A geeky chiropractor was blown off by this attractive girl. "If you want to go out with me, you have to learn martial arts from the greatest teacher in the world." He asks her where he can find him, to which she replies "In the West." Needless to say, he took her up on the promise, and this is the result when he came back.
Then Hitchens came and Hitchslapped jesus mma style.
ahhninjadragon 2 months ago
He'll forgive you TO DEATH.
D00m0g 3 months ago
Its Kung Fu Action Jesus!
He's fighting bad guy and making them pay
With Magic Kung Fu he'll save the day
He's Kung Fu Action Jesus!
Thoralmir 6 months ago
5 People got Jesus Punched.
phuzzychinn 6 months ago
We must send this to Ray William Johnson!
phuzzychinn 7 months ago
@phuzzychinn Agreed!
phuzzychinn 6 months ago
THE POWER OF CHRIST AND HIS HOLY HAND GRENADES COMPEL YOU!
polychromia 9 months ago
Featured on TV Tropes!
kryptomanik 9 months ago
now if the bible JUST had a whole chapter dedicated to Jesus and his training, i JUST MIGHT be amused enough to actually read the bible.
r0an3v3 10 months ago 5
@r0an3v3
Lol, nice one!
Tigersteez 10 months ago
jesus punches are real take that dad
ezmonkey50 10 months ago
In that Jesus I might actualy belive.
tcwdk 11 months ago
why are both audio tracks playing lol
chickensaurusrex711 11 months ago
Ah, cheesy Chinese movies. Gotta love them.
SilverDragonLancer 11 months ago
what movie what that?
HappyPeach568 1 year ago
Suddenly I want to be a Christian.
pragzter 1 year ago 13
WHY IS THIS NOT ONE OF THE BIGGEST VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
PANICBLADE 1 year ago
ASIAN JESUS RULES!!!
Damnurai 1 year ago 10
Juses Punches <3
BareLolk 1 year ago
Too Funny :)
AtheistKiwi 1 year ago
this is the best jesus ever
robvidtime9000 1 year ago
holy shit...repent yourselves
demoniosinalas 2 years ago
This is the funniest shit I have seen all day; Thank you so much !
TheFluffyDuck 2 years ago
y have 2 sound de
applebanana13 3 years ago
I've seen the movie that this is from. From the most part it's not that great, but I love the sheer WTF!?!ness of this part.
MonoAzul 3 years ago
What is the name of this movie? I want to believe in THIS JESUS in particular!!!!
whiskeyfrances 4 years ago
"Liquid Sword"
A geeky chiropractor was blown off by this attractive girl. "If you want to go out with me, you have to learn martial arts from the greatest teacher in the world." He asks her where he can find him, to which she replies "In the West." Needless to say, he took her up on the promise, and this is the result when he came back.
newguy90 4 years ago
Happy Birthday Jesus!
pibnv 4 years ago