Thank You For Smoking Movie (1/9)

[Nahxsuaisdreadful]

1200 idiots who decided to smoke despite knowing it would kill them. Natural selection. Thank you, sir.

[LilzLolzCoolio]

Best movie ever. Better than Inception, better than anything.

[Alexandraveum]

<3

[HKOverlord117]

Euthanasius School.  +10 awesome.

[KippyTalk]

I wanna be him, only half the crack.

[phoenix71l]

Thank you for making the movie!

[Shoosta92]

I wanna be him. Off crack.

[AdryanConsalter]

I wanna be him. On crack.

[every1needsaHEROE]

i loved this movie :) no ones to blame for smoking. people do it out of their own free will. no one put a gun to their head and demanded or threatened people to smoke, people need to stop being haters and just get over themselves. i'm not a smoker and i dont hate on these people. its a choice for people to put blame on someone just justifies that they are in the wrong.

[Rubix0517]

@every1needsaHEROE Well that's the kind of logic I thought before I started smoking . . So be careful and never start. The reason people continue to do so is because nicotine is a powerful drug that for some people become incredibly painful to live without. However, after a few years most should be able to find an opportunity to stop. But you also have to keep in mind all those who have to work! Like whatever it might be, pretty darn difficult in my opinion. I was subjected to peer pressure. ~

[fukizzo]

of course the cigarette-smoking high school kid is on the debate team.

[b88104044]

" you should find out for yourself ! "AAAAHAHAHAHA...

[Gazzar]

Anyone else notice the name of the school at 4:27 ? Saint Euthanasius...I'm sure that wasn't an accident.

[Holasrmateo]

Love 6:45

[Holasrmateo]

6:45

[FanficfanaticSROC]

that was a terrible essay question

[firewater7796]

deformed kids are tuff.........lmao.

[cifeso]

We are watching this in English as an example of public relations.

Teacher gave me this link. Rofl

[nickythegirl1989]

@cifeso ...hahhaha...even we have been asked to watch this movie for PR assignment

[cifeso]

@nickythegirl1989

It's funny because it's an awesome example of PR. But yeah, it's funny that you watched it too.

[rannierunsfast]

thumbs up for smokers! :)

[Chairmanmao66]

you should find it out for youself... LULZ

[Chairmanmao66]

you should find it out for youself... LULZ

[packofwolves93]

this movie is fucked up

[ArkGod66]

harvey dent before moving to Arkham city

[pianoCiD]

@ArkGod66 lolz, he was a tobacco lobbyist before becoming a District attorney

[mboomer93]

he might not think America has the best government in the world, but he is definitely the definition of American

[HPBlondie915]

Thanks so much for the upload! I was so in the mood for this movie, got me some Taco Bell to eat with it!

[Gastogh]

This whole movie was brilliant, and the bit at 1:43-2:00 left a lasting impact. "They found him in Germany" has become my mental shorthand for all those pseudo-credible crackpots you can find to advocate any cause under the sun.

Thanks for uploading! :D

[483091]

oh thank you so very much for posting this video. its enjoyable and my english class showed this and we have to write a movie review. so i thank you for helping me with my paper

[senyum0]

we got spin control

[loveandpeace71]

And the most evil of all? A German. Haha. Greetings from Germany

[MrUSMC4lif]

"instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourselves!" he just made the entire classroom into future customers XD

[ivanoschen]

S.A.F.E.T.Y. What a good name.

[TheSaltireproduction]

2:43 damn he is good 

[GavinSD]

This movie makes me want to grab a booth and join the mod squad for lunch

[GSgtHartman101]

So Aaron Eckhart went from movies like this to battle LA? What the hell is going on with the world!?!?!

[Ribeyeangus]

THE DEAL WAS 5 MILLION!!!!

[mez2011]

Nick Naylor is sexy!

[bllabllabllaedheblla]

im smoking right now.... this movie is awsome makes me smoke more xD

f*ck u non smokers if you dont like smoking leave us smokers alone GO TO HELL

[TheSaltireproduction]

@bllabllabllaedheblla exactly people hassle us smokers but they don't get after obese people. even when it is so easy to become really really fat in 2 days. and then they get so mad that they are fat they sew the fast food companies when its there own fault. for us smokers it takes years too die unless you smoke 6 cartons a day. but obese people only take about a month

[shaily55351]

@TheSaltireproduction r ua scientific researcher or a doctor???

[TheSaltireproduction]

@shaily55351 i hope that's a reference because you spelled that whole sentence wrong

[madhat1979]

Fun to know: After Christopher Nolan saw 'Thank you for smoking' he thought that Aaron Eckhart would be perfect for the role of District Attorney in The Dark Knight.

[jeff1204abc]

hey joey

please don't ruin my childhood,rofl!!!

[madhat1979]

@jeff1204abc awesome line

[cpande1]

The common theme of being 'the guy who can pick up any girl' and fooling the public seems to be lying through your teeth.

[CartoonsRemastered]

Thank you for uploading this smokin' movie

[264zn]

think for yourself, question authority...

[luno44]

YT users need an override to the aspect ratio. 1 person posts it wrong and 478,342 people are stuck with it.

[shadowface90]

Is that guy from the spider-man franchise?

[darkace223]

You know that guy who can pick up every girl, I'm him, On crack ;D Lmfao

[pattz95]

smoking is shit!!!

[cannotstopme666]

Oh you sly bastard I haven't even finished this clip and I know this guy is a sly motherf*cker. Children are our future pfft

[dinoBIF123]

Haha "PRESIDENT MOTHERS AGAINST TEEN SMOKING" "CHAIRWOMAN THE ASSOCIATION" "TOP AIDE HEALT & HUMAN SERVICES" "CANCER BOY" "ME"

BUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[911beats]

I accidently clicked on this and thought this was an actual talk show.

and was like OH SHIT THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE TWOFACE.

then i read the title.

[StewartJakkin]

@911beats

Araon Eckhart is the guy that is playing Two-Face.

[KingDcome11]

I'm so much smarter than this guy ... He sounds stupid

[SharmaDon890]

damn i like this guy argument style!!!!!!!!!!

[macrocec]

the us gov is the best in the world!!! lol

[LuvsGalaga]

lol, wish i had a dad like that

[iPuma555]

plz don't ruin my childhood xD 

[martin2132004]

such a cool movie its in my top 5 fo sho

[nuttex]

7:57 - wasn't it a Wilhelm's Scream?

[DeathSlain]

Great movie

[360Nomad]

17 people didn't get to shoot college students in the National Guard.

[MrJumbolegz]

they really aren't addictive

[9831522174]

'' please don't ruined my childhood '' lol

[Laxcon]

Alternate ending when Two face got plastic surgery!

[PatentApplied]

"Cancer Boy"

ROFL

[madhat1979]

this movie is brilliant, and that " what do you do" speech in front of the class is just awesome :D

[hosweetim89]

Is that Harvey Dent?

[acshun8]

i'd bang joan london

[matthewjamal]

best dad ever award goes to this guy.

[mancinkm]

love it how people would spit at someone they don't even know, what a bitch sitting in the front seat.

[gooddarkjedi]

this movie goes on with the lord of war.

[Luigi84289]

Smoke Weed that's cool. Cigs are for losers with no balls.

[MarcusTheReverent]

kids really should find out if cigarettes are really that dangerous

[Kingdom007Hearts]

they should make a sequel to this but instead of smoking nick naylor should be representing wall street or big oil. either or would be funny sad

[psxpro5]

smoking kills?!?! *Lights up a dream*

[ingvaldsson]

please dont ruin my childhood.

[brifitz1980]

What a smarmy asshole. He tries to dress up lobbying as "thinking for yourself" when in reality lobbying is the exact opposite.

[meerkatmobs]

@brifitz1980 I give you thumb up for your point

[pancakemonster510]

this movie is fucking nice i have watched it about ten times in a week

[1timealco]

Naylor's a walking ironing board

[Alkku]

Lol," shooting panamanians is almost as good as college students, only they shoot back."

[Riiben]

"...ended up shooting panamanians, which is almost as good as college students...except they shoot back" God i love his look there :D

[SuperCanada77]

When do u sleep. Sunday. Love the dialogue

[NoTrueFace1]

alcohol CAN be used responsibly and so can guns, and if it wasn't guns it would be knives. smoking is always harmful though. it's almost offensive that they put them in the same category.

[darapperr]

Haha, cool movie!

[imposibru]

thanks for uploading!

[TheNadaabu]

the man is a genius ... he can disprove gravity! XD

[GeneralsAlert]

NOTE!!!

Kids, don't watch this movie

unless if you want  want to watch it :p

[klengkimikofea]

look at complete edition of this specific video right here at avatz net change space to .

[giglokinproductions]

I just saw the first 20 seconds and started crying with laughter...

nuff' said.

[slapnut892]

8:48 - 9:58 so funny and true.

[blahblahblah425607]

i have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.... genius lol

[Rockguitarhero462]

I love tobacco!

[skillage444]

@Rockguitarhero462 tobacco loves you too

[Rooobiiiin]

lol my name is robin and i do smoke 

[eskyguard]

Is that Angela from the office @ 3:33?

[Deafsty]

@eskyguard No! this one is a little bit hotter ;)

[hakim0744]

shooting college student is a great thing well if i wasn't a college student :D

[Kingdom007Hearts]

Aaron Eckhart is so good in this movie. Nick Naylor and Harvey Dent is his 2 best roles to me

[Dejanoz]

@trishul100 I don't believe that he actually shaved his head. There are rubber caps that you can wear that make you look bald.. Make up, It's a wonderful thing.

[rightyourwrong]

LOL CANCER BOy

[abuseforapie]

I ever since I saw this film when I was 11, it has forever changed the way I look at morality.

[ROnaldoA7X6]

just smoke weeed bud

[HailTheBackwardsMan]

@AlchemicGnosis I know the human mentality is wierd like that

[Tukee85]

I love when the son whispers, "Please don't ruin my childhood." Classic!!!!!

[jimmy2k4o]

Is it possible to get the answer wrong if the question is wrong

the american goverment is no way the best so write what you want kid since the question is wrong you cant get a wrong answer

[cracklingvoice]

"So instead of acting like a bunch of sheep ... you should find out for yourselves!" Wow ... now THAT is publicity

[SelJaden]

0.56 Ding!

[TheBestDamnNameEver]

03:50

I love this guy. I love this movie.

[TheBestDamnNameEver]

This film is SO cool. Not cool in the teenage way of every damn thing is cool, but in the way that Steve McQueen in the Great Escape is cool. This film is coooool :)

[randomiszen]

"A casual drinker by the age of fourteen, Polly quickly developed a tolerance usually reserved for Irish dock workers"

lol

[rocker4u123]

is your mom a doctor, a scientific researcher, well she dosn't exactly sound like a credible expert now does she? lmfao i love this movie

[popomczowzow]

the video seems squished

[paulmcenaney12]

lol @ classroom scene. HAHAHA

[daf867]

You know everything he says on that talk show is true.

[cashfan123]

IT REALLY IS THE LOOK OF THE DRAW MAN MY ANTIE WAS 92 WHEN SHE PASSED TO THE OTHER SIDE SHE SMOKED ALL HER LIFE NUTS

[thudec]

this movie is the greatest 

[NewScapePro]

this movie is genius

[PhilanVortex]

Please don't ruin my childhood LOL

[SonLastName]

1:26 the number wasnt right

[skillage444]

wow i just watched 5 mins of this and now i really wanna fag

[ssesf]

I love Maria Bello!

[3of11]

Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms...

should be a superstore, not a government agency

[Tonyvillanueva94]

Lmao "Cancer Boy"

[marauder2142]

@Tonyvillanueva94 I laughed at that too XD

[canyonerodriver]

the whole point of the film is moral ambiguity, thats why hes interesting

[Fragdoll101]

'You know that guy that can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.'

[catholmor1202]

my research, speech and debate teacher showed bits of this movie to us and the arguments that he makes might not be the best morally but he makes them in such a way that you can't help but agree with him!

[iKaato]

I love at 0:48 to 0:56 its so dramatic then its "me" lol

[saberdski]

"we do have a very ENTERTAINING government" LOL

[NYgiants1219]

thank you

[hany259]

you know that guy that can pick up any girl? i'm him. on crack. lol best line ever

[D119heavy]

Fuck

This movie is TREMENDOUS

[firemaster885]

@cinemamaniacocc

That's not what he said at all though.

[firemaster885]

What is a vending machine world?

[lexiepz1]

Aaronn is so adorable

[vergilleinheart]

love this movie

[robbynood]

please read from the bottomup as this is part 3. WEAPONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

interesting to note also on the list was information weapon systems.i wonder what they could be ? yeah u watch too much tv .!!!!yeah like some fukin idiots getting paid to put on white jackets and talk shit! where u get news from cnn? u probably think global warming is ur fault becaise of co2! the cause of the suffering n death is ignorance.woof woof !wake up please !oh by the way non smokers die everyday!

[robbynood]

ok.they put socium flourude in drinking water.correct me if im wrong but its the second most toxic ionic molecule on planet earth second to potassium dichromate.the one ingredient of rat poison i think u will find.chemtrails contain barium POISON causes cancer correct me if im wrong.what chemtrsails are benign?

thy dont exist?weather project. i got a question for u WHY ARE THEY MENTIONED SECOND ON A LIST OF EXOTIC WEAPON SYSTEMS IN THE SPACE PRESERVATION ACT 2001?

[robbynood]

STOP BUYING INTO THIS FUCKING CRAP ABOUT SMOKING.SECONDARY SMOKE FUCK OFF ! THERE HAVE BEEN NO CONCLUSIVE STUDIES.SOMEONE PUTS white coat on spouts some shit u lap it up.

[ohtwiddlesticks]

This movie is phenominal & im only on the first part. It is true that no one should complain about cigs except the people who get to inhale shitty second hand smoke. And even then, that should be your only complaint. The stupid people who decided to pick up cigarettes aren't complaining so neither should us non-smokers when they die of lung, throat or some other crazy cancer.

[fetischterranova]

muratti ambassador rules!

[jpd782]

@MrInhibitor You know. Even before you posted this. I thought the same thing.

[qnbs7]

"it's in our best interest to keep robin alive and smoking" ROFL

[shypf18]

seth rogan in the applauding audience at 0:25?

[MrJunkie52]

@shypf18 looks alot like him but checked on imdb and there was no sign of him being in this film. But small roles like this are rare to come up on imdb so it may still very well be seth.

[InternetTG]

appreciate you for upload this but the quality felt fuzzy a lot of times

[BigBadDipper]

"u know that guy that can pick up any girl? Im him on crack!"

hahahaha

[thnguyen24]

it's cool to have parents who are smarter than your teachers! lol

[MuffLoveLgN]

what kind of movie is this ?? it is good

[dudeglove]

Probably one of most well-written movies of all time. I've heard the original book is even better.

[sn3192]

is it me or is that boss the same guy who played Peter Parkers boss in the Spiderman movies?

[hefty1986]

cheak out my website for more vids

[guzyguz4]

its okay.....this WORLD is all about survival of the fittest, its been like that forever......the ones who don't smoke are strong enough to handle their problems by facing them head -on or using other methods(deep breathing, anyone?)....the weaker(no offense...lol) turn to cigarette smoking to relieve their stress..they'll all end up dying, and us non smokers will live and produce stronger, healthier offspring. Circle of Life.^_^

[thnguyen24]

@guzyguz4 are you sure nonsmokers are stronger?

[smackdunk]

"you know that guy who can pick up any girl...i'm him...on Crack"

AWESOME

[mrsupergummibear]

"If you must drink and drive suck charcoal" lol

[gaoutlaw]

"Dad, why is American government the best government?"

"Because of our endless appeal system."

LoL...great line

[gaoutlaw]

I love this movie

[usa1234q1]

This movie is great and makes a lot of true points.

[Kagonic]

Anyway, you're clearly one of those brainwashed antifa morons who think that colour doesn't matter. Try having a little walk in Harlem, we'll see if colour doesn't matter.

I wouldn't mind debating whether it is good for you, a white male, to become a minority group in your own country, but since you're talking out of your ass you're clearly not interested in my opinion.

In short, you're a waste of time. Ta-ta!

[dubblebomb]

@Kagonic i honestly can not beleve you are still wasting your time arguing with people. get over your self you lonely piece of shit