I'm Chinese, my family banned me from watching this show due to the various sexual inneundos, but like I'd give a damn, one day, I was secretly watching this on my laptop, they were outside watching one gay korean drama, and theycame in my room when they head boisterous laughter, they were like ''I TOLD YOU NOT TO WAT---HAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD ONE! '' LOL!
an essential transcript for all budding mandarin learners out there. 我的名字是 sheldon - my name is sheldon 給我看你用的陳皮 - show me your citrus peel 哎呀,嚇死我了! - 0:52 crap, you scared the hell out of me 長壽石灰 - long live concrete (???) 謝謝 - thank you 鼻涕在哪? 鼻涕! - show me your mucus! your mucus! 這不是柳丁腳踏車! - this is not a tangerine bicycle 不要打給圖書館,鼻涕 在哪? - don't call the library, show me your mucus 蠻牛在我床上,很多很多蠻牛! - oxen are in my bed, many many oxen! because, y'know, these are your everyday chinese phrases.
@akillergx Supposed to be live long and prosper I think but because his mandarin is so bad he can't say it right. A lot of things in mandarin sound similar or can mean completely different things if you use the wrong word in between (reading pinyin, you'll see a lot of 2-4 letter words).
This is not a tangerine bicycle funny
Timsalt3100 11 hours ago
0:50 AH YAH, XIA SO WO LA XD
bubblebot1915 2 days ago
There are many oxen in my bed!!!
Veredei 6 days ago
0:03
My name is Sheldon
0:51
AYA! SCARED ME!!!
ROCKTOTHEOMG 1 week ago
many, many oxen
MrCamazama 1 week ago
this is hilarious especially cuz im chinese and all (:
imadirectionette 1 week ago
SERIOUSLY!!!
LONG
LIVE
CON-CRETE!!!!!
jstryde 2 weeks ago
Is this funny? you call this funny? am i laughing?? is this enough funny to make person smile amına koduklarım cevap verin cevap
KlavyeDelikanlisi1 2 weeks ago
oxen are in my bed many many oxen lol
WarEagle140 2 weeks ago
best episode everrrrr!!! omg so much more funny since i know what he's talking about in manderin xD
artmaniac7 2 weeks ago
@MegaBushmann "哎呀! 嚇死我了!" = "omg!! You freak me out!!"
carolboat 2 weeks ago
哎呀!!吓死我了!!
XD hahahahhaa
0Oddsocks0 1 month ago
aiyahhh
193614 1 month ago
what did he say at 0:52
MegaBushmann 1 month ago
@MegaBushmann ay ya u scared me
yofoy24 1 month ago
@MegaBushmann ahhh, u scared me!
MMagentaHH 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA! Oh Sheldon <3
xiaorishu 2 months ago
One person laughed so hard, they accidentally pressed the dislike button.....
connie123321 2 months ago 7
long live concrete, indeed sheldon xD
scspacesout 2 months ago 5
oxen are in my bed
EL5EIUS 2 months ago 3
SHOW ME YOUR MUCUS!
accionerimonstarkid 2 months ago
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@IsilionNELE you mean oy vey? haha i have no idea what that means. but the ai ya means ARGH
hellochickadee 3 months ago
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hellochickadee 3 months ago
SHELDON!!!!
thekickflipmaster99 3 months ago
Its hilarious when Sheldon speaks other laguages
yuseipwns 3 months ago
Someone please tell me the episode and what season its in and what the episode is called please
DoItBig2017 3 months ago
@DoItBig2017 Season 1 Episode 17 - The Tangerine Factor
emotionsaside 2 months ago
@DoItBig2017 Season 1 Ep 17 The Tangerine Factor. Its my favorite of the season :)
Djeispark 2 months ago
I love how the most accurate phrase he uses is when he's not intentionally trying to speak Chinese (when Penny scares him)
AItedi 3 months ago 5
I laughed so hard my back hurts now HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest TBBT I've ever scene
MysteryPerson852 3 months ago
XD Sheldon is mint.
bigbangtheory00 3 months ago
Oh good. Once he learns it he can fit in at U of T.
GoldenFlither15 3 months ago
wo wu yu.... hahaha
sylair14 4 months ago
Ta bu zhi dao ta shuo shen mu XD Hen hao ting ah XD
yanwhitney 4 months ago
my tommy kinda hurt cause of laughing. haha
MusicMrsLove 4 months ago
"HAIYAH!" :D :D :D
SuperTunaSandwich 4 months ago
@SuperTunaSandwich It's not "HAIYAH!" it is "AĪYĀ!" = ”哎呀!“ lol
jlh1290 3 months ago
不必打给图书馆!
VincyPierre 4 months ago
Nooo, don't call the library :DD
SuperMaexle123 4 months ago
ROFLMAO.
xskypillarx 4 months ago
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ayaaa LMFAO
wen2fanta 4 months ago
Lol terrible Chinese
Michaelminecraft1 4 months ago
Lol, it sounds funnier when u actually understand chinese
AnimeFreak5224 4 months ago 3
LOL
charlie5231990 5 months ago
if u know chinese the argumanet doesnt make sense XD
kelby381 5 months ago
@kelby381 Thats the whole point
masshamai 4 months ago
where is ur mucus?
kelby381 5 months ago
The man at the restarant disliked this video
me4ever45 5 months ago 10
what a Fei fei de pi yan.
CFaux220 5 months ago
Imagine being those two students and that old man - to be able understand what's being said and not laugh!
Wattywatasaurus 5 months ago
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Wattywatasaurus 5 months ago
ayaaa
mohammdBaQeR 5 months ago 2
WHO IS THE ONLY ONE THAT DISLIKED THIS VIDEO?
ROCKTOTHEOMG 6 months ago 11
@ROCKTOTHEOMG The guy arguing with Sheldon? LOL
SmileOrBeDead 2 weeks ago
Long Live CONCRETE!
diegatzu18 6 months ago
LOL AY YAA XIA SI WO LU!!!!!! its only funny for pplz who understand chinesseee :)
FantageKhloeey 6 months ago
@FantageKhloeey also anyone who can read english...
nightmareX1993 6 months ago 2
1 person got 吓死
timtam8780 7 months ago
do the things he says in mandarin really mean that whats in the subtitle?
MrWambo1000 7 months ago 2
Oxen are in my bed ! MANY MANY OXEN !!
xDDD
GamerULexForTheWin 7 months ago
I died at "long live concrete."
sakikatana 7 months ago
lmao!
Angelsbaby42 7 months ago
I'm Chinese, my family banned me from watching this show due to the various sexual inneundos, but like I'd give a damn, one day, I was secretly watching this on my laptop, they were outside watching one gay korean drama, and theycame in my room when they head boisterous laughter, they were like ''I TOLD YOU NOT TO WAT---HAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD ONE! '' LOL!
CyanideForYourMum 7 months ago 42
I'm trying to figure out what sheldon is actually trying to say though...
Telamond 7 months ago 4
hahahahahah
ACDCNORWAY2 8 months ago
what about the one Sheldon calls Leonard a syphilitic donkey?
Window1346 8 months ago
zephyr84 8 months ago 23
@tvvdo Oops! Scared me to death!
Michon00 8 months ago
WHAT DOES HE SAY WHEN PENNY SCARES HIM?
tvvdo 8 months ago
@tvvdo I speak Cantonese, but he says "Oh my god! You scared me!
astrangeone 6 months ago
funniest scene ever! watched it like three times in a row!
peterchuvalov 8 months ago
Which episode was this? :P
Ix3SDGL 8 months ago
"Show me your mucus!"
lexxypexxy 9 months ago
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Chinese is not a language...
snakie1 9 months ago
this shit is classic and freaking funny
adamfear17 10 months ago 3
many oxen are in my bed many many oxen
aman19991 10 months ago
what does he say in chinese at 0:52 ? ^^
gestream 10 months ago
@gestream
He say "Oh my god You scared me!"
Dest17xdd 10 months ago 6
@Dest17xdd
that is the best part, because he said it perfectly.
suprhomre 9 months ago
給我看你用的陳皮!
Shakamuni 10 months ago
Long live concrete?
tequilasciarrai 10 months ago 3
THis is even funnier if you understand chinese. [ASIANS FTW]
hellochickadee 11 months ago 246
@hellochickadee Or if you are at least able to grasp the fundamentals of tone languages.
Michon00 9 months ago
@hellochickadee haha i was just about to say that! especially the 'xia si wo le' part which didn't have any subtitles :P
TheDianetician 8 months ago
@hellochickadee are the subtitles at the end correct?
IsilionNELE 3 months ago
@hellochickadee
Chinese Mandarin is my mother language. But I don't know what hack he is talking about.
tajenli 2 months ago
@hellochickadee So, so true XD
TeeGeeFan 2 months ago
Don't call the library! Show me your mucus!
hplover226 11 months ago
0:52 - 哎呀!吓死我了! XD
gamerjc21 1 year ago 175
@gamerjc21 Oh! Scared me! O_O
couvepodre 4 months ago
what's with the long live concrete part ?? That was funny !! except i don't know what he said ...
akillergx 1 year ago
@akillergx Supposed to be live long and prosper I think but because his mandarin is so bad he can't say it right. A lot of things in mandarin sound similar or can mean completely different things if you use the wrong word in between (reading pinyin, you'll see a lot of 2-4 letter words).
universalsoldier27 1 year ago
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Vruchtenzeepje 1 year ago
One of the best scenes, I still love it when Howard gets that big face cuz hes allergic to peanuts XD!!
Vruchtenzeepje 1 year ago
I'm uploading The Big Bang Theory Episodes on youtube.com/user/TBBTseaons
shitaki08 1 year ago
I was pretty close to Pee myself... is one of the best scenes ever.
Thanks 4 posting it.
Sheldon Rules!!!!!!!!!!
machenical 1 year ago 4