Pretty Paul Parsons does Cookies and Milk

[tpirfan2004]

Santa looks pretty good for being 300 years old.

[ArticFox934]

I run around all f**king night with deer s**t hit me in the face, I'm overwieght, I'm constipated, and you s**t heads give me cookies and motherf**kin' milk. Then I have to go back to the North Pole and stumble over f**king elves and hey, you know why we have elves?! So we don't have kids. Why?! No wife won't fuck, not 300 years old I never been laid (LOL)

THE BEST PART EVER! xD

[bobdaniel82]

This man is a comic genius. I'm opening for him soon and honored to share the stage with him. The day I could hold a candle to PPP I'll be damned happy.

[ToXiiKx107]

I think he saying he wants cookies and milk

[oldharborseal]

IRREVERENT. Cheap shot!

[1Existence]

I approve this message! ;)

[AlyssaQ420]

Muthafuckin' cookies and milk. LOL!

[Jazzanswer]

Charming.

[TheErctickle]

how do you turn this into a text message

[lossofthoughts6]

Marry God damned Christmas, fuck you, I quit!!!!

[BLDMLN1007]

nope!

[fringefries]

I know santa doesn't exist but now God doesn't either?

[Essins1]

Santa

[thebestdayeversong]

Yeah thats a F--king fair trade!

[dewitt4029]

omfg lmfao this is funny as shit abt psd my fkn pants keep the good work and merry gd fkn christmas I