DISGRASIAN™ SELF-VLOGELLASIAN: To All the Young Dudes

[mackenziegriffith]

Speaking for all the attractive lesbians out there--you've got our vote.

And number. Call me, I have clean towels.

[otezshaw]

oh my god. that girl on the right is ridiculously hot.. im going to go clean my toilet immediately

[SkylineToTheSeaAndMe]

So the thumb in the butt is alright on the second date? You forgot about the old nasty toothbrushes in the cup on the vanity. No old nasty toothbrushes!! (or porno mags :) and remember, they always snoop in the medicine cabinet, so no hemmorhoid cream or anti-fungal etc.

I tell you these things from experience (kidding) oops!!

[vanlore]

My god these sexy wenches are demanding like this on the first date? By the gods woman, what the hell is life is going to be like once you marry one of these lasses....sheesh.

[WoodenSteelPuppet21]

@vanlore hmmm... I imagine your apartment looks sth like they decribed as disgusting. and I'm guessing it doesn't attract too many hot chicks either. -.-

[gildaisawesome]

Diana is so hot.

[3karasu]

interesting concept. your show, i mean. i see potential here...

[daw8wang]

haha, hilarious

[swajblogger]

spilled paper cup

[gennaro1980]

dont listen to them guys unless you are looking for a serious relationship...otherwise just make sure she is boozed up and Miles Davis is playing through the Ipod.

[lelangir]

dude I use fucking TWO pillows AND a fucking duve cover. I rule.

but i use a nasty bar of dial soap....in a crummy container.

[phandeazy]

hilarious.

[vanderley3]

What the fuck where do you find your men? Or rather, "boys" it seems. I haven't been that way since high school.

With that said, you both are FINE. Good work.

[bubbleslin]

lmao i'm pubed out hahahaha

[blahboom2]

Biz Markie gotta better message for all the young dudes

[cliffokada]

Oh I'm a fan.

[EvanTeH]

Oh and since being a modern man is all about reciprocation here's a tip so you broads don't blow it--never say to a guy that you are "horny." It's gross as heck. Not the fact of being turned on, which is hot as heck, but the imagery of the word "horny" brings to mind harsh reptiles horny toads and totally antisex animals and the preceding "I" associates them with you it's bad news get it out of your vocab I've never met a guy who didn't hate that word but we'll cave in the end anyways MEN RULE

[EvanTeH]

So I'm inferring from this that one of you was actually drunk and heated up enough to go home with a guy you just met at a bar but crazy enough to get to his house and be like OH MY GOD BAR SOAP I'm out of here so fast leap out the window handsfirst SuperWoman charging down the fireescape peeeeace you filthy son of a bitch shoulda watched the youtube

[jalabi99]

So basically you're saying that I have to change everything about my crib in order to get laid. Fuck that; I'm sticking to my copy of PLAYBOY and a roll of Bounty.

Damn, did I say that out loud? My bad.

[jodinand]

i've always thought women loved guys who can cook... perhaps i was taking the dutch oven too literally?

[tapthepope]

You forgot "wear a condom" and "no means no"

And what the hell is a duve? dube? DOOOOVE?

[ivorykitten]

Duvet. It's just a big blanket that goes on top of your bed (its like a comforter except thicker/fluffier).

[tapthepope]

ahhhh

[chmain]

i am obsessed with you guys!

[blackcoffee8888]

The guy is not supposed to bring the girl back to his apartment. It's called a one-night stand for a reason.

[juniorlittledude]

word.

[b133le]

You ladies are doing the lord's work! Say word son!!!

[jori714]

You forgot to mention to make sure no dirty clothes are thrown around the bathroom.

[gar2chan]

linens and things went outta business.

[reptilicus]

Kukla, Fran and Ollie called. They want their thumbs back.

[reptilicus]

I'm a dude, man. So who actually stuck their THUMB up your butt? That's very odd behavior. As if you were being amorous w/Bozo the Clown. Ladies, ya got bad taste in men/clown folk.

[johnnyvento]

I really want to cuddle with you Diana, is that so bad

[Dopeylor]

Love your blog! But if a guy were to do all that... wouldnt you think he is gay?

[phoxtube]

i use liquid soap. CHECk.

[jukeboxriot]

I'm pubed out, guys...