Food Critic Fail

[slidesbyme]

Theirs much fairness going on which is nice

[loner1878]

Maybe she thought it tasted like cock.

[kloputzer113]

press 7 rapidly for milf doing great handjob

[sethgershonfrydberg]

@des0connor your obviously lying because no person in their right of mind would admit something like that on the Internet

[MarioPainter925]

keep pressing 6

[EcoDimension]

pee sauce.... pee salad... a whole lot of penis

[00MsPaigeAnna00]

"I feel that there-there's much penis going on there." Mhmm. She's got something on her mind.

[adda241]

she loves her some pea-ness

[des0connor]

Look, fellow failbloggers, I'm not very funny. So there is no chance that I'll ever get a top comment. I am however clinically depressed, and criminally insane. So if I don't come back from my shit to find that I have a top comment, not only will I get so depressed that I kill myself, but I'll also kill all of you after.

[pinkfloydrule27]

Is the rest of this clip on youtube? The mans face after she says it is epic

[xXSherviNXx]

The actual video is 14 seconds, there is about 11 seconds of the stupid Failblog logo,intro, outro, and then 0.001 second of the "comment" at the end of the vid. wtf.

[MrCollinlol]

with a hint of ass

[GetLikeMalik]

lol i look at the top comments on every failblog video and all are always funny

[TheEpicBieber]

she seems to like the taste of pea ness

[DancingSpiderman]

GODD I LVOE YOU TUBE

[CocoWhy]

i never though you can fail as a critic LOL

[AirgunCollector]

TO FAILBLOG: ME, NOR ANYONE EXCLUDING SPONGEBOB CAN READ THE "TOP RATED COMMENT" OR WHATEVER IN HALF A SECOND. I ACTUALLY HAVE A HARD TIME PAUSING IT THAT FAST. BEWBIES.

[ElmerDurrer]

Join us next week for Battle: Vagina.

[detinUretsehcnaM]

hannah storm laughed because she knows all too well about the pea-ness

[spark614]

she can have my peaness salad

[residentevilmusical]

im pretty sure she had alot of penis going on in her slutty mouth before

[godly04]

Slut

[alon0katz]

much penis yea me to

[AnotherIdiot]

Full of country goodness and green peaness.

Wait, that's terrible. I quit.

[playasadonejoe]

@AnotherIdiot

THEY'RE EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!

[TheTrabonometry]

this isnt even funny wtf

[cheezypotatoes]

LOLOL SHE SAID PENIS. Everyone laugh.

[2291chainsaw]

Peaness!, come on guys your so dirty.

[Echopizza]

Shes on the penis diet.

They cut the part where she says and this white cream taste like ______.

[PaulKevin14]

She forgot to brush her mouth because of what happened last night D:

[ANAS577]

she like penis (there is much penis which is good)

[punnanpro]

can women do anything right?

[iObsidian]

She says "Pea-ness" for the idiots who don't get it.

[rooster5man]

@iObsidian Let the idiots be idiots :P

[iObsidian]

@rooster5man Lol

[rooster5man]

Was she having an orgasm from the food...?

[sweetgyy]

that cutie was thinking of me lol 

[Samstorm139]

I start laughing but the comment puts me off, because it goes SO QUICKLY

[drazznoro]

GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THE FUCKING COMMENT SO FUCKING FAST IT TAKES ME LIKE 5 TIMES TO PAUSE IT AND READ IT!

[Aseastin]

pee sauce ??

[thatYGOkid]

y thank u

[69bigalo69]

Wow, a woman failing in the kitchen. There's no hope left for her, except maybe in the bedroom, judging from her liking of penis!

[matthewmasonman1]

which is nice.

[nukeurhouse12]

Looks like she never had any peanesss, but her milf friend did indeed!

[SuperJuggler123]

was that hannah storm 0:17 wtf is she doing on the food network! get back to sports!

[Greenlats]

You can tell she said that on purpose...look at the smirk she made at 00:15 before saying it...

[YourConsortiumBody]

love iron chef america XD

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

I love how she followed it up with "which is nice" lol. CHAMP.

[DarkGuyAnime]

i think she watch porn

[Dragonbreath02]

thumbs up for pea sauce looking like pee!

[yayeohana]

quit thinking about it... geezzz!!!

[Oshyrath]

Onetime, that woman looked at my report card and said, "I feel like there is a lot of A-ness."

[crypticnivek]

@Oshyrath Onetime, that woman looked at Oshryrath's report card and said, "You must have no penis."

[Oshyrath]

@crypticnivek My name is not Oshryrath. YOU FAIL.

[MsMarc1234]

...Which is nice. I bet you think so..

[Lenas813]

lmfao oh gawd..how embarrassing. XD



[CartoonKai]

Come check out CartoonKai's tips on how to pick a Mexican restaurant!

[SmashBros913]

whore

[jbohler33]

slut

[TheWizardWeiss]

''Which is nice'' slut o.O

[s0beit]

Much penis indeed.

[TimesAwesome]

Yep, there is too many penis in there

[lekovic199]

lol its iron chef

[1234TheDMAN]

Thats What She Said!

[dtanobo]

She would love my cock salad then.

[MissMassacre99]

Mmm much 'pea-ness' indeed ;D

[UristMcgee]

That food critic is a real dick.

[rct3isepic]

apperantly it has alot of "peaness" EPIC FAIL

[APPresents]

now thats what i know she does lots of blow jobs :/

[AwesomeMr213]

The old man's face says "You promised you wouldn't talk about it!"

[randomgraduate]

peaness is what she meant.

[olliet24]

i can smell your pea ness are you sure you have washed your vegetables?

[HDPrOj3CtzZ]

Pea-nut,Pea-Sauce,Pea-Salad,Pe­a-ness REALLY!!!

[ThedeadMapleoak]

00:18 The old man is looking at her and thinking `` Oh yeah? Theres a lot of penis going on down here too. ``

[blackwood4]

@ThedeadMapleoak hahaaaaaaaaa. funny sht

[JacomeFelg]

0:17

"There's much piness to go around!

[4hand561]

She still has that taste in her mouth? o.o

[reblreed]

lol peesauce

[blackwood4]

@reblreed eek!

[ando1135]

green giant "pea-ness"



[blackwood4]

@ando1135 lol

[FlameFlyerBurned16]

she was like theres, theres much pea-ness going on which is nice. Then, the old guy says "dude".

[trippintim00]

Why the fuck do they make the comment at the end go by so fast?! They have a 7 second intro and like 0.025 second comment that takes me 6 attempts to get paused! It's ridiculous

[34lespaul]

@trippintim00 I know what you mean. Watch it again and press 6 as much as your heart's desire. The other chick almost chokes down her drink. I thought that was the funniest part.

[HarveyKillsYou]

I sense much pea-ness in this meal!

[snizzlefrazzy]

"there's much pea-ness". wait that's terrible, i quit

[icedragon295]

Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

[onamor8]

"which is nice" xD

[pokejon13]

HEY can i get some pea-nuts over here to go with my pea-ness (:

[Lucky6232]

i'm french and i didnt understand u_u

[Thecrazyfish12]

@Lucky6232 So you don't know what penis is?

[Lucky6232]

@Thecrazyfish12 Sure i know, but .. i dont understand what they say, so .. x)

[GretzkyTheWonderDog]

The real question is:

Why the hell did the editors leave this part in?!?! LOL

[jizzkhalifa2011]

dont cook anything with all A's because that guy will feel like theres much "a"-ness

[CutesyBubblez]

Yes, it is nice.

[VideosAMSR]

press 7 over and over lol

[kiddmayem]

Where's the highest rated comment 

[DkingTV1]

STOP MAKING THE COMMENT AT THE REALLY FAST !

[LandSquirrels]

@DkingTV1 I KNOW RIGHT IT PISSES ME OFF

[hockeyhuntingriding]

why isnt she cooking?



[keoshe7]

lol she had a penis for dinner XD

[TheGuinnessboys]

thats what you get for trying to be too fancy with your words.

[toriverw]

Remember: You cannot find pea-ness in a dictionary. But you can find a word that sounds like it.

[TheStarvingFood]

Wow, the top rated comments aren't kitchen jokes.

[PeterGriffin60]

Thats what HE said

[alwaysriteneverwrong]

The comments at the end of the video are so retarded. They're not even funny.

[Huntsmanpro]

keep preesing 6

[MRhydrogen100]

0:15 theres much penis going on here, witch is nice

[CeloxUmbra]

The. penis accents the flavor in a way...that...

[XGangstarX]

its funny because i thought she meant penis



[MRhydrogen100]

@XGangstarX in reality she did

[TheBrodzie]

@zubex22 LOL TRUE XD

[zubex22]

after taste of last night o.O

[TheXRealXBrapp]

How could she even think of that in her head without knowing it would sound wrong?

[Pearlharbor350]

Peaness? Like too much?

[webkinzextremefan]

what exactly was she trying to say?

[JJAB91]

@webkinzextremefan Pea-ness

[FreshKicksz1]

She said penis.

[MASTRCHIEFMOE]

pea-ness

[Fixiefag]

@MASTRCHIEFMOE i was pondering why in the hell she would ever say penis until ur comment xD

[zJuniorSP]

@MASTRCHIEFMOE penis.

[Marureenu]

peaness xD

[MrJordanCheng]

waitwait theres too much PEE - NESS going on here.. WHUT

[JustMe0zzy]

@MrJordanCheng Pea*

[IPlayBadminton]

>Insert joke about reproductive organs here<

[Vristavko147]

keep pressing 6 hahaha !

[kroganeye]

ohh my is that.... is ohhh it is!!!! peaness!!!

[MikeDoesCwalk]

She was saying "p-ness" cause the food is mainly starting with "p" so.. those other people got the dirty mind :D

[Nits25]

Waiter.. there's a reproductive organ in my soup.

[policepoo1]

She would know

[withagunxxxx]

Should add some ASSparagus.

[nicnats1]

lol she said pea-ness

[ShadowsRstrong]

pea sauce and pea salad and penis, oh my!

[TheSyrupMan]

666 dislikes because of me

[aiden1340]

@TheSyrupMan not just you! think of the other 665 people who disliked this. if it wasn't for them you wouldn't of made it 666.

[MrBigBEARHUNTER]

He must of added some damn good ingredients in there.

[thadjay]

i wonder what she was doing during the break

[zxccvbnsdfgh]

if you press 7 over and over again you will hear "heroine is nice"

[alex5000an]

You saw that other lady laughing at her XD

[ThaDudeIsAwesome]

Peter Griffin: I KNOW WHAT A PENIS IS!!!