Team Fortress 2 - Custom Jarate Responses

[WWII4444]

Heavy: what the matter with you?

[Dommer4Kill]

custom blood affects too. i could tell

[TheFuzz360]

Scout engie skin? lolwut

[everton1120]

wait your bow is in your left hand??

[Zolega89]

jarate is piss?

[whitedragon1204]

@Zolega89 yes

[Takerfan57]

Run out of Jarate.

Better drink my own pi-oh wait. Nevermind.

[TheJackw13]

Medic - "Zat vas not medicine!"

[M30W3R]

Scoutgineer

[MrWafflesthefish]

MAKE IT ;O

[TeamChesus]

Heavy's one should be, "No! Not on Sandvich!

[KingSpartaX37]

Lol Engineer:Son, I'm gonna blo that dumb look right off your stupid face *CRIT* Engi pwned

[Snipertoaster]

Scout: What is your major malfunction, bruddah?

Soldier: You have dishonored this entire unit!

Pyro: Mpphh MPPPPH!

Demoman: It's lads like you that give war a bad name!

Heavy: Hide coward! I will find you!

Engineer: That there is just a sad display boy!

Medic: You are trying my PATIENCE!

Sniper: Piss off, big-head!

Spy: Ohhh, MERDE. (I know it's piss but what the hell.)

[EpicFunkey]

Scout: What the...?

Soldier: Augggh, my god!

Pyro: *muffled*

Demoman: Thankfully, I don't remember this.

Heavy: OOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!

Engineer: Now I've seen everything.

Medic: This... is unacceptable!

Sniper: Ah, piss. (geddit? lolololol)

Spy: Jarate? NOOOOOOOOO!

[sonicriderlover]

Are you going to release this by any chance?

Or will it not work online?

[austinowns0331]

Well I think if someone threw a jar of piss at me, I'd say something about it too. Good job.

[solarboy62]

Scout: AW CHEESE!

Love the scout and the FaN I call old faithful.

[resettimanalt]

You need to do more with other classes

Scout: Augh! I cannot believe this! You have got to be kidding! What the hell was that crap? This did not just happen!

Heavy: Ohh this is bad! How could this happen?! Oooh nooo! Bad! Very bad! Not good!

Sniper: Ah, piss! This is gettin' emberassing... Bugger! I'm gonna carve you a new cake hole.

Medic: Dumkopf! You are trying my patience! You are... Stupid! This is unacceptable!

[ostronan]

@resettimanalt dont forget Heavy: NO!!!! NOT ON SANDVICH :(

[resettimanalt]

@ostronan Oh, and

Scout: This is a real friggin' embarrassment...

Heavy: Tell me, where did we go so wrong?

Sniper: PISS OFF, BIG HEAD

Pyro: aye carumba... *a long rant which I can't describe*

[Zoroark7]

@resettimanalt Medic: Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!

[resettimanalt]

@Zoroark7 lol That's actually pretty good

[RainingMetal]

Some of those lines would make good ubercharge lines too.

[Snipertoaster]

I'm guessing this was cancelled

[bioniclemac300]

there should be a boomer bile custon jarate

[utubepoopable]

@bioniclemac300 there is

[narutofan12able1]

@NovaSilisko how do you make custom jarate responces

[Energyone]

Your recording level in Windows changes the volume. It's not the WeGame client.

[BungholeMcGee]

@MyMariquitaa step 4: continue sniping

[campingXBL]

@BungholeMcGee Step 5: Piss some moar

[Vadkoubivadko]

@campingXBL Step 6: Make over 9000 steps

[campingXBL]

@Vadkoubivadko step 7: DEERRRPPP

[WafflesMgee]

I think the demo got 'pissed' last night.

[DayShadow94]

THAN ENGINEER'S A..........scout?

[Anarchemitis]

How to be a tactical expert:

step 1: piss in a bottle

[BungholeMcGee]

@Anarchemitis step 2: throw it at someone

[068636281]

Engineer is scout!

[M00nades]

Seems like they all got...

(puts on sunglasses)

Pissed off.

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­!!!

[Alieneater1239]

you got piss on my suit

[RenGraes]

Personally I think the "OYE! What just happened?!" quote would be perfect.

[froodymoose]

Hi, firstly: Great job! You should send these to Valve.

In the meantime, is there anywhere I can download them? And do you plan on doing some for the other classes? I'd love to hear the Heavy shout "IS NOT POSSIBLE!" after being soaked in Sniper urine.

[ElDeathWolf34]

Engineer: "My eyes, THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING!!" xd

[thickeyebrows]

Anyone notice how engi is standing like Scout? lol

[SlientChaos]

cool, what's your wegame name?

[someEsoldier]

you made demoman cross.

[Beastialman]

The Soldier screeming Engineer saying "Ew, oh, that just ain't right" and "Thankfully I already don't remember this" are the best lines of out of all of the,

[Grif43]

You know, you should try submitting these responses and how you got them working to the Contribute! site for TF2, apparently Valve doesn't take just models (The recent addition of kill icons for the community weapons were also made by community members.)

[jedisociety]

you get easily offended

in this game

[joshuapsgibbons]

Epic Spy death at the end.

[Bmaster1001]

The soldier sounds PISSed

[bugman369]

How do you have so much blood ?

[Robert12534]

Engie is Scout!(See scout standing still with scattergun

[acidjoker21]

what does it do (i dont have tf2 or orange box i rly want it though i might get it)

[ienjoytaffy]

it causes attacks to do more damage. brcause thats what urine does to people.

[acidjoker21]

it does

[ienjoytaffy]

im gunna go test that now

[thehumor]

what does spy say when he gets jarate on him?

JARATE?? FOCK YEAh!!

[regaliatwentytwo]

MON DEIU!

[AshForte]

cross = crass

[DanteForever20XX]

more like cross = mad

[Csp499]

I was figuring their responses would be more around the lines of terror, traumatizing disgust, or utter despair and humiliation, but I guess anger works too.

[44isanormalusername]

What happened to engie's arms?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

thankfully ive alrdy dont remember this

wtf?

what am i soaked in?

pee?

well that makes sense

*tastes*

THIS ISNT MY PISS!!!

[possumies6]

what jarate does???

[ToxicTaxonJunior]

i have been shown who is the boss D:>

[50Dashes]

I lol'd at "Thankfully I already don't remember this". If a) I wasn't broke, and b) my computer didn't have the tiniest memory ever, I'd be playing TF2 24/7.

[supersjaak123]

Why is the engineer standing like a scout?

[TehWoodPcker]

Lol it seems that you have putted Scout anims to Engineer.

[taigokai]

what does jarate do and how do i get huntsman?

[Cocksalsa]

Jarate is used to rat out spies, and when hitting an enemy, it makes every hit a min-crit, you can also use it on your teammates if they're on fire, to set them out.

I'm still unsure if they'd rather be covered in piss or flames.

To get the Huntsman, the only advice I can give you is...play TF2.

They designed it so that by getting achievements and playing the game, you'd get all the collectibles, so 2 weeks = 20 items, seeing as the new trading system is coming, you will pick up duplicates.

[Edgewalker001]

The achievement for putting out someone with Jarate is "Friendship is golden"

I always laugh my ass off when I see someone get that one... XD

[Yuffieandcloud]

mini crits everytime your hit after you are jarated

[PrivateMetalhead]

You got piss on my suit.

[Blo0daXe]

"Thankfully ah already don't remember this" is the best quot ever!

[OverseerThe]

@Blo0daXe no,

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

―Cave Johnson THAT is the best quote ever.

[Blo0daXe]

@OverseerThe No, that is a speech. And it wasn't THAT much funny, it was meh and unrelated, go away. srsly T_T try hard much?

[JackWitchell]

how do you do this?

[DoctorZyo]

I think the First Demo one pretty much takes the prize.

[phantomshotgun]

nice :) i can see them saying this stuff already. will this be a mod?

[MrStuffs100]

make the scout say: "This is a real frikin embarrassment" "Ah, Jeez" "What the hells your guys problem."

[kalacazoo]

I love the "Thankfully i already don't remember this."

[Billandzap]

You should have added the Demo's "I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU WITH MEH BARE HANDS!!!"

[ultraanime]

or "I'M GONNA STICK MEH THUMBS IN YOUR EYES AND HANG ON TILL YOUR DEAD"

[FearlezzDesign]

Why have you swapped scouts animation with the engineers :p

[strangemodul3]

Good stuff.