'Look Out There's A Monster Coming' by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

[frooglepop13579]

I'm only 18, but my dad plays this in the car, he has the compilation of all their albums, and think these guys are brilliant =D

[frooglepop13579]

I'm only 18, but my dad plays this in the car, he has the compilation of all their albums, and think these guys are brilliant =D

[MultiTheundead]

I no like. Ceek thee ppookie monster in the clostet. Or something. Gibberins SLitherin

[roleplayfreak]

That is the craziest name of a band I have ever see, they must be really good lol

[BYERE]

@roleplayfreak They always were and the few that are left still are awesome! Saw them live a few months back for my birthday :D

[guinfred]

and three-four!

[valmorris]

I used to sneak this record out of my parents record collection to listen to it. This song in particular! I never thought anyone else knew about it! They have given to me now. But, I'm 36!

[dharmaseed]

"Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!" LOLOL

[horridh]

horridh

how DO you actually pass a swimming costume test ?

[anonUK]

@horridh

36 24 36

[horridh]

bet i wudnt pass the swimming cossie test

[LockNTross]

Look out there's a monster coming!

Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hair

I had removed electrically.

I rejuvenated my energy cells

And regained my virility (grunt grunt).

(He put my hand on my heart?),

(I am changing the part?).

He had a machine for a mummy.

Please be gentle with me:

I come to pieces literally.

[LockNTross]

Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose,

Plastic surgery's best.

To cut down my weight off comes my left leg.

I pass a swimming costume test.

Are my sideboards too long,

Don't my aftershave pong?

I know my new nose ain't runnin'.

What's wrong with my tie?

Am I getting too high?

[LockNTross]

Undetectable in normal everyday use.

Look out there's a monster coming!

Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh,

Everything is just great.

[LockNTross]

But it was a size too big.

What confidence in my new built-up shoes,

So smart for winter or summer.

[LockNTross]

My image was wrong, I didn't like me,

So I changed my personality.

I bought a delux Merseybeat wig

[LockNTross]

Magazine marriage I tried.

They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls

Have been trained in the art of pleasing men.

Be lonely no more, open destiny's door.

For one dollar they arrange a meeting.

[LockNTross]

Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,

Life was passing me by.

So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;

[rickityshack35]

Craig Ferguson (CBS Late Late Show) done a dance to this song on his show on Apr 6th and I fell in love with this song

[iamnotdrtran]

Geoff Peterson!

[Stationario]

@iamnotdrtran

So how do dating agencies work nowadays?

[Ruserbros]

This song is amazing.