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  • I love me some funny music over some science-fiction

  • First of all don't start a religious debate on a joke video please. It's a joke nothing more.

  • That made me hard.

    

  • 165 people love torture porn.

  • oh god I forgot this existed. so awesome.

  • Havn't seen this sketch.

  • Merry Christmas!!

  • dude that shit was too funny i like really didn't wanna laugh though xD

  • First off he's not a zombie. He isn't his own father there is God and then Jesus and then the holy spirit. God is over all, Jesus is the word that became flesh, and the holy spirit is the word here with us on earth, but they all are together connected. It promises eternal life if you believe in Jesus and follow him, not symbolically eat his flesh. He isn't your master, he doesn't make you do anything that's why its called free will. Its called a bible, read it sometime before you assume.

  • @SmOoChIeFaCee The bible? You mean that fantasy book where a god kills millions of people because someone pissed him off? You will probably reply saying that you're not a religious person and you were just disproving those funny facts, but that top comment refers to stupid rites that millions of believers think and do every day, not the actual bible word. To be honest, even your explanation doesn't have any realistic sense, exactly like 80% of the bible. That's why they are "believers".

  • @Requiemes Um he didnt kill many of people because they pissed him off? What are you looking at dude? Actually I am a religious person and im not disapproving of those "funny" facts. They arent funny and they arent facts. We all have our own beliefs and you can have yours. Im just saying that that is not what it says in the bible and stop slamming it until you know about it. My explanation has total sense. And the whole bible makes sense. We believe because we have faith. Try it

  • @SmOoChIeFaCee What about egyptians? Did you really read the bible or what? Old testament anyone? What about all the racist, misoginist and nonsense shit wrote in the Deuteronomy? I know what you did, you just read what you wanted and left the "bad" things wrote on that book, like every religious person.

  • @Requiemes And you only read what you wanted and took the bad out of it when it wasnt supposed to be that way. Did you also know that the old testament was before Jesus was born and people thought that they were doing right by being bad? Your sitting here making an argument on a subject you know pretty much nothing about. And your being discriminatory towards religious people while trying to say the bible is bad because their is racism in there. So how is what your saying any different?

  • Am I going to hell because of laughing at this? :)

    If so I will give Satan hive five before being tormented. :D

  • all u eveil ppl make fun of jesus will burn in hell,i pray for u all to be roasted as little chicken for sure,GOD bless u fellas

  • Fuck you nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo!

    I'm a christian

    and i fucking laughed nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • We're all sooooooooooooooooooooo going to hell XD

  • lol" hahaha.

  • Adding funny music doesn't make it any less sickening... Not saying it really happened, but come on, this is a person being tortured for crying out loud!

  • @ulodetero lol

  • @ulodetero

    No, it's an actor playing a part.

  • @Tatoon

    Duh. There are also gruesome deaths, rape scenes, cruelty etc depicted in movies. These are terrible horrific things, and are meant to be experienced as such. Adding funny music in no way lessens the severity of the events.

    Leaving aside who is portrayed (doesnt matter), and that it's "just" an actor, look at the subject matter. A helpless man, covered in blood and vicious lacerations, weak with blood-loss and pain, being beaten and whipped before your eyes.

    And you point and laugh.

  • @ulodetero

    "These are terrible horrific things, and are meant to be experienced as such".

    They are meant to be experienced in whatever way the viewer chooses to.

    "A helpless man, covered in blood and vicious lacerations"...

    ...which he is not, he's an actor playing that part. That isn't blood and he isn't actually in any pain. I can't leave aside the fact that he's just an "actor", because that's the whole point. If that was real, I wouldn't even be able to watch it, much less laugh about it.

  • Do I go to hell if i laughed?

  • i don't like this , you make the Passion of Christ freak and rudely .. !!!

  • AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA...

    Thank you.

    I had a shitty day and totally needed that.

  • this is funny, but imagine if there was a movie about Mohamed and someone made a video like this... muslims would lose their mind like they did with the drawings LOLOLOL I HATE MUSLIMS!

  • I didnt know I was christian until I watched this video. It really made me feel bad... and laugh.

  • This could be the funnist thing ever

  • Effing Hilarious. Great work. I'm going to show all my friends. Love that sax. Jesus the whipping boy (insert sax here).

  • This is stupid n ignorant not funny at all. Smh

  • @SEXYTREBLE1984

    Yeah I prefer his later material, where he drives around in a van solving kooky, religion based mysteries

  • @SEXYTREBLE1984 lol fag

  • @lostchief fag plz bitch ignorant lil punk like a bitch on the internet saying this lol

  • haha i'm catholic and thought this was funny as fuck, damn i sure hope this isnt a sin i have to confess for my comunion

  • @ozzyh1995: Oh.....I'm going to hell for laughing....

  • im not catholic but i dont find it funny for some reason...

  • @encoder1988

    my bet's on Aspergers.

    

  • The bible is so slapstick...

  • This is exactly how this film needs to be treated.

  • I fapped to this

  • I'm going to hell xD

    I don't care if I'm not a christian, I'm still going to hell xD

  • i laffed. 

  • Jesus is probably watching this in Heaven going "Oh no you DIDN'T..."

  • I'm going to hell for laughing at this...

  • @iEffinUUp Heroic!

  • Featured on TV Tropes! =D

  • @Hammerslay... Jesus still loves you whether you hate him or not. Did satan bring you to this world? No..Jesus did. Tell me why satan still trembles when he knows that God is there. SATAN HAS NOTHING ON GOD.

    God > satan

  • @mikaisoj Satanism > Christianity

  • @mikaisoj Didn't know the doctor who delivered me was Latin! Amazing! How do you know this?

  • @mikaisoj please end your life, your bad for intellectual growth

  • gally gee, oh boy jesus is sure one cartoony character!

  • Ha Ha !!!

    Sensationell !!

  • The liberty to express your self is and should be present at all time and in time for the span of everyone life time. I won't even say or think what God would do. I can't think or imagine at that level. Just by looking in and around earth & space it self. We will be judged one day. What day? I don't know. If there was something funny about this am not even going to figure it out. Judgement day is very real so I will only say is I'll see u there.

  • The movie so called "Passion" is more blasphemous than this video. You have a sinful man playing God. It is packed with biblical inaccuracies. It focuses on the wrong thing which is the physical sufferings. It is full of white people instead of Hebrews. We don't know what Jesus looked like. It is by the words of scripture we are saved and not pictures. It portrays a half christ because you can't show his deity in a movie. I respect emcflat more than 2nd commandment breaking papist idolaters.

  • Is that what you and your sister-wife learned in your Alabama church?

  • the person who made this video will not die in a good way, and i am sure that god wont let him live happily now and after his death too.

  • @jerwinjoshuah you and your god are evil turds

  • @jerwinjoshuah fuck off sky bogey

  • you christans are sick !! and you call ous muslims aniamals !!

  • You are a sick motherfucker, and I LOVE it :D

  • @fredcharlotte i do indeed agree with your statment.

  • ROFLMAO HILARIOUS!!! the song made that horrid movie better. XD

  • So much win...

  • I would say this is absolutely great, because even with the Benny Hill soundtrack and comic editing, the message of the film still shines through as clear as a bell - if anything, it reinforces it. (the soundtrack was typical overdone Hollywood faux-exotic bs but it's still a powerful piece of filmmaking) And to you fellow Christians who ARE offended, take the stick out of your rear end and lighten up.

  • This is the most disgusting video i ever seen, since i enter on OFFENDED page, this is so disgusting, the OFFENDED page looks now like a baby bunnies page D:

  • sad news- the passion of the christ movie was a very sad movie.

    Bad news-emcflat you better pray and believe in god or else you'll burn in the lake of fire. Your choice.

  • @tykemario Very christian, believe what i say or i will kill you

  • @fowlkenz "Now yer gett'n it!" *smack!*

  • @tykemario OoOhh Oh no you didn't! xD

  • @tykemario Ouch! Well, I guess that's one reason to follow a savior: if you don't, you'll burn in a lake of fire. I can't imagine being satisfied with my marriage if I knew that the only reason my wife stayed with me was she would burn in a lake of fire if she didn't.

  • So like who is this Mel Gibson? He musta' done something pretty awful to get beating like that!

    Humans we're created inside of test tubes. "Gods" we're Aliens or past civilizations with greater technology that we're broken up. Prove me wrong you cunt.

  • @timtaylor97044 You mean a movie?

  • that is so wrong LMFAO

  • y will burn

  • Jim Caviezel dies for you!

    

  • So....much......win

  • religion was invented for this video to be made.

  • lmao

  • Jesus is the reason we're all alcoholics and druge abusers. Rye Mold is psychedellic and well, wine gets you drunk. D.A.R.E. to refuse the Lord. Jesus, not even once.

  • Jesus Christ was a dirty, filthy, lying piece of toilet scum. He has tortured and killed the poor and innocent and rewarded his murderous foot soldiers with riches and power. He is the abominable offspring of the rape of a Hebrew whore by the evil demon that calls itself Yahweh. Lucifer is the one true Lord and Saviour that will give us unconditional love and protect us from the evil Yahweh and his bastard progeny Jesus.

    EMBRACE THE INFINITE LOVE OF THE DARK LORD!

    I COMMAND THEE TO SUBMIT NOW!

  • @Hammersley1967 I would by the mighty Pencil is my God, he can creative and taketh doodly life away.

  • @RYCloud92

    Kind Sir, YOU ARE A VERITABLE GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR!!!

  • @Hammersley1967 I find comfort in your gentle praises my good man, may the almighty Pencil draw only good things for your path and use his holyest of brethren the Rubber to erase the bad.

  • ahhahahahahahahahahah im gooing to hell.

  • ....for the stupid immature children.

  • HILARIOUS!

    

  • Lol good thing Jesus didnt exist or i would have felt a little bad

  • Not funny. Only a snake would make a video like this.

  • @VitoArc

    I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKEN FACE OFF AND SMASH YOUR FUCKEN FACE IN!!!

  • @Hammersley1967 how do you smash something in after you ripped it off?

  • @jubeidamasta

    You throw it on the ground and...

    SMASH!!! SMASH!!! SMASH!!!

  • eso ya es una burla hacea nuestro dios 

  • dude is a guy having a bad day and you make fun of it?

  • hahahahahahahah

  • pppppfffffftttttttttthhhhh >XE

  • I hope God forgives you All!!! Im from RUSSIA and to me You All american Stuped spoild Mamas Boys Biches! But To God He Still Loves.! So be Happy!!!

  • your a soulless bastard if you laugh...haha....lol

  • you better take this shit off right now yo have no respect for the lord

  • @gtavicecityfan02 oooh look, the Holy Inquisition is here! @emcflat you'd better take that video down, or ELSE

  • @gtavicecityfan02 hahaha oh yeah hes really gonna listen to you! LOL!!

  • @gtavicecityfan02 who the fuck cares?

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  • EPIC (Y)

  • stupid comments... you dont have respect...

  • Now we just need one of Muhammad

  • YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

  • the sound effects are the worst, really.

  • why did i laugh at this?

  • YEAH! GO ROMANS, CRUCIFY THAT FUCKTARD! And then crucify him again! And burn him, barbecue him and eat him alive! Hehe! : )

  • epic

  • This... This is the perfect video.

  • whats the first song? 0-0:10 ??

  • This, gentleman, is made of pure and concentrated win

  • This, gentleman, is made of pure and concentrated win

  • Aw, nuts! That Jesus fella sure gets into all sorts of wacky situations!

  • @arachnoman2099 lmao

  • @arachnoman2099 roflmao

  • Dude...I laughed, and I'm Christian...I felt horrible but I couldn't stop giggling. THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME STRAIGHT TO HELL BENNY HILL WTF D:

  • hahahahahahaha it's so funny i can't stop seen this hahahahahahahaha so grate

  • I love how no one, not even dedicated Christians, are PMS'ing about this video, but when it comes to 9/11 Benny Hill, of that disgusting inside job controlled demolition, everyone's fucking shitting bricks and whining like street corner whores. It is a sad day when so many people idolize and are nothing better than ignorant, oblivious drones to the world's most corrupt institution..

  • @GoldenZealot21 If you say that 9/11 was an inside job and a "controlled demolition", then you're an idiot, a complete moron. End of story.

  • @winterstellar

    Says the brainwashed cunt XD

  • The music and sound affects are funny, but the discomfort from watching all that extreme pain kinda ruined it

  • So bad... so bad...

  • seriously sick, funny though and sad... i dunno what to think really...

  • :@ RETARD !

  • i love this video

  • Why the FUCK is this restricted to 18 and up?

  • i wacht this on good friday whill i eat bacon

  • This is the best thing ive seen all day!

  • for all those who are knocking me about having a belief in GOD, please if you're an atheist, don't insult me for my beliefs. I have alot of respect for atheist, agnostics, buddhists, or whoever you want to believe (or not believe) in, so please show respect. I'm not the one on here saying "DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, YOU NON-BELIEVING HEATHENS FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO!!!!" In my opinion, the video don't really bother me because, from ONCE AGAIN what I believe, GOD would've been laughing too lol.

  • hahahahaha!!!!

    author respect from Ukraine! :D

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  • the passion of the chrst is hilarious without the music- with the music its 10x funnier.

  • Jesus would've been laughing right along with us. I bet GOD has a sense of humor.

  • Bet Jesus is up in heaven right now having a laugh looking at this clip.

  • wow this is jacked up, but couldn't help but laugh a little. y'all wrong, y'all WRONG LOL!!!!

  • Christians, bless 'em. Always good for a laugh.

  • you should try some grammar school over sunday school, kiddos

  • yall will all fucking burn in hell. laff now but when u atheist basterds die u will all fucking burn. then who will be laffing. yall are Godless little pussy peices of shit. i am a catholic and i am proud

  • @johnathanm62 you know.... thats not very christian.... have fun burning in "Hell"

  • hmm. Explain how carbon dating proves the Earth is more than the so claimed 6000 years old as put forward by the book you trust so much.

    I believe Allah is offended, I believe Zeus is offended, I believe Buddha is offended, I believe Vishnu is offended, also believe that Ra, Osiris, And Aphrodite are all offended by your ignorance.

    But then again, you so cling to your deity known only as "God" while disregarding all others. Tsk Tsk, not a good believer are you?

  • wow, such language. (calling pope benedict or whatever his name is) "Hey pope, not gonna call you father because I don't remember you knockin up my mother, uh, one of your 'peoples' is up on youtube swearing like a old jew after losing a poker game."

  • @johnathanm62 For your benefit I will be performing a spelling and grammar check on your comment submission. The first "yall" should be capitalized as it is the beginning of a sentence, this is also true of "laff," "then," and your second "yall", as well as every inclusion of the letter "i". In addition, there should be an apostrophe between the letters y and a, making the word an abbreviation of you all. Sadly, I don't have enough remaining characters to tell you why else you are an idiot.

  • @johnathanm62 Actually, I can. For someone who is "catholic" you certainly seem to have a couple deadly sins going...in ONE comment...about religion. That has got to be the most sacrilegious thing posted, and this is a video making sport of Jesus.

    Anyone who could be that cruel must take PRIDE in his actions, especially while being WRATHFUL. You disgust me and I laughed at this video, that's got to say something. Goodbye and Godbless

  • making a parody of an already cartoonishly violent movie? Bangin'!

  • Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

  • Cool!

  • I can't believe this, you make me LOL watchig this horrible thing, awesome!

    I'm 100% agree, totally blasphemy!

  • I got an erection watching this

  • @steelinferno88 u wud wudnt u...

  • @steelinferno88 SOCK MY DIIIIIICK ANTILL ITS Erected and then COLL you MOM And YOU Sissters for me! YOu litel Bich!

  • @steelinferno88 lmfao wth

  • OMG I'm In Awe Right Now.

  • XDD Truly that man was the son of God~

  • żal mi Cię.

  • If Jesus saw this video, you know he would lol.

  • Christians are dumb. :)

  • Oflagowywać to gówno!

  • Hilarious.

  • trzeba być kretynem żeby przerabiać pasje w ten sposób. puknij się w głowę...!!!!

  • Hehe, "borderline"??? This is good, straight blasphemy, it isn't just "borderline blasphemy", hehe:)

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Dude, this clip changed my life!

    I hope my video response prooves worthy enough :)