Chris Crocker - If I were Miss Universe..

[emily0813iful]

You know that talking about how beautiful you are makes you sound like a stuck up bitch. I mean I get that you think a lot of things are beautiful but I mean there are other beautiful people in the world not just you.

[awsomest1000]

"cuz if your not thinking I'm pretty... Your not seeing in 20-20 baby!" ROFL -3 u Chris!!

[julielovesyou321]

Oh myfucking god people you piss me ff stop being so gullable its for a fuckibg laugh its not completely 110% serious. Dumb bitches.. Learn.

[wolfofworld]

You could pass for Miss. Universe.

[YouGottaLoveMaddie]

@totallyslut09 wow? Self centered doesn't exist, it's called confidence.

[AvleyPlenstion]

I think Christopher has got this mixed up. if you DO think he's beautiful, your not seen in 20/20!

[totallyslut09]

someone's self centered

[THEBIONICPLAGUE]

man this guy is vain your not that pretty

[TheChaos248]

Wow.... He's so full of himself... If I had 20/20 vision and had to look at you every day... I would gouge my eyes out with a spoon... And you want us to see your "beauty" for what it is? All it is is a REALLY creepy dude trying to be a woman and he's not pulling it off...

[4EverWinglessAngel1]

@TheChaos248 You do realize that Chris is a sarcastic person?? I find "her" hilarious because all you really need to see Chris's beauty in all of it's glory is a sense of humor- maybe then you can tell who has a good soul and who doesn't.  I don't need 20/20 vision to know that Chris is a VERY beautiful person- it's too bad other people choose not to be as beautiful...( For those of you that really are shallow- NO, my comment has NOTHING to do with physical beauty o.0 )

[TheChaos248]

@4EverWinglessAngel1 Hey... My comment speaks the truth... And when you said "I find 'her' to be hilarious"... I call HIM HE because HE is not a woman... Nothing in the world could change the fact that HE is a DUDE. No amount of surgeries, makeup, or attraction to men will change that HE is a MAN... I refuse to call HIM a she because I would only be lying to myself and the rest of the world.

[xsammyoox]

You do know it's a joke? He's just basically mocking all these ''beauty queens'' that beg for 'world peace' and shit like that. He's basically saying 'It's not an intelligence or an interesting personality contest, it's a beauty contest. Nothing else.'

[kitt3nXblackbird22]

wowzz

[kdhs23]

why are you guys taking this so seriously? he is obviously joking... xD xD xD he doesn't have a big ego, he just tried to make us smile xD

[Dezirae1011]

.....grow some real balls like the MAN YOU REALLY ARE. and no i will deffently not eat your cornhole watever that means. peace.

[Dezirae1011]

wow all ive got to say is i had to make this account just so i could comment this video. you know i was looking through your videos and i thought you were funny and charming and very confedent about your sexuality and i felt kinda bad that people were saying rude things to you but after seeing this all ive got to say is, WTF??? you have the biggest ego ever, you probally like the smell of your farts! your very rude, EASSPECCIALLY trowards women. your imature and incnsiderate and you need to.....

[tactlessdragon]

if you were miss universe that would indicate the gay population has increased dramaticly, causing more and more staight people to commit suicide... like a viscious circle of death... great fuckin job chris, really...

[AFanOfVocaloid]

sorry chris, i like about half of the stuff you say, but this might just be a taddddd aroggant..... just sayin -_-

[MusicLoverSixx]

Why Do You Make Your Videos Under A Blanket? o.O

[gothprincessforever1]

if all of you hate him then why do keep watching his vvids and commenting just leave him/her alone omg

[cheekymonkey1797]

is this guy trollin?



[viviaanaguilar]

*Mr

[Slytherinsoulmabelak]

Is it a joke? 

[Wiintendoh]

I want to punch you so hard in da face

[spankssalot]

@Wiintendoh if you look at the category his.. her.. videos are under, it says comedy, so calm down, please.

[Wiintendoh]

@spankssalot Lol so? This thing is stupid and a fag regardless.

[cowfig]

SOMEONE'S BEING A EGO BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zebraloveroi]

*takes off glasses* SO much better!

[ffwast]

If chris was miss universe,the universe would be fucked up.

[cowfig]

BTW do you get beaten up a lot

[cowfig]

UR NOT BEAUTIFUL U STUCKUP MORON

[HowToLove61]

bitch u aint no barbie ur not even ken ur kens gay mental cousin that got thrown in the wood chiper

[AnthonyWDavis101]

You could maybe win Ms not so United States

[thefatguy303]

recording to this video, im not seeing in 20/20 XD

[findingacause]

We can see where you shave your mustache, stop lying to yourself.

[iloveJustinBieber774]

I went to the doctor not too long ago and got my eyes checked and he said i have 20/20 vision, and yeah umm.....what beauty?

[CharlieWillisVG]

i have terrible eyesight and i feel sorry for people with 20/20 vision, having to see his "beauty"

[Coolboy529]

@CharlieWillisVG I want you eyes!

[chuey2011]

@CharlieWillisVG ihd 20\02 visin untl i wachd ths vidio

[duhkodaxx3]

all of you shut the hell up... he did this on purpose you dumbasses. quit getting so fucking worked up.

[OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA omfg you actually think your "pretty"? you really need to get out more! and if you were miss universe id be sooo much easier to kill you couse everyone would know where you are! Talk about 15 mins of fame! XD you wouldnt even get 5!

[cowfig]

@OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH i toatally agree

[OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH]

@cowfig IKR! there should be a "Remove from Youtube" button for stuck up people like him..

[cowfig]

@OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH ahahaha there should be; this guy or what ever he is, he is a complete moron and if he think he is "Pretty" then we should report him for "TOO MANY F'ING DRUGS" Button

[OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH]

@cowfig ahahahah yeah.. thats ARE gift to him if he becomes Ms. Universe! XD

[cowfig]

@OmGuPOKEDMAFISHEH lol 

[adamgharra]

beauty?....ummm....nice moustache



[1m2o3n4i5c6a7]

hes obviously kidding ppl he isnt being serious

[brooklea98]

I have 20/20 vision. I can't decide whether your pretty or not. I'm a straight girl, so wheter or noy ur attractive is kinda... confusing.

[Katelyngoesrawrful]

I'm not seeing your beauty in 20/20, Chris. My contacts are out, so I'm seeing you in 20/100 (I'm legally blind). Anyways, good luck on winning Miss Universe! (:

[HausOfJaGa]

PRESS 4.. HAHAHAHAHA

[Wiintendoh]

1. You are a man

2. You're a fag

3. You are selfish and bigheaded

4. You are hideous

Good luck winning miss universe!

[tristendavis15]

@Wiintendoh not all gays are like that. Just him...:/

[Wiintendoh]

@tristendavis15 duh

[CatrinP8]

well, you may think that your pretty or ''beautiful'' but your god dam modest ill give you that.

[Rovization]

mustachio cock cucker

[TheBubbleizzy]

miss universe gotta b a REAL woman.

[InsertNameHere1901]

You would "grant" the world 20/20? What do you think miss universe is a freaking fairy?

[Iemanonymous1]

(0 ー0) /

Honey, look!

It's a self-absorbed tranny!

[soccernrrd]

if you were miss universe, there wouldnt be a universe.

[FooNewsChannel]

@soccernrrd You ain't lying. lol.

[Daisy30521]

you are pretty

[TheJuggaloTwiztid]

i wish my vision was fucked up so if i ever do see you...i think you are someone else

[VeinsFullOfPoison]

Without my glasses:...Hes hideous..

With my glasses: Holy shit he's not human! What the hell is this?! Ew! Get off my computer! Ewwwww!

[saphire1700]

how the hell was lieing thorew there teeth to him it was a bunech of bullshit

U.G.L.Y YOU ARE SUPER UGLY :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[MrNoobificationism]

Don't you mean Mr Universe?

[ChristineKenziee]

No the only way to see it is -2 / 20 vision

-.-

[Plebitta13]

You should first get your teeth fixed! ... just saying ;D

[SportsGirl3456]

your beauty??? and who would want you on Miss Universe???? and you are selfish to ever be on Miss Universe. cause those women are caring to the environment and to the people. and i have 20/20 visIon and you are U G L Y

[artfuldodgaa]

@SportsGirl3456 you can't even spell 'you're' which is completely retarded, regardless of the fact that everything you wrote is utterly stupid

[iamwhoiam5438]

*pukes a little in mouth*

[vampireslayer901]

your a guy!

[JeffAraiah]

I have respect for gays,

I like them, they are different and interesting,

But noone is perfect,

Especially not you, Sir.

[Wiintendoh]

It's funny how you're so self-centered and big-headed. You're NOT beautiful. And you're NOT a woman. Wether you cut off your dick or not. Fag.

[veilsidenissan350z]

20/20 vision, 10/10 vision and 5/5 vision is the same thing

[sd1386]

i think he is joking guys.

[sk8terxing1111]

you wont be (miss) universe. because they would look at you and laugh.

[mrsims2]

Fag.

[JBAMproductions]

The like/dislike bar looks like a lightsaber!

[ravingskeletons]

Reading these comments make me laugh/cringe, people are so stupid. Look up the word 'joke' in the dictionary.

[xXxBrokenStringsxXx]

God, yall must me blind/deaf!! Yall didn't even hear the message he was giving to yall idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can't see the beauty in a person, with twenty/twenty vision, you must live a pretty sad life, wasting your days watching.....porn, or something....

[TheLella13]

What I would provide to the country, is blindfolds, if they ever had to look at you.

[megan123richardson]

omg lol

[souldust101]

i am a girl and i think u r a beautiful person. inside and out

[sNauticalButNice]

You have too much penis to be Miss World.

[SuperSmexyFluffyDino]

I guess that 20 20 is the new 0/0 cause no one can ever see your beauty mr. Universe

[PartyRockers1316]

my eye doctor said i have 20 20 vision... but im still not seeing your "beauty" ???

[YoureJustADaydream]

Two problems with your beauty in this video love, 1 you kinda need a shave

2 not the most flattering light, it kinda washes you out x

[ultimerapid]

I only would want 20/20 eye vision from you to see the blood better on your face after beating you up ! GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL FREAK !

[choopsdawhoops]

Forgot to shave, I see....

[Bergtrain21]

your soo ugly!!!!!!!! get off youtube!!

[SilenceTheDamned]

Fuck all you dumb ass bitches who can't see that this is a joke. Get a fucking sense of humor.

[VidGamerz]

are u a fucking man of a woman ?????? and u being miss universe fuck that your face looks like a smacked ass !!!!!!!!! u ugaly gay male fuck

[norkis2696]

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[DaYaNa1997ification]

Youre ugly-_-

[99ksbit]

BITCH GOT A PENIS

[MrEpicfailproduction]

you look like kate gosslin's ugly sister



[hiaz1000]

so... sadly no one is seeing in 20/20. maybe you should get ready on letting us see your 'beauty.'

[Paulyb1010]

i actually felt like i lost testosterone by watching this video. arggh sort it out your an abomination!

[coen716]

U r not fucking pretty u retard go fuck a guy

[A7Xet]

You are a human of the male gender, you can't be miss universe, fucking degenerate.

[misterfunnyfunman]

your what?

[dadadadadun]

nice 5'o clock shadow

[dadadadadun]

lmfao believe me ya mancunt, you wont be ms universe anytime soon!

[blessedenemy04]

dude your a faaggot!!



[hiaz1000]

@blessedenemy04 um... yes. he is >_> <_< thanks for the reminder?

[72kezza]

YOU, MISS UNIVERSE? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :/ Your

1)A man so you cant be "Miss" universe unless you fully change I think

2)Your not hot <3

[ssshanbad]

My 20/20 vision can see that you need to shave

[XXoxfabjbXX]

you have a penis dumb ass.

[CountessTopaz]

The day you become miss universe I will personally hand out acid to everyone that was blind so that they will never see the ugliness that is you as I have

[xPc1231]

miss universe, try miss martinie night with the boys

[SuzukaLova]

If U Were Miss Universe.........Oh W8 I Cant Imagine It Cuase it Woild Be A Dream....

[amanten100]

r u gay stfu



[sassy1235007]

selfish a hole. i would help children in need or the homeless. get a heart

[danceLIKraWr]

EVERYONE PAUSE AT 1:10 ITS FUNNY!

[MyPascal1971]

Beauty???

Look at yo upper lip

[MrVinnie810]

with my 20/20 i see the mustache Dump gay

[amyvandevelde]

You're just an egotistical gay guy.

[wolfofworld]

 I see in 20/20 and I see a real beauty.

[TacoLimey0428]

My eyes are pretty bad from what I just saw :P but it can see your upper lip hair

[98pimpman]

u are aguy so

[SouthparkAMVS]

Dude..he knows he is talking to his self... right?

[xLynLuvsUx]

he/she's on crack or something, and i can see perfectly thank you very much :)

[kevinn863]

You wouldnt be Miss Universe cause your a FUCKING MAN.!!!

[kmdoman]

hahahhah ur soo full of urself an ur A MAN!!!!!! xDDD

[donaldflores96]

LOL THIS FAGGET IS CRAZY

[RaveNeko22]

lol thats it im never going to wear my glasses again

[silentrain1203]

Dude theres nothing more to hate than conceded people who have nothing to be conceded about

[Wiintendoh]

@silentrain1203 couldn't have said it better myself.

[Wiintendoh]

these comments are so fucking hilarious

[TRBdrummer92]

Fuckin selfish fuck.  All you care about is yourself, faggot

[DaisyOfLove1234]

No thanks, I don't really want you to give me your heart. It would stain me with blackness anyway..

[YumGumLove]

this is so fucking selfish

[petpet101101]

Wtf u don't have beauty

[samster817]

You put the CUNT in COUNTRY.

[Andrewsm100]

Big head much?!

[Rowlol]

bullshit.

[sn4pshot1]

You love ur self too much ya tart

[BlueGlassLightning]

Hey everyone! Let's learn a new word today. Our word is SARCASM. Please go look it up, then come back to this video. Thank you, and have a nice day, 

[Dana4714]

@BlueGlassLightning couldnt agree more.

[Dana4714]

I happen to love Chris crocker (: don't be mean guys.

[Bananazald2017]

how could any one like him he is a jerk!! this guy is insalting every one pretty much in this video he is pathetic a wanna be a show off and the crulest person i have seen on youtube!! LOOK OVER HIS VIDEOS FAN OF CHRIS CROCKER AND LOOK AT THE REAL HIM!!!!

[Dana4714]

@Bananazald2017 learn how to take things less seriously. life will be better for you, i promise (:

[water1fall911]

lisa: u are such a wannabe..... Rebeca/ lisa's friend: you are pathetic why dont you get your facts strate!! every one has beauty inside but just yo saying that is showing you dont have beauty on the inside!!!

[nirib1111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE U COULD BE MISS UNIVERSE

[MsFashionTV]

BUT YOUR BEAT

[daydatwatkins00]

who cares about your butiy

[miyokimono]

are people rlly so stupid that they do not realize he's making fun of how STUPID Miss Universe and all those Miss title holders are! Do you not remember the "I think African kids don't have maps" speech?

[USMCrha]

When he said " i want everyone to see my beauty.." i vomited all over my laptop.

Jesus if he ever gotten stage for a beauty contest, id be the one running up to place a paper bag over his (its?) head.

[ToxicTeensTV]

but i dont get it hes ugly

[ToxicTeensTV]

but id ont get it hes ugly

[JeffreeAndSmurff69]

do you have a 5 o clock shadow or whatever because i can see a mustache outline ....

[444Tazer]

I think there's a difference between being gay, and wanting to be a woman, Chris. I believe you're the former.

[bluedinochicks12]

you are hellla ugllyy!!!!

[infinitylosers]

No, you are a man. Even if you get a gender change, you will still be "unpure" to be Miss Universe. And while on the subject:

-Your teeth are repulsive

-You don't know how to use make up

-Plus, your whole facial structure is hanous

I don't approve. The world doesn't approve. I don't give two shits if you are gay.. But you need to stop trying to be something that you clearly are not. I know you want to be outgoing and special. But you are just... a male with a retarded dream. :)

[Wiintendoh]

@infinitylosers I think you mean 'heinous'

But nonetheless, I agree 100%

[SchleichAddiction]

@infinitylosers Well said, amen.

[MinecraftOnMacs]

Lol ur a guy, so you cant be miss universe.

[TheDarkSide4Life]

You are so big headed u think your the prettiest girl/man/dog in the world and im sure even my nan wouldnt want her eye sight back to see you!

[protestifications]

i would throw myself off of big ben into the thames. (that's pronounced tems, sweetie)

[TheGr8danes]

why would we care if you were miss universe? and purposely to put your hopes down,you look like dog shit

[biweeewufff]

Nobody seems to realise the video is poking fun at women who do think like that. Why is everyone so sensitive? Does nobody understand sarcasm nowadays?

[mickeyd62994]

this has nothing agenst gays because i love gays thare awsome but dont you think this vido is kinda self senterd?



[rynoreaper123]

10 10 vision is better then 20 20 lol he has a mustache too so he should be miss universe

[Wiintendoh]

No beuaty exists in you, so Idh a fucking clue what you're talking about.

ugly ass bitch

[DruAnderson100]

I no a girl who acts like that, everyone wants to slap her

[Buckskinhorizon]

your "beauty" isn't worth shit. its about as "beautiful" as an inside-out birth canal in a beaver! (no offense to the beavers)

[nickberringer]

your not a woman and ur not beautiful AT ALL and i do have 20 20 vision

[2garrettmott7]

@Tinners44 No, she means Miss. It's called transexuality. Get a clue, prick.

[erikanicolehanson]

5/5 vision would be 20/20 it just means u see at 20 feet what normal people see at 20 ft if u had 20/400 vision u see at 20 feet what normal people see at 400 ft duhhhhh!! and im a freakin 12 yr old

[lilangelofpuff]

i have 20/20 vision, and all i see is a wanna-be gay dude.

[Wiintendoh]

*insert insult here*

[JasperWillRapeYou]

Yeah, beautiful moustache, dickhead,

[POPstar4u2]

if only u werent gay

[pnkrk1039]

I'M BLIND

[Tinners44]

dont you mean mr universe