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  • Loved the end :P

  • i thought is was funny and gross that the one person craps in the shower.

    P.S.

    Does he/she really do that?????

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  • PES 2010!

  • DLS: i use to tell my mum off for smoking till she quit 2 years ago. i've been smoking since i was 8, i'm now 17

  • wow <3

  • I LIKE THIS BAND WUT IZ IT CALLED?

  • @nikkie26ful All American Rejects

  • @nikkie26ful all american rejects

    

  • I went out with a girl for two years, and dumped her. I never told her that I'm gay, and only did it cus I felt bad for her.

  • well i am 11 now....

  • my dirty little secret is that i still sleep with a night light....

    IM SORRY MOM I TOLD U THAT I SLEEP WITHOUT IT!!

  • @MrPotatoIsMean dude, im 12, I still sleep with a lamp, the radio, and a stuffed animal BE PROUD!haha

  • i have two boyfriends and i want to break up with both :(

  • @emoangel9615 wow your a real bitch..... just puttin that out there....

  • lol

    

  • DLS-I moved from California to Georgia, and I constantly lie about how much I miss my friends... and my dad. :(

  • at 0:55 when the girl says "i lie" how do we know that she is not lieing right there

  • @MrGarret12345 Because if you lie that you're a liar then you're still a liar 'cause you just lied..

    Haha, That made sense in my head :P

    Ace Song, I heard it all for the first time just now, my band are playing it in 3 hours, with us luck! :P :) Xx

  • @MrGarret12345 Well if she was lying right there, than she would have lied, there fore she lies.

  • no matter how hard i try my parents always find something to yell at me about

  • some of theese arnet that bad o-o XDDD

  • DLS: I cut myself just so i can forget things, but it helps me remember it more.

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  • i´m in love with 3 guys @_@

  • i´m in love with 3 guys @_@

  • Same as PeaceLoveCandy77 ... but thats not a secret since I tell it ... o.O

  • i love someone who hates me

  • i lost my virginity at 10 @_@

  • same here wee202

  • I'm in love with one of my best friends, but I'm too afraid to tell him.

  • this is a dirty big secret not little :)

  • i masterbate since i was 6 :D~

  • flaging this for child abuse at 3:10 ...lol no im just kidding DLS: I have a problem with threatening to flag videos please, help me. (//_Y)

  • DLS: I LIKE BLACK COCK IN MY MOUTH and im a leader of a east london gang

  • DLS : i really like some one but dont even wanna be friends with him

  • DLS: I like a boy who's my cousin's classmate, he got a girlfriend alredy but i really WANT him! I can't stop...

  • DLS: When i have sex with my girlfriend i am thinking about my X that i miss and love more everyday...

  • MY dirty little secret is I'm in love with my cousins boyfriend, :( and i cant stop

  • lol... the babies one is:" I know it stinks but i like the smell of my own POOP!!!"

  • Love it :]

  • He raped me.

  • wat???????????????? he woodnt

  • wow this is great i hope more albums 2 come

  • DLS: i fucked my best friends mum :S

  • :S is right. your friend would be mlike O[]O

  • 2:36 LOL hahahaha good song too! =D

  • 2:22 what are thelittle words

  • Love this song i check him 10000000times :D my dirty little secret lala ^^

    X.X.X flappianos

  • DLS: i'm secretly a goth/emo

  • Love playing this song on Guitar Hero!

  • ....my secret is that I listen to all types of music but I'm a geek. o.o

  • Just so happens that I'm a Gay Spick who has Nigger for a mom and a Raghead for a dad. You can shit on me anytime and have sex with my hairy armpits. The offers on the table, I'll be waiting. :)

  • I also dont mind the STD's because I was born with HIV.

  • DLS: i cant swim and im 14

  • We're on the same boat, dude. I'm taking swimming classes with seven years olds. They kick my butt at swimming.

  • lol saame here xD

  • koolioo

  • wtf who takes a shit in the shower

    xD

  • @you89156 Looks like the same guy who plays the guitar naked.

  • i like the one where he says he swam in the ball pen at mcdonalds naked

  • DLS: pplz think that im always happy but deep insinde most of the time im not really happy im always sad

  • wat duz it say at 2.22?

  • i love this song! the vids crak up and the signs made me laugh soo much haha. awesome song!!

  • THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!

  • cool video! =]

  • I like garret he rocks and i have swum in a ball pool nacked but it was a t chusky cheezez btw sucribe to mi awesome my channel is meanmifriends

  • awsm song, the signs were a lil bit weird

  • awesoooomee....!!!! gr8 sng...

  • this song is on guitar hero and by the way u have cool hair the dude that is singing

  • I love tyson

    and garret! haha :D

  • wer is´n des zum shcluzZ??

  • 2:36 ROCK ON!!!

  • i totaly agree with that guy who say girl pants r comfortable

  • this was good

    so going on my favorites

  • ew y is she in love with some thats gay

  • That is awesome lol

  • lol he kept messing up

  • i play guita in the nude lols

  • i'm scared 2 say this but i will.i think i'm in love with some1 who is either gay,bio or both.help!

  • I like this song.

    very nice :D

    that voice so perfect.

  • one says i wish i was emo and another i poop in the shower and i had gay sex at a church camp...3 times and i pee in the sink thats gross discousting ppl

  • i could play this song, if i new the notes!!

  • at 2:42 my bff is the same way he went out wit her and then 1 day later he broke her heart

  • my not secret any more i like my best friends cuz hes soooo hot if you saw him hes peeeerrrrrrrrrrtttty ful shhhhh my friend dont know and my boyfriend dont no eithr

  • number 1*

    oh yh and gd vid

    :D ^^

  • My number dirty little secret- im bi

    shhhh. ;)

  • wowoy , my dirty secret is * never *** because im *** ant this is not my acount im on my sisters ,

  • This vid is AMAZING

    i was currently writing up a list of all my dirty little secrets... I'm almost up to 10.

    4. I have an eating disorder... but I don't know what it is.

  • can anyone tell me what the dirty little secret is on 2:22 ??

  • i took a picture of my (insert here)

  • yeah i directed this video, we made this for our church, the "I took a picture of my (Insert word)" was an inside joke from the guitar player there, it was spose to say "i took a picture of my ball sack", but it was too ofensive for church...but everyone still got it.

  • i lied about being pregnant to get my ex boyfriend to date me again cause i was horrificly in love with him.

  • Ur evil for that! :|

  • ive watched a man die and had no second thoughts

  • Awesome video

    ^-^

    My secret is that i still cant get over my ex and it has been a year!

    Oh and i sumtimes like to sleep naked =p

  • I lie everyday.

    and they have gotten to be some pretty big lies

  • I've killed 5 men in combat...

    and didn't mind it

  • who ever did this

    coolbeans !!!

  • I have a dirty secret...TOO dirty for words...too dirty for youtube!

    lmao

  • My secret is that i cut my wrists to see if i still feel pain

  • my secret is i axedentaly made out with my friends girl

  • my secret is i told everyone my best fren secret xD

  • my dirrty little secret, is i went out w/ a guy who LOVED me but i didn`t like him i did it to make another guy jealous then when he asked me out i dumped the other one..

    ik its mean

    but its the only way

  • well... my dirty lil' secret is... that i have a crush on my friend who tells me all his feelings for this girl...</3... <shattered>

  • aaww that sux =(

  • my dirty little secret is... i kissed my bestfriend's boyfriend! im so weird..

    sorry bout that! i was drunk that time!

  • My secret is that once i know my boyfriend lied and i didn't break up with him, the next day he broke up with me

  • i like to pee in the shower

  • my dirty little secret is...i gave a hj to my bestfriends boyfriend. :S

  • my dirty little secret: i say im happy on the outside but i cry on the inside--my other 1: i feel like a bif fat failure.

  • My dirty little secret is... I cheated on my boyfriend with my best friends boyfriend

    I know, I'm a bitch

  • how cud u??!

  • WOW!!! What a bitch!!!

  • A pledge allegience to the flag.

    Michael Jackson is a fag.

    He used to play with little toys.

    But now he plays with little boys.

    lol

  • ♥ This song

    !

  • I LOVE LISTENING TO THIS SONG

  • sexyjess190. break up with him.

  • my secret is that i have a bf and i love some 1 else!!!

  • lol a stupid secret "I Lie" i was like wtf everyone tells lies

  • it was actually a reference to the original video

  • My secret is I'm afraid of telling my secrets

  • my dirty little secret is that im speaking to mi besty jordon n im not allowed to my dad went off at me n said im never allowed 2 speak 2 him again n if i did my horse will be sold hahaha thats was lyk last yr n im talking to him behind his back

  • um.... English plz?

  • my secret is that im not smart yet people think i am cuz of the glasses

  • lol, it said i poop in the Shower"

  • dirty little secret: i have kissed like 10 girls, yet, im still not sure if im bi. o_O

  • my secret is simalier, ive kissed many girls, but i dunno if im bi or strait O.o

  • the song itself is great ^^

  • superman's a good singer!!

    yeaaaa

    the vocalist looks like superman

    4got his name

    but i have it on move along

  • great song !!

  • Really good song... If you didn't ever see the video, it sounds like a guy cheating... LOL, hopefully everyone sees the vid.

  • haha the endind is my favorite part its fucking funny!!!

  • the last thing was stupid

  • awesome but yes toenail it was to fast

  • IF you want to read more cards like this buy frank warrens books titled Post secret Extradanoary confessisons from ordinary lives, My secret, His newest one The secret lives of men and women.

  • nice guitar solo pretty funny

  • what a mugs!!!

  • awesome song!!=) =)

  • still a mad song!

  • That was cool but it went to fast

  • i love this song!

  • love the song but what the heck was the thing at the end?

  • these vid is awesome!!! Ilove it =)

  • lol That was funny! I love that song and that was funny too. =D

  • Whaha lol XP Great job !

  • Hillarious =) these guys rock =)

  • lol, awesome vid.

  • way togo i cinda feel sorry for the baby she was adorable.

  • Very funny. :D Great video!

  • Nice way to spice it up a bit

  • Hahaha! Very good!

  • i am a fan of all american rejet

  • nice bro its sizzling

  • awesome!!!! I love this song! the secrets were hilarious!

  • That was great almost liek the original =]

  • i gotta a dirlty secret i think its hot wen 2 emo guys kiss each ohter and then goes and kiss a girl...it takes a true man to kiss a guy one minute then a girl the next lol

  • i luv this song

  • poor trevor and his windshield what a way to find out though!

  • hey dude u mind if  we do this 2...me and my friends make theese all the time and we gana start posting themmm.u mind if we use ur concept

  • i voted for nater lol

  • great song

  • nice one, real funny!

  • i love that video :D and the bit at the end of the boi playing guitar was brill!!! YAY!!

  • I love the all American Rejects

  • ii <3 ii+!

  • i have a dirt little secret i have a crush in my seat mate

  • erm..

    my serets to big :D

  • bravo!

  • l

  • woow thats soo cool!! love how u made it!:)

    love the song:)

  • hahahaha nice one lol awesome

  • HAHHAAAAAAA - awwww to the little girl at the end

  • Okay, I have to know, were any of those actual secrets or did you guys just make a bunch up and asked random people to hold them for the camera? Incidentally, since a bunch of other commenters posted them, I'll post a weird secret of my own: I can swallow pills whole, but I still Flintstone vitamins because I like the taste, and I'm 22.

  • Actually, for a month or so Erik carried his camera and a huge bag of notecards and markers, crayons, etc. around with him everywhere. We let people come up with their own ideas. Actually at one point we went to the mall and asked some random girls to do it (they're in the movie too)

  • poor baby :]

  • Lol! I love it!

    Thank you for the comment. Your version is awesome! It's got a lot more original ideas than our one! I think the problem was I asked everyone to use REAL secrets and refused to let anyone use fun ones.

    You edited it and spliced it in really well with the real video parts too. How did you edit your video?

    muchio love

    Jen

  • Lol i dance in the mirro Lol

    when no one is looking and i talk to myself and i dream about a cute movie star LOL SOMETHIN IS RONG WITH ME LOL