Fuck Pat Robertson & The 700 Club

[Ilovebeingamomsomuch]

They are a money scam

[trilobite3339]

Fuck Faux News, 700 club, and all the rascist conservatives in the US

[SUPPORTGOODMUSIC1003]

how does he not know about government in the Roman Empire???????

[ibizajoey]

'was jesus a fan of big government?' YES! The scriptures say he will rule with a 'rod of iron'. It will NOT be a democracy.

[TH35P3KTRUM]

Pat Robertson is a giant cockroach in a cheap ass human costume that he baught at a dollar store that fools only the most ignorant.

[Fatpileofcrap]

What is the name of the song playing in this video?

[tubesteakbooky]

give yourself an extra slap in the face for me,thanks!

[emoisgay789]

Jesus was a communist/socialist

[HTS43161102]

FUCK PAT ROBERTSON!!!!!

[animelbpgirl]

im a christian and who u call a godbot

i love god so does god love me and u, all of u, so y say that... its no use u guys will never win....u cant stop me from being a christian...... and if i cant change u well then...... GOD WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[afslayer]

@animelbpgirl

There is no god. The sooner our species realizes this the better off we will be.

[jeanious2009]

@afslayer I wish everyone thought like that. Then we would see how stupid our parents where for making us believe in this god that has NEVER  showed up when really needed. I guess the idiots excuse would be "God was too busy with other important stuff, so he couldnt save your life. Sorry cancer won.".

[ptp44444]

G-d Bless Pat Robertson!

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

Does anyone else find the guy with glasses' voice annoying?

[mewmaster151]

"the eye of the needlerefers tonot a real needle but to the small doorway into israel at the time known as "the needles eye" andfor a laden down camel to pass through it had to be unloaded, therefore its just a way of saying "youcant take it with you, so cast off your worldly greed, because its not whats important" at least thats what i got from it

[mewmaster151]

no matter how much you hate him he DOES donate a shitload to charity

[chaoticcomics]

Fuck Pat Robertson, Fuck Fox News, They all suck and lie.

[Asrulefool]

lets remember pat, the rich man is the least in the kingdom of heaven... Looks like your fucked!

[338dmac]

1:54, short, simple, and true.

[morgannicgregor]

Godbots make me sick!

[Francebrasil]

Con-men!!!!

[supermanlives1973]

2:35 - pyramid scheme...

[supermanlives1973]

Hypocrits.

[ShingoEX]

lol he fucks little boys

[dmp079]

I thought he focused on religious issues?? WTF is he talikng about financial issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They say greed is one of the 7 deadly sins PAT do you know that?

[BenAliGtor]

The sooner this piece of shit (Robertson) joins his buddies D. James Kennedy and Jerry Falwell six feet under the sod, the better.

[jerico641]

WHO in the hell ever decided that Pat Robberson is any kind of authority on money?? Especially for normal people who work for a living ad don't steal from the gullible? Sure,if you have no morals you can sure as hell get rich his way. And what is he saying here about budgeting that you can't figure out for yourself anyway? The guy is a total waste! And anybody, not just Pat, who can sit there and spew useless advice on middle class money problems when there are starving people in the USA!!

[nikhildhav]

Well shall see and time will tell who's ramblings.

[Fullmetalking86]

Akito (FURUBA), Ratio AKA Kira (DN) and Haruhi (SOSB) can PWN'D Patty Robertson.

[lhornaday]

I though of a way to settle arguments about good ole Pat. He predicted earlier this year that the markets would soon start to recover, stabilize, and then plummet again this summer (by the end of august). If he is wrong I'll send C0ct0pus a video and let you all facepalm me and Pat :0

He has been correct about the stabilizing so far. We are looking for The DJ to sink back to at least 6500 for this bet.

[TruthSurge]

Wow! Such amazing detail and exactness!

"Hear ye, hear ye! I predict that the market will FALL sometime in the next year! When it does, you will know I am a true prophet!"

When it doesn't, no one will call him a false prophet. They'll make the same justifications and excuses as always and look forward to the next prediction with the hope that IT will be correct.

[lhornaday]

No -- he said, rise - stabilize - fall to lower than it is now. Gave a date range of three months and a index of around 6500.

[lhornaday]

And it has nothing to do with being a prophet, just being smart about money -- the point of this video.

[TruthSurge]

News flash - no one has or will be able to predict the future using specifics such as, on 2009/08/22 at 3:14 pm, Pres Obama will trip while walking to his car and fall, breaking his wrist in two places.

Why? There is no supernatural - period. Go peddle your wares to someone gullible.

[320iguy]

HAHAHA ASSHAT! AH HAHAHAHA

[lhornaday]

That is a good point. God does sound evil for sending people to eternal torment. He didn't give us much information about hell, or even heaven for that matter. His word is focused on how we should handle ourselves to avoid worldly pitfalls. He wants us to be free from the bondage of addictions, but he doesn't send us to hell for them. He does send people to hell who, day after day until their death, chose to deny him. He sent his son into this world to suffer for us. Are sins were paid in full.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

"His word is focused on how we should handle ourselves to avoid worldly pitfalls."

like slavery...oh wait, no it condones it...

how about murder? nope, the bible is full of genocide...

mixing fabric? well shit, that's obviously the worst thing a person can do...

hey, i'll tell you what...you do what i tell you, and you get into heaven deluxe...if you don't, you go to super hell...better listen up.

[lhornaday]

I see you've read 3 sentences already. Or is that straight from a NY times best seller? You have kids, don't you? Don't you get pissed when they do something you've told a hundred times not to do. They get hurt but don't really ever learn to listen.

There's an answer to every listed fallacy if you search for it. Or maybe we should all go through life swearing and drinking and hope for the best.

[joda711]

You mean like the several implications that the world if flat, that the world was created in 6 days, or that birds came before reptiles? Or do you mean ethical stuff like rules on conducting slavery, raping men instead of women, buying the woman if you rape an unengaged woman, or slaughtering entire towns including animals if they don't worshop your god? Just wondering what answers there are to these fallacies..? Afterall, God's word is correct through all time, right?

[lhornaday]

This isn't biblical, except for the creation in 6 days. But what exactly do you consider a "day" if there is no sun, no stars, or even land? The rest of these things I've seen. They're passed around by atheist as a reason not to read the bible. In a short answer, nobody has ever been killed for not worshiping God. For denying him and doing all sorts of other wicked things, yes. With all things that God has done to even the evilest of men, he suffered much worse when he was here in human flesh.

[joda711]

/facepalm

Day:Geneis1:5

birds<reptiles Genesis1:20-25

Slavery:Leviticus 25:44-46,Exodus 21:2-6,Exodus 21:7-11,Exodus 21:20-21,Ephesians 6:5,1 Timothy 6:1-2,Luke 12:42-48

Rape:Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Town: Deuteronomy 13:13-19

So I can only assume you have either never read any of the bible, Old or New Testament, or you have no idea what "biblical" means. I have read a lot of the Bible, so I know these things. But again, I ask you, what has been rebuked?

[joda711]

And, A) There doesn't really seem to be a difference in not worhiping, denying and worhiping another god.

B) "that wikcen men...have led the people of their town astray, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" , then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. Destroy it completely, both its people and its livestock"DEU13:13-15

[TheBronzeDog]

The morality God gives out seems rather random to me. Heck, the whole concept of "objective" morality seems inherently random and subject to change when it's politically convenient.

[joda711]

Not really. If they were Jewish, apply Golden Rule (and a few things like stone your wife if she is not a virgin on your wedding day). If they're a gentile, kill them & all their cattle, except in some cases where you can keep the spoils and rape the women... Ok, so I guess it is pretty random.

[joda711]

So it's ok in your mind to day after day to kill people and rape babies and own slaves, as long as you believe in God and ask for his forgiveness?

[CBUEngineer]

So we shoudl cut tax emeptions for churches and religeos organizations and not give any kids who go to his university money, right?

[apassion4iron]

how much you wanna bet Pat touches lil boys?

[ProfessorHopkins]

This world will be so much better when Pat Robertson finally kicks the bucket.

[lisamariefan]

Wow, I think my need for sleep is combining with the stupidity of PR and actually making me a little woozy.

Also, lol @ the Creationists nightmare. ^_^

[Hereticbooks]

When did this asshole become an expert on economics?

[C0ct0pusPrime]

you don't ever debate anyone, do you? I could tell as soon as you said:

"What he says is biblical. Why must someone be persecuted for speaking the truth."

LMAO

[Hereticbooks]

"speaking the truth?"

Pat Robertson said that 9/11 and Katrina were a punishment from God. And you expect us to believe that bullshit?

[lhornaday]

I haven't heard those statements, but the bible says God is the same today as he ever was. Sodom and Gomorrah ring a bell? Yes, he will kill if he so pleases.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

"the bible says" is a terrible way to start an argument...

would you take me seriously if i said "the children's book 'Everyone Poops' says..."

hahahaha

[lhornaday]

Yeah, everyone poops. Everyone dies also. Do you know where your poop goes when it's flushed? Do you know where you will go when when you die? Both books say that your journey will be downward. Hell is described as a place of unquenchable fire where there is no rest. If it is real, don't you think it will be full of debaters?

The only way to win an argument is to examine both alternatives. I have been on both sides already. I choose this for myself. What do you decide? Go ahead and tell us all.

[DarkTheAtheist]

"what a tool...lots of new facepalms in the next video...i'll upload it as soon as this gets 1000 views...so get to it :)"

1,266 and couting :D

[OneClownShoe]

god is a fucking asshole.

[rhabdoviridae]

Shouldn't the Lord be calling Ol' Pat back home soon?

I would support that wholeheartedly.

[sidplicity]

inside Fox news scheduling meeting:

"okay troops we need 'expert' to discuss finances with Cavuto. What we have Pat Robertson???!!!!!!! Perfect Perfect! Exactly what we need to bring more credibility to our network!!!!!!"

[satansaysdie]

to bad pat didn't say "spending money on my retarded books and other religious crap will help bankrupt you." Of course then he wouldn't make money off of the deluded and desperate people trying to make their way and getting jerked around by people like Popoff, Falwell, and the like. Oh well, the old bastard has got to kick it soon enough, my only question is "who will take his place?"

[joda711]

Don't get me wrong, I'm usually in line with you, but...

Fuck if I know why people don't know how to budget. I dunno why my friend who is broke all the time felt the need to drop $70 on a dress for a dumpy bar. I don't have any problems with it, so I won't buy the book. But what he was saying was fundamentally sound. People shouldn't need to be told this any more then they should need to be told "murder is bad", but some people do..

[joda711]

I hate to say it, but what he was saying was common sense. Just some people seem to have none. Even when he agreed that he was right for "hell to pay", he didn't back up that it was God punishing us, just that we were spending too much. It shouldn't have needed to be said, but Pat was right here. Sorry c0ck.. :(

[C0ct0pusPrime]

so of its common sense, why do we need to buy his book? it's facepalm worthy, even though he managed to get one thing right (budgeting).

cheers

[Nilopollis]

"is this god punishing us?"

hahahahaha

We have angered the great and powerful economy....it requires a sacrifice.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

LMAO...you win the thread

[Clear1]

Is this a reference of what I think it is?

[mikeyp1230]

According to their own god Jesus, the wealthy are the ONLY people guaranteed not to make it to heaven. Unless they found a way to fit a camel through the eye of a needle. So this lunatic, the Pope, most high level clergy ,don't even believe the shit they're selling. But damn are they good at finding idiots that do.

[revjimbob]

Pat Robertson talks like a cunt, he looks like a cunt... he is a cunt.

[Paxmax]

Araghahahaahahaha pathetic... pat is so darn pathetic!!!  arhgahahhahaa

[Quertimus]

By the way; The passage of that it's easier for a 'camel' to go through the eye of a needle is a transation error. The Arameic word 'gamta' (rope) was confused with the word 'gamla', meaning camel.

Now, getting a rope through the eye of a needle is not an easy task, but a hell of a lot easier than a camel!

[RyRyVids]

I like the clock, so keep it there and maybe I'll buy it when I get some extra change.

[RyRyVids]

He's been calling for the bankruptcy of GM! WTF... Now we have the collusion of corporate interests and religion! Unbelievable.

[turtle2hug]

It's a real shame Pat will never meet the eye of his blessed needle.

[REBMike1]

Pat Robertson what a money grabbing twat. Here buy my book of bullshit, it's great. Piss off and die you wanker.

P.S. Fuck the fox.

[neoyorke]

Shouldn't Cavuto have said you hit the "Thorn on the head" or "the nail in the hand" there at the end?

[bhxinfected]

You have to be WHOLLY fixated on the Republican machine to lend credence to anything Pat Robertson says about finance.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

The screen shot at 5:19 is the best.

Keep face palming!

[RebelVoDKa]

I can never understand why so many American Christians are into laissez faire Milton Friedman-style economics.

When the Archbishop of Canterbury comments on the recession, he talks about the poor in Britain and sweat shops slaves in the far East being exploited by the mega rich. He also said Karl Marx was right about the dangers of Capitalism.

If you're going to believe in Jesus and those ridiculous fairy tales, at least be a Socialist as well. It's what Jesus would do.

[hellshade2]

oh btw if you have a dick cheney is a war criminal i'll buy that one. i'm starting to think ole bushboy had his buttons pushed by the big dick all along. doesn'nt absolve bush though but i think cheney is the big instigator in a lot of bush policies....

[hellshade2]

pat robertson and all other televangelists need to go the way of jerry falwell.

these people are the biggest theives and con men preying (yes i spelled that right ;) ) on the weak minded and impressionable people in the world.

even though these"ministries" are tax deductible does not mean that the goverment should not ask for accountability in the money these people steal from americans.i bet you ole pat there has been robbing the donations for years...

[RageTreb]

Pat's posture reminds me a lot of Emperor Palpatine's.

[TruthSurge]

and so he writes a book (prob has a writer do it for him) knowing that he can sell it to Christians and make a killing by telling them generic things like "save" and "turn your lights off when you leave a room". Opportunistic greedy bastard.

Say, if his ears extended any farther, do you think he could glide down safely from say, 40 feet?

[TruthSurge]

wait, let me guess.... give to the Lard and he will give back to you ten fold!

[hellshade2]

there's some other televangelist misnistry out there that uses that term. they call it "sowing your financial seed... "

can these theives get any more apparent that they are ripping people off? or like benny hinn and his fake faith healing act. that guy should definetly be arrested a s a fraud and charlatan and conman....

[TruthSurge]

I don't understand how these people are not being hauled into court on fraud and other charges. Promising something you never give is fraud.

[lhornaday]

I would like to hear from anyone who has given money in faith and did not receive it back in due time.

[TruthSurge]

I gave money for 10 years in the form of tithes and purchasing Christian t-shirts and buying books from Hank Hanaagraf (sp?) and other apologists. I have gotten nothing back from anyone. No prayers answered. If you were to ask this question in a national paper, you'd prob get hundreds of thousands of answers just like mine.

[lhornaday]

Having prayers answered has nothing to do with tithing. If that were true, it would be like handing out personal genies for the right buyers. T-shirt and books don't count either. It has to be done to a church and in faith (without the shadow of a doubt) that it will be returned.

[TruthSurge]

No true Scotsman, eh? How do you know whether I had faith or really believed? OH WAIT! I didn't get any results so therefore I COULDN'T have believed! How could I have been so blind?

[TomConger]

Pat says "fuckin'" at 5:15. Haha

[TruthSurge]

hahahahha  man, it sure sounded that way.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

This cunt, Pat Robertson, is just a fear mongering piece of shit. All this asshole does is pretend he hears messages from his god telling him the world is going to come to an end. I can't wait for this pathetic old cunt to die. Good riddance, shit stain of the earth.

[lhornaday]

He doesn't pretend to hear messages from God. He is telling you what is in the bible. Pick it up and read revelations for yourself. Be warned that you will not understand Revelations if you haven't read and understood previous chapters in the bible. You'll feel out of place like a fat girl at prom if you try.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Revelations is nothing more than the ramblings of a madman, not unlike the rest of the bible.

The bible belongs in an optional mythology class for extra credit, at most.

[Bain1998]

Coctopus if you need extra money you should take up adult films! I would pay to watch that shit! lol....Okay I am a perv. I admit it. :/

[MagnusIan]

Pat says he's against the country spending beyond its means, but I bet he voted for all these cuntpickle republicans that increased the size of the gov't and continued to piss all over the Constitution (Dems do this too).

Jesus will give you financial advice! BUY SOME HOLY WATER!

[Bain1998]

This shows how crazy so many people in America are. The fact that we would let a man who should be in a straight jacket because he believes God speaks directly to him on the air to give his view on financial advice is nuts!

[ArmchairAccomplice]

when did the Chinese or Arab nations ever want the US be the leader Pat?

[Kcfilms5]

What is the name of the song you are using for the inbetween parts ? Looking forward to the next video haha.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

i forget the name, but its by infected mushroom...

[DarthServo]

Pat Robertson: here's how you get out of a financial mess--you spend more money you don't have to buy my book.

[deepelmdesciple]

The chinese dont think the U.S. should be the leader anymore?? Why the fuck would they?

[Hall1263]

Ya know something, Cavuto actually tried to corner Pat and make him uncomfortable, which is surprising coming from anyone on Fox. I gained a teeny bit of respect for Neil right there, but he's still a fucktard. oh yeah, i hope someone rapes Robertson in the cornhole very soon!!!

[LazyTuba]

Pat is such a cuntwad. Second only to Jerry Falwell, who's dead anyway. I guess Pat is old, so we won't have to wait much longer.

[bloodyrediron]

I do believe this old bastard has given me inspiration for a masterful facepalm.

[mortalhellion]

Pat Robertson is a piece of shit... one of the worst after Jerry Farwell. The world would be better off without this guy. I'm sure Robertson have tons and tons of money hanging out of his godly asshole by stealing from other people. (Donations to the church). Why don't he redistribute what he's taken? Or maybe a lightening bolt will come down on his ass. I wish it would.

[hellshade2]

i think the one thing that might make me think thier may be a god is if pat tobertson got struck by lightning and everyone in the world hears a voice in thier head at the same time saying "you've fucked up enough pat, time for your trip to hell on the lightning..."

i might consider god real if that happens ;D

[lhornaday]

"i might consider god real if that happens".

This is a scary comment. As the bible tells, the anti-christ will preform miracles in front of men and they will all claim him to be God. A few chapters later he crushes them because, well, he is the devil.

[OpinionatedBriton]

How do you know if you're blocked from commenting on peoples videos anyone? Cus I commented on a krazie316 video he responded (poorly) and now I cant comment on any of his videos? Did he block me?

[C0ct0pusPrime]

if you click the post comment button, and it doesn't ever change to comment posted, you're blocked.

[OpinionatedBriton]

Well no i'm not blocked but apparently comments need his personal approval. Judging by most comments mostly being "god bless" or quoting scripture i'm guessing he doesn't like criticism.

[tattooskin72]

oh that man is such a fucktard. I can't stand him. What authority does he have to give financial advice? All he knows is how to take already impoverished people's money and make himself richer.

[lhornaday]

Lets see... Dr. Robertson is a philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He runs everything from law firms to colleges. He started out dirt poor and didn't take money from the ministry. There are many wealthy ministers who do, and I agree that is it disgusting. But Pat does not. But god wrote about that

long ago. Soon he will seperate the weeds from the wheat.

If you aren't taking advice from him, who are you listening to? Give me a name more deserving to study?

[sakar181]

"If you aren't taking advice from him, who are you listening to? Give me a name more deserving to study? "

Hitchens, Hawking, Sagan, Dawkins, and Einstein are just a few. Pat Robertson is a slime bag, and if you take your moral compass from him, I pity you.

[rucha58]

Heck, Jesus would be a lot better than Robertson.

[lhornaday]

How do these scientific atheists relate to writing books on economics? I agree, that they are smart, but this came out of left field.

[RyuDarragh]

So, what, beyond his feeble attempts to clothe his fantasies in biblical passages qualifies Pat Robertson to dispense financial advice?

[OpinionatedBriton]

How people listen to that guy is beyond me.

[rogertheedodger]

Cant wait till he dies

[Akatam0t0ma]

Can't wait to see my facepalm in the next video! :-D

[C0ct0pusPrime]

no guarantees on who makes it into what video, but I will make sure that I use every facepalm that is submitted to me :) so if you don't see it in the next video, it will most likely be in the one after that.

cheers,

C0c

[Twobitz1]

"lots of new facepalms in the next video...i'll upload it as soon as this gets 1000 views...so get to it :)"

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