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  • 9:50 turn on transcribe audio: DOMINOES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • the transcribe audio is so baddd

  • Heroine and religion...could not be more correct.

  • Miller wised up.

    David Mamet wised up.

    Stewart: Really Smart Guy, and he's pretty good; but we're still waiting.

  • @BrianMChampion So for you, "wise up" = agree with everything you say?

  • @CoolerKing37 Why not?

  • @BrianMChampion Sounds kinda pompous to me.

  • @BrianMChampion Dennis Miller is an unfunny idiot. He's relegated to being Billo the clowns butt boy these days.

  • @RebelThoughts Yes, argumentum ad hominem is always an effective rhetorical device. Your post is unanswerable.

    

  • @BrianMChampion You responded pretty well. For it being an unanswerable post anyway

  • @cockroachbalogna Ha! You caught me in a contradiction.

  • @BrianMChampion Juicy

  • jon stewart killed

  • i thought this was kinda like an intellectual show of some sort

    then the first question was "how many chicks did you fuck jon?"

    omg LOLOLOL

  • @432ps1 Well aren't you just the most pleasant person - bet you get your hate-filled ass invited to *all* the parties, don'tcha now?

  • @hznfrst I heard there's a party in your mouth and everyone's cumming.

  • @432ps1 Stop it, you're making 3rd-graders look bad.

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  • @432ps1

    That's not what your mom thinks last time I asked her.

  • Steward is a complete and utter ideologue.

  • @gpnsasek can you name anyone who is involved in politics that is not a ideologue, I think that's why we pick parties.

  • @home0421 I wanted to write another interesting adjective to describe Stewart, but thought it was not fair because I do not know him in real life. But you are correct, and realize I should be more accurate when replying to silly videos like this.

  • @home0421 might as well pick your nose-both controlling political parties are the same...oh, that's right, you have 2 nostrils

  • @gpnsasek Who's Steward?

  • Interesting that Stewart excused American foreign policy as a contributing factor of 9/11. Wonder if he'd say the same today?

  • @TheDentist27 the cir also said this they called in unintentional blow back

  • i wish chicky baby suck up to bill o'reily would go on

    the daily show now.john would slam him but good.

    miller was funny but now noing he's a right wing ass

    4 the tea baggers w,fox news hes just another money making

    slut 4 the right wing rich asses.

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  • @goodfriends5573 HA!!! He actually believes in the right of EVERYONE to keep what they earn for themselves. Liberal government spends the money of everyone, like they did with Social Security. It's the Right wings fault that Liberal spending didn't keep Social Security as "hands off" savings account? Now they devalue what is left in there by monetizing debt? That lowers our currency value you know. But your Liberal Big Government is doing a such a bang up job with your money? LOL

  • @goodfriends5573 50% of Americans don't pay income tax. 15% are on food stamps. So too, in spite of all the supposed "sincere" "hard" efforts of Liberals to empower intercity minorities with education they are failing at it terribly. They push handout narcotics for votes, fail to empower to personal independence, and perpetuate victimhood culture. If Liberals were sincere on empowerment, then they would have been successful already. I've never seen a group of such ineffectual losers before

  • @goodfriends5573 I love how Liberals hate those people who have been successful, because they are admitting with their hate that the person has been personally successful from doing what they do. Yet instead of having any balls to do anything the hard earned way like them, they have to be a collectivist pussy. Well get ready because China is eating our lunch with Capitalism while we borrow from them to finance a nanny welfare state during a recession. I Know!! You can't do anything yourself

  • Former comedian Dennis Miller used to be funny until he became the rabid right winger he is today. Something about being a conservative completely kills any comedic talent you possess.

  • @lostkid19 I suspect your problem is that being left wing you don't find left wing hypocrisy funny. As I've become more conservative I've noticed I find Colbert less funny. I don't think they got less funny, but it's harder to hear them accuse Dick Cheney of being greedy when you know he's donated millions of dollars to inner city kids. I think it's just hard to hear people make fun of people you like. There are a lot of funny right-wingers. Adam Sandler. Bill Cosby. Bob Hope. Ann Coulter.

  • I like how Dennis starts out looking like he'd rather be behind the chair.Ill at ease,knowing Jon could shred him on his own show.

  • J.S. is a fucking joke, and I don't mean that in a good way

  • Stewart is spot on with religious beliefs inflicting the weak and that their happiness is a fake 'i-don't-wanna-kill-myself-any­more' type euphoria. Emotionally adjusted people who accept reality of the world don't rely on legends, myths and superstitions.

    Life is tough: life is unfair, people you love get sick, you're gonna die. But, while you're here there are so many amazing things to experience. A life free of gods is a true appreciation of life here and now.

  • @areyouquitemad

    not really.

    The weak are those who think they are better than everyone else because they are above thinking that there is a creator, based on absolutely nothing.

  • i like jon

  • 1:11 I shifted in my seat, too. Haha!

  • Whoa, Jon Stewart used to be cool... what the fuck happened to this guy?

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  • This is when Stewart was actually funny...now he a political hack!

  • @spm1021 Well I'm sorry you think JS is a p.hack. Seems you must be confused when it comes to political humor/satire and political activisim. Face it...some of the best humor comes from our political process...cause it's a fucking JOKE. So why not make a living off it if it's your schtick!

  • Wow...and I thought Bill Maher was a douchbag....

    Jon Stewart is an ass. He made no sense, even when Miller tried to help him along.

  • @Smurf209 Your an idiot and I think your name says it all...douch

  • Thank you for pointing out the stupidity of Bill Maher, once again! The guy is a hack!

  • Love, Jon, but he's wrong about extremism being about people's personalities. Extremist ideas take hold in whole communities where personalties differ widely. So, you can't explain it as being unique to people who "tend to take everything too far." The number of muslims willing to be suicide bombers is realtively small, but the number of muslims who share the bombers' extremist views is very large. Ideas have consequences and religious ideas move people to go further than any other kind.

  • @etsneroj If alot of people have the same views and then the few people become suicide bombers. That is the few people taking it too far thus he is still right.

  • @wick2107, My point is that lots of people have extremist views that commit violent acts. And those people are almost as bad as the bombers because they enable/support/legitimize the violant actors in their society. Where I take issue with Jon is that he seems to explain suide bombers as being people with personality defects (the same as people who tend to get obsessed with their hobbies, or diets, or work). But I think they are created by a culture infected with religious extremism.

  • Jon & Dennis. Uncle Sam's bullhorns. I mean that in the best possible way ;) 

  • @XPANTHER2007 the best thing about your statement, is that they're both coming from different directions these days

  • Smell it and tell me if I'm lying. Lol I love Jon Stewart and not in a homosexual way you perverts.

  • This dipshit had a show ? lol

  • Fucking Jew!

  • @GirlFeetSniffer4U

    Fuck Jew too!!! HA, see what I did.....HA

  • I just love John Stewart.

  • They are both very bright people who now happen to be on opposite sides. The thing is a) you can't be that witty and have your brain work that fast without being bright; and b) it's okey that different people have different opinions. That happens when you don't live in North Korea. I did like them then and I like them both now.

  • @battalion30 Dennis Miller stopped being funny a long time ago. Something about being a right winger that removes the funny gene.

  • John stewart tries so hard but ooyyy so not funny.

  • @MRPITHER You just don't have a sense of humor.

  • Ha ha ha, killing Japanese people is funny.

    9/11 was an inside job.

  • Great to see them swear. Terri Gross. Ha!

  • Why are we hating on either of these people? They have different political views than you. They're both smart. They both considered EACH SIDE of a particular issue before drawing their conclusions (something 95% of the population has NEVER done). Perhaps most importantly, they discuss these views calmly, thoughtfully, and respectfully.

    Learn something.

  • I'm a libertarian, and although I value Dennis' political opinion more, both of them are funny

    Shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy

  • lol Jon always talks shit about comedy central

  • "I don't like people to share anything with me that isn't explicitly necessary for the situation."

    COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF

  • I couldn't hate Jon Stewart more...

  • @Zathinean Why? What did he do to piss you off so much?

  • @Zathinean I get ya man. He makes conservatives look like douches, and its so damn convincing.

  • Letterman leaving for ABC? What was going on back in 2002?

  • @CoolerKing37 Letterman's contract ran up with CBS in 2002. ABC offered him a contract to bring his show to their network. At the time ABC had better 11pm lead ins to the 11:30pm time slot so he gave it some consideration, but ultimately CBS offered him more money and he stayed. Now I think hes under contract with CBS until the end of August 2012.

  • john stewart is intellegent, dennis miller is a dumbass dickhead who used to party like a rockstar, now he seems to think he is a voice for a elitest party determined to seperate the country more in the 21st. century then ever before. hey dickhead miller we are here we were here before your people, were not trying to get our country back, we want to live together with the rest of our american brothers and sisters and make this the best times of our countries history. hey were not going anywhere

  • hahahaha "what i don't know, you guys might be from orange county" hahaha john stewart is the man and "from the day i got there, sure" hahaha too much, looove it!

  • STEWARRRRRRRT!!!

    -Colbert's rage

  • Can you imagine if Jon Stewart took over Letterman's job. My goodness... that would be the best move for the quality of television in... probably 2 decades. Would be awesome.

  • All of the veteran comedians call him "Johnny." Ever notice that?

  • Jon Stewart>>>>>>>>Dennis Miller

  • Dennis Miller is a total grubby ASSHOLE!

  • 3:53

    Stewart makes a great point of noting that the problem with Religious Extremists isn't religion, it's the extremism.

    Think of all the terrible things people have done in the name of God. If you remove God from the equation, wouldn't those people have found another reason (money, land, politics, women, etc.) to do the same terrible things?

  • @ XXXoBradyoXXX - I agree with your Stewart-Miller-Maher assessments.

    To the point, I believe that Maher is a "TRUE Intellectual"

    (Definition: "True Intellectual" - A person educated far beyond their natural intelligence.)

    To me, this explains Bill Maher perfectly.

  • This is fucking great!

  • Jon Stewart is in a very lucrative position. He has a news program which can influence a large swath of the population but can always fall back on the comedy crutch if controversy pops up. There is a reason why Obama went on his show.

  • Stewart's choices between A. Bore me to death; or, B. Kill yourself,........ummmmmm.

  • you all need to check out Dennis Miller's interview with GeorgeCarlin...that shit made me piss my pants

  • Stewart really betrays his basic stupidity in this interview. He's a half assed comedian who for some reason people have assigned some measure of knowledge. Sorry, he's an idiot with a flair for non sequitors, nothing more.

  • yeah, jews as slaves in Egypt... though that didn't really happen :D

  • is stewrt an atheist or a jew( religously)

  • @dutchgangsta1 he's a jew

  • @wateryskipper are you sure religously

  • @dutchgangsta1 no..not religously. culture wise though. He eats a matzo now and then

  • @wateryskipper i already knew culturely but im not sure what he is religiously

  • How much did Dennis Miller sell his soul for? Oh wait, ne never had one. What a moronic hack.

  • @KellyGreen5555

    Who says he sold his soul?

    You're thinking of Bill Maher.

  • @KellyGreen5555

    "How much did Dennis Miller sell his soul for?

    The hate for Jon seem near the depth of hate for Dennis here (like yours...or, your saying he has no soul, ie. a monster) Yet they're both funny guys. I think it has to do with their values. If a poster here has values opposite to one of them, they say that the comedian w/ the opposite values must be a monster. I'm wondering why more don't presume the other is coming from a good place but just wrong? Why the inexorable hatred?

  • John needs to understand that the clan's first target was WHITE southern republicans. The clan was started by democrats fighting against every reconstruction era policy. The first few years more white republicans that helped blacks lost their lives to the clan than blacks did.

  • @riothero313 and today its the Republican Conservatives that have hijacked America. Please look at the present, not the past. Perhaps you have rethought this having had 3 months to ponder over your comment.

  • @LordKaisen Last time I checked, it was Lord Obama and his minions who were in office......who have 90% of the media behind them. How the fuck have Conservatives hi-jacked anything??? Just cuz they have Fox News? Psshh.....thats pretty much all they have, that and talk radio. The Left are the Mobsters running the show right now

  • what a legend makes Julia Gillard look like a noob. vote 1 stewart for australia

  • And I wanna add Dennis Miller looks at the camera like a real douche - like he is the he man - gives men's cologne a bad name! horrid!! Knows a few lines. Stewart shouln't give him the time.

  • @mistersmith6000 But they're friends!

  • Saying someone has a courage is not an endorsement. You can have courage while fighting for something deplorable.

  • ahhhhh when Jon Stewart was still funny!!

  • On another note, it's amazing to see how Stewart has matured not only in his comedy, but in personality.

  • @LoveHateSensation Do you mean since this show was aired or from some point before that to when this show was aired?

  • @mistersmith6000 duh..I think I get it..U mean he swears a lot here and that is a sign of neediness? hence, he was young, now he doesn't do that so now he is mature?

  • @mistersmith6000 I mean since this was taped. And no, not because he doesn't swear anymore...swearing isn't a sign of neediness--whatever gave you that stupid idea? He just seems to have grown into his own as a comedian, as a talk-show host, and as a person. While his message before wasn't quite clear, now he's very articulate in his views, and they seem to mesh together a lot more.

  • @LoveHateSensation Yeah, well that sounds F'&%$G G#"!D to me. I saw him being interviewed after the Howard scream disaster - thanks to CNN's hype of course - and he was sharp, straight to the point. He said, almost under his breath, 'Well obviously no discipline'

  • @mistersmith6000 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, trying to start a fight, or genuinely understanding. All I'm saying is Stewart has a better grip on his message than back in the early days...and that isn't to say he wasn't great then.

  • @LoveHateSensation no sarcasm whatsover, it was good, he didn't put it up in lights at all, just kind of attached it after being prodded by who ever it was interviewing him - maybe Larry King?/ Don't remember, but Stewart was really impressive and measured

  • Why all this bashing on other comedians? I understand people have different senses of humor, but why make it so personal, why waste time in your day just to hate someone you've never even met?

    I like both Stewart and Miller.  Stewart a bit more just because I agree more with his beliefs, but Miller's hilarious in a way that connects even to those who disagree with him. Honestly, the only time I've ever enjoyed watching Fox News was when he was on. Maher's not really my thing, but whatever.

  • fucking hell, what a bunch of lame pricks.

  • 5:55 lol

  • This is one of the few times I've agreed with most of what came out of Stewart's mouth. Very funny.

  • uncensored

    jon stuart leibowitz:

    9/11 was an outside job

  • "Smell it and tell me I'm lying!!" - LMAO!!!

  • The white force is strong with StuBeef.

  • Damn, do I miss 2002. Let's face it, by 2008 Jon Stewart was a spokesman for the Obama campaign, and these days Miller is O'Reily's sidekick. In my opinion it's JS who changed a lot more, but even so, the country in general is saddeningly polarized.

  • Both very funny but far too cynical.

  • I thought these two were enemies... Never would've guessed they're cool with each other.

  • @42coldplay42 Stewart was on DML quite a few times!!! I am more stunned to learn he did The Daily Show a few times. I wonder when the last time they spoke was.

  • @42coldplay42 they disagree quite a bit politically but then so do many of my friends disagree politically with me. People should be able to discuss politics without getting so emotional

  • he was so young back then

  • This was a great discussion between two bright, likable guys. No one is being nasty or mean spirited, just kicking around the football of religion. It's actually a relief to hear Miller, an unashamed conservative, not taking the side of religious fanatacism. I can be a conservative without having to believe in a talking snake.

  • OMG ILLUMINATI SYMBOLS IN THE BACKGROUNG!!!! THIS SHOW IS THE DEVIL!!

  • dennis miller, a suburban dad laugh chaser who sold out to the right, and got some prime time pay off--- even did football commentary at nuremburg--- and then, given the bush putsch,and its horrors, it got NOT funny.

    miller's doesn't drink the Kool Aid: he IS the Kool Aid.

  • Jon Stewart is so hot !

    Dennis Miller is an annoying douchebag who tries to cover up how much of an ideologue he is by his humor, BUT at least he is funnier that most Conservatives (purposely funny)

  • Well, gee. Joking about the bombing of Hiroshima & Nagasaki is somehow amusing? Really? We committed *genocide* there, considering that over 90% of the hundreds of thousands who died were civilians. Oddly, one can't see Jon & Dennis joking about Nazi gas chambers...

  • @awakeandalert

    fuck the japs dude, research unit 731

    

  • @awakeandalert Ah, I'm I don't think the word genocide means what you think it means.

  • Dennis Miller works for Fox News now, which precludes him from using most of his own thinking because for the right price, they all follow whatever script Rupert Murdoch writes for them. To say anyone who works for FAKE NEWS stations, like Al Jazeera English and Fox who are owned by a Tax evader who votes for anyone who will help him avoid paying taxes (corrupt politicians). He not only admits it, he calls himself the Tabloid News King. Tabloid news is like "The Enquirer".

  • @azmildman really? did/ does Alan Comes follow the same script? What about Bob Beckel? Seems to me that i's the leftist zealots who demand obedience and conformity. Just look at what happened to Jaun Williams. Look at what happened to Joseph Lieberman on the war. Meanwhile plenty on the Right wingers took unorthodox positions on the same subject and suffered no penalty.

    Narrowminded conformity is what the left demands and i'm sure it is what you provide them.

  • @JimProphetCat -Companies censoring themselves is a good thing. It means that they understand capitalism and their customers. The real idiocy of Maher, that you are missing with concern to his censorship ideas, is that Maher can't see how the fairness clause crap is an institutionalized form of censorship beyond being Unconstitutional and that equality only deals with life pursuit happiness access for gender or race. He just loves it because no matter how low their ratings are Progressive hosts

  • And, everyone knows he's a workaholic, he says it all the time, so that's "his thing", the thing he lives for. It's sad when people judge other people's "thing" that gives them a reason to live, but at the same time, you shouldn't try to push your "thing" onto someone else. Still, I wouldn't want religion-pushers to "kill themselves"...evil.

  • Pro-suicide. I did not know that...

  • I can tie my shoelaces with my favorite comedians.

  • @mattowarrior Ha Ha Ha Good one Getsum. You obviously tweaked the nose of one of the anti-God, anti-American, anti-work for a living, anti-everything lazy fuk-tards that cruise YT (Trolls) and post crap about everything to stir non-sense debate to justify their sad little lives.

    Good job! 5 stars to you getsum!

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX Says the slow-mo who needs God in order to justify his work for a living, sad-ass life. Here's some advice (though it might fly over the head of a guy who equates God and ambition): think for yourself and take credit for your own hard work instead of spending your time raping straw-men on the internet in the name of Jesus. Feeling prickly yet?

  • @mattowarrior Wrong on so many fronts my friend.

    Bill Maher is an Ultra-Liberal. And, by definition a pseudo-intellectual.

    But then again, If you think Obama is doing a good job ...

    Then you'd love lilttle Billy Maher for President.

  • I agree Bill Maher is a tool, but even sometimes he can be right. Like when he says private industry does more censorship then the government. I can't even be arrested untill some private smhuck presses charges. So all in all, our oppression stems from our neighbors and the people we encunter in daily life. Not some big omineous government.

    I wish more people were like John Stewart who can be leftwing but not a fucktard. Steven Colbert is an unfunny shit. Sarcasm isn't funny in large doses.

  • poor dennis... all that pompousness and no awards or recognition.... beyond the "fake conservative, bill o'reilly brown nose" award

    lol

  • @oehieze  AMEN!

  • John Stewart & Dennis Miller are BOTH intelligent, pragmatic, thoughtful intellectuals, who listen to several sides of an issue and then make intelligent comments.

    Bill Maher, on the other hand, is a pseudo-intellectual (look it up on Google), who likes to take on a fake smug demeanor to patronize the other pseudo-intellectuals that listen to his rants.

    Bill Maher is a coward, who hides behind his "political correctness", to conceal the fact that he's never done a courageous thing in his life!

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX AGREED. but his documentary RELIGULOUS was really really great, was incredibly surprised.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX You probably believe in Jesus.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX Say what you will though, but Miller and Maher still get together for shits and giggles on their shows, even if they both vehemently disagree on a topic. It's an old friendship that transcends politics in the name of jokes

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX

    fucking agree 150%

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX Perfect, could never say it any better than you did here. Amen brother

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX haha your just mad because Maher exposes religion as bullshit.

    Go learn something about the Bible and science, the more you learn the less you will believe it.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX You're just pissed that Bill Maher exposes religious retards to be the frauds that they are. Dennis Miller is NOT funny. Never was funny whatsoever.

  • @RebelThoughts Maher's problem is that religion is the only thing he's consistent about. When it was cool to be a bad boy libertarian, he was that. When it was cool to bash the GOP, he did that and a lot of people agreed with him and he got a big audience. Now it's cool to be with Obama, so he's doing that and he's retaining that same audience for different reasons. So is it about the policies, or the facts or is it about keeping the audience?

  • @RebelThoughts

    Well he isn't funny to fellows with IQ's below 70, you sound like you qualify.

  • @periechontology What the fuck do you know about IQ? You have the IQ of a soap dish like that bill o'reilly suck up fool Dennis Shitler!!!!!

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX Bill Maher is opinionated, but I wouldn't go so far as to say he is a coward. I like Real Time. Yes it's arguably biased, but he does try to include two conservatives every episode to even it out and it's not like you have to agree with everything he says. I often disagree with him and I still like watching the show. Also, I feel I should point out that Bill Maher is anything but "politically correct", that's not a term I would use to describe him. Ever.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX The problem for me with Maher is that he said one thing under one administration and when that administration left and the policies didn't change, he did. He's acting like one election solves the problem. Maher and Dennis Miller agreed with each other in 2002 on most things, but I'm sure they'd never admit that now. Back then it was cool to be the independent libertarian. Now Maher is the hero for cozying up to the DNC and Dennis Miller is hammered by the media for being on Fox.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX  I completely agree with everything you said only I would reverse your description of Bill Maher to Miller(vomit) and Stewart.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX Maher has such a lemming following that it's funny to see their faces when once in a blue moon he says something that doesn't come straight from the far left playbook. The audience all seems genuinely dumbfounded and wondering what to do.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX LOL spot on bud, bill maher can suck my heavenly penis

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX

    What ever Bill Maher is, its not politically correct.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX idiot

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX I agree for the most part.... HOWEVER.... Bill Maher DOES hate 9/11 Truthers.... he almost kicked some ass on his show when some Truthers tried stirring things up... it was awesome.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX the difference between the two is dennis is a cocksucking sell out

  • @oriaston67 Bullshit....Miller speaks his mind just like Stewart. Thats not being a Sell-out. And besides, what the Fuck would he be selling out against? Left-Wing cronyism? Stewart is the one doing fucking Rolling Stone interviews(with his face on the cover) and mock rallies. Hes sold out to the Mainstream about as much as one can.

  • @williwo Oh no! Someone did an interview for a magazine...clearly the worst of all people... oh... and trying to do good, that's the definition of selling out, right? You know...as soon as I hear someone say the phrase "left-wing cronyism" I know that nothing useful will be in the rest of the sentence.

  • @UncleMilo Right.....thats because you're Left-Wing. OF COURSE you're not going to find anything useful when a sentence begins with "Left-wing cronyism".....What a shocker

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX I completely agree with you, there's nothing worse than when some smug prick makes a condescending comment like look it up on google.

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX

    "never done a courageous thing in his life"

    .....he got fired for telling the truth...what the fuck is "courageous" to you?

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX if a Bill O' Reilly exists on the face of this Earth, then I'd rather have a Bill Maher to counter it. All in balance

  • @XXXoBradyoXXX

    bill maher is a comedian. he's also an individual. if you're looking at comedians that hurt and offend people, look at gilbert gotfried. if you're looking at an individual that hurts people, look at newt gingrich.