Ralphie May - Just Correct - Part 2 *Top Quality*

[ChicagoMusic]

lol @ took the rainbow. I am gay i like that too funny.

[huntrtidwell]

black girl will pull a blade out of her titty

[JjKamiandKaity]

aint like its magicly dilisouse

[justin11421]

hahaha 

[LongMoneyTrey]

that girl at 5:04 look like she knows exactly what he talkin bout lol

[preschoolpimpan]

"we all know OJ did it" *dead silence*

[rodeo179]

too pussy to use the word nigga.

[TheOinkyDoinky]

@rodeo179 it's not that he's too pussy to use the word. there's a fine line between a joke, and disrespect.

[NinjaBooKitty]

Why would he?

[lettuce623]

one of the best routines ever made in my opinion!

[mrA991s]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههه

you're the best white comedian ever

[xoTeddyyBear]

iif the dick dont fit yuu must a-quit xD

[rumours77]

And yes, he is funny. :)

[rumours77]

First time I heard him on the radio, I thought he was a black woman. I see I was wrong.

Sistah Girl need ta stay away from the Ho-Ho's and start snacking on some Testosterone!!

JUST A JOKE!! IT'S JUST A JOKE!!!!

[alanmeires]

fuck hes good ...

[BillKiernan]

he killed it. respect.

[wildabeast135]

If the dick don't fit you must equip 

[Yadiiiiiiiiii]

@wildabeast135 ACQUIT, YOU DUMBASS.

[yankman22]

I love when he hits his hand with the microphone. Funniest part in the entire set

[FermJR]

Who's bubbles :O ?

[EastEndAirsoft]

thumbs up if this guy should be the president.

[Pataaar]

All you americans whining about your gas prices, what the fuuuuuuuuck

I'm currently paying just under $8 a gallon of gas, fuck my country.

[ajmidget94]

@Pataaar damn! but at least your country is pretty damn small, no big road trips

[StrongFreak13]

$2.23 a gal?!!?!?!? hahahahahhahahaha

[Kittani1977]

"If the dick don't fit... you must acquit!" ... classless... but classic all at the same time... This dude rocks.

[OmzieDarg]

it was acceptable for him to make gay jokes only because he looks and sounds like fat lesbian..

[freda580]

fuck you bubbles!!!

[RitzDaCracker1]

hhaha "fuck you bubbles"

[BigDTinyE]

Sounds like stolen material and basically impersonating a certain overweight female black comedienne.

[Lilladyhawks2017]

@BigDTinyE what r u talking about just watch and laugh like if u agree wit me

[TvBroadcasted]

"If the dick don't fit, you must aquit" lol

[arra009]

i love this guy

[lisa100r]

funny as fuck

[runner4life1984]

4:28 ROTFLMAO!!!!

[lordgreeves]

if the dick dont fit u must aquit rofl

[FretboardToAsh]

Oh man, he swiped the floor with just about everything he could there.

[smcdenver]

too funny.... i'd love to see him live

[1974littlelady]

Love it

[fatboybake]

$2.23 a gallon. LOL

[fragboy]

Man that guy is so fat cuz all he does is suck nigger dick all day

[aegisknox]

@fragboy i think your name means you are a lot closer to suck a dick then he will ever be.

[Matt8605R]

@fragboy aww wtf kind of crap is that? Way to show your ignorance fag.

[mfads1990]

i would take one in the chili ring if i could pay $2.23/gallon again.

[ICPpSyChOPCI]

"I'm not about to take a 15 mile detour so little bunny foo foo can walk up and down the street saying, yay for dick I like it in the butt, not when gas is $2.23 a gallon. Fuck you bubbles go suck dick in your bedroom." lol

[Joshri11ownz]

i wish gas was $2.23 a gallon.

[theotherredhead]

@Joshri11ownz I wish it was 3 cents a gallon like in the 1920's :(

[chsfreshsurf5]

"If you can take a dick in the ass you sure can take a joke" HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[acemisterxxx]

this man has a gift for making people laugh that shit was hilarious!

[Datguyagain713]

OJ DID IT

[LilJames429]

lol

[KiiDope]

4:30 LMAO

[KiiDope]

yeah i wnat my rainbow back! B(

[GlassyBoone206]

"If you can take a dick in the ass, you can take a joke"!!!! lolllll

[ChangeZ89]

@GlassyBoone206 Tracey Morgan said this to about gays, I wonder who stole it off each other

[GlassyBoone206]

@ChangeZ89 Either way both those dudes are fucking hilarious :P

[Skydrifter420]

@GlassyBoone206 He started that joke and everybody jack it from him

[yankman22]

@GlassyBoone206 carlos mencia stole that too

[jszarecki]

@GlassyBoone206 wow... Did Carlos Mencia steal that joke too?

[selahbwuai]

@jszarecki link????

[jszarecki]

@selahbwuai it wont let me post the link for some reason... but i found it on google pretty fast.

[peeweelocs408]

shes a funny lesbian lol

[foxunitBrown]

kwameharris that shit was funny xD

[vba4accountants]

6 people must of had a dick up their ass!

[kalajel]

Ralphie May is hillarious! This routine is just great for those of use who have it up to here with this political corectness bullshit!

Ralphie May is the blackest white comedian I know, and I mean this as a compliment.

[sexxigurl1413]

Lets see, 19yr old white woman. 6ft 8in black man . Fucking Hilarious !

[MiisHollister]

What a rainbow got to do with suckin dck anyway.??

Its not like its Maqically Delicious.! LMFAO

[Hrko1992]

hes got sum flavor :D

[SrpskaPrinceza1]

haahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[Simsalisivan]

This shit is amazing it is the funniest thing i have ever watched!

[kfe1995]

Is the woman at 0:22 crying? hahaha

[ChildrenofAmory]

Dear unfunny fat guy,

YOU ARE NOT BLACK.

That is all.

[inkra1]

@ChildrenofAmory Man stfu take that shit somewhere else. Hes not being anything thats just the way he is. Hes just correct.

[sargevsu]

I like how he says crackers and chink but not one time did he say nigger nor talk about fat people.

[inkra1]

@sargevsu I have the Big Black comedy show on DVD he dose say nigger.

[whatwhat98]

um how the hell do arguments about vaginal bruising = rape or not get into the comment box of a video about a hillarious fat man telling some of the best stand up jokes ever?

[ChildrenofAmory]

@whatwhat98 Probably the same fell magicks that allowed the comment:

"hillarious fat man telling some of the best stand up jokes ever?

I'd rather listen to Patton Oswalt throw up for for an hour straight, than listen to fifteen minutes of the Ralphie May Wigger Experience.

[whatwhat98]

@ChildrenofAmory to each his own

[BlindTom61]

@ChildrenofAmory Take that stinky dick out of your ass...

[BigTrixterTV]

"Not when gas is 2 dollars and 23 cents a gallon, fuck you bubbles, go suck dick in your bedroom" LMAO

[DNSCRAY24228]

wait i think carlos mencia stole the if u can take a dick u can take a joke.

[Gsnickets]

@DNSCRAY24228 that's all mencia does, he just steals jokes.

[DrKovorkian2012]

@DNSCRAY24228 If you look up joe rogan and carlos mencia you will get a video that he put together with other comics where they completly prove he stole them and interrupt one of his shows to confront him about it. It's pretty fuckin' hilarious.

[kronos2015]

wtf they argueing about you got one of the best up and comin comedians playin you wanna argue take this shit to judge judy

[cudder22]

Stop arguing about shit, enjoy the video..damn

[kayu38]

its obvious that the girl just wants to fuk kobe up for the moneys... 3 types of semen? cmon im pretty sure we're all old and smart enough to realize shes a WHORE... kobe shuda called da cops on her for rape

[pinkyltd]

if you can take a dick in the ass you can at least take a joke. haha

[Kudelcity]

Nice, but does Ralpie has a new show? Nothing new......

[guardgirlshay10]

you dirty krispy cream bitch! hahah

[jimmaytonner]

Holy fuck $2.23 wow it's sooooo expensive

[HDBudd]

Fuck you Bubbles!!

[JustusGregorius]

You call this "*Top Quallity* the sound is dreadfull

[mrbigstuff360]

Lmfao

[STFU2254]

fuck u bubbles

[brandonbroadwater]

If the dick dont fit, you must aquit

[jeffcityjays11]

Hahaha--If you can take a dick in the ass then you CAN DAMN SURE TAKE A JOKE (:

[sandiegoboy42]

hilarious



[ThomsonCory]

Loved it!

[Leo240sx]

IF THE DICK DON'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUITT

[slowwwpokkke]

He used this bit before...

He's still very funny! :)

[tejhim]

@slowwwpokkke all media reuses material. Especially bands on tour, the same as comedians on tour. Still good shit to hear and this guy is funny as hell

[skriller123]

funny

[FishKing30]

fuck tibet, free kobe!

[cshubs]

"Oh, jeez, this is my 1st rape. You're crazy." Too perfect.

[SiMsGuRl941]

"If you can take a dick in the ass then you sure can take a joke!" ROFLMFAO!!!!

[Tap1ZBar]

This Is Not Tha "Just Correct" Movie I Got It On My Channel

[chyme3]

lol when he is doing the theroy it sounds like a marching band lmao

[DeeJay2491]

Oh no you didn't motha fucka!

[tyrquebracey900]

funny azz hell

[lexsoccer6]

hey fuck you tisstetten its called a fucking joke. fuck head

[tissetatten]

the kobee jole was NOT funny.

vaginal brusing and terring is rape you idiot!

[FishnGrease]

@tissetatten That whole segment was extremely poor taste.

[tissetatten]

@FishnGrease totaly!!

[tissetatten]

@FishnGrease thank you.

[Joe55D]

@tissetatten, as a point of fact no it's not. You're honestly going to say that if there is vaginal bruising and tearing there had to have been a rape? Bullshit. Now I don't know if Kobe committed a crime or not, I'll assume he's innocent until someone proves otherwise like I would with anyone accused of a crime. But sure it's at least possible he did it. Either way vaginal bruising and/or tearing can definitely happen from consensual sex. Your statement is pretty dumb.

[tissetatten]

@Joe55D Well I dont know how you have sex, but if it results in vaginal ingery I would defenatly call itrape! Stop watching porn and learn how to please a woman in bed!

[Joe55D]

@tissetatten, that's pretty ignorant on your part. You are honestly going to try and contend that at no time during consensual sex will a woman naturally sustain vaginal bruising or tearing? I'd admit that tearing is a little out the norm, but bruising? Shit that's really common even if the guy isn't that big. Don't make it about me just because you're ignorant.

I'm married, I don't watch porn, I just have enough knowledge and experience to know your argument is horseshit.

[tissetatten]

@Joe55D YES that is presisly what Im saing. Sex is not some brutal act as its should be about pleasure, and vaginal ingery is defenetly not that! I sugest you stop watching porn! in idndia the woman ALWAYS was on top becus it was consiterd brutal otherwise, becus the woman is more delicate, the missionarys that came to india started having sex with women in other ways thats why its called the missionary. And its very hard for a woman to climax that way to. SO yes GOOD sex shouldent inger anythin

[Joe55D]

@tissetatten, look this isn't about porn or the history of the missionary position. It is a simple fact that vaginal bruising is extremely common even when there is no "brutality," even if the woman is on top. You are clearly not very experienced or you'd understand that. I am not talking about extensive injury, but bruising happens, even from consensual sex, even from great sex. The idea that bruising equals brutality is ignorant; the idea that brusining equals rape is downright moronic.

[tag1989]

@tissetatten shut up you idiot, you know nothing. the kobe joke was funny. and i hate gold digging whores

[tissetatten]

@tag1989 you are the idiot, and I know more then you do little boy!

second of all NO woman is a whore.

And as if somewone would go through vaginal abuse for some money, PLZ!

Obviussly you know nothing about the femail psyckie or anatomy!

[tag1989]

@tissetatten you know more than me? lol not only are you an idiot but your also delusional.

their plenty of whores out there that would sleep with a rich famous guy and shout out rape just to get a pay check.

some of these people are planted to ruin peoples careers and as mason yourself i thought you would of known that.

i dont know your gender but your either a whore yourself or your a guy thats a sucker for one.

"vaginal injury" hahaahaha yea right.

[tissetatten]

@tag1989 my hamster knows more then you son.

As A woman I do know what im talking about.

Normal SEXZ shouldnt leed to vaginal damage, if it doues it is clearly WRONG!

[tag1989]

@tissetatten all women are different, she just so happend to have a tight 19 year old pussy. their is nothing wrong. just bitches who complain, you know nothing.

[bignate1993]

GO NUGGETS!!!!!! FUKK KOBE!!!!!!!

[burdin08]

lmfao ralphie you are the man..this kobe shit hmm hmm bahahah

[kwameharris19]

"If The Dick Don't Fit You Must Acquit" lmfao

[paky91EMOD]

@kwameharris19 nooooo she just dont get it! xD

[AubrynVonStrange]

LMFAO!

[chifour66]

What's up w/the rainbow? That shit aint magically delicious.

[Brantyl]

a black girl will cut him like she got her hair wet ROFLMFAO!!!!!

[ezkeyboardkid58]

lol if u can take a dick in the ass u can sure take a joke the funniest

[MilleniumBones]

Ohhh this was too Funny!!!!

[mangina2495]

if the dick dont fit you must aquit

[YesterdayLand1]

I remember seeing ralphie on a black movie. He was the mail man getting chased by a dog. LOL. The way that he ran is hilarious! Just picture an extremely fat guy trying to run, with a do behind him. Anyways, the movies is, "For da love of money."

[Akpk3r]

Just a theory.. LOL!!

[kingseko909]

fuck man that foos funny

[T0m291189]

christ what a terrible audio quality

[jakeny7]

that laugh at one minute flat. holy crap

[cdude123456789]

your honor if the dick dont quit u musta quit! hahaha

[808kamahiwa]

from 1:40 - 5:32 is fricken hillarious!!!

[xPirus26]

ya so damn fuckin funny man....Shiiiiiiiet......funnie­st guy ever!!! love ya!

[haterule]

fuck u bubbles LOLz

[littletaterdumplin]

I ain't willing to take a 15 mile detour so little bunny foo foo can walk up and down the street going yay for dick I like it in the butt, not when gas is 2 dollars and 23 cents a gallon, fuck you bubbles, go suck dick in your bedroom, I ain't got no problem with that...just get the fuck outta the road... ROTFL!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[Brantyl]

@littletaterdumplin hell yeah i fucking fell out of my seat on that shit lmfao hahahahahaha

[jeffcityjays11]

@littletaterdumplin haha. thats def my favorite part of this whole damn video (:

[ManofChaos88]

@littletaterdumplin

AGREED. I was in tears from that especially!! XD XD

[blackrustedvan]

Is he from the ghetto or the trailer park? Which side is he trying to be?

[saiyinfox]

@blackrustedvan

He is aiming for both. He is actually trying to bridge the racial gaps by being both. He wants to attract both audiences and give them something in common.

[novomlinski]

@blackrustedvan the white one

[dumbasshadji]

He got balls and he is funny but he stole a lot of jokes. Sure it's entertainment but don't take credit for shit other people have created.

[runner4life1984]

"4:28" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I cant Breathe.

[charmuffinsquish]

He stole the rainbow joke from Joe Rogan; what a douchebag.

[bunkka84]

No he didnt, Joe Rogan did the Rainbow joke in 2007

This was filmed in 2003

[froggerchanovsky]

I heard it from Demetri Martin too... is it Rogan's or Martin's?

[TheGrandmastercash]

if the d!Ck dnt fit u must quit

[MrThc247]

ROFLMAO

[NekodaC]

lmfao

[fbichick2003]

LMAO

[cdavis361]

FUNNY

ASS

SHIT