I was at school with my friend next to me locker and some guy how everyone likes he is the coolest kid in school and girls begg him to go out with him and he went my locker and said hey jazmin can you come with me and every girl was trying to see and the boys he took me too this coner and I said wat ya call me for and he told me he likes me I was drlouning and he kissed ke and the lunch lady came and came closer to see and I am all like duck yu bitch and that was the part that happened wrong I
Today I was warming up a bowl of chilli then left for a sec, not realizing that my lilttle brother set the time to 20min. when I came back and opened the door it exploted. FML
i was with my classpartner And we had to go to my house to finish our exirement ( did i metion i have a crush on him ) so he notice my dog laying on the floor so he rub my dog tummy and my dog got up and hup my leg :( FML
I had another,,,,one...is I was walking with my boyfriend and ...I was drinking milshake...and he made me laugh...and it came out my nose...I was so embarssed he didnt talk to in 4 days....and well he got over it and got back to the luaghing part
Me remember one time I was in Germany and this chick came out up to me and kissed me..EEEEEEEEEWWWWW I hated her soo much! I slaped her upside the face! ..I told my...well we are not dating anymore! Well I told him and he put soap in my mouth I never have forgotten that day and never will
my best freind who was raised by her grandma after her mom abandoned her grandma had died after a week of tryin to forget about it we were waiting to be picked up from school and my grandma drives up to the school she says "grandmas here" stupidly i replyed ur grandma or mine? she said in the sadest litttlest vioce "my grandmas dead" FML.
I was at lunch an i met one of my old school friends was at a table so i decided to sit with him he was eating so disgustingly i decided to ignore him, until i saw some girls staring and talking about me, then when i was finished eating i asked one of my other elementary friends "Dude, why are those girls staring at me" and he's like "dunno, but i have a hunch" then i said "probebly cause i was sitting with Andrew and he was eating like a fat pig" he overheard me... FML
i told my dad i got my bf pregnant as a joke. he went off his head, threw my laptop at a window and nearly kicked me out. he broke up with my boyfriend over text, pretending to be me and when my mum came home and askes what happened my dad said 'she got her boyfriend pregnant.....oh...wait....omg, im so sorry'
heres a funny one my dad walked in on my friend peein ROFL WOrth another: my 8 year old sis was dancing like a slut in her bedroom as i watched and i opened the door and she fell on her face . btw she was on the bed! :D
my school got a new principle that everyone hates i flipped her off, got called to the office, she called another student to the office and wen she left the room i started swearing at her then i reaized wen i slammed my hand on the desk i knocked to PA system over and it turned on so everyone heard that and i got expelled. FML
I was with my teacher after school, when she paged someone on the PA and left. While she was gone, I started singing Starstrukk REALLY loud cuz I was bored, and it took me awhile to realize the crowd outside the classroom door. It turns out that my teacher forgot to turn off the pager, and the whole school heard me. FML.
i had a boner and we were in the auditorium so i thougth i had nothing to worry about iwas wrong.....my friend screamed BONER HE HAS A BONER to get back at me for kicking his ass the other day he taught me that even though hes weak he does not hesitate at any oppurtunity to get back at you
today in school, my teacher commented on the math test we just got. id been pretty confident about it, and id studied hard and stuff and she smiled and looked blankly around the room "good news! only one person failed!" i thought it wasnt me, so i was nodding my head and then, turns out, i got a D-. FML
FML. I was ridind the busss home and this girll fell alseep on my shoulder. So i let her untill three hours later ,i tryed to wake her up. She dided on my shoulder.
THE MOO IS THERE NOO NOOO DONT ATTACK THEM!! MEEHHH OOUUCCCHHh!! ehheHHHH mheh .. YOU WILL POOP FOR YOUR SINS .. FRENCH FRIES ARE ooo HELLO NO THERE MUST BE A NOTEHR WAY WUCIK QUICK VOTE THE PART WHRER EH UM YOU KNOW BRENDA THE TEXT OF MY NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I was at a concert and I was drawing in my notebook, and a kid sitting a few feet away from me noticed I was drawing, and the kid's mom was like "Oh, he's drawing comics!" ... I'm a girl. FML, but it was still pretty funny.
Our cafeteria is divided. Girls on the right, guys on the left. I used to look pretty dudish. So I sat down with my friends and the ghetto lunch lady loudly says, "EXCUUUSE me sir, but guys are on the LEFT side of the cafeteria." I replied with,"B-b-but...I'm a girl..." and the whole caf busted out laughing.
wow, theses are some sad F.M. L momemts. i got some too, but im too chicken to say any of them, so to all of you that did, you all got some set of balls... or guts, which ever works
I was at recess when I was in second grade and I was looking for this person and he was right infront of my face and I even asked him if he knew where he was.
k so I really like this guy and my friend dared me I change my name on Skype to his last name for a day. well I did it and one of his best friends just so happens to be on skype. -.- in one day our whole freaking grade has heard it and now he thinks I'm a stalker. FML.
A few months ago, I told my friends th guy I like, i even old his sister...She tod him thn the next day he walked by me and did kissie faces at me, and even we dated for one second, h was like..Wanna go out, andim like sure, then he said...I'm breaking up with you.
My fml is after waking one from school a kid triped me and and there're we're the some kids from school watching and people at school laughed at me all that weeks
@killapoons Could you please describe to me what you mean by "talking black"? There are so many "black" languages out there, like Ibu, Fulani, Swahili, etc.
so me and my reading group was reading a book cause i was the only girl in the group and when he yelled stop reading really loud my class looked at him and my teacher said "there better be a good explanation why you said that"
Today me and my friends were in my house passing a frisbee back and fourth to keep it away from my dog, and it hit me right under my left eye. D: Thanks to her I now have a nice red bruise. FML -_-
Yesterday my crush was wearing a Ray William Johnson shirt at school, and I said "Oh! I love RWJ! But my favorite is Shane Dawson." and he said "Idk who that is. But there's this one guy named Shane and he's a real faggot." FML. -_- I left his sorry ass!
My FML:i was with the guy i liked..and he just came to pick me up from my house so we could hang out..and i just got done eating a popsicle..and it was red -.- but anyways we were walking to the towns park and i looked in a puddle and saw red shiz on my face and he never told me tht i had anything on my face..FML he just kept staring and i was wondering what he was staring at but it was my effing face -.- but he said it was cute so thats an upside:D
I laughed so hard in science I peed a little, but the teacher thought it was jizz and announced it to the whole class. Btw we were on the chapter about sexual reproduction.
When you get so confident in doing something (like for me its kissing my bf for the first time) and then seeing them and then you start panicing and then chickening out -_- FML!
"Today my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. Fml" and "Today I went to the pool to tutor some kids on swimming. Since I just broke up with my boyfriend, I haven't really been paying attention to my bikini line. I later overheard them talking about the raccoon that lived in my swimming suit. FML"
well this isn't really an FML but anyway i was in SS(social studies) and waved to one of my buddies and she screamed at me(IDK why)and it got all quiet and i was like: FML
i was jumbing on my trapling and i twisted my ankle and my friend fell on top of me and of course my mom came out and was like "..i know ur brother turned u gay" FML
I whent to the skating rink and had to pee when I came out they called a race I got in the race win I lost I realized there was toilet paper in my skates f.m.l
i was at my boyfriends house and i didnt see the dog so when i got off the couch to get a water i triped over his dog and done a faceplant into his wall i left a dent FML
OMG! May 11 is my birthday! But my F.M.L is a couple days ago, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that, when we were standing near the monkey cage, that the monkey shit on my shoulder. F.M.L.
my fav!! Today, i was going to visit my girlfriend, i was in a hurry and ran a stop sign, i heard this honk and i thought it was somebody yelling at me, so i gave him the middle finger. turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
So the other day basically i went for my college interview and when i get nervous or just for like no reason i either combine words or like switch the the first letters of what im trying to say- so as my interview was drawing to a close i tried to say lovely thank you instead i ended up telling a 60 year old wrinkly man - i love you D: FML but creepily i got a place ....
the funniest ones i ever read was "Today, i found out my boyfriend was cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML" and "Today, my son told me that his weiner sometimes goes out like a stick. I said thats normal and asked when it happens. He said well sometimes when I'm watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy puts lady clothes on. FML" haha made me crack up!!!!
I was at school and the guy i like walked by and i didnt see him and i told my friend OMG ( his name ) is so freaking cute to bad he dont like me ...... fml
@LeleDavis101 my fml is One time my friend told me in sci. class "hey why dont you text me any more?" Then l8r i went to my friends sleep over party and i texted "hey" (no reply) 15:00 l8r "hey" (no reply) one hour l8r "Hey" (no reply) next day at 3:00 Hey (no reply) Next day at like 12:00-ish "hey" (no reply) Next day "hey" (no reply) L8r that day "ok you complained i dont text you enough and now i am so dont complain if youre not going to reply please. :)"
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Ok so back in middle school: We went on a field trip to some nature place and the day before i broke up with my GF. My teacher made us sit together on the bus, sit together in the theater(with her friends surrounding me), and then my teacher made us partner up to make a birdhouse together... it was incredibly awkward....oh yeah FML
my bf told EVERYONE that i fucked him when i didnt. then said oh i was fucking her HARD. another thing is when i had my first kiss my bf threw up in my mouth....
I was listining to my ipod during church and i was listining to screamo and of corse my headphones accidentaly slipped out when they where talking innapropiatly so everybody stared at me -_-" fml thank you botdf to b excact, the part that came on was " suck my dick, pop it out like lipstick" thankyou!
OMG I LOVE BOTDF AND I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO THAT!
i was in school on ipod day and when my creepy old sub started talking my finger slipped and hit play and of course H-E-L-L-O BLASTING THROUGH YOUR STEREO K-I-T-T-Y LEMME SLIP BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS cam on! BAHAHA! i tried so hard not to laugh my ass off LOL THANK YOU BOTDF FOR MAKING ME THE SCREMO KID IN SCHOOL AND MAKING ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME! lol yours was my fave FML!
well i fell asleep in chem and my pencil was in my hand. so when my friend went to go wake me up he barely tapped me on the hand and i threw my pencil across the room and my teacher was like "r u awake now that pencil has decided to fly away from u." he made me get up and do the rest of the work on the bored to "make sure i didn't fall asleep again" the fml is I NEVER GOT MY PENCIL BACK and it was the only one i had that day. FML!!!
my F.M.L is when i had to go to the hospital the staturday after thanks giving my best friend is mean i had to get expanders 2 day ago and that no guy likes me cuz i have a slight attitdue but that is all gonna change and i am thinking i might do covers of songs o youtube but dont have any up yet and ily shane dawson!!!!
This guy i liked like alot was sitting next to me, ok so my pencil fell on my right so i bent sideways to get but little did i know on his right he dropped something to , and right when i bent down...I FARTED IN HIS FACE...FML..
I was on a video chat with my dad, then I left, and when I came back, I forgot about my video chat that was sill on. I started to look at porn............ you dont wanna know the rest.
Here's My F.M.L: Today I got one of my favorite milkshakes and then this came on; " Today I was humping my bed.". And there goes my milkshake. But I still liked this video :P
I Slipped on ice , got DETENTION FOR A WEEK 4 the first time !!! Cut my middle finger and the boy I like was hitting on my friend . SO HERE I AM TYPING MY FML DAY !!!D:
I was texting my boyfriend and then i saw his changed relationship on fb to single so I called him and appearantly he never liked me only liked me for my looks and personality
I took a shower and I never get this situ dance wrong and I was dancing to my room then I saw my sister and the towel fell down and my sister screamed my bro's gota boner
At school I was in the gym locker room getting my clothes out of my locker and I look beside me and my friend was wearing a freaking awesome shirt and I tell her that then she oh god you scared and then she looks away and then I start to change in my gym clothes then my friend looks over to say something and then in mid sentence she goes silent and doesn't say anything :(. FML
i was walking down my street's ally and i tripped and fell through a fence and broke my ankel.FML
evilangelwithblood 41 minutes ago
today,i was walking down the street and i was smoking a sig and my ant saw me. im in deep poop
tylerandaleaha 58 minutes ago
Notice in the desciption its his #...?
562 606 1512
TrickShooting4Life 1 hour ago
Well theres a chick in my grade, we r only in mid school and she tried to f*ck my boyfriend while shes pregnant with some other dude FML
MultiToughgirl 3 hours ago
i no itz wierd but i searched fmylife.com and it waz so funny!
davidchase814 5 hours ago
Use proper sentences dont say sruff like shit and yo i cant understand dumb nigger language
germanypersonme 14 hours ago
I was at school with my friend next to me locker and some guy how everyone likes he is the coolest kid in school and girls begg him to go out with him and he went my locker and said hey jazmin can you come with me and every girl was trying to see and the boys he took me too this coner and I said wat ya call me for and he told me he likes me I was drlouning and he kissed ke and the lunch lady came and came closer to see and I am all like duck yu bitch and that was the part that happened wrong I
18283744558585858588 21 hours ago
Pause at @1:51 look at his hand.
MsTiffLove10000 1 day ago
OMG your rite!!!XD
courtneygummybears99 1 hour ago
Watched your video today.. F.M.L!
heymebeawesome98 1 day ago
Poor Brittani xD
TheLostJellyBean 1 day ago
Not Hyde, grade. DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT
TomboyDudetteX 1 day ago
Some of the kids in my Hyde have lost their virginity. We're in sixth grade FML
TomboyDudetteX 1 day ago
F= furry
M= male
L= lap dancers wow i must be bored love you shane :) with all my heart and hope to die -3 your the resin im here!!
Poppycookie45 1 day ago
i was walking in the hall and the boy i liked was waking by and i tripped and blacked out .... cant believe that happened there goes my crush FML
AliceCullen1407 1 day ago
Today I was warming up a bowl of chilli then left for a sec, not realizing that my lilttle brother set the time to 20min. when I came back and opened the door it exploted. FML
buffnuggsandranch 2 days ago
today a monkey stole my moms pantys f.m.l
MrJackass230 2 days ago
i was with my classpartner And we had to go to my house to finish our exirement ( did i metion i have a crush on him ) so he notice my dog laying on the floor so he rub my dog tummy and my dog got up and hup my leg :( FML
Boredforver 2 days ago
Well, let me see. My boyfriend of 5 years finally proposed last week!
To my single mother. She said yes. FML
wafflewaffle90 2 days ago
Today during Career Day at my High School, my cousin just slapped my ass saying, "I was just playing." FML
I REALLY have a Firetrucked life. (Firetruck is another name for the F word. Smosh made a music vid on it!)
spacemanta 2 days ago
what life
Spellink56 2 days ago
I had another,,,,one...is I was walking with my boyfriend and ...I was drinking milshake...and he made me laugh...and it came out my nose...I was so embarssed he didnt talk to in 4 days....and well he got over it and got back to the luaghing part
Sisofreapuout 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
WTF :)
DanBerov 3 days ago
Me remember one time I was in Germany and this chick came out up to me and kissed me..EEEEEEEEEWWWWW I hated her soo much! I slaped her upside the face! ..I told my...well we are not dating anymore! Well I told him and he put soap in my mouth I never have forgotten that day and never will
Sisofreapuout 3 days ago
F.M.L = Fluff Muh Llama >:o
JordanKirstenxx 3 days ago
my best freind who was raised by her grandma after her mom abandoned her grandma had died after a week of tryin to forget about it we were waiting to be picked up from school and my grandma drives up to the school she says "grandmas here" stupidly i replyed ur grandma or mine? she said in the sadest litttlest vioce "my grandmas dead" FML.
AlexsaurusEatsU 3 days ago
@AlexsaurusEatsU that is so messed up. FML
lpforgood 3 days ago
my best guy frend/crush knows i like him and i thought he liked me, until he flirted with my bff FML
MsEmoPoptartz 3 days ago
I have a huge crush on this dude and he kinda knows I do. So far as he's known, he has asked out my best friend four times.
jackiemm1 3 days ago
wen i was in the shower nd my mom ran in bc she had to take a shit nd it stunk up the whole bathroom!!! f.m.l
12118crazygirl 4 days ago
This was my first shane dawson video!!!!!!!!! i first saw it in summer 2009 and ive seen every shane dawson video ever since!!!!!
7kgireland 4 days ago
I was gonna go talk to this guy I liked and when I saw him I was about to say something but he interrupted and said " have u met my boyfriend". FML
wolfqueen2011 4 days ago
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FML, i was att wall mart and i thouth i saw you and when i asked:
"are you shane dawson"
He was like
"WTF ?!"
YouChallengerMe 4 days ago
my dad wentto jail,got 3 saturday skools, and cot with ot .now i find out my my boyfrend is doin ectasy and cheatin.FML
botdfisawesoms 4 days ago
@zaptune 2023 - 2012 = 11 O.o
Letiot123 4 days ago
@Letlot123 u didn't count 2012....
zaptune 5 days ago
@zaptune well actually it's 11 more years...
Letiot123 5 days ago
I got banned from my favourite website/game. The next time I can go on it is in 2023 june 22. More than 12 Years from now ._. FML
zaptune 5 days ago
I was walking downstairs and i tripped and fell down the stairs FML.
717garfield 5 days ago
I have a crush on this guy and at skool people passed rumors around saying we was going out FML
Xposed15 5 days ago
I was at lunch an i met one of my old school friends was at a table so i decided to sit with him he was eating so disgustingly i decided to ignore him, until i saw some girls staring and talking about me, then when i was finished eating i asked one of my other elementary friends "Dude, why are those girls staring at me" and he's like "dunno, but i have a hunch" then i said "probebly cause i was sitting with Andrew and he was eating like a fat pig" he overheard me... FML
PuurfectSushi 5 days ago
ok, so,
i told my dad i got my bf pregnant as a joke. he went off his head, threw my laptop at a window and nearly kicked me out. he broke up with my boyfriend over text, pretending to be me and when my mum came home and askes what happened my dad said 'she got her boyfriend pregnant.....oh...wait....omg, im so sorry'
now im trying to rescue my relationship.
F.M.L.
lodsaluve 5 days ago
I bet most of the FML'S are girls.
ThatBoyTLong 5 days ago
i had sex.....i lasted 1 minute FML
TheMartialCritic 5 days ago
@TheMartialCritic most people last 30 seconds
lpforgood 3 days ago
My dad walked in on me and my boyfriend... Need I explain more?
Snuffaluffagusluver 6 days ago
heres a funny one my dad walked in on my friend peein ROFL WOrth another: my 8 year old sis was dancing like a slut in her bedroom as i watched and i opened the door and she fell on her face . btw she was on the bed! :D
MolliePhantomhive 6 days ago
my school got a new principle that everyone hates i flipped her off, got called to the office, she called another student to the office and wen she left the room i started swearing at her then i reaized wen i slammed my hand on the desk i knocked to PA system over and it turned on so everyone heard that and i got expelled. FML
evilmastermind15 6 days ago
My boyfriend told me he stick my toothbrush in the toliet everytime we fight
HannahLove98 6 days ago
LML- love my life :D
HBKdabest1984 6 days ago
my teacher called me an emo slut and the class started laughing then my shirt got ripped and i got OSS and now im a slutty emo apparantley. FML
girandhispiggyful 6 days ago
i have no life. FML
unceasingforce 6 days ago
I was with my teacher after school, when she paged someone on the PA and left. While she was gone, I started singing Starstrukk REALLY loud cuz I was bored, and it took me awhile to realize the crowd outside the classroom door. It turns out that my teacher forgot to turn off the pager, and the whole school heard me. FML.
SuckySims 6 days ago
i had a boner and we were in the auditorium so i thougth i had nothing to worry about iwas wrong.....my friend screamed BONER HE HAS A BONER to get back at me for kicking his ass the other day he taught me that even though hes weak he does not hesitate at any oppurtunity to get back at you
steelmarine45 6 days ago
today in school, my teacher commented on the math test we just got. id been pretty confident about it, and id studied hard and stuff and she smiled and looked blankly around the room "good news! only one person failed!" i thought it wasnt me, so i was nodding my head and then, turns out, i got a D-. FML
roxmysoxify 6 days ago in playlist ALL MY VIDEOS
FML. I was ridind the busss home and this girll fell alseep on my shoulder. So i let her untill three hours later ,i tryed to wake her up. She dided on my shoulder.
SeirraWebster 1 week ago
@SeirraWebster omigosh
roxmysoxify 6 days ago in playlist ALL MY VIDEOS
@SeirraWebster oh my god, this is most scariest one ive heard O___o
PuurfectSushi 5 days ago
FML: My math teacher gave us 60 problems to do and i thought that was an FML but turns out you only had to do odds. FFFFFFFFMMMMMMLLLLLL!!!!
TheDancingToaster 1 week ago
FML, i was att wall mart and i thouth i saw you and when i asked:
"are you shane dawson"
He was like
"WTF ?!"
YouChallengerMe 1 week ago 3
The good ol' days of Shane. (:
bamflbell 1 week ago
today my friend gave this guy i like a lapdance FML
Bri1263 1 week ago
@UnholyWiseClown duddee you on drugs???
Letiot123 1 week ago
TodAy my horse pissed all over my riding hat I wore it without realising until my crush asked me why I smelled like shit FML
iLOVEaussie8 1 week ago 24
The guy that told me he liked me was staring at another girl. I told him I liked him back a week ago.FML
6thgrademonster 1 week ago 22
My dad is forcing me to take french when i want to take ojibwe at a high school that i dont even want to go to in the first place. FMFL
Spiritstarnum1 1 week ago
my priceable found out i had a youtube and FB and twitter and suspended me :P
themathewfire101 1 week ago
THE MOO IS THERE NOO NOOO DONT ATTACK THEM!! MEEHHH OOUUCCCHHh!! ehheHHHH mheh .. YOU WILL POOP FOR YOUR SINS .. FRENCH FRIES ARE ooo HELLO NO THERE MUST BE A NOTEHR WAY WUCIK QUICK VOTE THE PART WHRER EH UM YOU KNOW BRENDA THE TEXT OF MY NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
UnholyWiseClown 1 week ago
The worst one: I git the hiccups
jjgolfhacker 1 week ago
1:49 what is that on shane s hand?
CutieSassee3232 1 week ago
last day I took my brother's laptop.The keyboard was all sticky, the keyboard served as a internet history. FML :)
ROSNERmusic999 1 week ago
I was at a concert and I was drawing in my notebook, and a kid sitting a few feet away from me noticed I was drawing, and the kid's mom was like "Oh, he's drawing comics!" ... I'm a girl. FML, but it was still pretty funny.
Tsubakiin 1 week ago
Our cafeteria is divided. Girls on the right, guys on the left. I used to look pretty dudish. So I sat down with my friends and the ghetto lunch lady loudly says, "EXCUUUSE me sir, but guys are on the LEFT side of the cafeteria." I replied with,"B-b-but...I'm a girl..." and the whole caf busted out laughing.
AwkwardYo 1 week ago
I asked out my crush and he said no and laughed and told everyone...FML!!! 😭😭😭😭
LuvSelenaGomez12345 1 week ago
wow, theses are some sad F.M. L momemts. i got some too, but im too chicken to say any of them, so to all of you that did, you all got some set of balls... or guts, which ever works
vinnythewebsurfer 1 week ago
I was at recess when I was in second grade and I was looking for this person and he was right infront of my face and I even asked him if he knew where he was.
marleypet 1 week ago
k so I really like this guy and my friend dared me I change my name on Skype to his last name for a day. well I did it and one of his best friends just so happens to be on skype. -.- in one day our whole freaking grade has heard it and now he thinks I'm a stalker. FML.
steventylerstalker12 1 week ago
my friendstold me to hump the wall for a dare and my mom came in and freacked out i was in so much trouble
MrDrumer21 1 week ago
@FunkySpiritComedy Atleast you have a girlfriend. FML
RandomUserName4Fun 1 week ago
A few months ago, I told my friends th guy I like, i even old his sister...She tod him thn the next day he walked by me and did kissie faces at me, and even we dated for one second, h was like..Wanna go out, andim like sure, then he said...I'm breaking up with you.
FreakyPolish 1 week ago
@paramorefan12cas your typing sucks like shit
Letiot123 1 week ago
shane,im on dat site
2525stefany 1 week ago
one time i was watching 2 girls 1 cup......n i didnt no that my mom walked in F.M.L.
MrUnicorn58 1 week ago
I hate to be like a perv and stuff, but your gonna be the best sex partner like ever hahahah
CBeadleslove1000 1 week ago
I mean home not one
paramorefan12cas 1 week ago
My fml is after waking one from school a kid triped me and and there're we're the some kids from school watching and people at school laughed at me all that weeks
paramorefan12cas 1 week ago
my fml
i was walking with my friend and we were talking black
i just so happened to say nigger (not nigga)
and there was some gangster black guy right behind us
killapoons 1 week ago 2
@killapoons Could you please describe to me what you mean by "talking black"? There are so many "black" languages out there, like Ibu, Fulani, Swahili, etc.
angelfaye101 1 week ago
@angelfaye101 ghetto black
killapoons 1 week ago
@angelfaye101 like hoodlum black
killapoons 1 week ago
this fml isint mine
so me and my reading group was reading a book cause i was the only girl in the group and when he yelled stop reading really loud my class looked at him and my teacher said "there better be a good explanation why you said that"
animegirldais 1 week ago
qdfxfyjxc
supawitecracka 1 week ago
@taylorreneebrooks ewww BOTDF
PEEZnizz 1 week ago
Today me and my friends were in my house passing a frisbee back and fourth to keep it away from my dog, and it hit me right under my left eye. D: Thanks to her I now have a nice red bruise. FML -_-
XxIchigoxX11 1 week ago
Yesterday my crush was wearing a Ray William Johnson shirt at school, and I said "Oh! I love RWJ! But my favorite is Shane Dawson." and he said "Idk who that is. But there's this one guy named Shane and he's a real faggot." FML. -_- I left his sorry ass!
mmckennaleighh 1 week ago
I went I love you to my girlfriend and she respond: Who are you?
jacobpicpic 1 week ago
what is the name of the song when shane was humping the bed XD ?
LipGloss452 1 week ago
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
itsjustme744 1 week ago
My FML:i was with the guy i liked..and he just came to pick me up from my house so we could hang out..and i just got done eating a popsicle..and it was red -.- but anyways we were walking to the towns park and i looked in a puddle and saw red shiz on my face and he never told me tht i had anything on my face..FML he just kept staring and i was wondering what he was staring at but it was my effing face -.- but he said it was cute so thats an upside:D
xXxXsceniexXxX 1 week ago
and i got cought hanging my cock from a tree and calling it a niggar
lynnseth85 1 week ago
soviet russia fell fml
lynnseth85 1 week ago
@footsy913
TomboyDudetteX 1 week ago
Also I dumped my gf 4 months ago....she wanted to get back together twice and i sed no both times and now I like her again. FML!
Flubbergegonda 1 week ago
I laughed so hard in science I peed a little, but the teacher thought it was jizz and announced it to the whole class. Btw we were on the chapter about sexual reproduction.
Flubbergegonda 1 week ago 2
When you get so confident in doing something (like for me its kissing my bf for the first time) and then seeing them and then you start panicing and then chickening out -_- FML!
screamoismyhero 1 week ago
One of my favs:
"Today my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. Fml" and "Today I went to the pool to tutor some kids on swimming. Since I just broke up with my boyfriend, I haven't really been paying attention to my bikini line. I later overheard them talking about the raccoon that lived in my swimming suit. FML"
PrincessKitty765 1 week ago
well this isn't really an FML but anyway i was in SS(social studies) and waved to one of my buddies and she screamed at me(IDK why)and it got all quiet and i was like: FML
girlfartwwe28 1 week ago
when i was in the 3rd grade i burped in my teachers face!! sorry mrs.grodzicki!! lol
danceingninjabunny 1 week ago
The time I was playing sims and I could not control the controller!
sms6996 1 week ago
My mom = FML
iAMaReaperGotprobZ 1 week ago
@iAMaReaperGotprobZ alright. than u wuldnt even exist
footsy913 1 week ago
@footsy913 I don't care
iAMaReaperGotprobZ 1 week ago
I got a suprise boner on my 1st day of school (8th grade) and my teacher saw it and now it's just awkward
megajulian28 1 week ago
i was jumbing on my trapling and i twisted my ankle and my friend fell on top of me and of course my mom came out and was like "..i know ur brother turned u gay" FML
ashleyhasACUCAKKK111 1 week ago 28
i was trying to get a person to go out whith a gril and i ended up whith my last x F.M.L.
jjmaster56 1 week ago
I whent to the skating rink and had to pee when I came out they called a race I got in the race win I lost I realized there was toilet paper in my skates f.m.l
soujac1 1 week ago
i was at my boyfriends house and i didnt see the dog so when i got off the couch to get a water i triped over his dog and done a faceplant into his wall i left a dent FML
duckymomoFREAK21 1 week ago
OMG! May 11 is my birthday! But my F.M.L is a couple days ago, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that, when we were standing near the monkey cage, that the monkey shit on my shoulder. F.M.L.
lollady55 1 week ago
and another fav. "Today, i was walking up the stairs and my crush was behind me, he slapped my butt by suprise and i farted in his face. FML"
FunkySpiritComedy 1 week ago
@FunkySpiritComedy OMG!!!!!!!!
cammiecakes1020 4 days ago
my fav!! Today, i was going to visit my girlfriend, i was in a hurry and ran a stop sign, i heard this honk and i thought it was somebody yelling at me, so i gave him the middle finger. turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
FunkySpiritComedy 1 week ago 61
@FunkySpiritComedy omg i luv tat one
Spiritstarnum1 1 week ago
@Spiritstarnum1 me 2!! sooo funny
FunkySpiritComedy 6 days ago
So the other day basically i went for my college interview and when i get nervous or just for like no reason i either combine words or like switch the the first letters of what im trying to say- so as my interview was drawing to a close i tried to say lovely thank you instead i ended up telling a 60 year old wrinkly man - i love you D: FML but creepily i got a place ....
MsK4TiE 1 week ago
the funniest ones i ever read was "Today, i found out my boyfriend was cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML" and "Today, my son told me that his weiner sometimes goes out like a stick. I said thats normal and asked when it happens. He said well sometimes when I'm watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy puts lady clothes on. FML" haha made me crack up!!!!
bushiX42 1 week ago
i had to go to a birthday party on Saturday a few months ago, but I came on Sunday...... It was so awkward! FML .______.
littleangel2703 1 week ago
@taylorreneebrooks Omg i did tht only the precher was my uncle so he came and took away my ipod and slaped me :/
LeleDavis101 1 week ago
I was at school and the guy i like walked by and i didnt see him and i told my friend OMG ( his name ) is so freaking cute to bad he dont like me ...... fml
LeleDavis101 1 week ago
@LeleDavis101 my fml is One time my friend told me in sci. class "hey why dont you text me any more?" Then l8r i went to my friends sleep over party and i texted "hey" (no reply) 15:00 l8r "hey" (no reply) one hour l8r "Hey" (no reply) next day at 3:00 Hey (no reply) Next day at like 12:00-ish "hey" (no reply) Next day "hey" (no reply) L8r that day "ok you complained i dont text you enough and now i am so dont complain if youre not going to reply please. :)"
cammiecakes1020 4 days ago
I had a metal spoon thrown at my head
zombieslayer935 1 week ago
I Ran Into A Glass Door On New Years!!!!! :(
RickySwagFicarelli 2 weeks ago
I was telling my mom about an actor, Alex Pettyfer. But when I said his name I accidentally blurted out "Alex Pedophile"
With my 8 year old brother in the car. FML
LuvTheMusic55 2 weeks ago
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Coparty 2 weeks ago
@Coparty u stole that -_-
reneecafe 2 weeks ago
@reneecafe no it was actually mine i posted that on FML a long time ago
Coparty 1 week ago
@Coparty I would have died!
AsTrYdU 2 weeks ago
@Coparty I remember seeing that one...LOL
AprilToniaRuiz 1 week ago
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Coparty 2 weeks ago
I cursed out my girlfriend at school we have a concert we end up be paired together...FML
jjmaster56 2 weeks ago
just fml
TORMENTxXxX 2 weeks ago
very similar to the 2nd top comment except i t bagged my self -_- FML
dolphins5545 2 weeks ago
Ok so back in middle school: We went on a field trip to some nature place and the day before i broke up with my GF. My teacher made us sit together on the bus, sit together in the theater(with her friends surrounding me), and then my teacher made us partner up to make a birdhouse together... it was incredibly awkward....oh yeah FML
GoLISTENToGoodMUSIC 2 weeks ago
thats funny
theIANG091 2 weeks ago
my f.m.l was when my bf was telling everyone that i told his mom to fuck her self
rawwwwrgirl 2 weeks ago
my f.m.l is when every girl rejscts me
jaynerfkuehner122 2 weeks ago
Make another one of theses... :)
MissCanadianlover 2 weeks ago
my bf told EVERYONE that i fucked him when i didnt. then said oh i was fucking her HARD. another thing is when i had my first kiss my bf threw up in my mouth....
plugsandhugs 2 weeks ago
I was shagging my doll and bro came in
Wops
Hamsterfun3000 2 weeks ago
todayi got on your tiny chat and right when you got in i got banned now im on twiiter spaming the shit out of the mod :(
hannahwantcookie 2 weeks ago
I was listining to my ipod during church and i was listining to screamo and of corse my headphones accidentaly slipped out when they where talking innapropiatly so everybody stared at me -_-" fml thank you botdf to b excact, the part that came on was " suck my dick, pop it out like lipstick" thankyou!
taylorreneebrooks 2 weeks ago 35
@taylorreneebrooks
OMG I LOVE BOTDF AND I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO THAT!
i was in school on ipod day and when my creepy old sub started talking my finger slipped and hit play and of course H-E-L-L-O BLASTING THROUGH YOUR STEREO K-I-T-T-Y LEMME SLIP BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS cam on! BAHAHA! i tried so hard not to laugh my ass off LOL THANK YOU BOTDF FOR MAKING ME THE SCREMO KID IN SCHOOL AND MAKING ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME! lol yours was my fave FML!
KaraDaPanda 1 week ago
@taylorreneebrooks Botdf :DD You are awesome. c:
XxIchigoxX11 1 week ago
@taylorreneebrooks BOTDF is not screamo!
NetworkCore 1 week ago
I was about to f*** my gf and my creepy uncle walked in and saw but waited a few seconds to leave
FML.......
3000ghettoboy 2 weeks ago
my fml is i never got a boyfrend
EMOfanOFshane1 2 weeks ago
my FML moment is when i have to go to maths -.-
Bubble97s 2 weeks ago
People foudn out who I like... this kid Kyle and his best friend rought on his fb "Lauren loves you" and sadly.. im that lauren.... FML
darkrainbowlightning 2 weeks ago
@darkrainbowlightning You know thats called cyber bullying, report them
conversefreakadelic 1 week ago
well i fell asleep in chem and my pencil was in my hand. so when my friend went to go wake me up he barely tapped me on the hand and i threw my pencil across the room and my teacher was like "r u awake now that pencil has decided to fly away from u." he made me get up and do the rest of the work on the bored to "make sure i didn't fall asleep again" the fml is I NEVER GOT MY PENCIL BACK and it was the only one i had that day. FML!!!
PunkBoy3619 2 weeks ago
my F.M.L is when i had to go to the hospital the staturday after thanks giving my best friend is mean i had to get expanders 2 day ago and that no guy likes me cuz i have a slight attitdue but that is all gonna change and i am thinking i might do covers of songs o youtube but dont have any up yet and ily shane dawson!!!!
MCRforeverILY 2 weeks ago
i stayed up all nite doin an entire history project for the next day only to find out it was due in the next TWO WEEKS.......FML -_-
Angel2Destiny 2 weeks ago
I want to b under him when hes humping the bed. (:
morganna3337 2 weeks ago
Im bi and i have a crush in this girl named Kellie and this guy Brandon.. They started dating yesterday.. FML :c
EpicNinjaAttack 2 weeks ago
I took one of my laptop keys off to clean around it and it took me fifteen minutes to get it back on...I didn't realize it was upside down.
FML.
EeveelutionStorm 2 weeks ago 3
This guy i liked like alot was sitting next to me, ok so my pencil fell on my right so i bent sideways to get but little did i know on his right he dropped something to , and right when i bent down...I FARTED IN HIS FACE...FML..
ilovehim838 2 weeks ago
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
MegaSmurf9 2 weeks ago 2
i love that website
kittycat369369 2 weeks ago
my FML is some of of us are in SERIOUS LOVE with Shane,but are like 13 years oldD: (i will never happenDX)
dymond590712 2 weeks ago 3
my crush is dating my bff ;,(
punkgurl75 2 weeks ago
I tripped over a bump and fel and I cryer in front of my BF:p
kateliv15 2 weeks ago
I was on a video chat with my dad, then I left, and when I came back, I forgot about my video chat that was sill on. I started to look at porn............ you dont wanna know the rest.
PenguinsRuleGoCrosby 2 weeks ago 2
Here's my FML:
Okay, so I was watching THIS video when my dad walked in and CLEARLY saw the video when it was at 0:32.... FML!!!!!
TrinasFilms 2 weeks ago
my crush asked me out and i got nervous so i said idk and he thought i meamt no. :'(
sugarandsnowflake 2 weeks ago
Here's My F.M.L: Today I got one of my favorite milkshakes and then this came on; " Today I was humping my bed.". And there goes my milkshake. But I still liked this video :P
AnnaRockingInDaHouse 2 weeks ago
when my mom calls me down every 3 minutes!!
kyleseekskyle 2 weeks ago
1/13
I Slipped on ice , got DETENTION FOR A WEEK 4 the first time !!! Cut my middle finger and the boy I like was hitting on my friend . SO HERE I AM TYPING MY FML DAY !!!D:
Lolaflou 2 weeks ago
I was texting my boyfriend and then i saw his changed relationship on fb to single so I called him and appearantly he never liked me only liked me for my looks and personality
FML
grubby23232323 2 weeks ago
I was having a convo with my girlfriend and she asked am I fat? So I said no your perfect
So her response was yes I am
So I said whatever you think
So she was like OH so you think I'm fat
Then I was like NO! But you said and I just thought..... Fuck this I'm out
FML
MrRjwhittaker 2 weeks ago
I took a shower and I never get this situ dance wrong and I was dancing to my room then I saw my sister and the towel fell down and my sister screamed my bro's gota boner
Fml
0justjames 2 weeks ago
At school I was in the gym locker room getting my clothes out of my locker and I look beside me and my friend was wearing a freaking awesome shirt and I tell her that then she oh god you scared and then she looks away and then I start to change in my gym clothes then my friend looks over to say something and then in mid sentence she goes silent and doesn't say anything :(. FML