I AM GOD

[PrincessPinkiePie74]

I am kind of confused, but the puppy was cute, so like.

[christian072498]

You are totally aren,t cool! Yeah!

[christian072498]

No one is going anywhere until we know what is it and where it came from.

[christian072498]

I will never ever see this again!

[ortomy]

I get it

[professorNIKKI]

Use your power to fix that acne

[koonsite1]

we are the combination of god/devil light/dark good / bad.. thats why throughout this we found balance to express the balance correctly with matter. I AM NOT JUST GOD OR THE DEVIL, nor am I neither. I am A force in training and the energy i permanently reside as after my training is complete will either be described as GOD or DEVIL.

I AM ALL THAT IAM>THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA OOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM lol

[debook454]

any way... WTF WAS THAT?

[debook454]

5,000th like

[guitarlegendizzy]

so basically it is hard to be god. if he gives you everything you are his pet, and if he gives you nothing he is not infinitely good

[thisiskellen]

That was beautiful.

[mariJUANAMOvies]

Dan for President!

[famousamg]

Your trying to hard sweetheart.

[chrisandashleyking]

insteresting ideas, but I think the mistake this video makes is that it makes it seem as if God is an entity that is separate from all others, as if God could be a big man in the sky... when in fact nothing is really separate from anything else. God is everything, everywhere all the time. You ARE God and so am I! That being said, I enjoyed the thoughts on imperminance and how no one really "owns" anything because it could all be taken away (and indeed will when this life ends!)

[rictorven]

and wasnt kobe the one who was found molesting kids at walmart?

[rictorven]

ya everything is meaningless and pointless. thats what i was getting at.

annoying too.

that doesnt exclude this video no longer the number of comments of people who thought other wise.

everyone who read that and didnt say a word are the ones that actually matter. your just another voice without backup.

you have no real family, at least not one with a heart.

your not even alive, your just waiting to die.

[Castrocarolinaa]

Thisbwas stupid and pointless.

[CommitToFocus]

Wow that was annoying and meaningless.

[XxGameZonexX]

huh?

[rictorven]

The maker of this film died this morning, it was on cnn, he was skinned his eyes were gouged out and 2 steel bolts were driven into his skull where horns would be. With 222 burned into the meat.and all of the evidence suggests he did it to himself while he was chained up, thats what all of you believed anyway. If you feel like you want to say something but cant, and you want to get across the same message i just did, then dont, let this comment be your message, and let your voice be mine. And i

[rictorven]

Thi

[dimidrus]

keep pressing 9 for rape face

[nemesiswar01]

Deep Menssage :O

[TheBeeFart]

answer to all question : punch someone

[HYE123666]

You my friend are not God. Nomatter what you say or what you do or think this video is blasphemy and should be removed from YouTube it's sad that you would feel the need to create such a blasphemous video as this both of us have a choice God or no god? Heaven or Hell? Submission or Rebellion? My friend you have chosen the latter on each of these and sadly are headed down the broad pathway which leads to destruction. :( I'll be praying for you though!

[grefog]

@HYE123666 though you may be right about all of those things you said i disagree. Did he say anything untrue? no. did he say these things to make a point? probably. but what i think is that he wanted to make you think. You are taking this video too strongly in my opinion because you are taking it too seriously. he meant no harm by this. try to watch this video again with an open mind and you will see it differently. i am disappointed that comedic and thought-provoking material has been rejected.

[souske25]

what kind of hat? is it a balloon hat?

[darkangelcloud7]

the dogs like o__o wtf..

[Galdornae]

573 people didn't watch until the part with the puppy.

[holyelectricalsocket]

DOG MA I

[MrPsychodelicacy]

:) I'm on LSD... watched this. And makes sense :)

[TheShadowFlame101]

I think I get it now. He is his dog's god.

[blarghery]

Thank you for my house, Dan.

[marianafarr]

ye made a CQODD in RWJ once, didn't you?

[realnameunknown2011]

lol

[silverbolt18]

Haha nice ending on the vid

[Mistrias]

I think the dog is staring to his mouth .

[104msangel]

the dog is like what the F***

why are u talking to that small box thinigy

[iamtheprev]

i swear that God is controlling him to send a massage to us, except for wen he brings out the dog

[PeaceFrog467]

Good vid

[xPureDeth]

I love how subtly insulting this is to religion. =)

[104msangel]

that dog looks scared

[2SilverRings]

I miss this Dan...

[slowbar1]

@2SilverRings I completely agree. 3.0 has killed the dan I used to love. No more ideas, no more discussions, just mindless tasks we tell him to do. I just hope that when this project is over, Dan can go back to his old, idea-filled self.

[aranlikesskateboard]

well this is a happy video

[RnDnproductions]

You know how in cartoons when a caterer calls theme self god and they then get struck by lightning, I kept think thinking that was going to happen to you.

[aquachihuahua]

Press 0:01 to skip the advertisement

[AppleiWeasel]

U TORMENT PUPPIES!?! just kidding... i no u were doing a ccomparison

[collinbollin]

DOG MA I

[nick0tina]

hmm... I dont like you... dont know why... you seem somewhat arrogant

[Johann027]

So GOD, if you like me so much, how do you explain the Holocaust? If you are, generally, fond of my species please tell me why you allowed six million of us (at least) to be killed.

[AdamOfNebb]

@Johann027 You obviously didn't watch the whole video.

[savvyslicer]

@Johann027 soooo.. you're jewish? nice to meet you... i'm german.. and i'm not playing :( at all. but i have a comment very much like this.. (although the whole video was about his dog) so many Jewish people go "why God? why?" well... I, as a German would like to say "Why God, why?" did you let an idiot take over our nation and do this to millions of people so that my country would look evil to the rest of the world for centuries to come??

[cludRobot]

sad he replaced this cool stuff w/ dan 3.0 :(

[musicmaster2409]

your dog looks so happy

[WormYourHonor64]

I joined the pogotribe yesterday.

[cryptoquip27]

I rewatched the video when I realized it was about his dog

[locolani234]

did you know that youre the number one worst youtuber according to some dumbass crazy fanatic christian website....

just thought that i should tell you... xD

love ur vids btw

[sunnygrace57]

I like at 1:58 where he's holding the dog like a baby. Awwwwwwwww

[Isitonacornflake]

This always makes me want to snuggle with my dogs :)

[fragfox0430]

ok you should say your god because god controlls everything you are the shepard of that dog its like a business you have the janitor which is the dog then you have the manager which is the shepard aka you then you have the boss which is god so your not god your just the shepard you controll what god will let you controll

[Spasmodicstudios]

you should make more videos like this they make you think

[fragfox0430]

@Spasmodicstudios he shouldn make videos like this because he is going against god by calling himself a god and i don want him to burn in hell

[maximumrfan]

@fragfox0430 He isn't saying that he is a god. He can make videos like this one as much as he wants.

[Pyroblazer]

@fragfox0430 None of your business what he does and where he burns =P Back off BibleThumper

[narellestorey]

Yes, just as I suspected...you are a genius.

[Grayhams11]

There is only 1 God

[fragfox0430]

@Grayhams11 THANK YOU WE ARE THE ONLY SMART ONES HERE SHEESH LOL

[MrSharp353]

no matter how many times i watch this i cant help but smile

[PoiGhost]

cool vid i know why u did it ... go on ... great very great best wishes to you brother

[tenderheart17]

God doesn't get zits or make shitty videos

[ZenyaSavesRebalya]

@tenderheart17 how do you know? You've never met God. Ulmity beings get bored too. And no one's skin is perfect.

[laurenlunitic]

@tenderheart17 how can you be sure?

[DeltaPhi79]

@tenderheart17 Yet God is worse for making trolls like you.

[fragfox0430]

@DeltaPhi79 god is never bad he is great and its not gods fault that he made the choice to call himself god so never say god is worse thats terrible

[SunshineTheif]

Foamy ish the lord and master.....

[dbdii]

Actually. You aren't god. @jpmetz is.

[pure1312ownage]

DOGGGYYY

[wtfallnamestaken]

YOU ARE MY GOD!

[nobodyimporification]

I welcome death

[bassmanco]

Awsome Episode :)

[Book5550]

find 1:11 and click it over and over.....

[digerydooboi]

@Book5550 lol that was the only entertaining thing i found in this video

[LooEG12345]

@Book5550 hahahahahahahhaha i laughed SO hard!!! haha

[XxAwesomeness12xX]

@Book5550 Wow.. Haha xD

[luked82]

@Book5550

that's good... I find it even funnier at 1:09 or 1:10. "Ho-Ho-Ho..."

[connyluckirby9]

This makes so much sense. I love this video.

[Shirleyxia74]

The implications were meaningful.

Religious people seems more like dogs than living thinking rational human beings

I agree

[SnickerBox13]

i said that to a great dane, and it looked at me like "sure, what if i kill you?"

[123seb786]

DUDE U ARE THE MOST LEGEND PERSON EVER BETTER THEN NIGHIA AND SHANE DAWSON U ARE THE 1

[icsomethingshiny124]

THAT DOG IS ADORABLE!!!!!

[uralldiseasedXD]

Damn! You are really fucked in the head, God. That's why I became an Atheist. hehe.......

Morons didn't get the message in the video, it's sad.....

[FilledCircle]

YOU could take it all from me? mmmmkay?

[Sidieriul]

Without food or water? So I'm alone?

[MrXalexer]

Here's how make a religion about you GET A PET

[MrNaddsson]

Hmm I realy liked this video as we are pretty much like gods animals.

[lilylouise98]

.... dude u r on drugs

[Crazyrandomblackman]

I like this idea a lot it's really something to think about how god works. I believe in a creator so it makes a lot of sense that our god or creator would feel like that about us. I like being a part of the pogo-tribe :D

[Vexo4000]

he probably lost like 100 subs with this video

[glorfon]

I knew you were arrogant but now you've really lost it.

[519pa]

hi dan i went to the south pole of the universe

[Aashish343]

Dan Brown does not believe in god.

[mafleeted]

I like your dog too.

[arrelite]

GOD-DOG DOG-GOD

[sunnygrace57]

God...

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Why do natural disasters occur?

Why did you only win $5000 on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

[maxridesbikes32]

bahahahahahahaha

i laughed so hard at the end of this vid aha

quite creative though aha

[Darkwatch793]

fucking fag...I saw your face and instantly clicked on any other video just to not see your damn face

God Fuvking Bless yo face mofo...

fag

[themagicmanofpower]

I had to watch this video twice to understand

[Dman5995]

the dogs like leave me alone lol

[FGSA10upitcher]

1:44-2:14 wait, is he saying that about us???

[DumFrickProductions]

@FGSA10upitcher No,the point is the entire video he was talking to the dog, just the first part we think he's just being an a-hole, then it turns out funny.

[FGSA10upitcher]

oh youre god??? wait.... no you arent!!!!!

[MrSouthernNorthener]

Oh thank god

[SDBPR]

GOD backwards is DOG!!!

[northernlight45]

i hate you so much. i accidentally clicked on this. fuck my life.

[nomnomnomthecat]

U ROCK !! :)

[Kotay64]

the dog is just like..... "yeah sure"

[TheLizzard0]

No, morons! He said in an earlier video (Tea Time!) that he is Pastafarianism.

[n64style]

It depends what I would do... are door knobs edible? And can rocks be blended and drank?

[sunnygrace57]

I want to see your dog in more videos! It's so cute!

[KrAzYKiD9090]

This is offencive to me and other people

[Superfish201]

if your god.... then why dont you just make us subscribe to you instead of asking for us to?

also why is there no pancake mix in the bible??

[CorrectTV]

OK, I'll wait for Jesus...

[Lwolf663]

I just realized that pogobat is a nerdfighter. Woah.

[TheBeeFart]

god of zits!!! /jk you are GOD (global orange dog

[bakonfreek]

what the fuck is a brain

[TealEgyptian]

Do you ever get tired of saying "Hey world! Welcome to my universe!"

[Thegr8guitarplayer]

my sister is hindu but she beleieves other gods

[ProbablyaNinja1]

Well Dan if I sent my son to take care of all earth's problems and all they had to do was believe he was my son, then they whipped him, beat him, NAILED his hands and feet to a cross, humiliated him, stripped him, stabbed him in the side with a spear, and let him hang there to die in agony, I would tell humans to go to F**k'n hell. I would throw and asteroid and watch the light show. But God is just so nice that he is actually giving us a second chance. Just think about that, Dan.

[ShmoNerd]

@ProbablyaNinja1 Did you actually watch the video?

[mindstain75]

@ProbablyaNinja1 big if there huh?

[ReapersSprint]

@ProbablyaNinja1 If there was a god...

[tyotheduke]

@ProbablyaNinja1 GOD does not have son nor daughter , he(jesus) just a holy person god sent for us , I believe in GOD and I worship him ,not a human being , people might think that being muslim is a totally illogical belief , but to me , why must you worship a human if you believe in GOD , Allah literally means God in english and I believe in him, those "FAKE" muslims who kill, terrorize, threaten others , they just dont know what they're doing just like those, they got into the wrong path ,

[tyotheduke]

@tyotheduke just like those people from other religion who think their belief is the best but they're wrong :) ,

[gfmagnet]

hey god...do me a favor...shut the hell up

[vichilux]

I think it means that God is to us what we are to a dog... or he has been smoking again, I don't know...

[Snipadude47]

@vichilux Actually I think he's trying to tell us that we're gods bitch...

[vichilux]

@Snipadude47 Works for me too...

[AlexAceDDR]

Reminds me of a dirty poem I wrote about bagels...

[TheBritishDood]

Haha, what is the breed called?

[gunsparky]

I'm dyslexic and i don't believe in dog

[TripyWay]

I'd sleep in unconfortable places

[watersnake055]

ahhh but God is dog spelled backwards so the dog actualy rules you lol... thumbs up for dogs

[GARATINAW]

@watersnake055 wen sum1 tels me 2 thumbs up i thumbs down

[mammajuan]

Dan is a demi God and I Love Demi God's.......

[aandgpointlessvideos]

the second time it made more sense....actually he means that a dog to us is like us to god...

[JohnomenalMagician]

am i the only one who thought about "Veronica Mars" the whole time? :D

[Basturmater]

*comprehends its breath and depth*

HAHAHA! >:D

[TheDestinyIslander]

Hah, we're god's bitch. (Female dogs people)

[sofnsable]

no i am god

[RoosvB]

you're awsome

[exxod112]

Soz I mean dog not dig hard to type on iPod keyboard

[exxod112]

Can someone tell me what breed of dig that is

[ExtendedWeekend]

Is he making fun of how outrageous monotheistic beliefs are?

[sweetiepie1238]

ok i just have one ?....why do u say that u are god or are u saying u are god 2 your dog....and if u think ur god...ur not.

[movieluver94]

@sweetiepie1238 Dear sweetiepie ;)

Metaphorical language is so prevalent in our culture. It's time to put down a particular book and start thinking about what it means. srsly, great minds think for themselves.

[funnymonkey72]

lol, i was like "if he really thinks he does all that, that's weird" so i was confused up until the last part of the video. But that is very true, Humans are kind of like God to dogs, haha.

[BlackRose2354]

basically humans are dogs and God is ...... God!!! thats how i interpreted it, I also got that humans like to play God to less capable animals, like dogs, to feel more powerful.

I may be looking too into this video, but ist that what most people do about everything else anyways?

[KabutoOfTheSound6]

what's the dogs name

[MrElextrix]

the dog looks amazingly like a mogwai.

[iCamEntertainment]

live backwards is evil... so...

[BlueBerryDragonYum]

But god is a backwards dog

[thepokkanome]

dan brown = modern day Confucius

[destroymatrixraptor]

@thepokkanome

Dan doesent believe people with talent should rule he believes people with heart should rule

[idi0ta]

get a life

[BlueBerryDragonYum]

@idi0ta He has one, more of one then you apparently you 8 year old twat.

Dan is cool and thoughtful in your case you are a moron.

[letsdancewithpirates]

wow intense begining , like it was deep x

[akwardtalker]

Wow, the begining was intense

[RealKengeki]

Brilliant.

[HatakiSagara]

didn't know god has acne problem on his fore head. nice to know.

[peanutbuttajelly96]

This information is.... salty. I like salty stuff.....

[JeezeNoLopi]

Dan, you just reached another level in scary-ness. Urk... I have the right to be afraid now... Cute dog though...

[mrawesomemilk]

O.O

[moolikin]

I read this in a book once, called Godless (hehe). The kid had a gastropodarium, a sort of artificial habitat for slugs, and he called himself god for the same reasons Dan has stated for his dog. Its a good book. READ IT.