12 minutes ago DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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my dirty little secret is i shitted on my moms best friend then had sex with her armpit. man those armpit hairs felt good. i also hve 19 std's to be exact and i am attracted to all spicks, niggers, rag/towelheads, wet backs, beners, and chinks. ad they hve to be gay if they wanna do me
Just so happens that I'm a Gay Spick who has Nigger for a mom and a Raghead for a dad. You can shit on me anytime and have sex with my hairy armpits. The offers on the table, I'll be waiting. :)
hey! if you wish to talk about your DLS {dirty little secret} or just let it out in the open then check out my channel. we are a group of people all about letting it out.
Maby the answer you are looking for is allready there.
one says i wish i was emo and another i poop in the shower and i had gay sex at a church camp...3 times and i pee in the sink thats gross discousting ppl
my not secret any more i like my best friends cuz hes soooo hot if you saw him hes peeeerrrrrrrrrrtttty ful shhhhh my friend dont know and my boyfriend dont no eithr
yeah i directed this video, we made this for our church, the "I took a picture of my (Insert word)" was an inside joke from the guitar player there, it was spose to say "i took a picture of my ball sack", but it was too ofensive for church...but everyone still got it.
my dirrty little secret, is i went out w/ a guy who LOVED me but i didn`t like him i did it to make another guy jealous then when he asked me out i dumped the other one..
my dirty little secret is that im speaking to mi besty jordon n im not allowed to my dad went off at me n said im never allowed 2 speak 2 him again n if i did my horse will be sold hahaha thats was lyk last yr n im talking to him behind his back
IF you want to read more cards like this buy frank warrens books titled Post secret Extradanoary confessisons from ordinary lives, My secret, His newest one The secret lives of men and women.
i gotta a dirlty secret i think its hot wen 2 emo guys kiss each ohter and then goes and kiss a girl...it takes a true man to kiss a guy one minute then a girl the next lol
Okay, I have to know, were any of those actual secrets or did you guys just make a bunch up and asked random people to hold them for the camera? Incidentally, since a bunch of other commenters posted them, I'll post a weird secret of my own: I can swallow pills whole, but I still Flintstone vitamins because I like the taste, and I'm 22.
Actually, for a month or so Erik carried his camera and a huge bag of notecards and markers, crayons, etc. around with him everywhere. We let people come up with their own ideas. Actually at one point we went to the mall and asked some random girls to do it (they're in the movie too)
Thank you for the comment. Your version is awesome! It's got a lot more original ideas than our one! I think the problem was I asked everyone to use REAL secrets and refused to let anyone use fun ones.
You edited it and spliced it in really well with the real video parts too. How did you edit your video?
Loved the end :P
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thedeadlylaser17 1 year ago
i thought is was funny and gross that the one person craps in the shower.
P.S.
Does he/she really do that?????
FangNightmare43 1 year ago
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TheBallerdude603 1 year ago
PES 2010!
residentkid 1 year ago
DLS: i use to tell my mum off for smoking till she quit 2 years ago. i've been smoking since i was 8, i'm now 17
V2Bchipy 1 year ago
wow <3
VernalDaylight 1 year ago
I LIKE THIS BAND WUT IZ IT CALLED?
nikkie26ful 1 year ago
@nikkie26ful All American Rejects
ericISAHacker 1 year ago
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@nikkie26ful All american rejects
ericISAHacker 1 year ago
@nikkie26ful all american rejects
lahcheer85 1 year ago
I went out with a girl for two years, and dumped her. I never told her that I'm gay, and only did it cus I felt bad for her.
razor191919 1 year ago
well i am 11 now....
MrPotatoIsMean 1 year ago
my dirty little secret is that i still sleep with a night light....
IM SORRY MOM I TOLD U THAT I SLEEP WITHOUT IT!!
MrPotatoIsMean 1 year ago
@MrPotatoIsMean dude, im 12, I still sleep with a lamp, the radio, and a stuffed animal BE PROUD!haha
SpreadTheLemons 1 year ago
i have two boyfriends and i want to break up with both :(
emoangel9615 1 year ago
@emoangel9615 wow your a real bitch..... just puttin that out there....
M11ty2 1 year ago 3
lol
MrWilliepicket 1 year ago
DLS-I moved from California to Georgia, and I constantly lie about how much I miss my friends... and my dad. :(
thundaguy13 1 year ago
at 0:55 when the girl says "i lie" how do we know that she is not lieing right there
MrGarret12345 1 year ago
@MrGarret12345 Because if you lie that you're a liar then you're still a liar 'cause you just lied..
Haha, That made sense in my head :P
Ace Song, I heard it all for the first time just now, my band are playing it in 3 hours, with us luck! :P :) Xx
surfysez96 1 year ago
@MrGarret12345 Well if she was lying right there, than she would have lied, there fore she lies.
razor191919 1 year ago
no matter how hard i try my parents always find something to yell at me about
Link389273 1 year ago
some of theese arnet that bad o-o XDDD
kaifoxdemon 1 year ago
DLS: I cut myself just so i can forget things, but it helps me remember it more.
LivingDyana 1 year ago
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4n1m3g1rl 1 year ago
i´m in love with 3 guys @_@
4n1m3g1rl 1 year ago
i´m in love with 3 guys @_@
4n1m3g1rl 1 year ago
Same as PeaceLoveCandy77 ... but thats not a secret since I tell it ... o.O
BGBUBO1 1 year ago
i love someone who hates me
PeaceLoveCandy77 1 year ago
@PeaceLoveCandy77 me 2
dfd309 1 year ago
i lost my virginity at 10 @_@
ShadowAssassin887 1 year ago
same here wee202
lalita277 1 year ago
I'm in love with one of my best friends, but I'm too afraid to tell him.
wee202 1 year ago
this is a dirty big secret not little :)
frao0 1 year ago
i masterbate since i was 6 :D~
pdos92 1 year ago 3
flaging this for child abuse at 3:10 ...lol no im just kidding DLS: I have a problem with threatening to flag videos please, help me. (//_Y)
deathneed 2 years ago
DLS: I LIKE BLACK COCK IN MY MOUTH and im a leader of a east london gang
rangerocker 2 years ago
DLS : i really like some one but dont even wanna be friends with him
smilymeh 2 years ago 3
DLS: I like a boy who's my cousin's classmate, he got a girlfriend alredy but i really WANT him! I can't stop...
hottietiff46 2 years ago
DLS: When i have sex with my girlfriend i am thinking about my X that i miss and love more everyday...
SaizCNM187 2 years ago
MY dirty little secret is I'm in love with my cousins boyfriend, :( and i cant stop
andy4113 2 years ago
lol... the babies one is:" I know it stinks but i like the smell of my own POOP!!!"
sammynt 2 years ago
Love it :]
OxKimmie09 2 years ago
He raped me.
kutekitty89 2 years ago
wat???????????????? he woodnt
twilightssoider 2 years ago
wow this is great i hope more albums 2 come
prettypogi 2 years ago
DLS: i fucked my best friends mum :S
burberrybedroom 2 years ago
:S is right. your friend would be mlike O[]O
mewcassieoneechan 2 years ago
2:36 LOL hahahaha good song too! =D
soxfan44339966 2 years ago
2:22 what are thelittle words
69pop96 2 years ago
Love this song i check him 10000000times :D my dirty little secret lala ^^
X.X.X flappianos
flappy389 2 years ago
DLS: i'm secretly a goth/emo
mutagh74 2 years ago
Love playing this song on Guitar Hero!
69kristey69 2 years ago
....my secret is that I listen to all types of music but I'm a geek. o.o
ShadowHero2009 2 years ago
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my dirty little secret is i shitted on my moms best friend then had sex with her armpit. man those armpit hairs felt good. i also hve 19 std's to be exact and i am attracted to all spicks, niggers, rag/towelheads, wet backs, beners, and chinks. ad they hve to be gay if they wanna do me
n1n3dayn1n3cook 2 years ago
Just so happens that I'm a Gay Spick who has Nigger for a mom and a Raghead for a dad. You can shit on me anytime and have sex with my hairy armpits. The offers on the table, I'll be waiting. :)
GrungeJo3 2 years ago
I also dont mind the STD's because I was born with HIV.
GrungeJo3 2 years ago
DLS: i cant swim and im 14
yibgui 2 years ago 3
We're on the same boat, dude. I'm taking swimming classes with seven years olds. They kick my butt at swimming.
QuirkyAveragness 2 years ago
lol saame here xD
ikAzZuO 2 years ago
koolioo
neoj500 2 years ago
wtf who takes a shit in the shower
xD
you89156 2 years ago 16
@you89156 Looks like the same guy who plays the guitar naked.
Zcrockit 1 year ago
i like the one where he says he swam in the ball pen at mcdonalds naked
mssmokey1202 2 years ago
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hey! if you wish to talk about your DLS {dirty little secret} or just let it out in the open then check out my channel. we are a group of people all about letting it out.
Maby the answer you are looking for is allready there.
DirtyLittleSecret764 2 years ago
DLS: pplz think that im always happy but deep insinde most of the time im not really happy im always sad
TheTextingqueen24 2 years ago 3
wat duz it say at 2.22?
groda41 2 years ago
i love this song! the vids crak up and the signs made me laugh soo much haha. awesome song!!
groda41 2 years ago
THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
kaylarejects 2 years ago
cool video! =]
Juelz906 2 years ago
I like garret he rocks and i have swum in a ball pool nacked but it was a t chusky cheezez btw sucribe to mi awesome my channel is meanmifriends
AngelaHope76 2 years ago
awsm song, the signs were a lil bit weird
dieman180 2 years ago
awesoooomee....!!!! gr8 sng...
KarishmaKhanna 2 years ago
this song is on guitar hero and by the way u have cool hair the dude that is singing
michellebellcute 2 years ago
I love tyson
and garret! haha :D
judi182 3 years ago
wer is´n des zum shcluzZ??
billyjoe2389 3 years ago
2:36 ROCK ON!!!
Cammie1999 3 years ago 7
i totaly agree with that guy who say girl pants r comfortable
xXheartkiillerxX 3 years ago 2
this was good
so going on my favorites
threedaysgracerocker 3 years ago 2
ew y is she in love with some thats gay
cookingupstuff 3 years ago
That is awesome lol
SzarikSQ 3 years ago
lol he kept messing up
WickedThunder02 3 years ago
i play guita in the nude lols
lol362 3 years ago
i'm scared 2 say this but i will.i think i'm in love with some1 who is either gay,bio or both.help!
rstargrlno54 3 years ago
I like this song.
very nice :D
that voice so perfect.
Angelolatry1 3 years ago
one says i wish i was emo and another i poop in the shower and i had gay sex at a church camp...3 times and i pee in the sink thats gross discousting ppl
ilovemusic616 4 years ago
i could play this song, if i new the notes!!
siegnguitarmaster 4 years ago
at 2:42 my bff is the same way he went out wit her and then 1 day later he broke her heart
punckerup77 4 years ago
my not secret any more i like my best friends cuz hes soooo hot if you saw him hes peeeerrrrrrrrrrtttty ful shhhhh my friend dont know and my boyfriend dont no eithr
punckerup77 4 years ago
number 1*
oh yh and gd vid
:D ^^
sexisophskii 4 years ago
My number dirty little secret- im bi
shhhh. ;)
sexisophskii 4 years ago
wowoy , my dirty secret is * never *** because im *** ant this is not my acount im on my sisters ,
operationsleepover 4 years ago
This vid is AMAZING
i was currently writing up a list of all my dirty little secrets... I'm almost up to 10.
4. I have an eating disorder... but I don't know what it is.
3xDaysxGrace 4 years ago
can anyone tell me what the dirty little secret is on 2:22 ??
gracenicholle 4 years ago
i took a picture of my (insert here)
brezbreslin 4 years ago
yeah i directed this video, we made this for our church, the "I took a picture of my (Insert word)" was an inside joke from the guitar player there, it was spose to say "i took a picture of my ball sack", but it was too ofensive for church...but everyone still got it.
JackBlack1993 4 years ago
i lied about being pregnant to get my ex boyfriend to date me again cause i was horrificly in love with him.
xqueenmorphine 4 years ago
Ur evil for that! :|
razvanyka93 2 years ago
ive watched a man die and had no second thoughts
darkdar21 4 years ago
Awesome video
^-^
My secret is that i still cant get over my ex and it has been a year!
Oh and i sumtimes like to sleep naked =p
pinkrosesandcheeks 4 years ago 8
I lie everyday.
and they have gotten to be some pretty big lies
lnh92 4 years ago 4
I've killed 5 men in combat...
and didn't mind it
zeppelin744 4 years ago
who ever did this
coolbeans !!!
Skittlez080808 4 years ago
I have a dirty secret...TOO dirty for words...too dirty for youtube!
lmao
DragonflyDreamer 4 years ago 4
My secret is that i cut my wrists to see if i still feel pain
HachiSummers 4 years ago
my secret is i axedentaly made out with my friends girl
shaunal1018 4 years ago 2
my secret is i told everyone my best fren secret xD
haizsad 4 years ago 3
my dirrty little secret, is i went out w/ a guy who LOVED me but i didn`t like him i did it to make another guy jealous then when he asked me out i dumped the other one..
ik its mean
but its the only way
savjoe7 4 years ago
well... my dirty lil' secret is... that i have a crush on my friend who tells me all his feelings for this girl...</3... <shattered>
strangerinyourheart 4 years ago
aaww that sux =(
crestles 4 years ago
my dirty little secret is... i kissed my bestfriend's boyfriend! im so weird..
sorry bout that! i was drunk that time!
alvinnikz 4 years ago
My secret is that once i know my boyfriend lied and i didn't break up with him, the next day he broke up with me
realarmadillo 4 years ago
i like to pee in the shower
stevekent98 4 years ago
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technogurl 4 years ago
my dirty little secret is...i gave a hj to my bestfriends boyfriend. :S
kissingsecret 4 years ago
my dirty little secret: i say im happy on the outside but i cry on the inside--my other 1: i feel like a bif fat failure.
moviestarheiress 4 years ago
My dirty little secret is... I cheated on my boyfriend with my best friends boyfriend
I know, I'm a bitch
lardidarke 4 years ago
how cud u??!
140625 4 years ago
WOW!!! What a bitch!!!
octagonman 4 years ago
A pledge allegience to the flag.
Michael Jackson is a fag.
He used to play with little toys.
But now he plays with little boys.
lol
Shadow1981npqr 4 years ago
♥ This song
!
lovebug1111 4 years ago
I LOVE LISTENING TO THIS SONG
Kylewerly 4 years ago
sexyjess190. break up with him.
Freshlywashed 4 years ago
my secret is that i have a bf and i love some 1 else!!!
sexyjess190 4 years ago
lol a stupid secret "I Lie" i was like wtf everyone tells lies
Shadow1981npqr 4 years ago
it was actually a reference to the original video
WillyDavidK 4 years ago
My secret is I'm afraid of telling my secrets
lunna13 4 years ago
my dirty little secret is that im speaking to mi besty jordon n im not allowed to my dad went off at me n said im never allowed 2 speak 2 him again n if i did my horse will be sold hahaha thats was lyk last yr n im talking to him behind his back
khandiroxursox 5 years ago
um.... English plz?
WillyDavidK 4 years ago
my secret is that im not smart yet people think i am cuz of the glasses
arjunymcphoonie 5 years ago
lol, it said i poop in the Shower"
KatouChidori 5 years ago
dirty little secret: i have kissed like 10 girls, yet, im still not sure if im bi. o_O
gungunbangbangx3 5 years ago
my secret is simalier, ive kissed many girls, but i dunno if im bi or strait O.o
666DJ666 4 years ago 4
the song itself is great ^^
maples3a 5 years ago
superman's a good singer!!
yeaaaa
the vocalist looks like superman
4got his name
but i have it on move along
benny704 5 years ago
great song !!
izuarra 5 years ago
Really good song... If you didn't ever see the video, it sounds like a guy cheating... LOL, hopefully everyone sees the vid.
Annforgood 5 years ago
haha the endind is my favorite part its fucking funny!!!
sexyjess190 5 years ago
the last thing was stupid
legallyblondelaura 5 years ago
awesome but yes toenail it was to fast
comedylaff1098 5 years ago
IF you want to read more cards like this buy frank warrens books titled Post secret Extradanoary confessisons from ordinary lives, My secret, His newest one The secret lives of men and women.
zazuch 5 years ago
nice guitar solo pretty funny
sexyjess190 5 years ago
what a mugs!!!
LilSarrah 5 years ago
awesome song!!=) =)
comedylaff1098 5 years ago
still a mad song!
4hotshot 5 years ago
That was cool but it went to fast
toenail93 5 years ago
i love this song!
chitchatchic1110 5 years ago
love the song but what the heck was the thing at the end?
HopeUtaku 5 years ago
these vid is awesome!!! Ilove it =)
fmafan14 5 years ago
lol That was funny! I love that song and that was funny too. =D
ArielAguayo 5 years ago
Whaha lol XP Great job !
0omatthiaso0 5 years ago
Hillarious =) these guys rock =)
tomsgurl92 5 years ago
lol, awesome vid.
Dyko101 5 years ago
way togo i cinda feel sorry for the baby she was adorable.
Aryanusa 5 years ago
Very funny. :D Great video!
princessleiaorgana95 5 years ago
Nice way to spice it up a bit
magicx50 5 years ago
Hahaha! Very good!
ashcandosanchez 5 years ago
i am a fan of all american rejet
leonXX7 5 years ago
nice bro its sizzling
leonXX7 5 years ago
awesome!!!! I love this song! the secrets were hilarious!
EugeniaT 5 years ago
That was great almost liek the original =]
EmOsK8tR 5 years ago
i gotta a dirlty secret i think its hot wen 2 emo guys kiss each ohter and then goes and kiss a girl...it takes a true man to kiss a guy one minute then a girl the next lol
milkeywaygirl247 5 years ago
i luv this song
babygirl45678 5 years ago
poor trevor and his windshield what a way to find out though!
chocolatelover999 5 years ago
hey dude u mind if we do this 2...me and my friends make theese all the time and we gana start posting themmm.u mind if we use ur concept
KabirKamboj 5 years ago
i voted for nater lol
theonetheonlybruce 5 years ago
great song
bijan1992 5 years ago
nice one, real funny!
Allosaur 5 years ago
i love that video :D and the bit at the end of the boi playing guitar was brill!!! YAY!!
scotty0622 5 years ago
I love the all American Rejects
whitennerdy4evr 5 years ago
ii <3 ii+!
Br0nxKiid 5 years ago
i have a dirt little secret i have a crush in my seat mate
hotypunk13 5 years ago
erm..
my serets to big :D
bubbleychik 5 years ago
bravo!
sphead08 5 years ago
l
seanisdead 5 years ago
woow thats soo cool!! love how u made it!:)
love the song:)
santhiiya 5 years ago
hahahaha nice one lol awesome
SavageDjP 5 years ago
HAHHAAAAAAA - awwww to the little girl at the end
reedyweedy1 5 years ago
Okay, I have to know, were any of those actual secrets or did you guys just make a bunch up and asked random people to hold them for the camera? Incidentally, since a bunch of other commenters posted them, I'll post a weird secret of my own: I can swallow pills whole, but I still Flintstone vitamins because I like the taste, and I'm 22.
VelgagsJoatmon 5 years ago
Actually, for a month or so Erik carried his camera and a huge bag of notecards and markers, crayons, etc. around with him everywhere. We let people come up with their own ideas. Actually at one point we went to the mall and asked some random girls to do it (they're in the movie too)
WillyDavidK 5 years ago
poor baby :]
kp0pRULES 5 years ago
Lol! I love it!
Thank you for the comment. Your version is awesome! It's got a lot more original ideas than our one! I think the problem was I asked everyone to use REAL secrets and refused to let anyone use fun ones.
You edited it and spliced it in really well with the real video parts too. How did you edit your video?
muchio love
Jen
jennyferlingscud101 5 years ago
Lol i dance in the mirro Lol
when no one is looking and i talk to myself and i dream about a cute movie star LOL SOMETHIN IS RONG WITH ME LOL
busky101 5 years ago