Raccoon Bites Dick Off!

[SDRULES2]

you were on russel howards good news u r soooooo awesome and famous

[NorthernElumination]

RUSSELL HOWARD'S GOOD NEWS!!!! Lucky bastard <3

[36blackout]

you made it to british tv russel howards good news and i dont know why im typing this comment as it says it all over the comments so i should just backspace but icant help me help i cant stop typing

[MrSamjackass]

Fluffee you made it on British TV!!!! Russell Howards good news!!

[02dan2]

Fluffee you made it to british TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iTzBlazedGaming]

like if you came here cos of rusell howards good news

[fasterharderstronger]

you was on Russell Howards' Good News again tonight ! on repeat

[CustomFig]

Why alway a racoon, why can it be a dog or something

[BabeyBrinny]

FLuffee are you aware that a part of this video is on Russell Howard's good news?

0:57 - 1:04.

Series Two Episode 1 xD

It was the best Russell Howard episode ever!!!!!!

[Jennifer123001]

turned on when fluffy raped the raccon o.0

[xBrandon2236x]

he probaly had a fanny enny way

[modio1234]

omg i just finished watching that 1000 ways to die episode and then now im watching this video

[grimsreep]

i think its gunna give me a blowjob...WAIT! no!!!!! my Dicks gone!!

[LukeScootMGP]

OMG your soooo funny dude :P

[NathanMarineau]

This was on 1000 ways to die but of course they stretched the facts to make the guy look like he deserved to die.

[kirikakirikakirika]

I just watched that Doctor Phil show with Dick Masterson, talking about how men are smarter and better than women... And then I clicked this.

In fact, there seems to a lot of videos like these, where men stick their dick where it doesn't belong. Hmmm.

[StephaniePunk14]

Wish I was that stuffed animal -___-

[beastoflondon666]

lolz he said to much teeth

[taelian]

Haha finally seen you on Russel Howards' Good News - Made me laugh!

[youantgotshit666]

@xmaryana lmao Ikr. And I think he's high every video... Or close to every video:D

[MsToxicgirl101]

when i saw u on russell howards good news i was like i agree :L and i watching it on record right now so awesome ^^

[derry1city1boi]

i saw this video on the rusell howard show and i was all. i freaking know that guy

[shelzytown6]

thumbs up if rusell howard brought you here

[SmithyGFX]

HAHA! You were just on Rusell Howard Good News Extra ;] Again.. Dave Needs To Find New Shit To BroadCast :L

[themsboohoo]

i saw you on rusell howard's show. LOL

i got so excited when i saw you on TV! LOL!

[xboxgamer9991]

i just watched this on russel howards good news its funny how he says he why did they not record it

[BieberFanLongTime]

i saw you on telly on Russell Howards Good News in the UK!!!!! :D

[ronbastardwesley]

yes it was

[8matthewlee8]

YOU WERE ON RUSSELL HOWARDS' GOOD NEWS

[OMFGowned1234]

@8matthewlee8 I KNOW LOL WOOT

[Multi2bad]

haa to much teeth

[Kileafivetwo]

this is a 1000 ways to die episode. ecept its kinda differnt. but one person did try to rape the raccon. and he bit his dick off. and he died.

[tlrpatton]

that guy was probably like ooohhhhhhh my girlfreind has more pube hair and if this was the guy who fucked a dear

[hustlehard767]

this was on 1000 ways to die , thumbs up if you remember watcing that episode

[TheSoccer858]

@hustlehard767 yeah i saw it to on 1000 ways to die

[xmaryana]

omg yer so cute! with those huge brown dropy eyes! just like a puppy! omg! yer a puppy! and stoned... yer stoned... don't blame yah

[FicoMan100]

I think I saw something like this on 1000 ways to die

[suzyeegmailcom]

@FicoMan100 dis is dat

[pickletaco8]

how does he pee now?

[NinjaPlease14]

@pickletaco8 hes dead :D

[bubbleskk100]

@pickletaco8 hes dead cuz it was on 1,000 days to die.

[bigger4life]

i saw that show, and LMFAO SOOOO HARD!!!!i sead,WTF???

[cimsonangell]

I see why the Government made the legal drinking age 21....

[doggod106]

god that beard thing you got there is bad I hate those type of.....beards?

[ThePastHasPast]

So he put it ALL in his mouth? ..That's.....Long...

[mm052897]

so if one person says it was on russel howards good news it makes no sence for ppl to keep sayin it

[Sammio11]

was the guy charged with public intoxication.. or raping a raccoon?

[101cgk]

this was on russel howards good news!

[LoveTintedEyes]

This was on Russell Howard's Good News :D

[fuckyouhassa]

it wants to give me a blowjob oh yeah....

[chubbybubbamoo]

this was on russel howard good news XD

[itimk0]

actually, this happend twice. some guys in russia near churnoble got drunk, one of em raped the racoon, and got his dick bitten off. He died of blood loss

[xixRASxix]

Saw this on Russell howards good news :)

[DoggyDoo6941]

Are you in a wooden house?

[mymysuzie]

You got on russell howards good news! damn.

[alcoholic2anextreme]

Damn you is a soopa cutie. 

[ZDanielRogers]

Darwin Award for this guy!

[thep0larman3]

Alt+F4 adds cool effects to the video

[DerpDetonator]

@thep0larman3 Shut up, everyone already knows that closes the internet, just like ctrl+w.

[oOoDancingAngeloOo]

@DerpDetonator Um I didnt

[aazocurries]

this was on tv yes fluffee was on tv in the uk

[cragnog]

hahaha you're so right about everything you said in this vid.

[kyuubisharinan3296]

bj gone wrong

[FluffeeSucks321dicks]

fluffee was the racoon cause he sucks dick :)

[FURONMAST3R]

the guy wanted some head,instead he got it removed.

[tdhamilton69]

This video was on a tv show lol flufee is beast

[pawsimoreismylife]

This was the first FLuffee Talks vid I ever saw

[mrscottwisby]

to answer you'r question. no it wasnt worth it :( i learned my lesson

[Unleashthebeastable]

i know that i write things like this in almost all of my replies,but .......... how full of shit you have to be to fuck a raccoon with your friends :D what did he thought that it was going to happen,like the raccoon was going to say ok i'll let you butt fuck me but go easy on me .... :D dumb fuck

[zanyzayzay]

I wonder what fluffee's hair looks like if you read this fluffee you should defiantly not wear it for one episode thing

[cowfluf7]

@zanyzayzay look up fluffee takes it off.... you see his hair.

[willaim61]

like if you saw this on russell howard XD

[Navy670]

I think that if a guy had his dick bitten off by a raccoon it would be defenseful, not defenceless

[XSuicideNinjaX]

yes it was worth it

[LoveMeDeadML]

lol i have a true story similar to that... every one was drunk at a party ( of course) and every one decieded to play truth or dare... ( i am sooo fuckin glad that was the one party i didnt go to) and they dared one of my close friends to fuck a weeny dog... he did.... i feel bad for the weeny dog.. wtf was wrong with him to even agree on that?!

[brandonithank]

is that a monkey

[mely6896]

@brandonithank No its a yettie

[brandonithank]

@mely6896 but still OUCH when i thank about it OUCH lol

[mely6896]

@brandonithank Lol I wouldnt know 

[brandonithank]

@mely6896 true but i wouldnt i love my penis i need it to pee lol

[ZyioScalebane]

He should have got the Raccoon drunk

[Onslaughtlol]

Why is it impossible to download Fluffee's stuff :( I wanna download his hat, and the (I'm semi retarded) t-shirt.

[rissyrabbit1]

cough cough poor and defenseless, sure

[DonzeJ]

If you died... tomorrow... Id be just fine

[mrsnowman102]

Isn't this on 1000 ways to die just like fish swims up penis by Flufee Talks ..?

[BobombTom]

Russell Howard's Good News.

That is all.

[daisybell4]

"Too much teeth! Too much teeth!"

LMAO!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!!! :D

[bobkin611]

Leave racoon raper alone HE'S ONLY HUMAN !! Lol jk I'm glad that racoon raper got his dick bit off ..

[kryddor99]

hahahhaha to much teeth to much teeth to much teeth epic

[mouldbabe]

fluffee rocks :) have u noticed though that all ur videos are on sex, dicks,death, pregnancy,dicks and sex? xxx

[goldakov]

die.

[NathanJuK101]

this got on russell howard lucky bastard :P

[TheWebuser3]

has anyone else noticed that fluffees videos are always perverted??

[dkamp4338]

what?? i don't get it. is it supposed to be a news report? a joke? what? Just another "not funny" person who needs to stop trying. 110% lame. Go get a bj from a racoon you 12 year old. wait..you are 12 right?

[weeagona]

@dkamp4338 fuck off, lets see u try to do it

[matiaskutt1]

@dkamp4338 screw u he has more subscribers than ur family put together

[MxMOTOmaN1341]

LMFAO when you imitated that guy at the end :)

[gloria93873]

it was worth it jk im a girl haha

[ecollins92]

hahaha the end made me laugh so hard

[Inky171]

No,no it wasn't

[MrMaddcity]

that was on 1000 ways to die

[LillyLowe228]

lol...wow!!!!!!

[sasuke4723]

that was so funny

!!!!!

[cowwman99]

wtf.

[megabowser4658]

Yes. Yes it was.

[TOtaLLyINsAnE006]

The raccoon isn't that defenseless if the rapist has no duck left. And I think this story was reanacted on the tv show 1000 ways to die XD

[Skilletjeffhardy55]

@TOtaLLyINsAnE006 yeah i think it was to when the girl only wanted to have sex with the other guy and so the guy went and tried to rape the racoon

[legonut10]

@TOtaLLyINsAnE006 it was also on russell howards good news

[shurdi3]

thank god there arent racoons in bulgaria

[thevoodoovulture]

LOL @ THE REINACTMENT!

[ToxicZombie8606]

squeeeel lika pig! XD

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

I wonder what the guy's reaction was when he woke up the next day hahaha!

[towa7]

this story was on the show a 1000 ways to die

[wudude13]

@towa7 lol that show said the three friends got drunks and 2 started makin out and the other guy assraped a raccoon and it bit his dick off, then bled to death

[Deathnotice1223]

@towa7 no that was in russia

[TheSh4adow]

@towa7 but didnt they change it to where the friends are in the woods and one of the guys and a girl start gettin it on??

[MrGhostface2001]

@towa7 No that story happened in 1991

[starcb26]

@towa7 This is a different story. The one on 1000 ways to die is from 1991.

[MaggieEatsAirplanes]

@towa7 thats what i was thinking! xD

[steelJ4RV1S]

wtf... this guy randomly rapes a raccoon, then it bites his dick off... wtf

[darkrate85]

lol fail for the man xD!!!!!!!!!

[SpitfireFlashfire]

Actualy the dude died. funny isn't it lol.

[TheNl1nk]

2:00 u watch too much southpark =D

[Solar2685]

Maybe his dick was small for humans, just right for small fuzzy animals...

[Hatto63]

dude the man bled to death and there is a video.

[drmarioify]

great vid

[crazymegatron]

i saw something like this in 1000 ways to die

[218banana]

O.o ouchhhh lol

[218banana]

O.o ouchhhh

[SniperViper5]

Hmmmmmm. This fucking big stick is trying to go in my ass, (Im am animal with claws and teeth) so they is so fucking scary Im gonna defend myself and bite this shit! I bet a lot of girls saw this lol.

[rocooak]

THIS WAS ON 1000 WAYS TO DIE, .......well acutley the story was difrent.....but the guy did try to get a blowjob from a raccoon..............and then it bit his dick off and he died O_O

[VideosObviously]

"That looks like fun.... to watch" and lol them making the video xD

[lordchootapa]

well, raping racoons IS a VERY smart thong to do!

[BrittaaannyyLoveee]

He gets really into his reenactments

[hasselover12]

omg i cant beileed you reanacted that omg THAT WAS SO FREAKIN HALARIOUSE

[owner242]

Hey dude I saw that episode on 1000 ways to die too. That was realy fucked up

[PaniniLover4819]

i seen that shit on 100 ways to die and it really happened man

[ItsPermanent]

raccoon raper: it was the best and it was worth it!!

[ColoradoRockiesTV]

that was also on 1000 ways to die and he died from it i guess..... loss of blood or somthin

[MultiGymclasshero]

ur funny as fire fuck

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[bakonfreek]

oh hellz yeah...instant viral hit lol

[mysticwolf109]

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[AliceCarterLee]

omg you r obsessed with dick gawd

[puranger52]

whats the episode called

[Finny1997]

Well done you made it on russell howard good news!

[SickAlot]

lol

[XOXPurpleTurtlezXOX]

Do yu only talk about dicks... Are you obbessed with dicks or something?

[sharpshoe1]

@XOXPurpleTurtlezXOX he admitted that he is, search adiccted to dick

[TwoMenGameProduction]

@XOXPurpleTurtlezXOX shut up its just stories that he finds and there fucking funny he probebly gets more pussy then u.

[dbzrocks2]

@XOXPurpleTurtlezXOX He made a comedy vid called "obsessed With Dick" For COMEDY!

[clara6500]

the raccoon wasnt really that defenseless..

[JRrockz40]

You seriously have to watch 1000 WAYS TO DIE

[3DGwolf]

@JRrockz40 OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[movi3mak3r2000]

Yes it was. lol jk it is not the real guy

[aaaaralle]

wannabe

[WhatWouldHappen2012]

I saw that on 1,000 Ways To Die

[movi3mak3r2000]

@WhatWouldHappen2012 I know right. I saw it too. But this doesnt sound like that story because it was like the military or something.

[JoKir420]

your a fag

[Klarkao]

@JoKir420 no ur a fag i bet u say that so you lie to yourself that hes gay so you can be with him lol just jokin but stop calling that to people

[mooman116]

He's telling the truth!

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

he raped the poor poor poor raccoon

[SuperBieberlicious]

maybe the guy thought it was a new super cool way to start becoming a transvestite! LOL

[5M1TH2K9]

i saw this on BBC 3 in the Uk

Russel Howards good news ftw

[SATHIAN6]

hahahahahahahahahha good stuff man

[LOVEmyMUS1C]

I LOVE THAT YOU LOOK UP STUFF LIKE THIS!!

WHY??

FUNNY

CUTE =)

[katastrophickendall]

I love his big eyes. :]

[eminem4555]

it was justin bebeir so good news.. hehe. (joking)

[SummerTheFuzzy]

Why can't you record in one take??

[freelancerpowers]

@SummerTheFuzzy because he keeps seeing what he's talking about on the computer screen behind his camera, and he just keeps cracking up, so he edits it out.

[littlepurplenerds]

Lmao

[720moorhsum]

this was on 1000 ways to die

[SazziSaz94]

lol too much teeth too much teeth!!

[tdqpatches]

Aww poor raccoon

[whoisyourmumME]

Yes

Yes it was

[PrettyGirlAmy]

Yay! Fluffee Was On TV! I Went ... "FLUFFEEE!" Hehe :] x

[Cizzz09]

OMG you were on russel howards good news thats amazing !

[lushlass3000]

@Cizzz09 haha thts y i looked at it :D

[YTPEXPERT]

@Cizzz09 that's why i'm on here XD

[TripleDigitTV]

they're is a video on 1000 ways to die. exept this guys like in the army or something so its 10x as funny