Hard News 05/12/09

[dunnobutwayne]

i prefer jared

[Scorpysivity]

destin looks like james spader

[Iwannaplayssbb]

he didn't keep making penis jokes =(, you betrayed us all Destin

[kingbooforums]

cool

[zeroxlulu]

Today's Hard News 3rd year!

[rickyTraice]

Destin i miss you !

[Alchoholica1]

and this is why we love craig

[MarxNightmare]

Actually, the 32X wasn't supposed to improve the Genesis's gameplay, it was supposed to have it's own library of games. I do not even see why the 32X was supposed to be attached to the Genesis when it should have been it's own separate console.

[cod4536984]

Goodnight, sweet prince...

[BromanderShow]

Just look at that fucking vein in Craig's neck

[GreenGearMood]

@BromanderShow Yeah man. I saw it.

[ZeroZX999]

I watched this video cuz I saw Destin in the thumbnail. :(

I miss Destin...

[solidcod4]

@ZeroZX999 He has his own channel now, i think its called the dailydl... :)

[ZeroZX999]

@solidcod4 (O.O) .............. Thank you! :D

[omano117]

@solidcod4 hes had that channel way before he joined scrweattack

[Sirkilla120]

;_;

[794littleman794]

oh destin... we miss you

[libbyandtai]

well all the complaints about Redsteel being ONLY wii motion Plus Controls is Now irrelivant because NOW ALL STANDARD Wiis have Wiimotion Plus AUTOMATICLY built in so basicly Nintendo was Inventive and Original there First wiimotes were OK then the Staps started breaking because people are morons they re made ths straps then then released Wii jackets because people broke there tvs and then they made W.M,Plus and then they made Wii motion Plus Controlers we are good till wii 2

[eggs808]

this makes me sad...

[rejectofsoul24]

I love how Destin slowly backs away from Craig while he's yelling.

[landy1337]

lol destins laughing face is classic

[SpardaDVLKing3]

Best Hard News Ever! xD

[MsLolita6666]

This is some news!

[sweekun]

Whoa, Destin compared to how you were back here you've lost quite a bit of weight!

[soraroxas18]

calm down craig!

lol

[fangorn23]

Craig's face is SO RED when he's yelling

[monstro567]

wow Destin lost a lot of weight between then and now.

[TheGamingTown]

Where have i heard that before *slaps a Sega 32X on the table* lol

[Snuff1976]

How about Jaguar CD!?

What a FLOP!! LOL

[jay4gamers1125]

lol

[TheDarksoul20]

classic

[chinezeFURY]

penis jokes ftw!!

[NakedSnake75]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! lol

[mgmmikkel]

Spore Hero XD!

I love hard news!

[EntertainmentReport]

Ha! Has anyone hear of this Wii knockoff gaming system called Zone 40? You can get it at your local Drugstore for $39.00and it has 40 games pre-loaded. I'm Curious if it is at all comparable to the Wii.

[1Deltaforce1]

it was Stuttering Craig...the boss of screwattack?

[MasterMetalX]

"The boss of screwattack" lawl.

[CursingSasuke]

lol

cant you make fun of atari too? sega wasnt the only one to fail.

then again,unlike atari,sega had actually GOOD games

[59peacemaker]

atari was meant to be classic so it was better than the 32X

[IamPersonMan]

So Destin can shit out 32Xs and then put them back in his anus? O.o Chuck Norris wishes he could do that.

[dbzisdakrunk]

Contra was the only game that got shooting in all directions down pat.

God dammit Konami, why didn't you just tell others your secrets!

[Catscan93]

that wasn't a screenshot, is was a mirror

[dbzisdakrunk]

Carful Nintendo You know what Happened to these guys.

You don't want to end up publishing for Sony and Microsoft you know

0:49-0:58

[CursingSasuke]

lol

then again if nintendo fails,I can go back to saying sega does what nintendon't

[TheTallBeverage]

you can say that. sega does what nintendon't, sega fails and nintendon't. lol

[pannux]

see the vein on craigs neck at 1:50

[ZippyRagu]

Nobody hates Contra, sept maybe communists. That's my assumption.

[Jonatron101]

I want to hate it because I suck so much at it, but... I can't.

(Also, Communists don't exist!)

[ZippyRagu]

That's why nobody hates it communist.

[Sjukhundd]

stuttering craig is so damn awesome xD

[lucifervonkoopa90]

0:50 - 0:58 **

[lucifervonkoopa90]

0:53-0:56

pissed my pants!

[lucifervonkoopa90]

he pulls out the 32x!

XDDDDD!

I wonder if James Rolfe saw this!

[Akuroth1]

Craig sucks at hardnews!

Spread it gahahaha! xD

[1Deltaforce1]

rofl I love how it was "not rehearsed" lo Craig is so random XD

[ohuvi]

1:41 ROFL

[pdiddlydegen]

contra on wii?????????? i pissed myself in excitement

[djiluvu44]

It was added because its fucking awesome, thats why. Contra RULES!!

[Acidpunk101]

ROFL CRAIG

[sintrum]

Ive put this video on my ipod touch its too freaking funnny XDDD YEAH

[smackdownaddict]

Craig: "YEAH! HARD NEWS IS ONE YEARS OLD TODAY. IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! YOU'RE THE MAN! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! ONE YEAR OLD TODAY! YEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

Hard News is awesome!!

[TremendousTom]

We heard.

[BIGEFER]

1:53

[ryuddrfreak]

Lmfao at 1:42 xD~~

[halo2playa91]

Destin:  you keep watching so I get to keep making penis jokes.

Craig: Yea!

ROFL

[Pkirk618]

I refuse to, so HA!!!

[jplaffo]

w8...hard news has the same birthday as me? YAY! ^_^

[battousaif77]

and the penis jokes make me laugh

[eoghanmartin]

P.S you ROCK

[eoghanmartin]

Cant be a year already. I remember that awsome set you had when I first saw you on GameTrailers.

[lion575]

I like to hear these updates because I dont have time to check out these games myself., but as far as the jokes and commentary ... I personally don't enjoy your penis jokes or any other jokes of yours for that matter ... you guys are fucking lame.

[SolracCAP]

Craig for president. VOTE 4 CRAIG!!!

[PeterRabbit01]

its all about personal preference and what type of games you like. PC offers a lot of variance yet will cost you more if you want to experience games mint. A lot of people dont want to upgrade PCs or dont know how. its too costly and console is the way to go for mainstream people unless you can build your own PC because your dell out the box just wont do it anymore.

[hairytroosers]

That about sums it up dude :)

[fourtwo]

Problem, you got to face reality, RSX is based on Nvidia GPU tecnology of 2005 and the console is crippled by the ram, 256 MB for the Cell and 256 MB for the GPU.

PC have already surpasse console and for the same prize of a console you can have a kickass system.

[hairytroosers]

I bought a pretty decent PC 6 months before the Ps3 came out and Id say its performace is better , a good gaming rig must be pretty awesome these days, just costs too much though

[Falcovsleon21]

Most powerful game console on earth huh? And yet it still can't produce games I'm interested in aside from LBP and GoW3. Well there's more games than that but they're also on the 360, a console that costs $300 less than your so-called supercomputer of a console.

[HasteTheDayNow]

you said the same thing on the 5/13/09 video. are you some kind of robot that says the same thing over and over again? or are you a human stuck in vegetative state

[hairytroosers]

Kiss my swingers, rubber lips

[hairytroosers]

That sounds like fightin talk to me?

Dont make me hulk up on you!!!

[teenvideogamenerd]

AHAHA !!! LOL

[raito94]

I've been  subscribed for 1 whole year already!? dang!!!

[shineph]

This 32x adaptor was not the one of the AVGN, I can be sure of that ^^. And Contra Rebirth for Wii, that is pure awesomeness !!!!!!!!!!

[rendur]

yea love you guys

[johnny718bravo]

32X = FAIL

YAY CRAIG!!!

[thigthunk]

happy 1 year

keep it up

[Vilenerve]

HP Bday Craig, Destin and Co=)))

[UsernameFunVids]

jose 2 ;)

[MysteryAC]

Hahahah! Nintendo is going the way of Sega.

That's... kinda scary.

[Vilenerve]

i actually thought that Sony would go the way of Sega when the PS3 flunked the first year...

[MysteryAC]

Yeah, but it got better. Unlike the Sega CD.

[Bl4ck0uTTT]

it didnt really go down as bad as sega, many people still buy ps3

[Vilenerve]

let's hope that the Ps3 isn't the new Dreamcast....

[TenguGuy]

YAY FUCKING CONTRA REBIRTH

But its gonna take them SEVEN MONTHS to bring it to the states!! Fuck them!!

[NDKid16]

screwattack rocks i love love love hard news

[DarkLotus17]

damn its been a year already, keep up the good shit guys

[M4R14NO94]

LOL at Craig's face

[MattTheSpratt]

Proud to be a follower for the whole year.

Nice job, guys.

[Alexred94]

So ubisoft should try to get nintendo to let them bundle motionplus with redsteel 2 for $60

[Trixfire]

Yay 1 year of hard news!! I think i've seen every one since the show came out!!

[angusd98]

HB HARDNEWS!!

[Hellodentist]

FUCKING LOVE YOU

[Elmo9001]

Happy Birthday, 'Hard News'!

You should get a really big cake...

[CrazyCartwright]

Happy Birthday!

[90donteventry]

Happy Birthday! Awesome show! =)

[skinnynerd03]

WOHOO! Happy B-day guys!

[skittlesandsoda08]

Happy Birthday Guys!

[seanyfarrell]

geneses lol XD

[HorrisNorris]

happy birthday!

[lagas5]

i know i'm a bit late but happy b day hard news x) keep it going i love you guys x)

[joshp011]

Happy Birthday! =P

Keep on making Penis Jokes! jk jk

Seriously, keep it up Destin.

[Anophathalm]

Happy Birthday guys, love your show.

[braineaterknux]

Well done on saying "I'm Destin... and this is HARD NEWS" for a year.

[BlackVirusxz]

hmm one year of watching Destin's fatass on my computer screen, and IM LOVING IT!

[BulldozerNDF]

Best video game show on the net guys.

Keep up the great show!!!

(Jose is gay)

[flummox3d]

One year today... yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah :D

[NorwegianDirector]

Thank you for this awesome show!

[AustrianFilmGeek]

happy B-Day! Keep up the good work!

[hanEatsPussy]

Happy Birthday! I watch every Hard News episode, just keep bringing it!!!

[DaurNimir]

Happy birthday! yay!!! and many more years to come :)

[killtrocity09]

CONTRA FUCKING RULEZZ

[TheIrishGuy1990]

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mutalord]

happy whole year celebration

the entrance of Craig didnt seem to be planed XD

[eestieesti200]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[foadysfah]

Happy Birthday!!!! I love you XD

[bestechbg]

happy birthday !!!

[betokiller66]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Lionsden99]

Happy Birthday Destin~! Best job ever!

[popmonkey7]

"You have no idea."

Well, now we do.

Destin <3 Penis' jokes

[TH3AnimeFreak]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[MoonspiderHugs]

happy one year!!!

[EJPal]

Contra!!!!!!!!!

[polarlarve]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHAFACKHAS

[refu66e]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[xXhelmsdeepXx]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEP UP THE PENIS JOKES

[Terracorruptzero]

happy birthday!!! may there be many more :D

[kingnarutorule]

Happy birthday!!!

"penis jokes.... yeah!"

hahahhaha!!

[lokallize]

penis jokes I have never heard him make one

[ilbv5]

Wow...Contra's back ?

[DrMlieko]

they were back for around some time

[xbox360andNDSdude]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Not reharsed FTW!

[angelV1]

PENIS JOKES!!!11

[tsukasa2k6]

Happy Bday :) and why not call it Soft News XD

[DastardProduction]

HARD NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAPPY B-DAY !

Goddamnit, i love Screwattack.

[GeekLove100u]

This is fuckin awesome. Happy Birthday bitches.

[l4dyxpx]

HB and yes, contra rules ^^

[wildw1ng]

gratz

[Armatige]

Well done guys! By far the best place to go for your daily gaming news fix!

Happy Birthday guys.

Hard news...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!

[QuanhShow]

we love you guys!

[KikBlava]

New Contra on Wii? ... Holy shit.

[mmxzxz]

Can´t believe it´s been 1 year already... well, happy birthday!

[seanileus]

Fuck your birthday..lol

[crazyfreakfromlt]

Happy BDAY!

[DJPaperChaos]

I've been watching this since day 1 XD

man you guys own!!! g1 fo life!

[viper139]

lol happy birthday

[gamester823]

Happy Birthday!!!

...Hey is that an AVGN shirt?

[2guysandagame]

Yeah, they're selling 2 different ones in the Screw Attack store.

[11stoutd]

Happy b day

[jakeirako]

Happy Birthday Hard News and I can't believe that the 1st hard news came out on my birthday ^_^.

[Thezombiefactor]

Still not reporting Heart Gold and Soul Silver?

[sorasnobodiexiii]

yay happy birthday hard knews!!11

also i was thinking the same thing when i herd spore hero

[lazycrazybastard]

happy birthday hard news

[scorpain4]

Happy b day

[YetiBerra]

If people buy wii fit, they WILL buy motion plus.

[fangorn23]

"so I get to keep making penis jokes"

"YEAH!!!"

[CrazyInTheMix613]

Happy Birthday Screw Attack

[decamerondix]

HBD! awesome unrehearsed part

[darthlozer2]

HAPPY BDAY (iz luves screwattack!!!)

[Zer0small]

Been watching for the whole year.

Congrats guys! Love the show and watch it everyday.

[Zer0small]

zweet

[Cycloud]

Craig is awsome and he doesnt afraid of anything!!!

HAPPYBDAYHARDNEWSYEAAAAAAAAAA

[SNJKaiJM]

Happy 1st Birthday Hard News

CONTRA RULZ!

[Mochme]

Woooooooooooooooo spore wii game id like to get some use outa the little white box...

[BlastedChris]

Woah! I cant believe you guys made a hardnews without xbox news!!

And even more weird is the fact that it was all about nintendo! OMG the world is going to end!

[free2fleewithme]

happy anniversary

[sikokiller12]

i thing i just had a nerdgasm over contra rebirth

[Dannychiem]

Congrats!

[ten8d]

congradz guys

[viperxeon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHOO.