Snatch - Brick Top warns about Pig Farmers

[EdmundoLOL]

i love his speeches..they are so epic haha "personified in this by a orrible cunt..me" haha i always quote that line

[joeynajan]

Necro dead body disposal

[KitsuneProject]

i've got this on DVD, i spend most nights watching it on my laptop :)

[gessIsRaunchy]

/watch?v=657rUVgyA98

therefore is this intro

[sactocapo]

You can keep the silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him!

[sactocapo]

They will go through bone like butta!!

[OtisWild]

IIRC Alan Ford voiced Roosta in the original Hitchhikers' Guide radio show..

[EmilieTempest]

I hope this is not a bad Moment .

[FormerlyMrBean667]

Goody gumdrops.

[ArcticShaz]

Too good for words....!!!!!!!:)

[cbxhc]

one of my fav scenes in any movie, ever

[aloisiusj]

now if you wouldn't mind telling us who the fuck you are? oops, big mistake

[2010mitsos]

I fucking love this monologue!!!

[insanityisvanity]

oh man! his style. can anyone else match him?

[2010mitsos]

I fucking love this monologue!!! Alan Ford is the best.

[checotey]

hence the expression: as greedy as a pic !!!

[jdandroid]

Haha. Those groids are retarded!

[Nozzy819]

Hope this is not a bad moment...

[Wattywatasaurus]

I'm a little nervous. That gentleman who lives just across the way from me has recently bought sixteen pigs, and has just told me he likes the look of my wife.

[smoothcriminal7033]

@Wattywatasaurus Move to the Australian outback asap, and don't tell anyone you're going.

[TheRelentlessEmir]

Necro - Dead Body Disposal

[mican12001]

He may have done Madonna for the money and fame, but this, he done right!

[jljsuk]

absolutely brilliant

[ronanizzy]

An orrible kant! ME!

[bringsik100]

@ronanizzy LOL, that's why i love brittish accent

[TheIrbe]

lol

[JISINSANE3]

I notice The PAL signal format big time over the ntsb/atsb. Who else? The old school blurryness. I like it.

[connorw09]

Well thankyou for that, thats a great weight off me mind.:L:L:L:L LOOOL

[cjwright79]

Alan Ford... what can be said. Magic.

[TankGirl4Life]

Holy fucking shit...Alan Ford!!

¨Going through bones like buttar!¨

¨Heens the expression - As greedy as a pig¨

[garylouch]

its not a reference to indians,i'm a londoner and he says....curry to a pisshead.....a pisshead is someone who drinks a large amount of alchol then does it the next day(binge drinking),most englishman tend to go for a curry at an indian resturant when the pubs are about to close as there can have more beer with their mates and a bit of grub(food).....most pubs stay open later now so this tends not to happen so much nowadays.........brick tops the man :o)

[sephjnr]

12 people here are 'orrible cunts.

[Alxmir23]

love the face he makes at the end of his speech

[squirtleenblastoise]

guys i found a documentary made by louis theroux and there is a guy that sounds exactly like bricktop lol. watch?v=Vugk7MuObZQ&playnext=1­&list=PLAB120288690C1504&index­=14

[lonenut740]

I wish I knew that before; my freezer is full.

[Murat531454]

EPIC monologue, EPIC acting :D

[Tobz73]

I got some pigs,any of you wanna come and see em!,go on, it's feeding time to!!!

[crowRKO1990]

now we are fucked

[SuperElliot89]

hens the expression as greedy as a pig! lmao

[Voidhead]

One of my favorite villains.

[nonofyall]

I love how a small white man with huge glasses can get two black gangsters to shit their pants. I'm black myself so..

[bumermerc]

@nonofyall Brick Top would scare the shit even out of Chuck Norris.

[nonofyall]

@bumermerc Now you went over the top man.

[NYCPulpHero]

@nonofyall cause theyre not gangsters.and its 3 black guys you retard

[nonofyall]

@NYCPulpHero Did I say something that insulted you faggot?

[Poch420]

Do you know what Nemesis means?

[KingCobraOutlaw]

actually its not bad advice

[wcprototype]

one of the best scenes ever..

Great job GR.

[VBlackjackV]

hope this is not a bad moment

[oluoluoluolu]

bestest movie of all timez

[BackFromNowere]

Brick Top is God

[nemke1990]

Oh yeah Tommy,Brick Top loves Tommy...

[puffpuffyogi]

Theres this Rapper Called "Necro", in one of his songs called "Deadbody Disposal" at the beginning you can hear this conversation and some qoutes of Bricktop

[MadaraXIII]

@puffpuffyogi You can also hear this on Cannibal Corpse

[reprat]

Alan Ford is great in this piece

[Hoffasgrave]

lol, hope this ain't a bad momment

[nigerjon]

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[SilverstoneZED]

Scary thing about this; Were I am in British Columbia, the greater Vancouver area, there actually was a real pig farmer that turned out to be a serial killer that was murdering prostitutes and feeding them to the pigs. Turned out to be the biggest serial killer in Canadian history.

[waterloo2003]

@SilverstoneZED yeah that Picklton looks shabby, saddo, corny and literally farmer like in terms of dressing..

[DbirdXmanM]

@SilverstoneZED Yea... my bad

[Banter159]

They will go through bone like buttah.

[DanRioNY]

He looks like Austin Powers a little bit lol

[Chemognoza]

An 'oorible cunt ideed!

[onlypeaceindeath]

Imagine to take the same elevator as Bricktop, Barry the Baptist and Bullet-Tooth Tony. I would weep like a baby D8

[DellaD90]

wonderful..

[nonofyall]

His mouth when he speaks is annoying.

[bimbomtheclown]

shit that is guy Ritchies most demented character

[007DefCon3]

I create the bodies, I dont erase the bodies

[muumula]

Brick top owned it

[steveterriers]

was brick top one of the mods is quadraphilia?? 

[Hugoow16]

@steveterriers No he wasn't a mod in Quadrophenia.

[sheshdd]

0:32 LOL,he grabs his face like saying "we're fucked"

[Mythlcshadowz]

soooooooooowiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiii

[mooseasaurusrex]

I know a few.

Just sayin'. ;)

[Agon89]

turn on the captions hahah, makes it more funny :D

[col06]

@Agon89

haha thats hilarious

[007toft007]

he looks like my dad haha

[B4IRUTUARU16]

-Well thank you for that , thats a great weight off my mind

now-ean if you wouldnt mind tellin me who the fuck you arrre ,apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course ----XD classic

[aleph0909]

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... ME. ... hahah

classic

[rawtofu]

shoulda showed the part where they're about to be put in body bags.

[TheAb1d]

hence the expression...as greedy as a pig...lol

[krisbotha]

brick top is my favorite snatch character!

[UBZUKI]

@krisbotha

Gotta love him.

[ART1975CZ]

Make me a cup of tea Earl Goody Gum Drops

[shakabra101]

for the sake of the piggys digestion

[uvlajzakonje]

Grab hold of his legs...

What you think I'll grab him for? His fuckin' ears?

Hope this is not a bad moment?

ROFLMAO

[CainG88]

Goldie!!! :D

[alucard1931]

Brick Top is maybe the most despicable and vile villain in recent cinematic history. Right after this scene, he threatens Vin, Sol, and Tyrone with meat cleavers and body bags...telling them, "You've got 48 hours....otherwise it's your families, and the pigs finish off what the dogs don't do!" That's real fucking depraved evil.

[LIP15]

@alucard1931

No it's not, this is a comedic gangsta film you moron. Watch some REAL films, based on REAL storeys for "real depraved evil"

Dead mans shoes is a perfect example.

[alucard1931]

@LIP15 who's a moron? If you think I can't judge fact from fiction? I can turn on the news to see "real depraved evil"  I never implied it as in a literal sense...It was a personal description.

[relleize]

yeah

[90zKiida]

Brick Top hes a horrible "cant"

Love this film =]

[PaidGamers]

@90zKiida a 'orrible cant ;)

[PaidGamers]

@PaidGamers on second thoughts ... an oddible cunt

[29203024]

top 5 film ever

[willmross]

bricktop what a legend !!!

[RaXeZ2]

Anyone know the name of the track that starts at 2:22 =

[charbyteU]

thx Babe for the tips!

[TheDiamondBullet69]

its mickey mouse myate, not genuine, and its worth huhhhhhhhh fak all!

[SirBearization]

''Get us a cup of tea Errol''

[badsquirrel987]

Anything to declare?

Yeah, don't go to England!

[tcmsnca91]

Hahahahaha Brick Top owns !

[Critchy39]

"You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him"

Gotta love Bricktop, he is so devilishly dangerous and vicous. Reminds me of myself muhahahaha

[TheJunglesound]

fuck off and die. attention seeking douche.

[TheJunglesound]

you want more attention bro? well you must be having a fuuuuuucking field day!

[chaingang6666]

grab hold of his legs!

what you think i was going to grab him by- his fucking ears!!! best bit!

[kanadyjczyksk8]

they will go through bone like butter... best HAHAHA i love this scene

[hindubot]

thats goldie

[thestrongtiger82]

Do you know what nemesis means??? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent...personified in this case...by a horrible cunt...Brick Top.

[LcoolJfiveoh]

@thestrongtiger82

did he really say that?

[ThaBarbarian82]

@LcoolJfiveoh:

From; formerly known as strongtiger82.....

Everything except the last two words....

[cheochivista]

NECRO-DEAD BODY DISPOSAL sample.

[camdentank]

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

[smileyfaceanimations]

@MadamMarch

You are so off on your entire share!!! Number one ...bacardi is rum.

Number two ...the quote is curry to a pisshead. Pisshead is a racial slur used about people from India because the smell like piss and they love curry.

[MadamMarch]

Whatever.

:)

[nobbyakarobsta]

haha na mate im pretty sure pisshead is basically just from the term gettin pissed and u combine the two words n abracadabra fuk me wheres harry u got the word pisshead dnt think it goes into the racial slur shizzle but nice to kno u do ur homework!

[Raguman1427]

NO YOUR WRONG!!!!!!!!. Everyone who said pisshead you are right, it's not pissant or peasant. It's just his cockney accent. Plus you can find this quotation on Wikiquote.

[alfok]

AWESOME!!! I still remember him as the taxi driver in An American Werewolf in London... great teeths!!

[CrispaCrisp]

lol no its curry to a pisshead u donuts

[jonthepower]

i think its curry to a peasant

[Sixtehn]

"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.Personified in this case by a horrible cunt...Me." - Bricktop

[mikeavfc8472]

bricktop is in lock stock aswell right at the end hes stings heavy ..

[ijolfster]

and the person that narrates the movie :)

[rofldinho]

When he says "you have to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like"...does he say "Kylie to a pisshead" (as in Minogue) or "Curry to a pisshead"?

[trenchtown69]

OF COURSE IT'S CURRY!!!

[21payne21]

curry to a pisshead..........as in drunk

[dumbwoodpecker]

It's "curry to a pissant". Pissant is a reference to Indians.

[EndeavorBellato]

He says "Pisshead"

[rofldinho]

Aye. Makes more sense - firstly, never really heard the reference "pissant" for an Indian (lived in UK all my life), secondly, it must be pisshead, since if he's talking about Indians then it makes little sense. Indians love curry as that's their national dish, so in reference to the pigs here, whether they're starved or not they'll always eat curry. Whereas a pisshead won't have curry normally, but will when he's pissed, as they tend to go for either a curry or a kebab.

[SPYDER420NLR]

5+ Points rofldinho!

[travisharder]

The point is, the pigs, while hungry, will go through the body like Indians do with curry. It makes perfect sense. He's not saying that Indians will only eat curry when hungry, he's saying they eat curry really fucking fast, and when hungry, a pig will do the same with a body.

[imaclownandwillkillu]

Thank you. At least someone besides me saw that rofldinho made no sense.

[TimZZR2]

At that point he does'nt mension how fast they go through it, he did later, he said it would LOOK like curry to a pisshead, meaning an english person wouldn't usually like a greasy takeaway curry, but if pissed up hence saying "pisshead" a dead body would look as good.

[MrLazy23]

No. It is referencing the British culture of going out for a beer and finishing the night with a curry.

[longordr]

@travisharder A pisshead is a drunken Englishman. When he's had enough to drink (or maybe more) he`ll go to the MANY Indian curry houses to eat. That's it. No deeper meaninggs.

[travisharder]

@longordr fair enough (not entirely familiar with some of this British slang). Surprised you even replied considering how long about I left the comment.

[kenfig]

Bricktop is just mean ! but he does get a nasty surprise in the end

[sxlfkta]

Yes, the Westies were no doubt these fearsome & bloodthirsty scumbags/Mob enforcers, as their "ruthless lust for power exploded into this orgy of sadistic blood-letting" that was virtually unmatched in the annals of American crime, as Coonan's wild & crazy crew was comprised of "the most brutal men that this violent nation has ever seen!" For they were the first, along with Roy Demeo's homicidal & very sadistic Brooklyn crew, to really engage in such bloody & savage body disposal techniques!!!

[sxlfkta]

For the impetuous, blood-drenched & mad-dog Westies were at the cutting edge (no pun intended!) when it came to the dark, macabre & gruesome act of human butchery/dismemberment, those sick & utterly depraved fucks (also, from 72-86 that extremely violent Irish-American gang of savage psychopaths never totaled more than 7 or 8 hard-core, sadistic killers, yet they viciously stabbed, shot & sliced up 125 people, eventually becoming the Italian Mob's most feared & ruthless body disposal experts!).

[sxlfkta]

It seems that Brick Top took this pg from the Jimmy Coonan playbook on how to dismember this body piece-by-piece, for that was Coonan's field of expertise back when he was the BOSS of the blood-crazed & ultra-violent Westies gang in NYC circa 1972-86 (the Irish Westies were utterly ruthless, wild & bloodthirsty, the "most savage organization in the long history of NYC street gangs!" as they chopped up over 125 bodies in 14 years!). Compared to them Brick Top & his boys were total PUSSIES/WIMPS!

[pjaylett]

"You gotta starve the pigs for a few days... then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head" - brilliant!

[m515umc]

water way to have a bricktop time = hahaha what a bunsey kerry mcandrews

[m515umc]

BRIKTOP = KERRI!!!

[chanty501]

:L class

[Critchy39]

He is right ol Bricktop, but it is easier said then dont to just cut a dead fucker into individual pieces.

Maybe a better way to get rid of a body is to dissolve the body in a barrel filled with acid. Now, it is always going to be hard to get hold of this deadly stuff, but if you have a body to get rid of you must be a pretty dodgy person capable of getting some.

It seems very easy to leave a trail of clues if you feed the corpse to hungry pigs.

[napsspur]

geeza, i think you are looking a bit too much into it.

[mplayer1021]

but he actually wouldnt dissolve it in acid, it would be easy to break down the proteins within the skin and muscle by putting the body in lye (sodium hydroxide) or using lime or burnt lime (calcium oxide). but the problem is your still left with the bones and a big pile of goo but you can dispose of the bones by rubberizing them in vinegar.

[peepeevagi]

So i take it a hatchet and a starving lot of pigs are the best way? lol.

[Feanic]

doesn't the columbians use this technique?

[Optimusnorm]

Don't the columbians...not "doesn't" ;o)

[DarkXAce]

haha brilliant! and for those that haven't seen 'brick vader' yet, i strongly reccomend u youtube search that right now!!

[flintdole1982]

Bricktops charactor is based on ron kray

[M1keF1tzPatr1ck]

2:26 - 2:46 Classic Line.

[zeratulin]

master piece

[tsenamaster]

Hey adamskeleton, this movie made more money in the States than everywhere else in the World combined, so speak English. What the fuck is a twatwaffle????????

[KBoogs719]

i was looking for the part right before this, when the yardy was like "what has he got a tea cozy on his head for?!" I've seen this movie 5000 times but for some reason when i watched it yesterday i died laughing at that part. he goes "i'm not a fucking witch doctor", lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[fantasycommish]

Grab a hold of his legs. What'd ya think I was going to do grab him by his fkn ears.

[777kru08]

1 of the greatest movies ever filmed :)) i love this moviee!

[dr4win9f00l]

Basically, yes. And I'd say I'm more patriotic than you, regardless. <3

[dr4win9f00l]

It's cunts like you who make me ashamed to call myself an American.

[moondogg43]

my favorite scene....awesome

[adamskeleton]

your a twatwaffle and a raggie homophobic

douch bag is reserved for cock suckin rich guys tha have on pastel pink polos that pop there collars while spending there daddy's money

[ryko26]

twat

It's his quote from Snatch.

So you know where you can put your dumb yank douche bag

[justbefoda]

what is the song in 2:30 ??? help plzz

[ryko26]

such an amazing performance - I find it hard to believe that Alan Ford isn't actually "a horrible cunt"!!

[RoswellGearbox]

Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt... Me...

He's harismatic!

[jtw64]

Do you know what Nemesis means ? Superb!

[Blazefire33]

They will go through bone like butter.

my favorite line

[xxxSparkles13]

curry to a pisshead. LMFAO

[GazaStew]

the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head...

[tubemalacca]

They should send Bricktop to Egypt to help the pigfarmers over there from getting their pigs slaughtered.

[critchlow39]

I think bricktop has forgotten to say that its not just any old pig you can get to dispose of a body for ya.

They need to be lancashire pigs, starved, deprived pigs who are desperate for something to eat so they can have the chance to roll in their own shit again

[larchbank]

orrible cunt ...... me

[MaraDoJane]

His glasses are FUCKING massive.

[dardunit]

nemesis

[Alex11554]

I think it is very funny that Errol comes in, drops off Brick Top's tea, and then leaves, right in the middle of all that nonsense that was going on in there.

[MadamMarch]

Christ I love Bricktop :D

[GlobeeCat]

"They will go through bone like butter!"