept my personality

1 Year- To get on the machinima directors program

5 years- Be happy and survive college

[YourADrag]

1 week record my new song

1 month have song recorded and mastered

3 months have 5 new songs for demo

1 year be signed and on tour

5 years have threesome

[VincentCarter0]

you're the coolest guy on youtube. really. you are

[WildFang202]

hi idk if ur going to read this but how old r u, not as a weird question, were u ever a boy scout u seem goal oriented and like u might hav ben

[WildFang202]

hi idk if ur going to read this but how old r u, not as a weird question, were u ever a boy scout u seem goal oriented and like u might hav ben

[Azlo13Hearts]

I'm gonna do it :D

[sanhua]

You have no idea how Godsent is this vid for me right now, i want to thank you so......... Thanks!

[iSoBreeZy]

I will sub anyone who subs meee, come on its a free sub NOM NOM.

[Nyxtia]

1 Week - Make Headteacher and School and possibly Prime Minister apologise for giving me an A not an A* in French.

1 Month - Begin to stop gloating about getting an A* in French

3 Months - Make my New Year's resolution to stop gloating.

1 Year - To be 17. (I'm currently 16).

5 Years, to have a job as an interpreter :)

[cellerianbot08]

"Love you guys long time" ??

LOL

[cogitational]

1 wk - eat right, get to the gym more, start planning for the new school semester

1 mnth - start research, get 10 good sources, apply for PhD

3 mnths - have lost 5lbs, have 90% of research completed

1 yr - be published, get into phd OR go work in France

5 yrs - have a full time job/career and have a place of my own

[tvviewer46]

Phil,

Don't stretch yourself too thin. Quality is the name of the game. Do what you can, but do it well.

[Jwaxenbaum602]

really awesome man. keep it up

[alfatud]

The vloggity is becoming as worth-while as the PDS. You demonstrated an excellent object lesson and allowed insight into your endeavors for those of us who want to watch you succeed. Thank you.

[Imstonerlol]

Go fuck yourself phill

Jk. Ur awsone

[ydoiwatchthese]

i feel like a tool for making this. but if it works ill just shut my mouth XD

[MyLifeEdited]

If you fail to plan, then plan to fail

[JoKeR5O9]

how do you faggets watch this fagget

[8Grams0fat]

@JoKeR5O9 it spelled faggot, faggot

[cheskie207]

You're like my new life coach. haha.

[LoveofJapan]

How did you make that awesome noise at 4:55!?

It sounded like you killed a zerg baby. :D

[digitaldude555]

@imamoneyguru You haz sum serious issues!

[affenonkel]

I taught myself how to juggle a few weeks ago and I plan on learning a new language if I'm not starting university this year. Random haha just came to my mind cause you mentioned it. ;D