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  • SO TRUE !

  • I like the Mets but they FUCKING SUCK!

    That was my favorite part. Because that's me. xD

  • I'm 25 and I can't even believe Limelight is a damn faux mall now! Love this vid My family has lived in NYC since 1895..wouldn't have it any other way!

  • asian girl part... totally awkward! lol... you could have put a picture of scenery and it would have made more sense ...the rest was dope

  • LA HIGHSCHOOL , WOOP WOOP!

  • I am from Boston please make one of Boston ahahaha

  • story of my life lol

  • 2:25 "fuckin' hipsters!"...hahhahahahah

    i died.

  • so good. "ahh she passed away?" was the best.

  • hookers in short rabbit jackets.....LOL

  • alot of the pizza places run by albanians.....lol

  • I know so many native New Yorkers and I could not stop laughing because it's so true haha

  • FYI, you can still buy pot in Washington Square Park. hahaha

  • "I'm from Queens... not Flushing". LOL

  • O_O Why is is this so similar to what people in Boston say.

  • "Do you remember the Decepticons, they would shut down school early." 2:38 Where'd that come from!!! LOL

  • Bout fuckin time someone made this. You know that other video was nothing but hipsters pretending to be New Yorkers. This was great.

  • "I'm from queens... not flushing"

    i feel you, sista

  • Lmao I went to the Limelight when I was 14 and I had braces too. An my older cousins from Crown Heights were decepdecons. An yes we all miss the old 40 deuce.

  • I like shit new yorkers Never say

  • Native New Yorkers are the best because they don't have anything to prove to anybody. Most of the obnoxious aggressive behavior in this city is perpetrated by recent arrivals who come here singing Frank Sinatra and thinking everybody is out to get them so they have to be cold-hearted motherfuckers all day. It takes about seven years for this to wear off, and in the meantime we all are the worse for it. "You should know the score by now...."

  • hahaha! too funny! I love how some New Yorkers can just liberally drop an f-bomb and it doesnt phase anyone. lol! Maybe i need to move to NYC... #effit

  • I love being a New Yorker!!! LOL

  • "This neighborhood used to be just Jews and Italians." Killed me. But so true.

  • OMG I am ALWAYS saying "this used to be..." hahahaha I fucking love being a native New Yorker!

  • Hilarious! Reminds me of my folks! (Good thing they moved to Chicago) Just a joke...:)

  • "Fuck him!" "Fuck her!"

    Yup, I say that everyday down the street!

    and I remember when the the fare was $1.25 and I remember those tokens XD

  • i did not know that grover and big bird are the same guy!!!

  • OMG The decepticons line killed me!!!!

  • I almost died when the Asian lady said "not flushing".

  • ....and I know somebody that knew somebody that knew the beastie boys lmao

  • haha I live near kings plaza and my girlfriend went to laguardia

  • This is so true. OMG I remember Limelight, shit was so cash...I went to the same high school that Victoria Gotti went to, only like 20 years after she was relevant.

  • Haha Still Know so many people who go to St Edmaunds lol

  • Totally true. I went to Humanities with April whats her name and Adam Trese, buddies of the Beatie Boys. Probably with someone from this video too...

  • @MrRezRising yeah I was probably there when you were---(I am in video)

  • @mistermistmoore well said. Well said. Thank you. I couldn't have said it better. And I'm in the video.

  • There are too many people rating this video based upon what it is not rather than what it is. It is a really clever and accurate depiction of New York from certain demographics. It isn't meant to be the authority on New York life. Enjoy it for what it is and stop being a bunch of bitches because it doesn't cover the POV for every drag queen, hipster NYU student douchebag that ever lived. By the way, I enjoyed it. Good job guys.

  • "My rope chain, my S chain, my christ tag, ALL Gone"... "FUCK...... YOU! How's ya mother?" Lmfao

  • LMFAO!!! This is clearly the old New York that I know, gotta love it, funny shit man, great video! Brooklyn all day

  • So much better than the shit new yorkers say video. :)

  • this used to be all italians and jews hahaha

  • LOL Can you make a Part 2? I had to look up what Deceptions are though.

  • @drss333 See, you learned something new! That's what the internet is all about.

  • @anthonydevito Gang of nerds with needles! Brooklyn Tech yo!

  • @drss333 thats because your not a native new yorker lol they were a gang that used to terrorize brooklyn in the 80's 90's. they would go after you with a hammer and take your shoes..things like that

  • this should really be SHIT OLD NATIVE NEW YORKERS SAY. I'm a native new yorker and I don't say any of that.

  • @milleristic Make one called Shit Young Native New Yorkers Say and I will definitely watch and comment! Good luck!

  • @milleristic I lived in NYC though I'm not even American and WAS dating a NYer. What I can say, though, to you and the George Clooney-looking hottie who posted the video is that I'd choose a rather interesting"old NYer" with their wit and quirky personality than a new-generation, washed out version of a NYer who can't tell a native who was born and raised from a hipster or some idiot from LA who just moved there a year ago and goes to Tisch.

  • LOL and the guy sitting next to me was dead" hahaha

  • Yeshiva of Flatbush - Lulz

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  • "he thinks who he is" that's such a new york thing to say... i always say it, and my non-nyc friends think it makes no sense.

  • @LadyyGaladriel I've been explaining it to people my whole life. I tell them it's like turning "Who does he think he is?" into a statement. Then they look at me like I'm crazy, but they understand.

  • Lovin the Beastie Boys at the end!!!

  • Native New Yorkers? I see no Iroquois.

  • @SuperSaiyanNoob touche!

    

  • those are real New Yorkers! not those hipsters who just moved to NYC.

  • So funny! Real NY'ers!

  • "Fuck Giuliani."

    "He was good on 9/11."

    I always defend Giuliani based on how he handled 9/11 haha! This is perfect.

  • fucking hipsters. ROFL I totally say that.

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • I spent every weekend at Caesar'S Bay Bazaar!! It was the best place to shop!!! I hung out on the boardwalk in Coney Island. I remember all the hookers on Surf & Oceanview Avenues, not to mention the crack houses on Oveanview too! I loved living in Brooklyn then & still love it now! This is an awesome video! You have to make another about More Shit New Yorkers Say!!!

  • I love the woman who keeps bemoaning the obsolete drug dealings.

  • @ValiumandDolls haha Thank you!

  • @ValiumandDolls YES we all miss the drug dealers lol.

  • Remember the Decepticons? LMFAO

  • "im a mets fan, but they fucking suck!" lol love that line

  • Haha love the vid. I always point out to people what places used to be before lol.

  • "how many yoga studios does one neighborhood need?"

  • That used to be a crack house

  • ayee kings plaza LOOOL

  • grover and bigbird aren't the same guy.

    the rest of the vid is funny haha

  • They don't sound like New Yorkers.

  • "You remember Maria, she went to St. Edmunds.." I know like four Marias that went to St. Edmunds... hahaha Broooooklyn! [:

  • Brooklyn!!!!!

  • NYC. I love to visit it, but I would never live there.

  • Damn i miss my homeplace

  • "Fuckin hipsters." YES.

  • ...The beastie boys went to my school :)

  • An African Lion being born in New York doesn't make it Native. When we use the word "Native" it means the original life and species of the land. And none of these people are Native New Yorkers

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 I'm still Gay

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 You took this video way too seriously

  • @WarriorOfTheOldWays1 "native" comes form nation, and nation is a derivative of nationality. it can be used on a country level, state level, or city level as well. when you say someone is native it means they were born and usually raised in that location. if someone of mexican descent is born in the u.s their nationality is american and ethnicity is mexican.

  • lmfao, this is funny

  • lol i say the pizza thing being run by albos all the time

  • this is awesome!!

  • Most accurate: "f**king hipsters." Probably say this 8 times a day.

  • As a person who grew up 35 minutes outside of Manhattan, I cannot stop watching this video. I love it.

  • I saw this video on Facebook a few days ago & have been watching it at least once a day ever since . If you decide to do another please have even more cursing . To hell with some of these uptight morons . I find this video to definitely represent the native NYer . Great job!!

  • @perfumes1182 yay thanks for watching every day! haha

  • @perfumes1182 I'm with you! Like remember the Decepticons? All the clubs they named...come on. There is a piece of every"when Times square was times square lmao" CLASSIC! Take a hint and if you're a native u totally get it!

  • @brownthelegacyreigns Hi ! I've never been to any of the clubs nor have I ever encountered the Decepticons ---only heard their name from the Transformer cartoon . I do remember Times Square & how sleazy it was . I also remember the old trains with the ceiling fans & straw seats & vending machines on the platforms . This was when I was very young --maybe 5 . Ahh the good old days .

  • Yeah! This is what us natives really say, especially we of a certain age. And about being able to buy "stuff" in Washington Square Park is so true! Also the Times Square stuff is hilarious. Except in Brooklyn, we didn't say "hookers" - it was whores, but pronounced "who-ahz"!

  • Nice Job.

  • This is mostly stuff native New Yorkers who grew up in the city during the '70s, '80s, till about 1994 would say.

  • "This used to be all Jewish and Italian" So very true.

  • hahaha love the asian girl saying "not Flushings..." haha classic...

  • @Avon53 Our video is diverse. It features White, Black, Asian, women, men, gay, straight, and some of us are children of immigrants. It's a comedy video and is not meant to be the "official voice" of every resident of New York City. Luckily immigrants, teens and little kids are very capable of making their own comedy videos and they don't need us —or you — to speak for them. But if there's ever a part 2, we'll make sure to feature children cursing their heads off.

  • @anthonydevito - OK. Whether you're saying the video is diverse or needn't be diverse, you're in a free country. I'm just sorry you felt so personally attacked; I said what I saw and felt but I never even mentioned the filmmakers.

    I just don't see all the categories you list, but if they're in there, then there's nobody left (capable or not) to make another video. Don't worry; I sure won't. As for even more cursing, don't bother; the video had a month's worth of that already.

  • @Avon53 I don't feel personally attacked, but if you comment on the video you're commenting on the people who made it. I just wanted to be clear about the facts.

  • @Avon53 I'm Gay.

  • @anthonydevito I would definantly watch that!

  • @Avon53 Yep @anthonydevito pretty much summed it up---

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  • Decepticons?

  • @fatfatat444

    The "Decepticons" were a Brooklyn street gang notorious for beat-downs and terrorizing other kids in the '80s. They took their name from the "The Transformers" cartoon characters. I never met any, as far as I know, but they had a bad reputation.

  • This is waaay more accurate than "Shit New Yorkers Say".

  • Shit Upstate New Yorkers say: "Are you sure we can't secede from the City?"

  • Lies. Grover was performed by Frank Oz. Big Bird was and still is performed by Carroll Spinney.

  • I WENT TO LAGUARDIA, PERFORMING ARTS, THE FAME SCHOOL! Laguardia Alumni >>

  • @Mick93Swagger I went to King we hated yall.

  • "Im from Queens...NOT FLUSHING"hnahahahaahaha

    Btw the one with the gray hair is damn hot, reminds me of George Clooney ;)

  • @marina1991x You're right, he IS damn hot. DAMN hot.

  • @anthonydevito Right after I posted that, I realized it was you who posted this! My bad lol ;)

  • @marina1991x Hey, don't ever apologize for saying I look like George Clooney!

  • Should be renamed, "Shit People From Brooklyn Say"

  • I do miss the hookers! Hahaha-- the natives rule!

  • Thumbs up if you still ride the interboro rapid transit

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  • I'm from Flushing, Queens....

  • XD That was a crackhouse! I remember telling my friends that ALL the time! And the Queens thing....Im from Queens....No not Flushing...Ozone Park!

  • "im a mets fan but they fucking suck" LOOOOOLLLLLL

  • My only complaint is that it should be what White NYers (and one Asian) say. NYCs more than half non-White now.

  • @abmindprof

    This is true.. per us census

    White 44.6% (Including white latinos)

    Hispanic or Latino (Of Any Race) 27.5%

    Black or African American 25.1%

    Asian 11.8%

    American Indian 0.4%

    Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander 0.1%

    Other races 16%

    The biggest "ethnicity" is actually puerto rican.. then italian, and Dominican

  • That was a crackhouse.

  • Hahaha the decepticons

  • Alot crazier than shit New Englanders say 0.0

  • HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! DELICIOUS!!! And SOOOOOO ACCURATE ;)~

  • i live in california and this shit was hilarious to me idk why haha

  • I live right by St. Edmunds wtf

  • LOL "That, was a crack house." Can't even begin to tell how often I say that here.

  • Kind of reminds me of my mom

  • Is it wrong that I do miss the graffiti?

  • thing is, I know a lot of people who moved to New York from Jamaica, the philipines,.. all over and they still sound great. Love them all.. just did NOT like the transplants in the other video.. where the heck were they from???

  • heee hee... this is funny.. and true.. Italiano and Jewish.. good schtuff.

  • Lmao what's wrong with flushing?!

  • "I'm from Queens. Not Flushing" AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Ha, that was you Danny..Yeshivah of Flatbush..yeah, I know it well

  • @vicky2c yea yea!

  • im asian and im from flushing XD

  • we have similar issues in the east bay. if someone claims to be from the east bay, they probably grew up somewhere around castro valley or san leandro and want everyone to think they spent their youth romping around the mean streets of richmond

    they're so street smart that they can't imagine that random black kids asking "you wanna buy some purple" could be anything but the most fair and kind businesspeople in the world

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  • when I was a young transit cop at w4th there was a homeless guy wedged in the stanchion on the B platform, we thought he was asleep, found him there the next day, not asleep....yea he was dead the whole time.

  • FUck you..fuck her.. yah know what..fuck everybody... NOW THAT'S NEW YORK! hey..where's FUGGEDABOUTIT?!!!! goddamn.. not accurate enough without that.. also..where's "yaunderstand whatamsayin"

  • @shindig1314 It's not so much about the words and lines, but the attitudes and those absolutely real accents. Some folks in the comments are nitpicking 'say this or say that,' but o n l y a native can say "this used ta be...," "I use ta live there...," "remember...?"

    My favorite comments though are from the little shits who write "that's what OLD New Yorkers say." What they're r e a l l y saying is "I'm a hipster transplant. Why can't I be a native too!? WHAAAAAA...."

  • @TigerRocket Exactly. 

  • Nah, not very accurate at all. Not feeling it... Fail.

  • Yeah!!! Shout out to Humanities AND the Deceptagons?!? Now THIS is bonafide!

  • now THIS is shit NEW YORKERS say!!!

  • I am *not* a native New Yorker. HOWEVER, I was raised by two, and I want to know when you interviewed them for this?

  • Fucking Hipsters

  • wait, the beluga whales are gone!?

  • "I MISS GRAFFITI"

    hell yeah

  • It always IS a fucking local

  • wow mention of The Tunnel and the Decepticons..ok yeah this is official!! thank goodness cuz that other one was so terrible.

  • Much, MUCH better than the other hipster bs! Bravo!

    Fucking subway tokens... I almost cried a little from nostalgia.

  • @miketwo345 lol! i actually saved some tokens the coin ones and the ones with the cut out "y." yes! its nostalgic, i didnt like the other vid abt shit new yorkers say, cuz all the stuff they were saying was like yuppy shit or hipster shit, fuck that! BKLYN all the way!!!

  • This sounds like my mom hahaha. Accurate.

  • Things found in every real New Yorker's kitchen and fridge: 1) Anything by the Entemann's company (you know,the white rectangular box with the blue lettering), 2) Boar's Head cold cuts. 3) Hellman's mayonnaise. (not the low-fat!) 4) Good rye bread. 5) Sabrett's red onion sauce. 6) Leftover Chinese food. 7) Twenty thousand take-out menu's in the knife drawer. 8) Fifty thousand soy sauce packets in the egg compartment. 9) Real pickles (not the Vlasic chips). 10) Mom's lasagna from Sunday night.