I love archery and I became tired of that autistic imperial guard so I shot him in his other knee then I torched his ass went wolf and ate his ass then shat him out in the blood river.
@123Medmedmed He changed the type. If my ugly french is right, the first is fleche de fer or Iron Arrow and the second is Orque which i presume is orc :)
Ive only heard it about 5-10 times in the 70 hours I've played. The guards definetly get more lines as you progress through the game like quest events and "Aren't you the new member of...".
If you play the game, every now and than the guards will talk to you when you walk pass them. One of the things they say is "i use to be an adventurer like you, but than i took an arrow in the knee". The guards don't have many lines, so you will hear this phrase often when you are playing Skyrim.
@nalby92 It's a skill perk, I think you have to be lvl 30 archer not sure tho. it's on the left side on the perk tree. When you have unlocked, just use right mouse botton when having an arrow loaded, and it should zoom :)
once i was shooting at birds next to riverwood, when i shot, i use the "teleport" of the map to go to riverwood and the far as i know i was with a arrow in the knee
ACTUALLY WITH THE BIRDS ON THIS GAME YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SPOT ON, SHOOTING GENERALLY CLOSE TO THEM WILL KNOCK EM OUT OF THE SKY. YOU SHOULD TRY IT OUT NEXT TIME YOU PLAY.
@drkA666 sure you can, but only if they are from Harringoth and have curved swords...curved...swords. Oh and only if you don't care that they are your elders who find your wolfish grin unsettling. Then there will be fur growing out of their ears, but if the gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon, they can respect that.
I walked past a crashed ship once, The birds were flying a bit closer but I got like 3 shots 3 hits! To be honest they are easier to hit than dragons, those assholes keep making sudden turns. :)
@19Jones91 I'm pretty sure no one gives a shit that someone can shoot a bird in a game, in the first place. And that's why I only got two replies to my comment, from two people who apparently think it's a big deal and therefore want to call me out on it. Way to take a game too seriously. Bravo.
LoL like
alex175972 2 days ago
Is this how you get hawk feathers?
xD
awsamoe 2 weeks ago
What is the bow in french please ?
WarriozTM 2 weeks ago
the truly legolas... :)
8bitheroo 3 weeks ago
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A real archer would aim for the knee.
Pffffft
agent5m 1 month ago
Son of a bitch! Sorry, but it's the only thing that came to mind when I saw those shots XD
mrbuddha2026 1 month ago
I have ps3 and I tried fletcher shop 6 times a day and in compainions theives guild and dark brotherhood
cjlsniper 1 month ago
Can any one tell me how to get a daedric arrow need help plz
cjlsniper 1 month ago
@cjlsniper much later levels, basically they are loot when your hitting level 30+
Also the fletcher shop in solitude occasionally has some.
and some random dungeons. google is your friend, but don't expect to find some neverending easy cache without glitching a bit.
if you have a PC version, mods are your friend..just make em.
SaturnFX 1 month ago
ANY LOOT
TheChristopherWalag 1 month ago
I try to do this, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Mingzhi09 1 month ago
@Mingzhi09 HA HA HA HA SO FUCKING ORIGINAL SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
yockinnottou 1 month ago
I love archery and I became tired of that autistic imperial guard so I shot him in his other knee then I torched his ass went wolf and ate his ass then shat him out in the blood river.
TheDudewithskillz 1 month ago
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I cant even hit a fuckin dragon with a arrow
dawidex333 1 month ago
Anty-Angry birds :P
PalestynPomykacz 1 month ago
i used to make skyrim jokes, until i took i vagina to the penis.
jesterjacobs 1 month ago
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It took him so long to do that
DemonHakz 1 month ago
It took him so long to do that
DemonHakz 1 month ago
lol you play with a french version of the game :P
anteigne 1 month ago
0:05 : 95 arrows
0:19 : 22 arrows
123Medmedmed 1 month ago 128
@123Medmedmed He changed the type. If my ugly french is right, the first is fleche de fer or Iron Arrow and the second is Orque which i presume is orc :)
akbarism1 1 month ago
@akbarism1
Yeah i'm french, but i guess he run out of iron arrows :p
123Medmedmed 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed Thaaat....
HAHAHAHAHAHA you made me lol
akbarism1 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed /watch?v=mhTsFa4LV3E&feature=related
but nice try
theroguefight 1 month ago
@theroguefight
I was'nt talking about this video.
123Medmedmed 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed then why did u comment on this video? that doesnt make a lot of sense
theroguefight 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed
But these 22 arrows were another type
ThePanZielarz 1 month ago
@ThePanZielarz but doesnt that mean he did even more failed shots?
TheMrAmfortas 1 month ago
@TheMrAmfortas
Well, I don't know
ThePanZielarz 1 month ago
@TheMrAmfortas /watch?v=mhTsFa4LV3E&feature=related
Please try again
theroguefight 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed Maybe you cant see that they are different types of arrows
Ixtilion 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed He just swapped arrow types. "Fleche Elfique" is an Elven arrow, and "Fleche Orque" is an Orcish arrow.
RuneGuidesScape 1 month ago
@RuneGuidesScape
Yeah i know, i'm french but i guess he just run out of iron arrows.
123Medmedmed 1 month ago
@123Medmedmed
95 iron arrows
22 orc arrows
.I.
pedrofernandes1993 1 month ago 6
One word: AMAZING!
CristianoExperience7 1 month ago
no lollygagging
TheMert90 1 month ago
dude, honestly are you the best shot in skyrim? ya fucking better be
belgarion1232 1 month ago
All these comments about arrow in the knee , Makes me wanna do it irl.
BrownNize 2 months ago 2
sniping's a good job mate
Terrorist12341 2 months ago
whats with the fucking knee jokes?
cmace5 2 months ago
@cmace5 some dumb ass thing a rapper said or some shit like that
censoredredful 2 months ago
@cmace5 a gard in skyrim says it
davidXYL 1 month ago
I train my archery in a legit way, you may have seen my work, I usually aim for the knee...
flaschensammler4life 2 months ago
awsome u rock
lokemanen 2 months ago
I thought you got 2 birds with one shot! that would be fucking epic.
Still good shooting.
Smokie181 2 months ago
>>-----(knee)------->
kclarke56 2 months ago
Holy fuck. O_O
abohsukampret 2 months ago
damn
skull465 2 months ago
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes you, till I took a vagina in the dick.
TehCrazyMilk 2 months ago 4
i use to be able to shoot birds with a bow from 300 yards away, but then i took an arrrow to the knee
m0rmonmaster65 2 months ago
how did i get from minecraft to skyrim? o.ô
DarkFochzy 2 months ago
the bird at 0:39 took an arrow to the knee
mihaichelcea 2 months ago
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Encuber 2 months ago
Heyyy maannn NICE SHOT!
IchbinX 2 months ago
How do you use slow mo
dsimasta1 2 months ago
@dsimasta1 archery perk
AchieveMadness 2 months ago
I used to fly like these birds, till i took a arrow in the knee
TheJesCom 2 months ago
Ive only heard it about 5-10 times in the 70 hours I've played. The guards definetly get more lines as you progress through the game like quest events and "Aren't you the new member of...".
Tristania64 2 months ago
best archer i've seen
ElderScrollsFTWFTW 2 months ago
ok, arrow, knee, now give me my thumbs up if you don't want me to shoot you a bird to the knee
gloriakenny 2 months ago
its easy
tiraeller 2 months ago
The birds were flying so gracefully.. Then they took an arrow to the wing
blueagle7890 2 months ago
I don't get the arow in the knee joke
What's so funny about it?
SuperFankiller 2 months ago
@SuperFankiller dunno I guess someone decided to make a meme out of it even though it isnt all that funny
link4585 2 months ago
@SuperFankiller
If you play the game, every now and than the guards will talk to you when you walk pass them. One of the things they say is "i use to be an adventurer like you, but than i took an arrow in the knee". The guards don't have many lines, so you will hear this phrase often when you are playing Skyrim.
Troublesome2008 2 months ago
Can you collect bird meat?
MythicDO 2 months ago
@MythicDO beaks and feathers
Examode 2 months ago
how do u zoom Oo
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@nalby92 It's a skill perk, I think you have to be lvl 30 archer not sure tho. it's on the left side on the perk tree. When you have unlocked, just use right mouse botton when having an arrow loaded, and it should zoom :)
J1nick 2 months ago
you are the jezuusss
gangstaflamingo 2 months ago
Nice Aimbot.
LordAxtropinonymous 2 months ago
oke on the 2nd shot you got 94 arrows on the 3th just 22....
you should really stop shoting arrows around.... maybe you hit an adventurer in his knee....
DaNr1to2 2 months ago
The saying "I used to be a ______, till I took an arrow in the knee", used to be funny, till it took an arrow in the knee..
NikeSBJack 2 months ago 19
@NikeSBJack you are fucking lame.. shut up
yockinnottou 1 month ago
@NikeSBJack If Skyrim were real, I would sell knee pads and become a billionaire.
suyhelji23 1 month ago 19
I used to be an arrow, then I took a bird to the knee. Oh wait, damnit, can I try that again?
oxadeloremovies 2 months ago
ANGRY BIRDS WAS HERE.
draanexle 2 months ago
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»»───knee───►
JamesAshcraft 2 months ago
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JamesAshcraft 2 months ago
I used to have lots of competition for adventuring.. Then I started shooting them all in the knee
vaporknife 2 months ago
I used to do archer skill shots then i took a arrow to the knee.
Truegamerog 2 months ago
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i used to like arrow in the knee jokes, then i took an arrow to the knee
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CssGuyz 2 months ago
So the Skyrim guards now hire birds.
Sephiroth767 2 months ago
I used to be an arrow, till I took a bird to the face. Variation of:
I used to be an Arrow, till I took a knee to the face.
TheTrueWolfboy 2 months ago
The very next day...
Adventurer: Awww who crapped on my house?
Birds: hehehehehe. >:)
:p
Mystic3517 2 months ago
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once i was shooting at birds next to riverwood, when i shot, i use the "teleport" of the map to go to riverwood and the far as i know i was with a arrow in the knee
3dKMw 2 months ago
that explain´s why my bird came home withe a arrow in the knee
andriaszombi1 2 months ago 3
I use to fly around skyrim, then i took an arrow in the knee
131rns 2 months ago
thank god that arrow to the knee jokes aren't at top comments here
Tomi7500 2 months ago 2
I used to be an amazing flyer. Then I took an arrow to the knee
shaq9809 2 months ago
>----arrow brotherhood for ever--->
mujdeci 2 months ago
I missed a dragon once.
williamwzl 2 months ago
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XcSwisp 2 months ago
I used to be a bird like those, till I took a arrow in the knee.
phillepirat007 2 months ago 35
@phillepirat007 A bird has knee?
TheKarlsruheprotest 2 months ago
@phillepirat007 An arrow to the knee joke? How fucking original.
Jazalicious 1 month ago
@Jazalicious Posted 3 weeks ago? What a retard you have to be to bitch about it.
MrDivineTyler 1 month ago
ACTUALLY WITH THE BIRDS ON THIS GAME YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SPOT ON, SHOOTING GENERALLY CLOSE TO THEM WILL KNOCK EM OUT OF THE SKY. YOU SHOULD TRY IT OUT NEXT TIME YOU PLAY.
salemsblood 2 months ago
this is the only thing where the joke actually applies realistically, the bird used to be able to fly, but then it took an arrow to the knee..
jsiff93624 2 months ago 3
@jsiff93624 birds dont even have knees
JustCausePwnzr 2 months ago
I wonder if you can shot an arrow in an adventurer's knee.
drkA666 2 months ago 61
@drkA666 sure you can, but only if they are from Harringoth and have curved swords...curved...swords. Oh and only if you don't care that they are your elders who find your wolfish grin unsettling. Then there will be fur growing out of their ears, but if the gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon, they can respect that.
peri2502 2 months ago
@peri2502 Nice answer, I laughed a lot. x)
drkA666 2 months ago
18 Birds disliked this video.
JoseCrazy10 2 months ago
I thought this was a 2 birds with one shot video lol
SicSlaver 2 months ago
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I've a big bird, and I find this video offensive.
superskunk85 2 months ago
Not shown: All the missed shots and F5/F9ing
Still, pretty neat.
HyperionMBD 2 months ago
I used to have original jokes. Then I took an arrow to the knee..
eqopa 2 months ago 4
That bird used to be an adventurer like you, then it took an arrow to its knee.
PvMiZLAMiCKz 2 months ago
I used be a living fire breathing flying dragon, till i took arrow in the knee and plummeted into the ocean. ;(
afsan23 2 months ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW...not an accessory bird huh? amazing world!
twinkleglowbug 2 months ago
wow i didnt know you could kill birds sick
9274294 2 months ago
@9274294 you can kill them and loot feathers etc :P
szczygiel17 2 months ago
i used to fly around too... then one day i took an arrow to the wing
yallahhabbib 2 months ago
can you search the birds?
stonedsasqwatch 2 months ago
@stonedsasqwatch yes, loot
msalami1 2 months ago
@stonedsasqwatch Yeah you get a hawk beak and 3 hawk feathers.
PvMiZLAMiCKz 2 months ago
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I used to shoot like that! But then I took an arrow in the knee.
allball103 2 months ago
I used to fly around like them, then i took an arrow to the knee.
esimkar1 2 months ago
N1 u shot that bird in his knee
Bastian36 2 months ago
At least those birds didn't get sword.
Kaarlo 2 months ago
I used to be able to shoot this well, then I took a-NO.
DarKnightofCydonia 2 months ago
I used to do skillshots, then I took an arrow in the knee.
MeTehAwesomer 2 months ago
Your'e a hunter in the real life? :D
TheBuzzenergy 2 months ago
I can barely hit a flying dragon
somrandomguy86 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MrTeamVideo
lol at the comments
bakasoraa 2 months ago
look at me motheF***Ken IM A BIRD!
shatteredglassluck1 2 months ago
I used to be a bird, then I took an arrow to the knee...wait...what?
swifterthenu227 2 months ago
How did you do this xD? just lots of practice?
hellwolf882 2 months ago
i dare ya to find the birds
grutzinthagrunt 2 months ago
They'res birds in Skyrim?
TheFloodFourm 2 months ago
@TheFloodFourm pfft not shit there dragons lol
Th3Apollo7 2 months ago
@TheFloodFourm no*
Th3Apollo7 2 months ago
I walked past a crashed ship once, The birds were flying a bit closer but I got like 3 shots 3 hits! To be honest they are easier to hit than dragons, those assholes keep making sudden turns. :)
TheCGSphinx 2 months ago
BIRD: I was once a wingsborn, but then I took an arrow in the ass
mrcrazyenough007 2 months ago
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mrcrazyenough007 2 months ago
are you fucking serious?
TheBongogo 2 months ago
Real bowman or ... O_O ?
valydevil 2 months ago
Oh, 3. I owned myself.
Syge 2 months ago
So you went through 96 "Fléche de fer" and god knows how many orcish ones, and we see two birds going down? Pro.
Correct me if im wrong but your accuracy rating is likely below 2%
Syge 2 months ago
now FETCH !!
FUgemaniaCKisawsUm 2 months ago
who say's cool story bro ......just this moment every girl on the planet's dorkameter just went through the roof .....stay AWAy dork !!!!
enderrose 2 months ago
Nice shootin' Tex.
cosmicdebris420 2 months ago
You should try doing it in real time, dude... And yes, I've done it in real time.
mgsfan15 2 months ago
@mgsfan15 Watch out guys, we've got a badass over here.
FascistRabbit89 2 months ago
@FascistRabbit89 Yeah, I think I'm a SUPER badass for shooting a bird in a virtual world. How did you figure it out?!
mgsfan15 2 months ago
@mgsfan15 Upload a video of it, otherwise nobody gives a shit.
19Jones91 2 months ago
@19Jones91 I'm pretty sure no one gives a shit that someone can shoot a bird in a game, in the first place. And that's why I only got two replies to my comment, from two people who apparently think it's a big deal and therefore want to call me out on it. Way to take a game too seriously. Bravo.
mgsfan15 2 months ago
@mgsfan15 I've never even played Skyrim, and I was calling you out only because you were boasting at how you could do it better. Jackass.
19Jones91 2 months ago
@19Jones91 Nope. Not boasting. Just pointing out that this would be better if it wasn't in slow motion.
mgsfan15 2 months ago
@mgsfan15 there is a perk when you level up archery that slows time. That is whats happening in the video
EricMcIntyre7 2 months ago
@mgsfan15 ya, that's the perk and i dont think u can choose to not slow down time unless u dont zoom in at all
KuhoinX 2 months ago
Bird community: 'I heard some more people got attacked last night'
samsungpropel1 2 months ago 31
@samsungpropel1
nono... its more like this...
~Birdcomunity~
bird to other bird: I used to be a bird just like you, then i took an arrow to the wing.
cotchorama 2 months ago 3
ex_interp -9000
shrownage 2 months ago
I was once a great archer, but then i took an arrow to the knee
vtoivonen 2 months ago 6
I would hate to go into an archer battle with this guy...
L0LwhyS0seri0us 2 months ago
I`m an ass and i find this hole. (Self explainatory insurrection mitelbalalarsrsrrs
sumala321 2 months ago
Who gives a fuck?
Leijonasisu 2 months ago
I'm a bird, and I find this video offensive.
Cruzito3000 2 months ago 138
@Cruzito3000 Audience?
felix3322 2 months ago
@Cruzito3000 could one say you are a angry bird?
szazztam 2 months ago
Once you get the slow time by 50% perk and the faster draw speed, archery becomes so much fun :P
Jazios 2 months ago
do you play m&b as archer?
nostradamus1915 2 months ago
This is why there are hunting dogs.
greekperson0305 2 months ago
13 birds watched this video.
orangehash 2 months ago 14
@orangehash 19*
xXTheZ3R0Xx 2 months ago
Maybe he has the archery perks? :O
P4R45YT3 2 months ago
idk how he does it might be mods? or he's got dead eye from red dead lol 0:30
tylerl421 2 months ago
@tylerl421 Red dead's Dead Eye ftw, rofl
Syredisa057 2 months ago
@tylerl421 It's a perk for the Archery skill tree.
NemesisTypeT 2 months ago
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@NemesisTypeT *from the Archery skill tree.
NemesisTypeT 2 months ago
Bird : I used to be an adventurer just like you, but then i took an arrow in the wing.
itsaraofgod 2 months ago 31
legolas of skyrim