Bucket Fillers-Have You Filled Your Bucket Today?

[Chayo016]

That's a lovely message! (...Except for the fact I read Homestuck and now it's pornographic, but still xD.)

[AnonymousJustified]

I'M 6 SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS.

[claudizh333]

I will laugh forever the purple bucket is sad and empty

[TheMaliciousOverlord]

uHHHH, hOW DID THIS, MAKE IT PAST THE FILTERS?

[Landorkus524]

So if your bucket is empty it means you're sad...

This explains Eridan's issues.

[wolfgirl73095]

*furious masturbation* 

[animerules4346]

THIS IS SO F*CKING PORNOGRAPHIC!!!!!!!! 

[simpleRatio]

...that bitch is right. What kind of sick fuck would try to steal from someone's filled bucket? I would hope the wrigglers of today wouldn't have to be told that!

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

MoThEr Of GoD! ThIs Is HiLaRiOuS!!!!

[Agalakachikaboum]

I guess I'm the only one who thinks this is a good message here- and that hasn't read Homestuck yet.

[ZimGIRLuna17]

@Agalakachikaboum Guess who this is. Just guess. lololol.

[ZimGIRLuna17]

You don't make borderline pornographic stories for wrigglers.

[SmartBlonde250]

'It's the title of a wonderful children's book.'

Hehe. Not on Alternia.

[TheGallade42]

D4V3, H4V3 YOU R34D TH1S??? YOU WOULD LOV3 1T!!! >:]

[aaaaz12345]

see? this is the video i remembered when i put that letter from me and jade and davesprite into that bucket!!! i was trying to be nice! but i always forget that trolls have some weird thing against buckets.

soooooooorry.

[MeowimkittyX3]

WHO IN THE HOLY FUCK WOULD MAKE A STUPID FUCKING STORY LIKE THIS TO LITTLE WRIGGLERS?!

[XXforeverXinsaneXX]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH OH MY GOG THAT IS AMAZING. What would karkat think of this?

[DayglowWolf]

human2 read thii2 pornography two wriiggler2? no wonder theyre all me22ed up.

[katsy0c0]

i d0nt kn0w if im 0kay with this

0_0

[PigMasterMach1]

What on Alt3rnia is this filth?! This 6ook was m3ant to 63 r3ad to wri99l3rs?! That is so wron9 on so many l3v3ls.

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

o)( my, you r--Ead t)(at to wriggl--Ers? 38(

[starrynite724]

WoAh, ThIs ShIt Is MeSsEd Up, BrO :o(

[KimikoKiroshima619]

th!s !s so damn w3ird =_=;;

wow buck3t book

[XxXKoumoriRingoXxX]

0maig0g

+his is s0 inappr0pria+e...

Why do +he wrigglers need a bucke+ book!

[Bl1ndAr13s]

uU: what. why is this for wrigglers? yoU hUmans are sick. U_U

[sarablack10]

someone should buy it and parody it with HS characters.

[ChefMae387]

wwell i kinda like this vvideo

but a course id be the sad empty purple bucket

fuck

[SilverMage412]

@ChefMae387 sweet jesus mae XD

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

3:08 So clearly, Vriska is a bucket dipper for Tavros.

Oh gog, I couldn't stop laughing while I was watching this SOMEONE HALP

[BardofRage]

Go FiGuRe, ErIdAn's BuCkEt Is EmPtY. 

[IronicJelleh]

"When your bucket is full, that means you're happy, you're excited about life."

OH GOG WHAT

[DarknessOverAll13]

NO. JUST. NO.

[graythedemonwolf]

okay 2eriiou2ly?? ii dont even know what two 2ay two thii2...

[LeFreaks1234]

Lol i dont even read homestuck and i get it xD

O-O

[creepeahsgunnacreep]

Why is everyone flipping out? Buckets are normal and anti-sexual things to everyone!

[Alphapkmn]

@creepeahsgunnacreep Not to Homestuck fans!

[Brighttalon27]

@creepeahsgunnacreep ...... YOU MUST BE NEW HERE >:T

[Cloudycastle]

W41T L1TTL3 WR1GGL3RS 4R3 C4LL1NG YOU TH3 BUCK3T L4DY!!?

YOU S1CK HUM4N!

JUST W41T JUST1C3 WILL B3 SERVED!

>:(

[TheInsaneWombat]

I love how almost every comment is Homestuck jokes.

[hubu99]

how could you 2how thii2 to wriiggler2 thii2 ii2 2traiight up pornographiic iim flaggiing thii2 for wriiggler abu2e thii2 2hould not be on thii2 web2iite

[RosaBien]

that purple empty bucket is Eridan

[rsipos34]

3WWWWW WHY 4R3 YOU S3LLING TH1S TO HUM4N W1GGL3RS?!!?!?!TH1S 1S MOR3 PORN4GR4PH1C TH4N 4N 4CTUAL BUCK3T!!! I M34N, HOW MUCH W3 C4AN F1LL OTH3R P3OPL3S BUCK3TS?!!!! 4ND F1LL1NG YOUR MOTH3RS BUCKETS???? 3WWWW!!!

[spookynoodlegirl]

MY EYES. ;_;

weh weh

[VriskaSerket]

What the fuck is this gar8age????????

You market this to wigglers?!

[YouDuck2345]

wwhat

[YouDuck2345]

@YouDuck2345 wwhy is my bucket empty

oh gog

i think i just gagged a little

wwhat is wwrong wwith these humans

[MegaWolfLover99]

It's sad what Homestuck has done to me ._.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

Experiencing Homestuck has fucked this up for me.

[Janemetalcat798]

ThAtS nOt MoThErFuCkInG cOoL, mAn. ThErE aRe GrUbS oN hErE. :o(

[lethraxin]

The equivalent of meatspin or lemon party for trolls.

[SweetOtakuism]

CRYING OMG. HOMESTUCK...HUSSIE...WHY.

[TheInsaneWombat]

thii2 ii2 2o 2iick

[smartgirl889]

bUT,,,wHYYYYY???

[TragicRewrite]

I love how the empty bucket is Eridan's blood color XD

[superdelibird]

Why Homestuck

wwwhhhyyy ._.

[kisamania1]

TH1S 1S BO4RD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C BLUH >:[

[Tisuoi]

Children are far to young to know of kismesissitude and matesprits at that age. What's wrong with you lady D:?

[iamemilyrosex]

Curse you, Hussie. I'm watching this and hearing it as a sex education class.

[Tatsu0chan]

I don't think I want to fill my parents buckets...that seems odd...and gross

[phoenixboy4263]

@Tatsu0chan OH RIGHT, THE BIZARRE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST, I FORGOT. OK WELL LET'S SAY THAT'S HYPOTHETICALLY A PROBLEM, EVEN THOUGH I'M RACKING MY BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND WHY IT WOULD BE. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM, BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST THAT STUPID.

[Tatsu0chan]

@phoenixboy4263 Disser, is that you?

[NocturneXofXShadows]

So wait when you do something nice you fill it up

so if you do multiple nice things for people

ITS A FUCKING ORGY?!

[Kitteny101]

borderline pornographic

if they read homestuck

maaaaaaan they will regret this

[aaaaz12345]

@Kitteny101 Needs one more a.

[mozarttheprincess]

This is so pornographic.

>:T

[Sdfckz]

:33< oh meow gog..

[BTIsaac]

@glpl111

Silly injoke. Aliens in this really popular web series use buckets for reproduction, so naturally, a running gag involves similar reactions every time one of them sees a bucket.

[Kidtechb0y]

0_0 jegus grist

[RikkiRocksAgain]

I love how so many of these comments are in the context of Homestuck xD

[MusicaSkittles18]

Thank you Hussie. Now I can't take buckets seriously anymore. xD



[tjl1297]

you

sick

fucks

[DandyAndyWinters]

oh cod. evven im embarrassed. this is reely sick. you glubbin sick fucks.

[MrHylianhero]

Waitwhat. Goodlordpeopleseriouslywhatthe­hell? 

[ClockWorkKairi]

Vulgar

[Saffyzay]

OH MY GOG, HOW 1S TH1S SU1T4BL3 FOR HUM4N WR1GGL3RS TO R34D?! TH1S 1S ON3 OF TH3 MOST PORNOGR4PH1C TH1NGS 1 H4V3 3V3R S33N 1N MY L1F3!! >:O

[Janemetalcat798]

MoThEr FuCkIn' MiRiClEs.

[MISTtumbles]

Oh.

Oh no.

[kgirlsworld]

WONDERFUL CHILDREN'S BOOKS!? THE BUCKET LADY!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK HUMANS. FUCK YOU ALL. FUCK EVERYTHING.

[NiyuAruProductions]

WoAh ThIs MoThErFuCkInG sHiT iS aChIlDrEnS bOoK? HoNkHoNk. ThAt Is SoMe WiCkEd ShIt BuT oH sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg WrOnG mY bRotHeR

[xolovemexhatemexo]

This... this is erotic fanfiction written about the reproduction system in third-person. This doesn't belong in children's books. This doesn't belong anywhere.

[darknessvampire3]

oh gho3h why ii2 thii2 even on here! Ju2t no.

[Scatterss]

It's funny that the things in the bucket pictures are rainbow colored, it just makes everything better.

[MrConcreteDonkey]

notice how the eridan bucket is empty and frowning

[KB19001]

PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

[KB19001]

:33< the.... the horror!

[AutmnWolf]

She got it wrong. When your bucket is empty, you're a virgin.

[Pcoky]

i wwill some day

youll see

glub

[sOShayOs]

haha verY fnuuY...

I'w uever clickiug auOther liuk frOw Snltau ever agaiu.

uever.

agaiu.

//hnffs

[BluKrbygrl]

Poor little purple bucket. So sad and empty...forevver alone.

33:

[TheGodKefka]

I wwish someone wwould fill buckets wwith me...

[InkyFoxes]

this is way more funny to me than it should be...

damn you hussie.

[L4DHunter4]

ohhhh my god.... whhhy did kramikossss ssssend me thhhissss video? o___e

[XxXLordCupCakeXxX]

So....Wwho wwant's to fill buckets wwith me?

[RaeOwlRae]

D1SGUST1NG >:/

[CanaanSGl]

GR0SS!

[Nanako101]

I cracked up laughing.

Curse you Homestuck!! And Bless it <3

(didn't help that I was reading some fanfics and they kept mentioning bucket-filling)

[BezuTheDemon]

@beasland000 mspaintadventures . com/?s=6

[SunliteAsaya]

D --> I'm going to need.. more towels..

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

oH MY,,,

[MISTtumbles]

Ohh nooo

[TURTL3KILL3R]

Not only has this video terrified me and made me think hard on what they're teaching our Wrigglers of tomorrow, but I also realized that Karkat has turned into a salesman for explicite children's books. o_o

[BEASLAND000]

okay what is with all of these commenters and their similar typing quirks

is this a fad or some shit?

its just buckets.

are buckets a meme???

also, who the fuck is Hussie?

[BezuTheDemon]

@BEASLAND000 Homestuck, bro, Homestuck.

[BEASLAND000]

@BezuTheDemon the hell is that?

[SparklePrincePeasley]

@BEASLAND000 Homestuck's a popular webcomic series with a group of aliens called the Trolls

Buckets are used as part of a Troll's reproductive cycle, and each Troll has A Typing Quirk Like This

[kimbabXD]

@BEASLAND000 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

[e312312]

How Could They Do This To Our Wigglers

[IlphaeRenegade]

uH,,,vRISKA, wHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS LINK? i, uM,,, i DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE HERE. }:(

[Dylainn]

i stopped 2 mins in

couldn't watch anymore

oh man this

i just can't

[SofieTunes]

2hiit no

[PhychoHam]

HoNk... ThIs Is MoThErFuCkInG dIsGuStInG, bRo... I aM dEfInAtElY nOt FiLlInG mY lUsUs' BuCkEt...

[Sdfckz]

o-oH,,, oH MY GOSH,,,,

[AceForever4265]

:33 < oh..oh gosh..... equius!!! :((

[ho2ea]

OH GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHY-

WHY AM I SO HORRIFIED BY THIS??!

[PainTheFox]

Naturally, the empty bucket is Purple.

[BezuTheDemon]

@PainTheFox I love you.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

@PainTheFox And frowning.

[TallenHeist]

OH MY GOG

I GAVE THE UNIVERSE CANCER

AND I JUST FOUND IT

YOU SICK FUCKS

[TheNiceHat5]

This Is Basically The Troll Equivalent Of Goatse

[RyanShyfte]

I wonder if these people realize just what they have started with the HS fans...

[anonomous1324]

Dammit guys, stop ruining a good idea, it's embarrassing.

I read Homestuck too, and I'm certain everyone gets the joke by now,

Just please, abscond from the comments section.

[marsuleo]

omegle brought me to this filth

[BirdyROX]

2weet troll jegu2...

[RaeOwlRae]

ENOUGH OF TH1S PORN! ><

[Sdfckz]

Yellow bukcet- full. Sollux

Purple bucket-empty. Eridan.

[Thesecondhorse]

OH JEGUS.

[SwiftrunnerXXY]

SHE IS THE 'BUCKET LADY'?!?!

YOU WHORE!

[StevenDefoe8]

dear lord, why are these gUys talking about this stUff on pUblic TV?

[GenjiFirefly]

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.

[TehLunaScamander]

oh god what are they teaching kids these days

[CameraObscuraify]

Kids: practice safe buckets.

[BeanyCollie]

I was going to like this

but then it had 69 likes

[steadyyournerves]

God dammit Hussie.

He's the only one who can turn ordinary household objects into lewd sex symbols.

[TheRanmaFreak]

TH4TS P3RF3CT! T3ACH TH3 CHILDR3N WHIL3 TH3Y'R3 YOUNG....

[angrymushroom26]

SIX SOLAR SWEEPS! NOT 0KAY! 

[gryphongirl127]

Someone please take this and 'bleep' out every instance of the word 'bucket'. They would be the bucket-master. It is them.

[oMISSoZOMBIEo]

This is so great. I just, i can't.

This is all Hussie's fault, i swear.

[BadWolfOfGallifrey]

@oMISSoZOMBIEo Yes. I...we all just ruined a childrens book.

I regret nothing.

[BEASLAND000]

THISSS SSSHIT ISSS SSSO ILLEGAL METHINKSSS

[immadonut8]

oh god what is this weird-ass porno oh god why did my friend send me this video

[Jabbermouthrulz]

Seriously Homestuck fans, go away. Seriously. It's no longer funny. Hasn't been for quite a long time now. Seriously. Shoo. Leave. Abscond.

[KingGorank]

Elsewhere in paradox space, there is a book called "Have You Put a Pole in a Hole Today?" by Troll Carol McCloud. And fans of Hivebent say, "Oh sweet merciful Sufferer, that is just wrong!"

[masterofmurder]

oh god what the fuck earth thii2 ii2 2o lude

[maxrhulsman]

thii2 ii2 horiible. 2o horiible

[maxrhulsman]

WHAT IS THIS PERVERTED SHIT

[Profakos]

This is quite adorable. :)

[ChocolateDog203]

OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD D4V3 S3ND M3 SUCH 1NN4PROPR14T3 V1D3OS?!?

[Kimithin]

Cannot stop laughing. Why. God dammit, Homestuck why do you do this to me.

[greatdrawer1234]

WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK, bRo?

AlL oF tHiS jAZz Is NaStY!

[blondiemom99]

@greatdrawer1234

OH YOU'RE HERE TOO

HIFUCKASS

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

@blondiemom99 :33< hey karkitty!

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

@greatdrawer1234 :33< hello gamz33

[faerivadre]

Bucket doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

[higurashibaby2]

(( PFFT THE AMOUNT OF FELLOW HOMESTUCK FANS ON HERE AND THERE COMMENTS MAKE ME LAUGH <33))

u-uH,,,,i HAVE,,,nO CLUE WHAT TO SAY,,,

[luckystarkerorogirl]

Oh my god. Homestuck fandom. Just stop. It was funny the first few times but now it's just annoying. Seriously.

[Veriama]

oh my god

[callmesora]

Quit 8eing disgusting!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!

[giterdone545]

J3GUS TH3S3 HUM4NS C4N B3 N4STY >:[

[PickledCabages]

This fandom

Is the worst fucking fandom

Ever.

[iluturtles]

@PickledCabages We're not all like this.

[Bek359]

@PickledCabages Granted, a LOT of us are really, REALLY annoying. But if this was the worst fandom I've seen, I'd be lucky. Me, I just like the comic.

[PickledCabages]

@Bek359 I like the comic too, I really do and i'm trying not to let this fandom ruin it for me

[Bek359]

@PickledCabages Good luck, dude. Me, I have a high tolerance for fandom bullshit. I follow the comic because the characters are really interesting and it's a unique take on a post-apocalyptic setting, like EarthBound meets Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

[PickledCabages]

@Bek359 Exactly! I love this comic-- mostly the problem i have with the fandom is weeaboos and shipping wars but stuff like /this/ really makes me angry. i feel like they dont appreciate it enough and respect that othere people simply dont like or dont know about homestuck. its kind of sad actually.

[Bek359]

@PickledCabages Yeah, it's like "We get it! Buckets are a sexual innuendo in the culture in the comic that we like! Except the joke wasn't really all that funny in the first place and it's gotten really overused! We get it!"

[XxLokiRabbitxX]

iit2 2tiil funny nub2.

[MooshJS]

Thii2 ii2 borderliine pornographiic

[tayjaiy101]

:33 *"well I find this obspurr, I'm waaaaaaaay too young to even consipurr.. I'm pawfect with my like as it is!" says the kitty troll*

[stephie94]

THIS IS OBSCENE.