The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monologue - WTF with these photos?

[meagangracevancouver]

yeahhh! lovin the vancouver vibe in this video! (where im from) she was there in aug and i got to meet her! love u ellen

[RuthJey2012]

@meagangracevancouver YOU GOT TO MEET ELLEN IN AUGUST?!?!?! I tried to get tix to see her ... and possibly meet her and Portia walking around!

[Hananhinnawi]

@mistylover112 oh u must live in Louisiana like me

[mistylover112]

a hurricane is coming towards me and im scared cuz my house floods alot. so i have been anxious all day and she made me really happy:) thanks ellen

[Jeffieboi]

@ 2:56 Gay fish!! (South Park reference fyi)

[VampireDiaries1300]

ellen youre loved all over the world :D

[TheMeliste]

I just love Ellen Degeneres. Too funny in here show,we need moore of Ellen in this world;) I'm from Norway and after the terrorattack I needed to smile:) And she just did that...

[donna1175]

Some joker was playing with that tv station LOL

[ChrisBurtonCanada]

2 Canadians! YAY!!!! GO British Columbia in Canada!(Where i am :D)

LOVE ELLEN! Im a fan and want her to Visit Vancouver! or langley!

[yylikeutube123]

"DIXIE NORMOUS"? I don't get it. Someone help me? (sorry, coz English's not my first language, so ... )

[tasha18tasha]

@yylikeutube123 lol when you say it it sounds like "Dick Enormous"

[yylikeutube123]

@tasha18tasha oh boy! lol thanks!

[AngieSacree]

@tasha18tasha aaaaaaaahhh. now i get it! :D

[USMCdrummer06]

That's awesome...that's so good. DIXIE NORMOUS. Should have been on the simpsons

[USMCdrummer06]

That's awesome...that's so good. DIXIE NORMOUS

[houlmouth]

Women be careful who you marry...greatest piece of advice.

[mayayuri]

DIXIE NORMOUS!!! LMAO!

[CullenAlice0]

hahah i love it sooo cool that picck ana´d hahah how tony is laughing i love it

[TheCrookedTeeth]

Oh my god, Dixie Normous XD