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  • Google Chrome?

  • @pvtpatrick96 Ummm no?

  • @insecur I mean the icon, it looks just like when Chrome freezes, maybe they got the idea from Apple?

  • @pvtpatrick96 Oh yeah. You mean like the puzzle piece thing? Well sad mac did come first so yea probably.

  • 0:11 lol

  • lol weird elevator music.

  • I SWEAR, IF SAD MAC IS NOT ON JOBS' GRAVE, THEN I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE!!!!!!!

  • RunTime 0x00843 Error! (22944)

    SteveJobs.exe has stopped working.

    

  • 0:06-0:09 Used to scare me

  • 00:11 Is Epic!!!!!

  • I love how the first couple sounds were tada sounds for when your machine crashes...

  • the last one scared me

  • why do you need a video of these? just hit the power button!

  • @sociopathicpplkillr turing on mac duhh dunt dunt duhhh tick a tap

  • 0:10 BИD

  • best DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN PITCJICA

  • Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl­ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah­blahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl­ahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah­blahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl­ahblahblahblahblahblahblah

  • I swear to god, that must have been terrifying

  • A problem has been detected and windows has been shutdown to pervent damage to your computer.......Begining dump of physical memory

  • @TheKathleen42 Hehe, the most famous of all crash screens.

  • 0:09

    8 bit dubstep..?

  • 0:06 Thomas the tank engine?

  • @GreenBlockland More like the Colex jingle to me...

  • 0:16 is like an actual crash

  • RING BELL

  • 0:10assome

  • The beginning of this video sounds like the opening of Pearl Jam's song "I Got Id". I like it. I like it a lot.

  • If my computer crashed and had that goofy car crash sound effect, I'd put an ax through it.

  • Steve Jobs is dead. *cues 0:11*

  • If My Computer Crashed I would love to be alerted by DUN DUN DUNNN!

  • i'd be really pissed off if it were to play such a sound during a crash

  • 0:10 Crash bandicoot?!

  • This should have played when Steve Jobs died.

  • R.I.P Mr. Steve Jobs

  • That sad Mac misses Steve Jobs ;( RIP Steve...

  • 0:15 LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE!!!

  • this is what is going to happen to bill gates 0:15

  • Mac: *le driving through the interwebz*

    News: Steve Jobs has died

    Mac: WHAAAAAAAT

    *cue 0:14 *

  • me: *playing on my computer*

    tv: steve jobs has died

    me: what.....NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    macintosh: what? WHAT?? NOOOOOOOO!

    im so sad rip steve jobs

  • R.I.P. Steve Jobs... =(

  • @segasonic623 Did he make these sounds when he died??

  • @segasonic623 a moment of silence to remember Steve Jobs(+_+)

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  • I heard a fart in the Beat Chimes.

  • That car crash sound was friggin epic...

  • 0:15 Wow! Mac's can't drive!

  • @whatever000whenever wrong! My MacBook crashed just the other day, and it's been ScReWy ever since.

  • The mac crash sounds look scary.

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  • I like the annotations :D

  • @dragos240 But Mac uses Linux based security software, It's almost guarenteed not to crash. and It hasn't since it started using Linux software to prevent crashes.

  • MACS SCARE ME NOW >.> even the duun duuun duuuuun

  • Hold on, I thought Macs never crash? So why have crash sounds built in then?

  • @whatever000whenever For simulation purposes, of course!

  • @Trif4 Haha but of course. So Mac users can feel what it's like to crash - without actually doing it - cos it never happens on a Mac. Ever. Really.

  • iv had the airport one happen to me but thankfuly i fixed it

  • They scare me :(

  • 00:13 xD

  • The computer screen looks like when u use google chrome and the thing freezez the file thing looks like that... MAC HAS TAKEN OVER WINDOWS

  • Bo I would crap my pants if my computer went DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

  • How do I download the chime at 0:12? I'm trying to use it in a game, and I can't download Mactracker because I have a Windows computer.

  • @darkbowser10001 you can get mactracker for windows

  • 0:10 OH CRAP IT'S THA DEATH CHIME!

  • at 0:06 it is the airport!!! XD

  • 0:20 i got that evertime i start my Apple up.

    i just gotta re-press the ON-button :)

    try it a few times, everything will turn out juuust fine. ^^

  • They sound like door bell ringtones lol

  • The tune at 00:06 sounds like an Airport Chime, I was half expecting a voice to tell us that a flight was delayed.

  • the satrical chimes make me wanna go "Awwww...."

  • I really want to recreate the one that starts at 0:11but I'm not sure which instrument is used in the beginning cause I really want to recreate it for MIDI cards.

  • Not a bad pc. But I'm No Mac fanboy. And I would HOPE it crashes less than a windows pc considering the ridiculous price they have. On top of that some of them onlycome with a 90 day warranty . So IF IT DOES BREAK IT BROKE. Or you could spend a couple thousand on repairs.

  • 0:11 is awesome

  • I wish my Macintosh made a sound when it crash. All I get is my lost files that I was working on in the background and the Kernel Panic. Oh well, I've only gotten it twice and that was due to my shitty charger. xD

  • Kernel panic...xD

  • I laughed at "i hope my mac has insurance"

  • I'm writing this comment from a Powerbook G4...

  • I've had a Macintosh 7200/90 for about 10 years (obviously, I haven't used it in ages), but I just can't remember any of these. Guess it never crashed o.O

  • I wish the current macs had a crash sound :(

  • 'Oh No I Should Not Have Done That Chimes' XD LMAO!

  • @NullaVids How about the audio from the Angry German Kid video? That would make an awesome death sound.

  • I laughed out loud at the drums with the 3 notes that litterally scream "GAME OVER!!!" It really made my day. All hail Dead Mac!

  • 0:10 DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!

  • I got the Kernel error screen once about 3 years ago at school and me and the teacher were like "oooo F*$& we fail at life,"

  • Macs dont crash... OhRLLY?

  • @moviemaker310 the do... and get virus too

  • @hjalteyhjalte55555 i know...

  • @moviemaker310 Haha 2 of my friends got a virus on their mac so that gay porn pops op on the screen!

  • It tried to divide by zero.

  • OMG.

  • @myWTFboom DATZ FUNNIEE NOIZEZ! :D

  • 1:11 scared me when i was little

  • @myWTFboom i mean 0:11

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  • 7 is the best.

  • You forgot the BEEEEEP on the newer macs. xD

  • 0:11 dramatic mac

  • 0:11 would make a little kid cry

  • @DjPyro2010

    Little kid: (sees 0:11 on his mac) MOM! The computer dieded, WAAAAAA!!!!

  • at 0:11 some kid was prob like MOOOOOOOOOOOM COMPUTER PLAYING SCARY MUSIC

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  • Been owning Macs since 1996 and never even heard half of those. Didn't know that their crash sounds were so epic.

  • these look like the google chrome error icons :D

  • Ironic how the crash sounds sound more like startup sounds. Well the early ones at least.

  • :08 worst ever :'( scared me as a kid when I was on the comp in the dark

  • Omg Mac.... It's not cool when your computer crashes make some serious sound.

  • are these real

  • 0:09

    ITS A TEST SCREEN

  • I would shit my pants if this happened at 1:00 AM with everyone in bed.

  • 0:10 LOL

  • True, also, macs run on specialized hardware, windows has more of a variety, meaning they use more generic drivers. Whereas macs are built the same, so they have specific drivers built especially for the machine. This is why they don't crash as often, and as you said before, there are less programs for mac than there are for windows, so less risk. I hate when people brag about the "fact" that macs can't get viruses. Know your machine, use common sense, and whatever you use. You should be safe.

  • i first experienced one of these when i was 4 years old. i still have to leave the room whenever i turn on an old mac.

  • I love how half the sound effects just fucking mock you, that along with the Sad Mac icon.

  • I remember hearing the "Airport Chimes" on my Macintosh LC II after I accidentally deleted the system folder when I was little.

    Nothing is more scary to a technologically-curious 5-year-old than hearing those chimes and seeing the "Sad Mac" face.

  • @Teraforce88

    Yea I had the Sad Mac pop up once when my Classic's HD was on it's way out when I was about 6-7.

    After seeing and hearing it I was terrified of it for months and whenever turning it on would quickly leave the room and hope that it wouldn't Sad Mac.

  • 0:11 is just win... DAN DAN DAAAAAN

  • This scared me a LOT! I even had a bad nightmare of turning on my computer one day and receiving the Sad Mac and the sound at 0:11. :-( This is the reason I'm a PC!

  • @Pinkergloop Exactly.

  • I vaguely remember the airport chimes. Those are creepy!

  • I've had my MacBook for over three years and it kerneled once.

  • macintosh is a piece of garbage

  • @trollingtheweb nice troll

    nah it was shit

  • Some of them sound like they should be startup sounds...

  • Dun dun DUN!!!!

  • ............

    That icon was my nightmare since I have memory. When I see it, I'm already some feared O_o

  • @miles7fff [X_x]

  • number 7 is the best!

  • wow, didn't know they crash.

  • @iiGerardoii

    All computers can crash, regardless of the hardware or OS. Most don't think macs crash because windows just crashes more.

  • @dragos240

    It's because Mac doesn't usually allow for customization of your system.

    They also have an inferior compatibility with other programs.

    But it is those drawbacks that make it seem like Macs are more stable.

    Windows accepts a lot of things, but it's lenient to the point a lot of things can screw up, because of something you did wrong, or something the program did wrong.

    I agree, Macs and Windows are the same.

    Macs don't crash as much because it doesn't allow third party programs.

  • @dragos240 All computers can crash, regardless of the hardware or OS. Most don't get it that less macs crash because there are less mac users

  • @germa04

    That's also a contributing factor. Also, macs are designed to use apple hardware almost exclusively, whereas windows and other OSes support more hardware. That's another reason for stabability, also macs are unix like which is a bit more reliable than DOS (or a form of it), which supports windows. But I stick by my comment, all computers crash, regardless of their OS or hardware.

    Then again, if you set up a small calculator with logic gates, I can't see that crashing.

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  • @germa04 While probably a factor, hardware design, stability, and software design also play big roles in it.

  • @travelsonic Since the OS and hardware is all coming from the same organization, you can safely pretend that it will be safer to operate, or at least certify that there won't be compatibility issues between the parts in the machine. The major problem related to this is the simple fact that it prevents concurrence for parts within a mac computer and Apple can dictate their own prices when it is clear that a custom pc with similar tech specs costs 25-50% less than the Apple one. Good != expensive

  • "Good != expensive"

    True on all counts, it shouldn't cost 2 arms and a leg to have a good computer.

  • @dragos240 Windows crashes more because more people use it, so more viruses are made, and more dumb people download the viruses.

  • @OcloOppo

    It's partially that: Supply and Demand. But windows has the uncanny ability to crash without having any viruses at all. Let me give you an example:

    My windows vista would blue screen when it had a USB device inserted into it at shutdown. So unless all USB devices were removed, it would crash consistently.

  • @dragos240 No fanboy macs do crash but not that much but windows crashes RARELY!

  • @coolboy56574

    Fanboy? Also does rarely mean every time you leave a USB stick inside the computer? Here's the reality, windows doesn't crash rarely, it depends on a lot of factors. Sometimes it's viruses, sometimes it's bad drivers, sometimes it's faulty programming, but because there are so many things that can potentially cause a crash, it's never the same for every person who uses windows, you could have a windows that hasn't crashed in 10 years. Fact: On AVERAGE windows crashes more.

  • @dragos240 No your just a Macboy you must accept and always think that mac is better than any other platform out their you know your mac has crash within the last 2 years

  • @coolboy56574

    A macboy who uses linux and who dislikes mac? Facts are facts coolboy, and statistics are facts. Windows is known for it's crashes. Do macs crash? Of course they do. However, unlike most operating systems, the OSX operating system was designed for a certain line of computers, windows was designed for nearly any computer, so it's bound to have bugs based on that.

    As my primary OS, I use gentoo linux and am completely content with it. All I have said are facts.

  • I dislike mac error sounds...

  • Ive had my windows vista laptop for 6 years now and im still on it now, but its never crashed

  • @Ashter154 screw u for the PC part

  • DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!

    

  • That's what I see on my iPod when it crashes, but no noise....

  • o no one

  • whats that computer at 0:10

  • Duh duh DUH babababamm...ahh that scares me. :(

  • hahaha

  • Airport chimes are suitable for the original 1999-2000 arny men games

  • i hate the airport chimes..it sounds like some wierd virus that eats lil children...

  • @Mrinsanepain ooh,now little children will get nightmared.

  • 0:01 get a life maybe bsod would be better 0:02 you too same as before ugly much OMFG!!! 0:04 trying to outsmart the ugly others ehhh 0:05 FREAKING UGLYYYY WORST EVER MAKE IT STOPPPPP I PREFER NO SOUND!!!! 0:10 Man worst drum ever also one of the most hated sound by me ugly asssss thats what beached az whale would say if he heard that 0:12 worst dundundun ever dont spam my inbox cause i dont agree 0:15 epic win but it suits windows or gentoo linux better mac dont go with that 0:17 fireworks nope

  • is one of those the vid logo with the creepy face

  • @jmans25 Wasn't you supposed to say that Mac was designed for people specially at multimedia production?

  • @EduCamargo yes :)

  • My sister gets kernel panic.. A LOT

  • @ITGuru0111 bsd is unix/ unix based.

  • OS wars suck ass it's all about choice

  • @ITGuru0111 You said "They Use Linux Kernel" not "They Use BSD Kernel"

  • @ITGuru0111 Unix not Linux

  • the kernel panic looks cooler than bsod

  • Never trust the mac death only trust windows

  • Which computers have the "dun-dun-dun" chimes?

    Just wondering.

  • @TelephoneRock4ever Mac Performa 5200

  • i hope my pc paid for my insurance chimes 0:16

  • Sad mac is just SCARY! *hides in corner*

  • macs rule

    

  • i always thought that it said "i hope my mac insurance chimes"

  • Is that a real crash sound at 0:12?!