My real Name is not Bernice Juach

[chazzatheninja]

DO you have aspergers, autism or some other severe impairment?

[SEENOSAW]

my ma name i is daxflame

[jackhaught123]

lol when he gets up and hes wearing jorts

[OriginalReact]

FALSYYYYYYY False intrenet NAME!

[gilang080]

5:45 sippa choo chaa chaa sippa sippa chaa chaaa sippa poo chaa chaaa poo ??? whatta fuck?

[dominik1701p]

5:31 is bomb

[mountaindew492]

my real name is not bernice juach.

[TheMjmoonwalker2]

watch his real name be jessica

[KylesNuclearFilms]

His real name is Dexter!

[sethrules97]

Handsome hair AND he can rap?!? This kid's got it all!!!

[slayer43ful1]

4:35

[slayer43ful1]

"CHICA CHICA WHAAAT" 1:21

[crudesicle]

0:57 - 1:25 someone get this kid a record deal

[crudesicle]

The big sixteen baby!

[mathieustjules]

5:44 lmfao

[snakejake58]

His name is Madison Patrello, go google it.

[yobrostv2]

hey faulsey!!!!!! you use a false internet name!!!!!!!!

[ma15350]

Madison Patrello

[Hopey931]

In one of the videos your mom shouts out Bernice? Fake!

[IIIIjimmyIIII]

@Hopey931 read the description

[OhplsAndrew]

5:35 CHIPPAZACHIPPACHUHZEET

[Kenny2k08]

This nigga's almost 20 years old now!

[07marvelkid]

a sippi sippi cha cha= smooth ;)

[Cowsilencer08]

U guys just got Cannibal Trolled, he's an actor and u guys all questioned him lol

[ssmb06]

I love Dax lol whether he has a problem or not he's awesome!

[thererebrothers]

4,164 people arent smooth like chipa choppa chippa zeee?!

[Myxskillx]

BEST SINGING!

[GmodRules111]

The inly reason I'm laughing my ass off right now is because I was reading the subtitles for this video HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:p

[jigaboxx]

nigga got freestylin skills

[LibertarianChristian]

So why'd your mum call you Bernice in "last blog ever" ;)

Just for those who thought he was real.

[Frausky]

@LibertarianChristian

Read the description

[hottoontownpost]

Madison Patrillo calm down

[fifo816]

SIPA SIPA CHA CHA!!! That'll really wow the ladies

[chilliecheesecake]

damn what kind of drugs are they putting kids on these days?

[rsyorky85]

i hope everyone gets as big of a kick out of this guy as i do

[Sillybean98]

Faaaaaakeee

[TheJellymush]

Ur Madison patrello!!! Ur a liarr!!! >.< and if u are faking like I think u are....I hope u remain like that for life because if ur faking ur practically mocking innocent mentally handicapped people jerk!!!! :p I think ur a fake cause u studder in ur new videos more than ur old ones!!!! Yeah I do my research!

[chilliecheesecake]

@TheJellymush He's got Asperger's.

[DjRaverX]

sepetu cha cha sepetu chaa !

[HannahBastow]

if you did that to me i would slap you!

[AidanSRam]

hold 3 down

[FrenziedCoot]

Lol he sounds like a sim, nice acting there madison

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

ZIP A TODA ZIPPY ZEET ZIPPA CHOO ZIPPA CHO CHO WHO ZIPPA DOO CHO!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

his brothers names are tex, dutch, and his sisters name is dylan and (drum roll.....) dax's real name is madison patrello!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

CHICKA CHICKA WHAT!!!!!!

[skipsch]

SIPPA SIPPA CHA CHA SIPPA CHIPPA

[thebannanaguy]

what the hell is wrong with u?

[xxDEAGLExx1]

im 16 HELLO

[ilythekid1]

can he talk right

[limo299]

Falsey haha jk

[thatonedudespencer1]

Best rap ever

[ThoseCoolGuys]

if you caNT TELL HOW I AM ACTING RIIGHT........im ot as mad as i seems actually....LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

[OfficerMcGroist]

so in the description it says he calls himself bernice because his mom calls him that.... but what i don't get is when jacob comes over to his house he says "hi bernice".

[gregsimkins]

how could you lie like that?

heart less bastard.

[darr21ful]

So smoth.......................;)

[bdog2000111]

He is definitly Mr. Smooth

[StoryWB]

Possibly the greatest Actor of our time.

[marissa32]

I wish his videos were still like this...

[vegassk8ter]

Hey IM 14 I WANNA PLAY ON YOUR TEAM , LAZER BEAM!! CHICKA CHICKA WHAT!!!

[thriller0099]

4:02 embarrising

[thriller0099]

3:58 whiny baby

[thriller0099]

FALSEY FALSEY

[tokemasterful]

great acting

[SnowStorm1268]

I'm 13.

[wontonman24]

Heeyyy, falsey, falsey!!! You use a false internet name!!!!

[AngeliMaganaj748]

lÔl_ãñÿÕñE_wåñNÄ_chàt_wÎth_mè_­ì_fÊèl_sÖ_lÓñÊly_tÔdÃÿ♫

[PS3Vids10]

Bernice Juach sounds like Bern is Jewish.

[Cowcap35]

and or madison patrello



[thriller0099]

CHICKA WAT?!?!?

[kidzbop411]

1:58-2:25 orgasm time. :P

[controvershit]

Yes, my name isnt ControverShit. My name is Laura from holland ... And... Uhah... Ah... I live in ... A... Amsterdam, with the ... Eh... Red light destrict a...and the drugsstores n stuff... Eh... Hmmmmmmmpfhhh.... I... Really like to post this comment because .. Uh... Ehh... Mhpf mpfhmp... I really wanned to do this... And, I really like South Park... Ehhuhm... Especially Cartman Kyle Kenny and Stan... O.. Wait, that's more than one character... But... Eh... Kenny talks like "hmpfhm hmmhpfhfm"

[alexnromeo1995]

Happy belated birthday! And im 15 years old

[ThePitapocket]

FALSEY!!!!

[sk8ergirl3211]

2:04 are you taking a crap?

[midgetHigh5s]

keep pressing 2 in rhythm. sweet sample for a rap track lol

[louistop89]

HEY FALSIE!!!!!!!!!!

[zimningta]

He's so smooth he karate chops the ladies screaming BOOCHAHAHAWAAWWACHAHABOOO

[PokeThePlay]

5:45 FTW

[PokeThePlay]

5:33 FTW

[PokeThePlay]

1:10 FTW

[hottiefix07]

XDXDXD

"i'm usually SOOO SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES. :D:D

[RUnerdy]

oh god I miss these videos so much!!!!!!!!!!

[YesterdaysPopQuiz]

Sweet sixteen and never even been remotely close to being friends with a female.

[shaggygal1]

why do u where your pants like that look on 5:13

[shaggygal1]

no dip

[333captainrex]

I AM NOT R-RAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! i am not as mad as i look.

[ssj1mysticGohan]

FALISIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DerekBurn]

Pee fight!

[TheParodyArtists]

yes ur real name is: Ima motherfucking bitch that needs to get the fuck of youtube and grow a pair of balls and get s real girlfriend

[Hifive131]

dax ur like HumzaProductions

from youtube

he made Diary of a bad man

wtach it on youtube

[slickblob219]

well in ur video called last blog ever, ur mom was all like "bernice lights out" and u screamed "MOOMMMM!!!!!!" so ur name is bernice so stop trying to say that ur name isnt bernice cuz it its. u know u have a stupid ass name and ur just trying to cover it up so there you go.

[zebbythezebra1]

chicka chikca wattt

[zebbythezebra1]

press 5 and here burn

[time96]

press 9 repeateldy and it sounds like hes saying touch me

[Mat122597]

If u say ur smooth ur not and I think ur definitely not smooth at all

[thriller0099]

Hey,everyone BERNICE is lying

[gonebaad24]

smooth? more like insanely, horrifyingly, mind bindingly spastic.

[gfjagex111]

CHIKA CHIKA WHAAA

[Muahaha172]

HEY FALSEYY!! FALSEEYY!! YOU USE A FALSE INTERNET NAAME!

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@Muahaha172 hahahahhaah

[Emmma360]

It is your name, I remember one video when your mom came in and called you Bernice =_=

[gonebaad24]

@Emmma360 thats really weird i remember that too!!!! He's definitely lying...

[Emmma360]

@gonebaad24 Exactly. So do we believe him or not? Meh. Just stop watching him all together.

[Darthellawayc]

@Emmma360 His second name isn't Juach, it's Madison.

[Emmma360]

@Darthellawayc probably used a false last name then, but his first name is probably right

[CGLmusic]

At 4:20 He says 'Before school, I was going to do her' lol.

[xDroiidProHD]

You Wanna play on my team...LAzA BEAM?CHICKA CHICKA WHAT!!

[greenboss85]

FALSY!!!!!!!!!!



[potentiallyklien]

hey falsey, are you wearing pants?

[SecretSonya]

After this video I looked up his name, the internet says its Madison Patrello. I looooovvvee that name! Especially for a male, its just so cool :)

[natees123]

lol 1:53 get your words straight

[OmegaRevive]

He raps better than Lil Wayne, agreed?

[eagleking43]

@OmegaRevive um hell no

[ThoseCoolGuys]

FUNNIEST VID EVER! I love all your motion pictures! i like christman carols DEAD alot

LAZER BEAM!! wooot wooot!!!!

[lol5lol5lola]

his hair is really handsom

[MCCproductions6]

He's real....He has autsim its obvious.

[greatestxgift]

@MCCproductions6 The only thing that's obvious is the lack of your sense of reality.

[lava502]

hey falsey

[FEESHSLAP]

*autistic flam

[ViViBi27]

1:52 - 2:25 HAHAHA, wtf???

[distantdad]

I know Madison. He is a good guy that just has a few issues. The real joke is how many people think they have him figured out. To be clear Madison has Asperger's Syndrome and he's a little querky. The more nervous he is the more his symptoms come out. Dax is the camera version of Madson but the majority of you will never get to see the calm complex and seemingly normal Madison. So keep on thinking you have him figured out. The comments are entertaining.

[Nickskates96]

2:00 hah constipation

[sharkboi758]

HEYY FALSEY!!! FALSE NAME!! haha

[bananadippedincream]

hows the pants ahahaha

[chasrmc]

AAAHAHAAY HEYYYYY ANNIE! Real smoothe like

[zachgregbronco]

FALSEY!

[drewnod]

I think he did this do defuse the videos that were going around youtube at the time exposing Dax as fake. If he admitted bernice wasn't his real name he could keep the character up longer. He forgot that in one of his earlier videos his mom yelled "Bernice!" to him. Anyone that has seen enough of his videos knows that he's a character actor. I wonder if he's only good at this character or he can do other stuff, too? He is so good at capturing awkwardness.

[Madsquirreldisease]

he deserves a playboy bunny

[osianjones25]

ahaaa 1:10 to 1:30 is the funniest 20 seconds of youtube history!! LMFAO!

[suehateu]

This is the first time I watched this vid of his and...

If he is truly borned like that- I feel sorry for him...

BUT if he is acting the whole time- he is truly a GENIUS!

Seriously... Even actors can't act as good as him if he was acting...

[charliekid5]

do you have a disability by going

UHGGGG, GAHH DISHHH URRR

[superprettytia]

He was very honest for admitting his real name isn't bernice! I can respect that

[BeegotscaKes]

1:24 LOL

[monseurkez]

*CHICKA CHICKA* (WHAT?!)

[Wcburg1]

YES I WANNA PLAY ON YOUR TEAM, LAZER BEAM

[TheBaseball1415]

hey falsey you're a big falsey :)

[In4ity]

chika chika what!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD i died :D

[Jessneakers]

the sixteen's song!  lol! XD

[broccolirules1014]

HOW COULD I EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS D:<

[Thatkimm]

I think that this guy would be a lot more popular if he revealed that he was actually acting this whole time.

[Taaliaaful]

FALSIE FALSIE YOU USE A FALSE INTERNET NAME

[ThatDamnSniper]

thumbs up for "CHICKA-CHICKA-WHAT"

[bigrockstar41]

he went full retard. you never go full retard.

[EpochSounds]

@bigrockstar41 LOL!!!

[Swordsy12]

omg did anyone else lol at 1:24 i was pissing myself laughing

[abutlerskateboards]

hahahaha this kid is awesome

[fegdog]

OMG. WE DIDIN'T EXPECT THAT , DAX. AND i DIDIN'T BELIEVE UR ADULT. U FAIL

[LokiClock]

I'M DAX FLAME THE HIP HOP MAGICIAN AND I DO COOOCAAAAAAAAAIIIINE

[lilyflowers35lol]

Why does he pause so much when he talks?

[XAevaX]

It's Madison Patrello [Sp?]

[ttdebbie]

THe real actor!! He's better than Sean Penn in " I am Sam" . GREAT JOB DUDE !!

[DrewEatsMonstersx]

how could you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[cumchugger325]

lmao you've earned my subscription :D that was hilarious!!

[KyleWebs]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's fake....a kid like that wouldn't be that good at cutting everything out and keeping some in to make a good video. He's an entertainer/actor.

[adarshsly]

i really dont know if he is faking that mentally challenge thing but it cant be that bad if e can use a camera

[johnmacward]

chicka chicka WHATTTT!!!

[Bloodyfleshnbones]

Is he retarded or he made that weird jokes all by himself?

[STIFILMS]

@Bloodyfleshnbones actor. hes really good.

[sasuke86420]

lyrics "u kno like like u jus mr smmmooooooooth, u kno jus chshhhhhhh dv like chi pitahh chi pitzeet im jus so smooth usualy and i dont wanna look ott wrong with me u kno i jus usualy chi pa chip boots sika cha boo Cha Cha! a zippa zippa cha cha sippa do cha... uh, please forgive me..."

dude ur about as smooth as broken glass

[warrunner210]

Bro, you gay!

[LilJason0501]

is this real?

[jefferygwatkins]

You have let me down, Daxflame. You have let me down.

[scottsexton9]

his name is Robert Paulson

[gina2467]

dax:normally im so smooth with the ladies me:normally? n dude if you cut out every time you paused this video wouldve been like 2 minutes

[narutoisthegayest]

Heyy falsie!

[ChildrenOfTheXorn]

he does deserve one

[X360H911]

URA BIG FAT PHONEY!!!!!!

[elementsoffire01]

hey happy belated b day my name really is bernice lol.

[DixieOnMyMind1]

His siters name is Dylan Patrello... or so iv heard.

[2ZooYorkShoes]

3:57 through 4:06 BEST FUCKING PART.

[DixieOnMyMind1]

@2ZooYorkShoes That part reminds me of Dexter off of Dexters labratory...haha i used to watch that when i was a kid.

[jackkjack]

CHIKKA CHIKKA WHAAATTT

[CharacterProductions]

look at my channel..

[rainstar222]

@that guy that posted a bible verse. WTF? That's random. Any way SATAN OUT

[TheRyanLeeShow]

hi falsey lol

[Mat122597]

dude its ok a lot of ppl lie about there name ill still kall u dax flame bud

[BrianMalone89]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[sweetzxx]

no...no.just no.

[TugBoatest]

u gay