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  • All my buddies got the zero cost version of Left 4 Dead Two over there at L4D2dlXcom (replace X with . ) yesterday, and it runs wonderfully. This game was created for on the net! Pick it up and play it if you have not previously!

  • THE SECOND QUESTION

    id rather be draged fully clothed over dead bodys

  • Should we start from scratch? You upload your duck video again and I'll rail against gutter cleaners.

  • really,,I think u r very clever..I look at so much,,and found this funny.

  • shit,,I hit the wrong bloody key din't I?I think u r brillant..really..I mean it..I love th way u think,,and the great way u out yourself out there..

    now if I hit the shit key and get it right..

    me..

  • Thanks.

    My thinking is what gets me up in the morning.

    I live for nice comments.

  • no,,,no...no..I loved this..I mean loved this.. maybe

  • Love is such a strong word.

  • I hate all the alternatives also.but I love the video..

  • Thanks.

    The options were meant to be unpleasant.

    Unlike the video.

    :)

  • 1. hug

    2. dead bodies. if i close my eyes, it's just bags of garbage.

    3. give birth to a horse. a tiny white one.

    4. fly. i'd explain the alternative to my mom, and she'd understand

    5. eternally silent

    6. kill & prepare meat

    7. shit taste like chocolate

    9. sing out of my ass

    10. muffin

  • yours are painful on the inside.

  • And gooey.

  • 1)Point. The idea of all those people touching me....Urgh.

    2)Dragged over dead bodies. The idea of all those people touching me....

    3)Have a horse give birth to me. Mommy would be special. And she'd eat hay.

    4)Save a life. I could kill humans to save snails and puffins.

    5)Silent.

    6)Screaming vegetables.

    7)Shit taste like chocolate. Do we REALLY know how it's made anyway? Chocolate, I mean..

    8)Have them hurt me. Every time.

    9)Talk out of my arse.

    10)Muffin of course!

  • 1. Point, desperate for odd attention.

    2. Dead bodies, did I mention I was desperate.

    3. Mum for a horse, no wait, horse for a Mum.

    4. FLY,I'm getting out easy on this one ,if you only knew.

    5. Silent

    6. Kill meats.

    7. Chocolate doesn't taste like shit?

    8. I can take huge amount of pain, like you wouldn't believe...I mean tons of pain, maybe pounds, yeah I'm changing that to pounds of pain. Can't hurt love ones

    10. J, you saved the hardest one for last! Muffin

  • character count jive, there.

    9. Talk out of arse.

  • 1. hug, i don't like paranoia

    2. carpet, i could recover from the burns

    3. be given birth to by a horse

    4. fine with punching my mum

    5. silent

    6. meat, a screaming carrot would be weird

    7. chocolate tastes like shit anyway

    8. i'd rather hurt someone

    9. shit already comes out of my mouth

    10. shortbread

  • 1 - Hug, I am fragile.

    2 - Carpet, I am not THAT fragile.

    3 - Be given birth too. I can always wash.

    4 - Always punch mum.

    5 - Silent.

    6 - Meat. I don't mind killing.

    7 - I don't like chocolate, so it doesn't matter what it tastes like. In fact, I genuinely prefer the smell of shit. So if my shit smelled of chocolate, I would hate it.

    8 - Hurt someone else. I have done it loads before and got over it.

    9 - Talk out of arse. I would just be louder.

    10 - Shortbread.

  • 1. point

    2. naked on a carpet

    3. i am not even sure about the whole childbirth to a human thing, so i am gonna choose having a horse for a mom

    4. save a life

    5. eternally silent

    6. i guess screaming vegetables...

    7. chocolate taste like shit. only because my pants would probably fit better.

    8. i would rather be hurt than hurt someone else

    9. talk out my arse, of course!

    10. muffin. blueberry. :)

  • 1. point

    2. naked carpet for 1.6 kilometers (I take the fluffy carpet)

    3. horse giving birth to me

    4. save a life

    5. be eternally silent

    6. screaming veggies

    7. the problem with chocolate poo is, when you ever eat chocolate, you don't if it just was shit (anyway: chocolate shit)

    8. please hurt me

    9. bottom talker

    10.muffin

  • Hey, ace.

    On #4 you're not really saving a life are we?

  • No.

    Well spotted.

  • I caught your cameo dive in the video(how could you miss it?). Good you see you, Rod.

  • good point ;) it's more of a barter deal with the devil.

  • oooh.

    1) A. If you chose B, at the end of the year you'd feel seriously neglected after a few days, and probably get very depressed.

    2) B. You can wash clothes, you CAN'T however explain carpet burns to your girlfriend.

    3) B. You'd have forgotten been born to a horse by now.

    4) A. I'd kill an aphid and save a ladybird.

    5) A.

    6) A. I'm a latent vegetarian anyway.

    7) A. The world would be a thinner place AND cooking chocolate would be correctly advertised.

    8) B. Harder, HARDER, baby! OOoh yeah!

  • 9)A. I'd pretend I was mute and keep a ventiloquists doll on a lead to do all my talking.

    10) Can I be a jaffa cake instead?

  • 1. point and laugh, because everyone hugging me would take up too much time.

    2. Carpet naked

    3. HORSE GIVE BIRTH TO ME! Nothing that big is coming out of my (figurative) vagina!

    4. Uh... a really really soft punch.

    5. Oooh... could I blog? Silent, then.

    6. Veggies scream

    7. shit like chocolate, because I wouldn't HAVE to eat it.

    8. have them hurt me

    9. shit out of mouth

    10. Muffin

  • 1. point; I'm used to it. don't like strangers touching me

    2. dead bodies (freshly dead, I hope)

    3. if it's like llama birth, have the horse have me

    4. fly

    5. silent; no one listens to start

    6. screaming veggies - you know this

    7. the chocolate poo--I don't have to eat it

    8. them hurt me. it's inevitable? I can wallow and be a better musician

    9. bottom talker

    10. muffin, preferably blueberry or banana nut

  • 1.everyone can point and laugh at me as long as they want as long as no one touches me

    2.being dragged over bodies would probably hurt less

    3.I would never push a horse out of my area, plus I dont want to be a parent

    4.I'll punch my mom in the face for some flying time

    5.let there be silence!

    6.screaming veggies might break my heart, but I would deal

    7.if chocolate tasted like shit, I wouldnt eat it so that would be good

    8.that someone could go ahead and hurt me

  • 1. Everyone already does point at me so this is an easy one.

    2. Fully clothed over dead bodies.

    3. I can't handle the responsibility of mothering a horse.

    4. This one is tough because Mom would totally kill me if I even tried to punch her.

    5. I'd rather be silent.

  • 6. My vegetables already talk to me soooo...

    7. Wouldn't we all want shit to taste like chocolate? Wait...

    8. I wouldn't ever hurt someone I fully loved with all my heart.

    9. Talk out of my arse. Unless we had established shit was chocolate already.

    10. I'd rather be shortbread. I'm tired of being the tall one.

  • If I punched my mom in the face, flying would be a nice ability, because the only place I would be safe after that would be the moon.

  • If I remember rightly, I was terrified when I called your mom.

  • I am a cowardly custard though.....

  • Rod never struck me as a diver...

  • He likes the floor.

  • I have to read first, but then I'm ansewring.

  • 1.most ppl point allready so the hugs. 2.dead bodies. 3.horse give birth to me. 4.I guess the first one cause i'd get a good punch back if i punched my mom in the face.5.silent 6.kill and prepare. 7.chocolate that taste like shit i need to lose about 7 stone.8.Hurt me i'd get over it faster.9.I think i do both allready but i guess talk outa my ass.10.short bread i guess.

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