Louis CK - One Night Stand Part 1

[Gonko100]

as much as i hate hangovers, laying around on a sunday afternoon completely hungover with some pizza and randomly watching ck clips...dont know, feels good man

[NeaceMode]

@Gonko100 It is NOT Sunday. How drunk were you?

[JimReaper24]

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff go to your room!

[oioioienjoy]

Carlin would be proud and laughing.

[blade1543]

@oioioienjoy that's what she said...I couldn't resist

[MrThePwnisher]

My name is Pnzdltn and I find this offensive.

[Gillz93fyi]

@MrThePwnisher k

[MrVeb20]

Carlin was awesome loved his later work much more than the earlier stuff. But now louis is the man just incomparable funny

[LaroldC]

Louis is kind of a "George" style thinker except in a more blue-collar way. He makes pop culture observations without as much reference to politics. And he makes the naughty little things we all do seem so much less shameful.

Am I the only one who gets a slightly gay vibe from him? Nothing wrong with that, but yah?

[bebaylamas07]

:-D

[pickledbologna]

6:45 SO TRUE !!!

[247custard]

PNNSNDLTNNNNNN

[h44512]

it makes me sad that him and his retarded wife got a divorce.

[llack113]

@h44512 really???? sorry to hear this.......

[h44512]

@llack113 yeah they did D:

[Supaduck0]

"Now i'm blowin a Demon and it's horrible, and I'm thinkin I shouldna lied so much or whatever"

The phrasing makes it so fucking funny, lol

[Nailsinmytummy]

He's fucking rude, and It's awesome.

[duschinger]

6:31 damn right!

[MyIceman12345]

Hahahaha that was fuckin funny XD

[sanchez2673]

who is Allot?

[elfgurl73]

@sanchez2673 funniest thing about this video

[thekuntify]

The guy who laughs at 12:48 sounds like he's being murdered

[vercarnist]

@thekuntify He's the demon in the hallway.

[MrBrandonhurst2008]

13 people blew a demon in a hallway

[Kingdagmarius]

or 10:09

[SIurm]

louis ck is the real life homer simpson

[soonereh]

allot? good one buddy...

[bradhanthorn]

12 people had to listen to his wife talk

[JayPivot]

Guys, I know this is spam but I have no other way of getting this out there. I make really awesome videos.

[Demondog62]

12 people are fags.

[bluejaywaay]

LMAO BATTERY

[twistedenjoyment]

@OfficialTideman toooo funny. "YARGH!" 

[deeptreble]

a lot*

[lsmedal]

He's divorced now.

[westcoast1965]

@lsmedal Is he? I wondered about that.. Where did you hear that? So much of his material is really honest stuff about how hard it is being married!

[Niqqeraper]

I would subscribe if you could spell.

[MrTerrifyer]

@Niqqeraper I'm sure it's a huge loss for all of us that a hillbilly fuck up didn't subscribe.

[Hagon94]

PNNSNDDLTTN... FFF.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFF..

[granpaNurgle]

I think I laughed harder at 12:44 then the rest of the video, which is saying something

[MegaCatman12]

@granpaNurgle douche. Come up with your own material that kid got his comment in the top, because he caught it before you did.

[TheCaseyRutherford]

does it really help out "allot"?

[hylalp]

guess I know why he's divorced

[IsROpen]

Louis CK has filled the hole that was created when George Carlin left us

[harrdcore300]

@IsROpen ah I very much agree, R.I.P George, ledgends live on even through death, i bet hes still praying to the sun ;)

[prshortpants]

@IsROpen He's been sitting there just waiting for Carlin to stop riding that hole. Tenacious old bastard, he was.

[atemlos2585]

@IsROpen That is brilliant observation, totally agree.

[Evalin93]

@IsROpen i feel like their humor is very different since George Carlin commented mostly on politics and religion while Louis CK provides mostly socio-psychological criticism; but because Louis CK is so great at it, i think he took George Carlin's position as one of the best comedians of our time

[Hijink93]

@IsROpen Have you seen the video of Louis CK honoring george carlin? It was beautiful.

[UnbiddenChaos]

@IsROpen Louis CK is very funny, but no one can replace George Carlin. That man was the god of comedy

[LinkRz]

@IsROpen Love louis CK but the' really not the same as Carlin (massive angry disillusionment with the government and democracy, and a history of drugs). I think that hole is more filled by someone like Lewis Black.

[Dumblewh0re]

@LinkRz This is CK's earleier stuff. He's more political now

[Assdafflabaff]

@IsROpen No one will ever fill that hole.

[Jamespm666]

@IsROpen I wouldn't say he's filled that hole, no one could ever do that, but he's making it a hell of a lot easier to cope.

[kingcole55]

@IsROpen You can't fill a hole that big

[Bammarjackass]

@IsROpen I don't think he's there yet, but I think there is no greater honour you could give to a comic. There is also no comic alive today that deserves the honour more than Louie CK.

[TheLast2nd]

12:44 guy in the background "AAAGGGHHHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

[FruttyBeer]

when his kids are gonna be all grown up, and see this, they'll gonna be like ... "heeeey... dad is mean..."

[ManOrWomanIDK]

its funny how he talks about his wifes bitchiness this is probably why theyre divorced now lol

[ScrotieMcBizzle]

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff go clean your room!"

[kamisp30]

Zajebiste;D jeden z lepszych stend up'ów jakie widziałem. Piona!!!

[orme96]

... why oh why is there a motherfucking Rick Santorum ad in the corner?

[zibberebbiz]

LOL! so weird he got divorced!

[SuperNeon96]

10:08 Screew laughing he yells when they think something's funny.

[cptcommunism99]

This guy is so genius, second comedian ever I have legitimately sought to buy the work of.

If I had the funding I'd have done so by now.

[broMiiDe]

10:09 some man just screams wahhhhhhhhhh. im dying right now hahahaha

[MrKimmy1986]

Who's Allot? I went to school with a kid called Kenny Allot. Maybe it's him. Still gonna subscribe though, I'm not a fucking English teacher.

[bootymanager]

Funny ginger-haired, balding motherfucker. Fucking Hungarian too. Szekely is his real name. Funny bastard.

[smoothyarra1]

@OfficialTideman

sorry that was me :$

[TheRJPproductions]

the jokes from like 1:00 are the same from his on 2004 check movie /watch?v=X0IV_ZB9CDs&feature=e­ndscreen&NR=1

thats a bad thing but he is funny

[ffrmaster]

It's funny how he bashes his wife about branching off with her stories and IMMEDIATELY after he branches off his story a thousand times.

[1y9b9b]

Can't a guy fuck your mom for a minute?!

XDXDXD

[pillarsofserpents]

dude, the blowing the demon in hell part is ridiculous. ONLY Louis would write that. haha. so great.

[barrowcj2]

Check out the subtle glance two seconds after 10:10 . 

[GameDoctor21]

8:40 chandler bing style

[MegaJskinner]

If he hates his cunt of a wife so much why doesnt he just leave her, oh wait............

[aznblade]

kevin hart is funny too

[jravell]

Let me tell you, I have ADD and that's why I tell stories in the same way Louis' wife does. Don't blame yourself, Louis.

[ThePopeye90]

@jravell me too

[peimansh88]

FUCKKKK YOU >>MY JAW HURTSS>>>>LOLLL

[CxsG90]

dane cook disliked this video 9 times

[DanDeePee]

@MooseyFate100 8 others were named Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff.

[Ceebz82]

@11.35 Post nut syndrome hahaha

[orduni90]

9 people are named FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffff­fffffFFFFF.

[LOLWTFBBQsaucy]

You spelled the phrase "a lot" wrong.

[opptynox]

Holy shit, I coulda left! Hahahaha.

[frrrykas]

Jebać polskie kurwy!

[frrrykas]

Zajebiste



[rollinstoned247]

He described about 98% of all women who try to tell stories lmfaoo

[Leucotrain]

Yotobi brought me here ^^

[Jeffersonianwisdom]

I hate to be a wet blanket, but a lot of countries actually do have some strict laws regulating names, the Netherlands in particular.

[123456sixe]

@Jeffersonianwisdom Your not being a wet blanket. You're being a fag.

[willcitoman97]

did anyon hear that at 12:46?

[Patrickssj6]

@willcitoman97 Yes, probably being tortured by his wife for laughing :P

[dtrdwngsfn]

Can't a guy fuck you mom for a minute?

[feeliCMS]

Louis Ck is funnier than Dane Cook. lol.

[gbeach85]

@feeliCMS Agreed. Dane Cook sucks.

[Crosby4hyg]

lol how does his wife not murder him when he gets back from work every day.

[Freenure]

HEY MADAFACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA *drinks martini*

[reydiyohed]

guess what happened to my mum today- you remember i told you my mum how she went she was in college- not when she went to michigan when she transferred- remember cuz that guy got weird and she had to leave cuz he was- not the iranian guy that was a different story- that guy i actually i think he was persian- i heard that persia actually split-

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[BangSkeeet]

LMFAOO TO BLOW A RANDOM TROLL-DEMON IN HELL FOR NO REASON AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[GlorGlor909]

sunshine or batter or whatever

[CopyNinjalv3]

The kid's middle name would be UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

and then his last name would be CK

[halo3sparten]

you spelled a lot wrong in the annotation.

[Tuuliska]

Here we actually do have rules for what you can't name your kid. Actually I think they're kinda too restrictive too...

[AvPowPowPow]

i can hear a guy killing himself of the crowd xD its like "wraaaaaaaahahahahh!"

[JwallRockCity7007]

Pnnsnglton gets some great grades though.

[LuviiRoxx]

I tell stories like his wife... aw fuck.

[cheechanchux]

He's not in it!!

Just like the bible..

[haistjopaska]

Laugh in audience at 12:42 :D:D

[StingerNorway]

Every woman starts a story at the beginning of time....no wonder we men can't stand to listen to it.

[tapaddtiiiii]

The way he said 'it was about a tomato THE WHOLE TIME.' was so much like Chandler!!

[Slamdumb020]

Holy crap, he should make amend for his past life... seriously was that a real story???

[cyphr6]

@Slamdumb020

...are you fucking retarded?

[Tsubouchi]

@Slamdumb020 its an act, man.

[fornow100000]

he is awesome! haha

[barkape]

best guy ever. was in tears first time i saw this years ago. told everyone i know. they love it. new one coming out in 7 hours.

[FutureVideos2013]

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[8ellybelly8]

@FutureVideos2013 i agree.

[DamoD95]

down in the cellar like a troll

[saintbeast24]

george carlin did one of his last standups at that same place with the same background. o.O

[Kadavernazion]

12:45 Guy in the back: Heartattack.

[JWStreeter]

If I ever have a kid, i'm going to name him ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffff

[1y9b9b]

my wife hates me, she fuckin hates me.

[squarepusher645]

part,uh whole part about the wife bit.... up thumbs. pick a thing..

[shuckslbj]

With headphones on, you can tell that the laughter from 6:36 - 6:41 is from somewhere else. Sounds totally different. Must've been a lull in the live show and they edited it in.

[kicica13212]

I was about to subscribe and then I saw the word "allot"

[ThrashMetalForces]

@kicica13212 Where did you see the word "allot"?

[ThrashMetalForces]

@kicica13212 Never mind. Got it.

[MrTrullyjustbrowsing]

@kicica13212 Me too, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[MrKimmy1986]

@kicica13212 I was about vote this comment up but I realised you can't punctuate. Pot. Kettle. Racist.

[nijob21]

What's an "allot"?

[Sertnac]

He's far from George Carlin, but hopefully he'll be a good substitute. Keep up the progress!

[funkolico]

He's aight. Bill Burr is funnier.

[soldierfront03050]

@funkolico

He and bill burr are both awesome, def top 5 of my favorite comedians

[haarlemschgoud]

hey man WTF don't give away all our secrets LOL

[EpicComedyChannel]

Please, if you enjoyed it tell your friends about this guy. He's the funniest guy i know.

[Cgray611]

@EpicComedyChannel I got my friend into Louis CK, now he keeps posting Louis CK videos on Facebook. I'm such a good friend.

[Quado0s]

@EpicComedyChannel Totally agree

[enderniment]

@EpicComedyChannel you should check out john pinette. hes funny

[EpicComedyChannel]

@enderniment request a show and i might check it out.

~Alex

[eatyoualive2000]

@EpicComedyChannel

How does that work, we tell you a show and you check it out and if you like it you upload it to youtube?

[enderniment]

@EpicComedyChannel "I say nay nay". ive only seen it on youtube, and there is a small part missing on the begging of part 2. But if you get your clips from DVD's then theres no problem.

[shoussam]

@enderniment Not that funny!!!

[macrplus]

@EpicComedyChannel he is a financial wiz too

[Evilcrayons01]

louis ck is da bomb

[TimSmith961]

@leDoque you wouldn't know a good comedian if he walked into your house and shot you.

[chrisbbbbchris]

8:10 i got EXACTLY like he was talking about, lost in words >< holy fuck.

[redlinechavez]

Did you hear the girl at about 5:35 say, "Thank you"?

[LeDoQuE]

I disliked this video, now flame me on. Yea ! This guy isn't boring, don't get me wrong, he's talking about some serious funny shit, but only listening his soap opera with his wife because it's funny is idiotic. Go watch Oprah or so, or send him to Opra's, one less idiot to do shows around america. And he's imitating Carlin, that's good way to start but u cannot be George, u can be only you, and that you is - fat, bald ginger who is laughing at his own jokes and has demon fuckin' tendencies !

[xel99]

wow this guy is awesome, the masturbation part hiding in the cellar killed me fan+1

[MooseyFate100]

The dislike is a kid named Pnsndltn.

[chrissmiss321]

@MooseyFate100 The other dislike is from (first name) Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffffff (middle name) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (last name) C.K.

[analbumcover48]

the one person who dislikes this blew that demon in the hallway.

[215delfera215]

Cant a guy just fuck your mom for one minute?.. Lmao

[JhericFury]

Ahahahaha, jesus! I laughed so hard at bit at 13:21

[66jesko]

can't i just be stupid!!!

[Wadupbeyotch1]

so fucking good

[Hepaotus]

Is someone getting murdered in the audience at 12:46 ?

[pearl1729]

@Hepaotus

He began at 12.42, the guy was ejaculating I guess. :D

[philyB08]

@Hepaotus Yep getting murdered because louis was killing it :~D

[choister420]

HE MENTIOND MY COUNTRY FUCK YEAAA!!!

[brownbearbabe]

HOLY SHIT! I couldve left!

[sasa97480]

Cant I just be stupid And go BoOoOo

[iknowme]

PICK A THING!

[muserfish]

Cant I just be sTuPiD ????

[gether2to]

He is the comic all other comics wanna be

[AssassinTheHasson]

@gether2to Even Deadpool comics?