How to Massage Your Dog

[jeraldinehayagan07]

did the dog can see

[usayorih]

i could have learned alot if i can see the strokes of the hand or if the hand wasnt covered by the fur of the dog. :|

[imyostocker]

Thumbs up of u think this should be called how to molest your dog

[insaneduck1]

Should have got a dog with shorter hair haha :D

[xRainbowDashh]

@CosmicMutty I'm guessing you're Asian.

[ShermaineNeo]

I did this to my dog just now.it was so relaxed it slept so soundly. Great tutorial.

[cherubicnerd]

aw,fluff fluff.

[tigerlep9]

more then 400 dog breeds!?!?!?! o.0 woah o.0

[DoofAndPuss]

I couldn't find anyone to massage me.

[thumsupformyusername]

@DoofAndPuss um sorry to bother you but do you know what breed is this dog ? :)

[charcharose1903]

@CosmicMutty do you eat dogs or do you massage the dog before he eats???

[123cantpickaname]

how can the dog see through the hair

[CosmicMutty]

That's so cool, I like to massage dogs for a period of time because their meat tastes much better after eating good food and massage. Thank you for your help in massaging my next meals, I wondered what I was doing wrong.

[Wolflover711]

@CosmicMutty That is sick to eat dogs. >:-I

[CosmicMutty]

@Wolflover711 Why? meat is meat.

[chrissyy141]

@CosmicMutty why ..on earth...would u eat dogs????thts just terrible they are made for pets,guard dogs,somethimes friends,and a whole lot of other things i mean for real what else do you eat?? pandas?? cats?? hamsters?? HUMANS??

[CosmicMutty]

@chrissyy141 You eat pigs and sheep which are sacred to me, also fish is sacred to me, why eat those? i have pigs, sheep and fish which are pets, YOU PEOPLE ARE APPALLING!

[MrMoofinMan]

Thumbs Up If You Were Expecting To Learn how To Turn On Your Girlfriend D;

[FrostyGirl44]

you will need:

a lap

me:

damn

[YamikoPros]

wait.. why am i watching this in 11 at night?!

[FreakMeeLikeeNom]

Correction; How to make your dog horny.

[genevieveraquel]

wtf?

[Witchelow]

Why i could massage my dog? -.-

[betterversionn]

i especially loved the out-of-place and pointless trivia at the end

[terry31127]

Can you make a video on how to massage my tyrannosaurus rex?

[adidassoccercleats]

next video: How to get your dog to massage you!



[LFCrolls]

Is it wrong if i got a boner while watching this video ?

[isabelurbabygirl99]

@LFCrolls yes very very wrong

[vEsain]

i did this to my dog

Right after she got busy with her stuffed animal..

[JacobCain86]

so, i dont have to jack him off?

[Kathy1234567891]

why r dogs so touchy of their paws?

[mayaDUDE998]

@Kathy1234567891 Well my guess is its a very vulnerable area,the spaces between the paws is were my dog hates to be touched.Imagine If you were a dog and steped on a nail,Ouch!

[AventuraLuver]

He can't even see.

[allaboutdog01]

I never know dogs gets stressed too! They're always happy but because of their activeness they're making their body become stress.. Thanks to this idea on how to massage a dog.

[TATETOKELISICOLA]

@allaboutdog01 Actually, dogs are in a constant state of stress. Much of which stems from poor pack leadership. :)

[D34D5P4C3]

wouldn't it be easier if you could actually see the dog?

[xSamoeschx]

I just clicked on this video because the title was funny.

[rutsableich]

Step 1: Get a dog

[flapjack1003]

i thought its dog message

[dontreadthisful]

but will it blend?

[SuperMagickid1000]

@waveteam123 you were actually hypnotizing your dog?

[Odbarc]

Is it possible to breed a wolf with one of those tiny purse dogs?

[DoofAndPuss]

@Odbarc Yes, it's possible, but don't force the dogs into breeding-it could possibly make them Stressed.

[dixie03dixie]

@Odbarc

YOU GOTTA BE OUTA YOUR MIND!

[Odbarc]

@dixie03dixie "Out"? My mind is impenetrable!

[CreamRocks1]

Wait, we don't need a dog?

[swaggermcmuffinzs]

next weeks episode: how to get off the couch. what you'll need: a ruler, a person, a walker, hand cuffs, boiling water, a couch, and a robot. step 1:

put the person on the couch

step 2: put the hand cuffs on your hand and attach them to the robot

step3: pour boiling water on your face

step4: measure the couch

step5: you should be off the couch within 3-3 weeks

did you know that some lady sat on a toilet for 4 years and got stuck? part of her skin was removed when she got off.

[mica1120893]

@swaggermcmuffinzs i actually smiled when you said in the did you know!....LOL!

[swaggermcmuffinzs]

@mica1120893 lol

[dudeclape101]

oh good, i don't need a dog

[184natasha]

I tried this on my dog and I'm very pleased to say that it really worked - she loved it!

[NRP128]

Why massage your dog when you could you massage my dick?

[Serena095]

Oh know!!!!

He's a dog malestor!!

(a dog peodophile)

[Cinnamonroxmysox]

Can you teach your dog 2 massage u ?

[TZstarcraft]

@Cinnamonroxmysox Nope, but cats will massage humans.

[4lphaFemale]

"did you know dogs are descendants of wolves?"

uhh d'you really think so xDD

[WishingBabyX]

I did Step 4 to my puppy but she bit my Thumb Dx

[WishingBabyX]

@RichVids777

be cause u dont have dogs

[brutaka359]

I'm not the dogz best friend, his MY best friend! you get my mouthwords!?

[iq12212]

oh no i dont massag the dog the dog massage me!

[marwinout]

@iq12212 you must be russian then x]

[iq12212]

@marwinout im thai

[angelena02002]

gee if i were that dog ill love that!

[bloodychainsaw98]

Tht kinda looks sexual

[Logan11thMEU]

screw this, I wanna teach my dog to massage me ! :P

[ANIMALLOVER710760883]

I TRIED THIS ON MY DOG AND HE REALLY ENJOYED THIS!!!!

[cowzgoOINK]

i feel the need to wash my hands... -__-"

[candygrl36]

make sure hey go to the bathroom before putting them in ur lap because some dogs pee in their sleep.

[97JLH]

DAMMIT.

i lost my lap.

[Sam10140onCP]

thats one fluffy dog. and what if i dont want a massage??? it involes "heavy touching"

[BlueSnow4545]

I did this to my female dog (Shin Tzu) She's really calm by it,plus right now she's on my lap :D.

[NoinaGirls]

my dog kept shivering when i massage her...

or is it because the fan was turned on, she had no clothes on, she had thin skin, and it was a chihuahua?

[Twilight101cp]

i have a hard decision.... if you were my dog, would you lay on an old beat up rug or a nice spongebob beanbag char?

[zombieslayer411]

@Twilight101cp deffinatley the spongebob chair

[WishingBabyX]

My Dog is not like this Mine is Chihuahua btw Mostly when I came back from school My dog will lie down on my lap and I massage my dog her head just relax in my lap LOL!

[Aran234]

lǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ uo ʇuǝɯɯoɔ puɐ ǝqıɹɔsqns ǝʇɐɹ zld ɥɐǝʎ ɥo sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ uo oǝpıʌ ʍǝu ʎɯ ʇɐ ʞool ɐ ǝʞɐʇ puɐ lǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ʞɔǝɥɔ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʎǝɥ

[MeAndShikamaru]

my dog screeched really loud then bit me

[yeseniacornejo]

vvv lol . I guess fifi dint like it cause she ran away/:

[Strawbimi]

my dog bit me

[thumsupformyusername]

@Strawbimi hahahha!! :D

[MeAndShikamaru]

that was its head u idiot

[arnomertji]

I read "how to message your dog" ^^!

[CureMyBoredom]

lol MRKANSKE!!! i read how 2 massacre your dog 2!!!!!!

[shadowperson12]

erotic

[Shawlia]

This would make a lot more sense if this dog was more than a ball of fuzz.

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

@Shawlia in this one they used a dog with eyes!!! YAY!!!

[ChyronIsChillin]

Thank god we don't have to give them happy endings...

[ChickenNugget3467]

lol

[MrKanske]

LOL, i read "How to MASSACRE your dog" :D

[wingedkunoichi]

LOL.

[waveteam123]

i massage my dog once he fell asleep on my lap

[mayomayo2255]

hey you cant see crap. use a dog with less hair.

[ToothMusic]

Coolest how-to video ever.

[barcode66]

what a weird looking creature

[Patrascul]

hahahahahahahahah

[cowgal1994]

i dont think I could have lived with out watching that! lol

[REYMEXICANO4L]

1:15 lol his DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Ortiz220]

LMFAO!

[Purple2Hill]

I don't knew that I was massaging my dog, but when I watched this video I spotted that I was

[k0ent]

omg, bullshit

[shizukashiawase]

i massage my dog every day ^^

[ph0chiz0]

if your dog has a curled tail they love having the fold in their skin at the UPPER base of the tail scratched... no NOT their...

[ihatemath2696]

Who the hell massages their dog?

I need a massage :/

[RingoAkai1]

I massage my dog, they feel great afterwards. :)

[JohnnySoprano87]

Lol, what's with all the negativity and "OMG who massages a dog?" ROFL you people either don't have dogs or you don't treat them well. My dogs frikkin LOVE it when they get their belly or back or chest rubbed, or behind the ears. Unless you're Michael Vick or something you should generally like it when you're dog is happy.

[Scidadle]

YES

[goldenkoufet]

who the fuck would bother massaging his fucking dog.....lol people you should have sex really soon

[saturateu]

maybe you can massage my dog!

[VICKIN13]

Cant they use a shorter haired breed? I coud barely see where they were massaging it.

[grpace]

i thought this shit was stupid. I get it now its a joke.

[vidchick8]

so unnecessary

[Dav3]

wtf is this shit? so ready to unsubscribe

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

This is important for people to see. Massaging a dog the wrong way can ruin a friendship fast.

[supergrape24]

thats not how you massage a dog! I am a dog massage expert and let me say that everything that was done in this video actually hurts your dog, increases its chance of getting cancer/heartworms, and puts giant holes in the ozone layer.

[TheDellaNAlexisShow]

are you serious?

[supergrape24]

absolutely

[JapanOtome]

@supergrape24 Wtf...My sister is a lead veterinarian and she says that it feels nice..and the ozone layer? Are you stupid?!

[1337st]

how does that dog see?

[crossaffectjunior]

I want a dog massage...... :(

[alrdd]

a better dog choice would've been better, like I can hardly see anything on that dog, I can't tell where your massaging (and yes, the audio isn't that great either)

[ohaneya]

and why i need to own a dog at all?

[naierer]

can anyone tell me the breed of this dog? thanks

[MovieRazor123]

i just burn my dog with hot objects

[1337st]

the fuck?

[xandrewhimselfx]

yeah.

i know.

[SeikoPsycho]

my dog got a boner when I did this.

should i give it a happy ending?

[ChapStyck]

Lolol.

[beastdrummer555]

haha!

[pnainoob]

LOL

[DasGreenCow]

best video title ever.

[ridonskilous]

oh this is meant for dogs??? i thought it was for rabbid turkeys...

[skettcharmstrong]

Amazing. This is the same technique I use for massaging my penis.

[shiz187]

what a coincidence...me too.

[AdamRileyKilburn]

lol

[Kriscy101]

wtf

[paige1040]

WOW

[linutas]

howcast videos are so useless!!!!!!

[daanbrg]

Even though I will definately admit that this video isn't the best video that Howcast Studios (or an emerging filmmaker in their program) has ever produced, that does not mean that they are all useless.

And, if you think they are useless: great for you! One thing though: nobody tells you to watch them, if you do not like them. There are a gazillion other videos on this planet called YouTube.

Go on, explore!

[eletronicguru]

Seriously?

[zippo69]

pfft you call that stress? TELL YOUR DOG TO RUN YOUR TAXES NEXT TIME!

[newcomenadi]

that's just stupid, lots and lots of ridiculous videos, this is my unsubscribe

[watercolour]

Very educational....

The dog is stressed out? How? By sitting on the carpet??

[lexiMarieG]

oh no much more then that! they eat and sleep and bark and dispose of what they ate... :)

[GoldenRainProduction]

Sorry, but I dont need an instructional video on how to massage my dog. My fiancee massages my dog.

Shes quite good at it, good thing too, because I'm too lazy to do it myself!

Take that comment anyway you want too.

[killerpunk4000]

isnt this contirbuting to beastiality? o.O

[JameslJaames]

After i massaged my dog, its kind of HORNY

[nzt93]

i know wad u mean, i had a male dog once and it's pretty disgusting

[ZuGame]

This must be a happy dog :D

[fayebelly]

Next video - "How to train your dog to massage you!"...

[therealorberon]

I'd really like that.

[kayli10bear]

ha! shes like feeling her dog up :P

[BunnySpoons]

At 1:23 , I think she left a bit of food on the dog's fur. O:

[aliniaz]

why don't people think about the germs they are cathcing from touching dogs, or even worst situation here: massaging dogs.

you like dogs more than your own daugter/son.

[ohmypeterxx]

umm... how about most people aren't germ freaks and don't care about it. and just because someone isn't a germ freak and can give their pet attention and love, doesn't mean they love it more then their children.

[Reu360]

Dogs actually have less germs then children, so if you are worried about catching germs then you should show more affection to your pets than kids.

[dennis123138]

lol

[therealorberon]

Don't you actually bathe the dog?

we all live in a world full of germs. you want a germ free world? you'll probably die of a simple flu in the future.

[neonseacow]

this is how i massage my penis

[Grass1sGreener777]

i was just going to say that lol

[Muffehz]

I LOVE YOU

[OllieandGingeStudios]

I LOVE YOU TOO

[gabzaintnohoe]

ahahahhaahaha who does this?! XD

[raseccesar123]

people with many many emotional problems :/

[btopishere]

I tried to massage my dog but then it pooped on the carpet

[nesan350z]

lol!!!!

[cp6745c]

HA HA