Interpretation of Children of Bodom

[Barbossa2010]

Auther just moron and a fool. "If you do not like manowar, not worth all the talk about it."

Manowar remarkable group, the true kings of metal.

I do not argue, COB also good, incendiary.

Manowar \ m / Hail and Kill!

[Ktrnk0rn654]

thanks to this video, I know what to tell people who don't like cobhc.

"scoff that children of bodom, and shut up!"

xD totally corny that I quoted that but i got my point across..

[dbpc666]

pop music dressed up as metal

[M3t4l3m0]

Hey! I LOVE Avenged Sevenfold, lol

[qwasyt]

and jacko says: i love children...of bodom!!!!!!!! loooool

[mrcusmc]

God I hate Avenged Sevenfold more than anything else in the world...you should make a video of one of their pieces of monkey shit they call songs

[ballsrotten1]

HAHAHA!!! Fucking Manowar!

[DetSomEnGangVar95]

kalmah and hypocrisy are amazing but C.O.B ehh they used to be my favorite band but then i found kalmah their pretty much children of bodom with balls alexi laiho kinda reminds me of avril lavine too much other than that are you dead yet was horrible and they are supposed to come out with a new album in march which i dont expect to be anything special

[Pazuzu4All]

Oh god...what happened to CoB? Something Wild and Hatebreeder were great.

[dudster9867]

good. but i prefer kalmah

[wadapakdawat0414]

Backmask the last part. You might get something.

[MTWD27]

Prettey funny, but nothings going to beat the slipknot one.

[dwayne515]

I love how you said as with kalmah and hypocrisy, CoB are actually fantastic.. coz kalmah and CoB are infact fantstic

btw, your interpretation is amazing.. Lol!! :D

[ModernFamilyVidz]

Sexy mouse!

[Gorillaz1178]

another great video

[Heartlesswarrior13]

Who were those guys demanidng body oil?

[Paranoidave]

@Heartlesswarrior13

...dude.........manowar!!!!

[Heartlesswarrior13]

@Paranoidave

Oh ok.

I just realized i spelt "demanding" wrong.

Total typo.

[MrEpicbread]

THE DOCTOR LOVES YOUR WAY!

[Heartlesswarrior13]

Lol that weird faced black guy makes appearances in screamers all the time.

[sipanator]

Fuck Dave, how does one come up with this? I mean, how can someone not love your interpretations. Hell, that's one Sexy Man!

[ndoggy3]

Abbath ftw

[BadButNotSad]

0:20 - 0:24 : Totally right!

I think the first 3 or 4 albums from CoB were AWESOME

what came after that wasn't so good :(

[SoadFan0101]

haha all i wanted was a pepsi suicidal tendenciesis great but anyways u get famous of making this retard ass shit imma do something retarded and see how i famous i get

[Paranoidave]

@SoadFan0101

What do you mean "Imma do"? Judging from you're comments you've been doing retarded things for many a good year already....

[M3t4l3m0]

@Paranoidave Ok, I love your personality and come backs, but I hate your taste in music!

[Gizioooo]

Beznadzieja;/

[sheenydonut]

Two Jetpack Culprits

In This Pie

It's Jetpack

campers in

my ice

[BrutalGrindPredator]

The funny thing here is that they never wrote actual lyrics for this song (Alexi made it all up on the spot of recording).....so that means this video just might be what he's actually saying!!

[Paranoidave]

I hope it is.

I really do.

[shadowserpentine]

bet no one else caught the senses fail/suicidal tendencies reference.

[LiquifiedZombieJuice]

@shadowserpentine I caught that shit lmao

[obsidiantwilightband]

Pure win.

[DeathToFakeMetal0676]

COB and Kalmah are fantastic

and Arch Enemy is great too.

[STimmortal]

LOL 0.34

its not over till abbath and horgh rip off a head xD

[EliteEspeon]

This is 1 of your funniest interpretations, my favorite was the second 1 of slipknot which was taken down recently.

[Paranoidave]

cheers. I too think this is one of the best vids me and Ryan made.

Secondly, I think you'll find the slipknot 2 video is back up. WMG seem to have very bad memory when it comes to Section 107 of US copyright law :P

[psyticfor666]

how does everyone like the new covers album, i quite like it, it's funny

[r0cker7111]

hell ya bro children of bodom for lyyyyyffffee

[Paranoidave]

right right right, so one minute you're hurling abuse at me...and the next I'm your "bro"......

...I'm saddened you enjoyed this video, really, saddened.

[JacksonShredder777]

fuck you :D children of bodom rules \m/

[Paranoidave]

"Fuck you, I'm not going to watch the video :D just assume you don't like the band and act like a total fuckwit! \m/"

Thats what I read....

[SlipknoTMaggoT118]

hatecrew for life and yes this is funny

[TheFeedback]

hahahahahahahaha in the fraternity pic the singer from Suicidal Tendencies... that made me piss myself!

[MetalWorks]

what manowar song does that part sound like?

[zyphoid666]

Not any in particular (though somewhat like a theme towards the beginning of Achilles, Agony And Ecstasy In 8 Parts) but it is really Manowar-y. Wish Dave would make more of these since I've tried with all the other "interpretation" vid posts to enjoy but they fall flat (I do applaud the effort at least, I'm sure these aren't easy to make).

[mrroboto321]

you should do a second children of bodom interpetation for the song are you dead yet

for some reason parts of the chorus in that song sound like tear me apart when im feeling bored and r2d2

Children of Bodom rock!

[URSoFired555]

Lofl. Great interpretation, and no one has any idea how ammused I am to see Amy Lee's head chopped off. :P

Good choice with Children of Bodom music. I've only listened to their music up to the Follow the Reaper. Not sure what the following albums are like yet. I understand some people don't really like their later albums, but I'm still interested to see what they're like.

[CurseOfTheBaskervill]

Excellent video. Now every time i listen to Deadnight Warrior i hear your lyrics. It's hilarious.

[BCrolius]

two jetpack culprits in this pie! awesome lyric there..

[fhamid85]

who is that at 1:46

[ryangaston88]

haha... its avenged sevenfold... looking extra gay

[fhamid85]

na the guys in the towels! i dont think thats them!

[Paranoidave]

you click on your 1:46 and it's Avenged Sevenfold, try it :P

The guys in the towels....funnily enough it's "Children of Bodom" what with this being a video about them and all.

[fhamid85]

well im sorry for putting the wrong digits! anyway that is more gay than avenged sevenfold!

[ryangaston88]

ah sorry... i thought you meant the image after that.

The guys in the towels are the members of Children of Bodom. It must be a fairly early photograph because alexi is still blonde and Alexander Kuoppala (old rhythm guitarist) is in the picture

[leon6777]

Dave, who the hell flagged this?!?!?!?!

[Paranoidave]

Either someone who thought the "Plesident of Mongoria" was too gory and borderline racist........or "Chris Sergeant" (guess it wouldn't be obvious to people who aren't us but he was a mate of ours from school....and thats actually him in the video) xD

[Ceminon]

Fuck yeah, Manowar!

[HitTheLights1983]

lol

"By commenting on how I shouldn't have made fun of them, you legally admit to retardation."

[elementrocks118]

since when does alexi lahio use gibson?

[kjer0nanny0slut]

i dont get how you can like this considering your hatred to bands on other interpretations youve made. its pretty much the same thing

[tonisaparasite]

Its not the same thing at all; he likes this band, but doesnt like the other ones :/ Its straightforward, hes just having a laugh with these ones, its nothing malicious...

[KoRnescence93]

okay now I absolutely love avenged sevenfold and evanescence but this was kinda funny...not as funny as the trivium one though...by the way I would like to once again apologize for having a go at you on the bfmv video...

[InfestedStinger]

the start reminds me of the Blood Stain Child song Legend Of Dark

[FwankFwank]

I like Avenged Sevenfold but that promo picture does suck extreme ball sack

[ryangaston88]

indeed it does.

[Moomooyourmom]

Sexy mouse!

[amrito92]

u like the crap albums, and hate crew deathroll is amazing!

[Paranoidave]

What is it with you kids that makes you think "less awesome" is equivilent to "absolutely terrible"?

[ryangaston88]

CRAP ALBUMS?????

the first 3 albums DEFINE children of bodom...

to be fair scince we made this video, i actually really got to like hate crew and are you dead yet... blooddrunk is not bad too...

but your calling their first 3 albums crap?? thats easily their best work... leave now... and NEVER call yourself a bodom fan again.

you're a disgrace to scandinavia!

[perskekkuli]

sorry but I just have to say this. Finland is not part of Scandinavia :P

[ryangaston88]

Finland isn't part of Scandinavia... in exactly the same way Ireland isnt part of the UK...

Everybody just THINKS it is...

[MrDart]

Ryan. I must've made that point to you when I met you guys at Wacken in 2007 :p

Remember. DRUNK WANDERINGS!

[uncrowneddeity2133]

I like COB's guitars......not a big fan of screaming vocals like this......but maybe it's just this song and the lyrics.....I say that about many bands and there's always a few songs I like.

[nananaalgoodaye]

a7x suck dick but al lthe other bands u hate r good :(

[abominabletreachery]

did you not read the shit in the beginning you fucking retard?

[nananaalgoodaye]

ah have a cry :)

[whoohaaXL]

People are just fucking stupid for not noticing the disclaimer.

[PriestOfFilm]

SEXY MOUSE!

[Moomooyourmom]

COB fucking rule.

[xXDrummer96Xx]

okay this is just sad...bodom is one of the best metal bands, they kick ass. so either take this video off or suck alexi lahoes cock mother fucker!!!

[Paranoidave]

DId you miss the big disclaimer saying I like this band? Or are you just a dumb piece of wank?

[Bdotnert321]

Personally i think your Interpretations on Trivium are much better, Purely for the fact that you hate them, theres more emotion in them.  but still nicely done. as for xXDrummer96Xx. your an idiot. t.t

[MasterZealot09]

He doesn't know how to read.

[ryangaston88]

haha you're dumb.

its blatently obvious that me and dave like bodom (i wrote this one with him by the way)

[ThePsychoReturns]

Congratulations, you are a retard.

[HunterCG]

kthnx

[SHAZZAM123455]

dude its a joke you fan fag

[ColeRegnum]

Hey Dave, what do you think of Blooddrunk?

[dgenerationxlkl]

Who fucking flagged this and btw

COB FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryangaston88]

i think someone dissaproved of the balls that chris seargent was admiring

[Paranoidave]

or the fact we made a grisly head wound worse by making a borderline racist joke out of it xD

[WinterHatreD]

Pussies, that's what...or flaggers, who are haters, they are just crybabies over it.

Children of Bodom Hate Crew tulee hallita kaikkia, hellyeah !!!!!!!!!!

[heavymetalfreak96]

Children of Bodom fucking rock

[firecaution33]

Am i the only person in the world who actually likes Are You Dead Yet????? As well as everything else they've ever made....

Oh well, awesome vid anyway xD xD love it

[adaytoforget2]

Are You Dead Yet is great. That's one of my favorite albums from COB!! But I like all their albums:P

[ryangaston88]

i didnt like the album when me and dave made the video...

recently i forced myself to listen to the album, now i really like it...

not so sure about blooddrunk yet tho... perhaps after a bit more listening

[Ajayw1991]

@firecaution33 Dude I love AYDY. Its my favourite Bodom album

[MKorny]

@firecaution33 I know this is immensely outdated... but no... actually that album is theyr 2nd best album in my opinion ;)

Rock on!

[BrutalGrindPredator]

@firecaution33 I love Are You Dead Yet too! It's not the stuff they usually do but it's a really really good record when you learn to appreciate it as what it is :D B

looddrunk sucked though...but the new album kicks ass!

[PieOrDie]

god paranoidave you have fucking amazing choice of music and you are fucking hillarious . 5 stars

[SicMaggotSivart]

1:44 to 1:48...OMG THAT IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER!!!

[lespaulspecial9]

if you like cob check out destroy destroy destroy they are one of my friends band they are really good

[ColeRegnum]

Bodom rules my life XD

[torontojojo]

avenged sevenfold shit, evanescense shit, trivium shit, as i lay dying mmmmmm yes.. christian shit..

the video rules!!

[iMilkCows95]

"all I wanted was a Pepsi..." xD haha! Hilarious vid, even though I'm COB fan :)

[MegaJeff666]

1:43 just wow...

[kmfdm5]

i agree after hate crew death roll children of bodom just sucked. follow the reaper was my favorite album personally. but still its like every band these days is going metalcore

[AnRTPgA]

YEAHH! COB rulez^^

and i agree with you.

after Hatebreeder they just went to shit.

BUT i can´t agree to you´re hate of Trivium and AILD! they are both great bands! not the first songs, but the new songs are really cool.

[arch124]

i agree

[IFWTxJEST3RH34DxIFWT]

wost COB album blooddrunk anyone? lol best is follow the reaper in my opinion. \m/

[Beatudown2666]

I agree with Blooddrunk being the worse. I say Hatecrew Deathroll was best though

[SmokinAces616]

they are great but their videos are messed up

[DonnyZofChaos]

LOL at the Institutionalized line.

[AlbanianTrash]

first of all it was ok. the beginning was good and then it kindas just went to shit.

also Hate crew was a great album and youre just a fucking idiot

[Paranoidave]

wow.....all that because I said I think it's "Less awesome" than the first 3 records...

you're aware "less awesome" is about the same level as "pretty great"

[SrMagmagedon]

For me, all they albums are awesome :D Your vid is hilarious xD

[battlelord394]

Best Interpretation. Melodic Death Metal is the beast.

[NuAddict]

Children of Bodom are great, same with Kalmah, BUT I do not agree with your hate of AILD ---.---

[V4Vaseline]

dude hatecrewdeathroll is just as awesome as the rest if not the best but r u ded yet is ass i agree on thet

[kivispede]

Finland is the best country!

[o0DarkBandit0o]

jajaja, fucking good, CoB is one of the best fucking bands i ever heared

[fillebeast]

lol that with ManOwaR ^^

[TheDisneyRebelion]

lol

I love CoB

but this was too funny XD

[Jonabob87]

That's music???

[bonfireofnuns]

children of bodom is fucking awesome. theyre the only band for which i buy their albums out of plain respect.

[SaraelValdez]

lol

[FilipeLipe7744]

the best fubckig band,

people like just dont now wat is god music

[juliadamon]

=)) This was great!!

[battlelord394]

swab me back lmao

[GuitarChick109]

hahaha

xD funny stuff :P

[sweebadadeebada]

Sit down!... great. :)

[MuzrubSytse]

Your trivium and Kalmah interpretations own, but i'd say this one is even better. I like how you used the pie from the kalmah vid as well :D

[ManofWar55]

What is the name of this song?

[FromBodom]

Deadnight warrior.

[mercyriddle]

My sister is a crazy Children of Bodom fan, and I can't wait to show this to her. Luckily she has a sense of humour too.

Though my favourite of your interpretations is always going to be the first Trivium one, I really like this. I kept laughing whenever body oil appeared. Good work!

Also, goddamn, it's like people have selective blindness. Do people just gloss over disclaimers? Pay attention, dicksmears.

[31suckit]

Lmao this is genius.

Every time i listen to this song i always image the lyrics in this video LOL

[bungholio80]

LOL

[RevengeofGothzilla]

LAWL

[TooCoolQueeniee]

this is absolutely hilarious i laughed for the entire 2:25. genius.

[Kuro2Neko]

great song, great movie =D

[ANTIanitmetalclub]

are you dead yet had a couple good songs

[ryangaston88]

since making this video with dave ive actually grown to love the whole album. blooddrunk is growing on me too now :D

[teeseeKoo]

nice vid :D "Almosh gayest" :D

AND NO manlove isnt common in Finland :D

[vroloked]

lol

[kursed101]

you are amazing man

[luke240286]

'Well....almost the gayest..' LOL!

[Bewbs22222]

lawl great video...this is the best out of all the bodom interpretations

[666Fortvilelse666]

0:35... lmao

[zorlac86]

Bodom are fucking legends and this is awesome!

[BodomValentines]

Fuck I love these videos...even though I like loads of the bands...I find them all hilarious. They're great. THANKS FOR MAKING THEM!!

[InFlames1115]

hey, hate crew deathroll and are you dead yet are awesome!!

[cwaigio]

Hahahahaha jet black sainsbury's in my eyes! lol

[cochi256]

WE DEMAND BODY OIL!!!!!!

haha that was good

[tomoncedead]

is alexhi accually gay?

[ryangaston88]

no... he was married to kimberly goss for a while

[LaihoValo9]

whos that

[Paranoidave]

Lead singer of 'Sinergy'. Alexi Laiho plays guitar for them also.

[zyphoid666]

Isn't he dating the chick from Synergy too?She's pretty foxy, I'd hit it.

[ryangaston88]

man... shes fat

[Overture2152]

first no he did a few years back, they did get married (thats why alexi has a snake on his ring finger that was their ring), but they divorced a while back, and are friends.

second, she was fat in synergy's early days, she's actually in shape and pretty sexy now.

[ryangaston88]

i'd feel quite gutted if i got a tattoo as a wedding ring then got divorced... at least its a sweet tattoo

[Paranoidave]

maybe Mr. Laiho follows the "Bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'" philosphy

(or as he'd word it "thee bee-gow the coo-shorn tha sweetow the poo-show!!"

[xxTriviumFreakxx]

Wow, I never realised how lame you are =), I liked your trivium and slipknot interpetation, but this...This was just bleh, and yes I do realise my name is Triviumfreak, i made it a few years back and regret it to this very day =D!

[Paranoidave]

you liked the Trivium and slipknot one....but you don't like the one thats better than both of those?

Personally...as the guy who made them...I'd say this and the Kalmah ones are EASILY the best.

[skabudaw1]

hahahahahahhahaahhaahahhaahaaa­aa

this is pretty funny

[soulreaper1234]

why was it flagged?

oh well, nice

[slipknot191919]

use to hate these when i liked A7X....now there funny

[NuAddict]

lol at your username

[sugarhoneyicedtea33]

lol at YOUR username

lol at YOUR username.... and the cycle repeats