Mario Kart WII review

[philz02]

so true with brawl i managed to connect to one game before i stopped playing lol

[FlandreScarlet9999vr]

"sucks Yoshi's cucumber" lolz

[dunnono00]

Hilarious video. Having those extra players really does make the item spam almost unbearable at times. I wish they had focused a little more on balancing the power up spawns.

[Minecraftabler]

can't stop watching this!

[Bludog3333]

dont forget the fUCkiNg blue shells that fUCk you at the end of every race and bring you from 1st to fUCking 9h place

[loke177]

hey, don't use the fucking wiimote, only small kids use that shit. use the gamcube controler, like a boss.

[mrmaverickface]

wait do you really think it sucks??

[pineappleaexpress]

it was NOT on the n64 first

[TheRealHackmaster]

@pineappleaexpress lol, I think he knows that as he showed gameplay from SMK

[ExplodingCrackFTW]

The part about getting hit by items is just TOO TRUE.

[TheFunnyGuy365]

Even though this review was suppose to be a joke, it is quite accurate.

[coolry66player]

so funny and you seem so negative

[coolry66player]

thumbs up if you think hes funnyl also igsrj did you make at mario striker charge review

[FemaleWWEFan21]

is it just me or does this guy sound like stephan hawking thumbs up if you agree

[jordirapper]

i am playing MK7

they took rainbow road track >: (

[penguin5427497]

... Urm...

[JKingJay]

Fuunny review but the gameplay is AMAZING, the online feats. suck ass but grab some gamecube controllers n that games is TASTIC

[Bluebellberryx]

Wow i cant stand hearing you. you sound like a retard

[Bluebellberryx]

i dont like this video you keep on swearing thats no how you make a video with swearing. Btw your voice dont sound very cool LOLL

[GROUNDON150]

wow you suck at mario kart :L

[Marioiscool8]

Half of the complaints here, are fucking SHIT. You can pretty much solve ALL of them. Btw, you suck dick at mario kart wii.

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : half of complaints... wait the minute. what you meaning by that?

[Marioiscool8]

@johnne26 Complaints as in, saying the blue ramps on the side screw you up, and like, the servers drop you alot, and blah blah blah. It's all easy to solve. Just idiotic.

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : so you smart now,huh?? and tell people idiot?

[Marioiscool8]

@johnne26 Um... I'm sorry but I can't really understand what your trying to say? Your grammar is incorrect. I dont speak fucktard. They shouldn't let 7 year olds go on youtube.

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : sorry asshole, but i more dont understand you than me. people who more stupid than you can understand my english. so i think you "more "than stupid.

[Marioiscool8]

@johnne26 Woah, you should calm down kid. 9 year old's should not be swearing or on youtube. I think you should find yourself at cbckids.ca. Try it. -_-

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : whoaa, i dont know if kid asshole like you can write shitty comment. go away, bitch!

[Marioiscool8]

@johnne26 Go fuck an alpaca you stupid shit. The last thing people need is a fucked up troll to like you, to come and piss in their cornflakes. Now go fuck off and troll another person BITCH.

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : ha..ha..another stupid  idiot asshole bitch.

[Marioiscool8]

@johnne26 I'm not gonna waste my time arguing with you, dumcrap.

[johnne26]

@Marioiscool8 : so dont reply me, asshole.

[HashBrownGamer]

Sam was powned in 3D.

[JLAW806]

can this two guy here stop fighting and insult each other??

[achanmario]

hahaha...so funny

[FireJigglypuff2310]

This review is fucking hilarious.

[chyre5753]

is that your real vocie or the remix of your voice with a robot?

[XxRusty96xX]

Sam's the biggest troll.

[TheAirShooter]

Best Moronic Gamer parody...ever!

[Jennyzitta]

Poor Sam XD

[alexthedj1]

what with the swering i'm a kid

[luigi32791]

@alexthedj1 No one gives a fuck that your a kid and don't want to hear swears, welcome to the Internet.

[Aswind108]

This is one of the best reviews I've ever seen

[Crestedgecko182]

This game is awsome! You just have to be good.

[113000816]

hey everyone, congress is trying to pass a bill that states that facebook, twitter and youtube will be banned from the internet, urge congress to stop the bill NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

wii fan faggots xbox is so much better

[yourfreakyneighbourh]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 Why are you even watching this video?

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@yourfreakyneighbourh did i ask for your opinion?

[yourfreakyneighbourh]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 No, but im a "wii fan faggot" that dislikes your opinion.

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : ps3 is better, wii is better even that console targeted as family console, xbox is suck, shitty red lamp error or whatever they say it...

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 did i ask for you to reply to me? no i didnt plus you've just proven to me that you're and uneducated prick with that reply and dont even get me started on why xbox is better moron

[YoshiKecleon978]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 and also a question when you say Xbox360 is better( I don't have much aggisnt what console you play) Do you mean graphic or gameplay wise?

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@YoshiKecleon978 educate yourself, xbox has so much more and better features than the wii and the games are better too and wii graphics are terrible compared to xbox can wii do HD? no it cant whilst xbox can

[YoshiKecleon978]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 You have a good point with graphic wise, It's annoying that the Wii graphic is not as great as Xbox360, And I know the Wii cannot do HD, while both PS3 and Xbox can. They got good features, there is not many features I use on the Wii, I have played xbox360 and own a PS3. They got good games. I would not go as far and say Wii is the worst console ever, it's just a bit weaker. I myself do enjoy Nintendo games, main problem I have with the Wii is how laggy the internet is for games

[johnne26]

@YoshiKecleon978 : wii not weakest. just laggy multiplayer, and graphic not so good not make the game console worst. wii is the one console i pionereed interactive control with wii mote. since i buy ps3 and wii, i dont have problem with that console. but with xbox 360, my friends have problem: red light crash error on xbox 360. that's make he must open the case to repair it. its sucks.

[YoshiKecleon978]

@johnne26 I agree, I mean there is people grew up with Nintendo games, so why should people not be allowed to buy a Wii?

[johnne26]

@YoshiKecleon978 : because people still thinking wii not release many 'mature' games for console, like ps3 we have killzone, uncharted. so thay call it suck. people think waw , they only released super mario games like that. but for me, without that, that not make console suck. is because people opinion, or taste. and without super mario and nes in first time there's no ps3,ps2, xbox 360, or whatever all console now.

[YoshiKecleon978]

@johnne26 Well said, Super Mario Bros 1 for the NES Changed HISTORY

[johnne26]

@YoshiKecleon978 : that's right bro....:)

[ab88Hype]

@YoshiKecleon978

Don't forget Metroid and Legend of Zelda! They helped the NES.

[JLAW806]

@johnne26 : yes, i think wii still better console no matter what. even the graphic is not good as xbox 360 and ps3. you not play games because graphic. but gameplay and story. and sad for people only play games because'graphic'.

[johnne26]

@JLAW806 : agree. the console cannot tell suck only because graphic cannot 'HD'.idiot comments.

[ab88Hype]

@johnne26

IMO, this is the first generation where there's no clear stronger console. All 3 are actually very strong. Wii has the widest variety in gameplay, best use of motion controls, and some of the best 1st party games, but worst online. PS3 also reigns in exclusives along with being the most powerful and free online. The 360 has the best online (at a cost) and a good amount of exclusives along with a good growing Kinect library (they're getting better sort of, haha).

[johnne26]

@ab88Hype : i agree. but people bitching about how wii is sucks because dont have HD graphic. well, HD graphic is not everything in game. that's not biggest point. and lack feature? well wii is pionereed interactive control, with wii mote and soon folowing by ps3 and xbox360. i dont own xbox 360, but my friend have red lamp error (or what the name is), and he must open the console to fix it. that's the biggest'minus' points on that console.

[ab88Hype]

@johnne26

In the beginning that was a major minus for the 360, but I own the slim model and I love it. I actually originally got it for the Kinect, but now I almost never play Kinect (my dad and brother does) and I play a bunch of other games on it. Anyone who says the Wii sucks because it's not HD is plain ignorant and has no right to call themselves a gamer, because for one, a ton of beautifully crafted games are on the Wii and two, it has some of the best exclusive games out there.

[ab88Hype]

@iTzMcKenzie4000

I love how you say "educate yourself" yet you're being extremely ignorant. Look up the graphics of Mario Galaxy, Metroid Prime and Other M, Sonic Colors, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Tatsunoko vs Capcom, and I could go on, but these games would've hardly looked different on an HD console and for amazing games, add on Donkey Kong, Zelda, MarioKart, Okami, Sin and Punishment, Resident Evil 4, Boom Blox, Monster Hunter, No More Heroes, just to name some.

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@ab88Hype another retard...

[ab88Hype]

@iTzMcKenzie4000

Who you? Considering that's the only thing you have to say, doesn't say much to your nonexistent intelligence.

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@ab88Hype words cant describe how stupid you are you prick

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : the stupid and idiot person is you...

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 The retard has returned to get his arse kicked again!

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : this idiot bitch reply my comment!

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 mindblowing comeback keep it up

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 :owh, this bitch still reply my comment.

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 cuz your a cock

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : you are shit in the toilet. when i have stomach ache, i go to toilet, and what i throw from my ass? is you...

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 no its your family you cunt btw your grammar is shit you dumb fuck

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 you scruffy little fucking fat bastard

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : you are piece of shit. this is is you tube, and i can reply everyone whatever i like, and this is not your site or not your video, asshole

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 well mate i think you're a cunt STFU you dick head

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : fucking idiot asshole...

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 do the world a favour and stop breathing you twat

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : stupid idiot who only write idiot comments in here. idiot gamers who only looking game by graphic. fucking idiot.

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 kid just fuck off you know nothing 

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : ha..ha... you calling me kids. who is kids, is you.... you just play game because graphic, and all kids dont care if the game good or not all they care IS GRAPHIC. stupid idiot like you just play game because graphic, and say shit to wii, just because graphic not good. that's kids taste/style. fuck you.

[iTzMcKenzie4000]

@johnne26 the games are better on xbox too fucktard if you want to look more like the dumbass you are then i suggest you carry on

[johnne26]

@iTzMcKenzie4000 : that's what kids thinking,right?? xbox fanboy asshole.... xbox no better than ps3 and wii. what the exclusive game xbox have? gears of wars? what a stupid duck and shoot game!

[wolfgang169]

NINTENDO 64??? THAT'S THE SNES!

[554Key]

holy crap sam is my brothers

like legit thats my brothers mii

[wiitime2076]

mkw is better than any game u would ever make

[Bargirl5]

The guy who plays Sam is probably watching and thinks; WTF?!

[caribbean02]

best review on youtube - comedy value

[JLAW806]

@caribbean02 : i agree...:)

[AnnonamusKillah]

did u just say the first mario kart game was on the 64? i think u meant snes bro

[aharperable]

Is this a comedy or a VERY strong opinion?

[JLAW806]

@aharperable :comedy...:)

[xxgoldenboyxx1]

should of callled it a wiiview

[Themastercode1235]

@xxgoldenboyxx1 Thats taken.

[mariosonic66]

At least i'm not the only one who hates this game!

[sinancothebest]

1407 people just liked it because of his effort but they all liked the game!

[cjimmy99]

Well, can't win 'em all....

I suggest you practice. If you get a banana or shell (extremely common) you can hold a button to hold it behind your back, and you're protected from red shells (you complained about them, but you didn't have any idea they could do that). Also, the wii remote controls aren't the ONLY controls. You can use a gamecube controller if you think the motion controls are killing you. If you still don't like it, that's fine, you don't have to love EVERYTHING...

[JLAW806]

@cjimmy99 : this review not serious ,dude...:)

[Pokemonfeverforever]

Wifi always makes the game funnier to play! 

[ronvnkl232]

you all know every problem he have with the game is because he is trying to fail right? he is just a nintendo hater

[tekomate]

hey its a good game gerk

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

@tekomate It's called sarcasm.

[mcctyler]

Fuck you faggot you've got anger issues you stupid motherfucker!

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

@mcctyler Sarcasm...

[AbunchOFdumbKIDS]

so if u have a big family......ur fucked XD lmao haters gonna hate on haters

[roller6902]

Who thinks this is real?

It's 100% Satire (irony and/or sarcasm)

[rjconway113]

Hate the PLAYER! Not the game... XD

[thefinalfrontier1701]

Just because the Wii doesn't utilize ancient 16 and 64 bit graphics doesn't make it bad. Get with the times dude. I grew up on the 64 and GC. But I know how to move on.

[TheChristChris]

Haha so true about Rainbow Road..

[bjp3400]

this the funniest review

[Silentearththr33]

Funniest review I have ever watched in my life!

[G29awsome]

haha this is funny i play mariokart wii name ec2*g 9999vr

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

lol I was a former hacker of this game. I live in Korea and no one plays this gameanymore. I might be the only person in Korea left to play this LOL

[cooldude8912]

@TheBEATLESMania100n2 Can i play with you online? whats your code?

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

@cooldude8912 Sorry dont have it anymore :( 

[cooldude8912]

@TheBEATLESMania100n2 Why dont you have it anymore?

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

@cooldude8912 I sold it today it wasn't worth a lot. 내가 그것을 가지고 얼마나 알고 계십니까? 1,000 원

[mariolover109]

review mario kart 64!

[113000816]

the only problem is that hackers r ruining the game

[1996HerreraJohn]

@113000816 i agree i don't play mario kart as much anymore because every single match i go in has to have some douchebag hacker

[videogames255]

You were sliding bcuz u were on automatic

[mariofan6100]

6:40 Dude thats the wiiviewer's mii!!! you were racing with eric!!!

[cooldude8912]

@mariofan6100 Oh he was racing with Eric cool? can i ask him to add me on Mario Kart Wii?

[mariofan6100]

@cooldude8912 i dont know, you're asking the wrong person, but my code is 5329-2895-4927. I will race with u any time man. That also goes for anyone else that reads this, just send me your code and a time, and we can work something out.

[mariolover109]

@mariofan6100 please add me please!!!!!!

[mariofan6100]

@mariolover109 ok, whats your code?

[cooldude8912]

@mariofan6100 Ok i gotta get my code and find a time you are online to play Mario Kart online with you

[siralucard19]

265 people are Sam fans

[Sefsar11]

You are the worst Mario Kart Wii Player I've ever seen.

[DontFkWidLove]

HAHAHAA FUNNY AS SHIT! SO AWESOMELY TRUE!!

[axel1231021]

shut you shit words the are rude you keep saying FUCK!!!!!!

[guitar2231]

dude i'm sorry but i just hate u and how you talk bad about good games. even if its to be funny.

[guitar2231]

dude i'm sorry but i just hate u and how you talk bad about good games.

[CommanderMeaty]

@guitar2231 well fuck off prick

[juanokillerba]

@guitar2231 um tehre jokes idiotits a parody of ign and avgn but this sis devently funny

[guitar2231]

@juanokillerba sorry man now i see that its funny

[juanokillerba]

@guitar2231 sorry if i insultedu i just like to see vids without gettig bad comments on it :P

[emily12409]

This vid is hilarious- I spend more time laughing at this vid then anything else!!

''There are also alot of fucking goombas that get in your way.Shit! I wis I could get out of this car and squash those bitches'' !!!!!!!!!!!

Great!!!

[shefugly]

this cracked me up

[killerbot685]

fuck face got PW3ND

[JaredxBloodlust]

THE RAINBOW SHIT TRACK ITS EXTREMELY ANNOYING!!

[ohohothisrocks]

the sam part was epic

[LokeXinXun]

notices he says why should i get peni lized

at 3:08

[isaachosea]

his voice is sexy...ROFL

[pokemonlover0501]

fucker bitch dick cock

[dsswoosh1]

This video is so much win. Cant stop laughing. "Boucing on these bouncy mushrooms is the fucking shit. Then some asshole has to spoil it".

Brilliant !

[dsswoosh1]

This video is so much win. Cant stop laughing.

[mariolover109]

mario kart wii hater

[CheetosForBreakfast]

How many first party games have "Wii" at the end, like zero others?

[sMCCarthyTV1]

oh my god, cabn't belive gonna say this but... YOU ARE RIGHT! This the hardest game I've ever played.

[kennymut]

it was first for the snes not for the nintendo 64

[SuperGamesLegend]

LMFAO this is good shit.

[COWthepokemonmaster]

you fricken suck

[8000Rock]

@COWthepokemonmaster Your Right!

[sMCCarthyTV1]

@COWthepokemonmaster Well he actually is right in this video. Just play the game yourself and comment back telling me its a great game or even a DESENT game.

[DarkSurgicalChalice]

Lol great

[jpta162]

just use the gcn controllers

[TheFunnyGuy365]

so you dont like the game?

[BioshadowX]

items, hard stages and knocking into people is the point of the game.

[brily30]

this video is funny

[mipidex]

this is stupid wii is cool

[pLacepartay]

LOL UR HALIRIOUS I SUBBED

[MrGerolf]

@pLacepartay "I SUBBED" Why does that even matter? 

[pLacepartay]

@MrGerolf idk just shush