SMBC Theater - Superman vs. Aliens

[ChoopaEverywhere]

I'm just going to pretend this is Black Adam in disguise.

[Oprichnik2]

lol, world should have more heroes like that :O

[TheDrCN]

How many of you can honestly say that you wouldn't do the same if you were invincible and had ridiculous super powers?

[glowworm2]

I lost it at the battle plan. "This is the face of an alien being fucked to death."

[Bananaishness]

That is one of the best SMBC theatres yet. LOVE it!!

[jonsicoli]

Talk about superdickery!

[modelmajorpita]

Fucking to death all the bankers who crashed the economy would be pretty awesome.

[bud389]

*sigh* it's just not the same as WKUK.

[Arimanthael]

LMAO



[LuckEnducedDeath]

I wish I could bleed out of my eyes like superman.

[Enum995]

was that his O-face?

[McNoah94]

I consider this a birthday present, cuz it was uploaded on my birthday : D

[squreshi10]

I was hoping someone would point out Superman was an alien and therefore one of them.

[iamantony1]

I thought this was meant to be Superman, not commander Shepard....

[sponsoredwalk1]

Why would you bleep out the FUCK? This isn't tv!!!

[supergenius1994]

@sponsoredwalk1 SMBC does that all the time

[squealpiggy]

@sponsoredwalk1 Comedic effect. Sometimes SMBC has swearing, sometimes it bleeps it. Depends on what's funnier.

[StrawberryBoy100]

rape them to death, touch 'em on the penis.

[Somerled45]

Lex Luthor shoulda had a kryptonite dildo.

Strike one...

[Totema1]

This is how the banking crisis should be solved.

[tubeuser2222]

this video deserves a billion views...seriously. SMBC ROCKS

[agrowthnerd]

the world would be a safer place just because of the widespread fear of

,*(((*Super*)))*, rape..... just have SM speak at every high-school.... *shivers in fear*

[FunkyM217]

Superman is NOT A DICK.

[TheJazmincha]

Well, I don't know what you do at home, but I don't fuck with the laserbeam.

[TheJazmincha]

Well, I don't know what you do at home, but I don't fuck with the laserbeam.

[CR4TES]

Do you miss those guys?

I don't miss those guys.

[Coldsnowrt]

Dude, I would not mind being fucked to death.

[kiddingme01]

@Coldsnowrt Are you Robin?

[softapplepie]

That guy is hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

[Kogerii]

Great ending!

[shahsaurabhshah]

1:25 Zach looks like he is an alien who is being fucked to death

[TheEmperorOfFire]

1:25 is the same face my girlfriend gives me.

[irishtrash15]

f*ck an alien to death, touch him on the penis

[Elolzabeth]

Are you threatening Jon Brence?

[giantmonkey]

Proving once again that all Justice needs is a booooonnnneeerrrrrrrrrr.

[oysterlicker]

Superman IS an alien!

[tannedNgreen]

It's called a Three Strike Law. Three strikes, and Superman fucks you to death.

[WhiteKnight74648]

47 people have 3 strikes

[part2themovie]

relevant video comment

[BenBasgall]

Well I don't know what you do at home, but I DO fuck with a lazer beam.

[multiplemes101]

do you miss those guys, i dont miss those guys

[NevrSURRENDER]

the message is so obvious. We have superman in the white house, let's just let him do his job.

[jeikobu21]

i defeat my enemies the very same way

[fws91]

lol that's awesome. Superman told those news reporter whose boss. Unlike Batman.

[MikeLitoroius]

thumbs up for strike 2

[CptnObvious21]

I love the campy Superman costume. Such believable abs. :)

[omgitsmikegravel]

@CptnObvious21 The spit curl! The spit curl totally makes the whole thing work!!

[LargerThanLifee]

what's this touch him on the penis crap??

[Terrakinetic]

@LargerThanLifee It's a fucking disease fueled by retards. The cure is

thumbs-downing them and marking it as spam.

[Jacolini802251]

@Terrakinetic I prefer the Superman way and fuck them to death but what you say works too.

[S3NtryW3B]

lol. 0:03 - 0:07 the flag at the top doesn't move :D

[miltonfaust]

FUCKED TO DEATH FTW!

[tibodeb]

"Mmmh! Good press conference."

[Girguru145]

the laser beam line was brilliant.

[Emhilradim]

Dude, it's not funny anymore. You idiots killed it.

[Blahdalizer]

And I thought Spider-man was a superhero/rapest.

[tinlv7]

lol, this is why they invented kryptonite.

[libertyphoenix777]

@tinlv7 Yes, I think so...maybe Kryptonite BULLETS!!! Would be a GOOD THING right about now!!! Superman has gone INSANE!!!

[Claubuza]

Threaten a journalist, touch him on the penis.

[aquilifer10]

fuck him to death, touch him on the penis.

[GodOfRessurrection]

Three strikes, and superman fucks you to death.

PURE SOLID GOLD

[sgtbill46]

Hmmmm....and what exactly was the guy smoking when he came up with this concept? Just curious.....

[Kiensai]

@sgtbill46 YOUR SON

[Neal8900]

No matter how many times I watch this, I still find it hilarious.

I just today noticed that in that first scene, with Superman facing left, he is mirroring the eagle at the top of the flag pole.

So much subtlety and thought to detail, and still so hilarious.

[J4N15]

I WILL FUCK YOU TO DEATH

[killerogun]

I have been laughing solidly for 10 whole freaking minutes after watching this!

[Skoodge80]

im pretty sure its just fans doing that

[ladders1]

1. If you don't like it, don't watch it, simple as that.

2. Just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean it's not funny.

3. Most of the posts criticising this were spam because they only said it sucked without giving any reasons.

[kingblargle]

no you just like balls in your mouth

[Jacolini802251]

"Then why don't you let me do it my way?"

[nhmllr725]

"Then why don't you let me do it my way?" Priceless

[NAWTPROF]

I have watched this video at least 100 times and I still find it hilarious!!!

[regentKraken]

"I don't think that's how-"

"Strike one."

"Are you threatening a journal-"

"Strike two."

"..."

So wrong - and yet - so very right

[JLynxton]

just the change in facial expression when he says "strike two" is priceless. Love it!

[Theycallmetomu]

Superman is a dick.

[Xephirox900]

What does smbc mean ?

Suck my big cock?

[Theycallmetomu]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

[RydWolf]

@Xephirox900 Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

[stgm]

The "swooping" noise he makes cracks me up.

[Fayanora]

LOL! I loved the "strike one. Strike two." bit. Didn't care for the scream, though.

[Prickish]

You should try go fucking yourself. A better use of your time.

[Jurianug]

I love this, it's the same as the comics

[NeoTechni]

Could have been better without the scream at the end

[stgm]

It makes it funnier, that's why.

[MrLukestardust]

How does the deal with his enemies. LOL

[echoes222]

:D::DD:D:D:D::DD:D::D:DD:D:D:D­:D

[MrGorillaback]

Brillant!

[jackassohmajor]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­"

[ZombieFet1sh]

This is my favorite sketch so far guys, keep up the fantastic work!

[Vadskye]

This would not work if Superman was not played so absolutely brilliantly. A very good show!

[Eggland21]

3 strikes... and superman fucks you to death.

[Lilyonsan]

strike one, strike two

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

A week later, this skit is still cracking me up! Gotta love it! But it makes me wonder? Does this mean Lois Lane is dead??!?! I smell a follow up..

[Jack827]

Sadly, he "accidentally" he fucked her to death

[Eeljen]

Best one yet, imo.

I still love the comics more tho.

[GabeMorris]

Weakest of the SMBC-Theater videos. Genie still the best.

Extrapolating from that... well, it's not pretty. :(

[Endaene]

It'd be hard to top the genie one.

[CoverHaven]

your theater pwns the comics.

Love it!

[GameBlazer923]

Great as always, can't wait for the next one!

[gamerunknown]

He reminds me of that guy from Father Ted

[BardicLasher]

It was mostly just weird, but I cracked up at the very end.

[Graehaus]

Awesome, go get them superman, yay!

[BuffGamer]

This one is amazing. Simply brilliant.

[ElSingario]

We can't all be your uncle playing Wii Baseball.

[zporkz]

ROFL, hahaha. This is what I would do if I were super man. Just fuck anyone to death who gets in my way.

[Daffanka]

Ahahaha. This is funny as hell.

[technicallyabsurd]

"This is the face of an alien being f**ked to death."

Another video made of pure gold. I look forward to seeing what you are going to do with a loincloth and wings!

[tychoSNM]

what the fuck is this?? this is SO sick, its disgusting... Superman is immune to caries!

[Cerberus1992]

wait a minute...Sept. 9 wasn't a friday!!!

[PaxCeciliaPwn]

"I don't fuck with a laser beam." made me laugh so hard

[Elephantintheroom01]

That three strike rule sounds pretty effective.

[1h1d1w]

I was hoping to se some alien pr0n :3

[Elephantintheroom01]

Thats strike one.

[Eggland21]

Best one yet! I love Zach's face when he shows the diagram. xD

[FreakinHernandez]

definitely best one yet!

i like the comics better, but those are some funny videos.

[WLDFLD]

eh.

[harvardjanitor7]

stupid

[johnatspray]

best one so far

[iamsmileyman]

don't ever stop making videos, guys :)

[InterludeAuthor]

Probably my favorite one so far. KUDOS! :D

[danno1111]

Superman looks more like an older version of Elliott in E.T. than Henry Thomas does.

[tropmonky]

"Do you miss those guys? I don't miss those guys" Awesomness!

[Megamickel]

Three strikes, and Superman fucks you to death!

[TheDarkKnight0333]

XD Fantastic.

[themongoosedog]

Nice. My favorite so far.

[alexw1522]

VERY funny video guys, but just a little fact checking (friday sept. 9) can go a LONG way

[DrDivad]

My god man, the world didn't end 2 days after!

A tragedy yes, but move on!

I don't see you stopping every single other day thinking "Hmm, what world tragedy occured in the past that I can moan about"

[dragonclaw15]

If you're referring to the sept 9 comment, what Alex meant was that Sept 9 was a wednesday, not a friday.

[alexw1522]

thank you! i don't know what dr. d's problem is, but he's taking me WAY too seriously. mainly the ocd talking when i was writing the ending, you know?

[BruceMcManly]

Nickel did a great job in this one.

[Illnevertellyoueverz]

Poo...I accidently hit the thumbs down....I meant to hit the thumbs up! Nickel did do a great job on this one! Stupid sleep deprivation! Can't hit a darn button right!

[DementedJuggalette]

hahahaha superman's solution to the banking crisis...and lex luthor. and annoying journalists...

[dicekar]

hahaha great

[StANTo]

But superman IS an alien.

[DarthTofu2]

Hahahaha! Awesome-and-three-quarters!

[Plasmakater]

At least he does his job...

[ermenrich]

Note to self: Put lump of Kryptonite in pants. It might be the only thing that will save me... or give me cancer.

[Lardothefox]

strike one

[JesusWey]

lol Before Superman dies all alone he will fuck everyone to death.

[johncar11]

Great concept.

[praguepride]

WWSFTD? -> What Would(n't) Superman Fuck To Death?

[SimkinC42]

I need that on a bracelet.

[praguepride]

awesome. If that 3-strikes rule was in place you'd see a lot less crime.

[aquilifer10]

He had laser vision AND x-ray vision.

[svd348]

He didn't have lazers, he had X-Ray Vision.

[Pandor25]

Well yeah >.> if superman decide to fuck you to death your kinda screwed >.>

[Theonewhoclimbs28]

Tee-hee. I love your multiple entendres.

[Dimbo]

'Three strikes, and Superman fucks you to death'

lmfao

[aparkhurst1]

I don't remember Superman ever screaming while shooting lasers out of his eyes.... It always seemed odd that he was so casual about his eye-lasers.

[nohohongs]

:DD

[d3sirio]

Very nice, but it lacked something. The bottom line wasn't strong enough to last that long, imho.

[benthediceman1]

Hehehe, genius :D

[endplanets]

strike 1  strike 2

[exactoman]

But... but...

SUPERMAN IS AN ALIEN

Does that mean he... masturbates himself to death?

...ew...

[TBones2121]

This was the best one yet. Well done

[bittercup87]

SMBC Theater is the Oscar Wilde of our generation.

[hypah2]

should have used add/lighter color/screen blend mode on the lasers imo

[zerite]

Shit keeps gettin' better.

[SobaniForce]

This is pretty damn cool. Go Zach & friends!

[TheiRadish]

I love SMBC. FUCKS YOU TO DEATH.

[Aperpheldy]

fantastic. Very...I was going to say witty, but I'm not sure it works. Hilarious

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