Dr A Statham compilation

[BurntOutOnReEntry]

"He can't be, he's green!" lmao

[GedKelly1999]

No coffee enema?

[TheSecretWardrobe]

That awkward moment when you kill a dwarf with a heron :s

[BlessThisChild]

We can probably just pop those back on.

[TheBoarderBrothers]

"my herrin, MY HERRIN! MY HERRIN!! OHHH GOD MY HERRIN" hahaha <3

[PuttyUK]

Fantastic MH rocks

[iamdb1990]

1:10 cup juggling = epic win (dropping not included lol)

amy winehouse didn't go to rehab, he (dr statham) said, "knob, knob, knob"

brilliant... i'd just add the bit where he says, "i hope they all die of poo"

[Baisemannen]

It's all right, he's not real!

[chrisjhart221138]

Cunt sult-unt-unt-untunt

[GwresYnKernow]

My heron...? My heron! God, my heron!

[akercocke666]

@greenglowstick I know what you mean. I <3 Moustache.

[greenglowstick]

The weird head movement he does after "NOT GOODBYE, ACTUALLY." is the mustachiest thing I've ever seen.

I hope someone knows what I mean...... haahaaa

[LukeTheRocker666]

" HE CAN'T BE! HE'S GREEN!!"

[definty]

"it cant be, he's not real" lol

[j1mf1eld]

1:05 :D LMFAO

[R1Skinny]

Pure Genius.  One of the funniest characters ever to be on TV.

[Dedokai32]

sult sult solcuntant lol

[BaileyJapes]

"I'm not voting for you." "Well you can FUCK OFF THEN."

[00Plebstick]

YES! A Compilation that doesnt have annoying music playing for no apparent reason!

[Catacalismia]

YOU BLOODY.

YOU BLOODY.

[Harvy355]

Im not gonna vote for you

well you can ffffffuck off then!

I dont even know how to describe Green Wing. I just tell people to download it let them thank me.

Sue White and Guy definately my favorite characters but Alan and Joanna are so fucked up and crazy too. The show is just amazing and although I love scrubs, British comedy shows the states how its done.

[LeeJHooker]

How have I not been made aware of this programme until now? Download commencing....

[atomicmrpelly]

"He can't be, he's green!" The best delivery of any line ever!

[itsallinthezero]

(kkknnnooob....knobb......nnnn­knob)

It's 2;55am & I'm doing my best to stifle the laughter. Insanely funny!

[kitty3309]

Brilliant...effing brilliant! I like to quote him XD

[FatBlackFrancis]

"I think we can just pop those back on." hahaha

[OneGamblor]

Best actor, man ever thats all...

[AdolfsTeste]

Mark Heap is so ace

[Richdrum]

1:52 Had me laugh so much when i first saw this looooooooool and still does :):)

[RewindMJ]

When the rapier of my wit is fully unsheathed.... :D

[insainiac33]

I love the way he retracts his hand at the black guy in the second clip, he's so nervous it's hilarious.

[pennydesouza]

I constantly marvel at how unselfconscious Mark Heap is- how utterly prepared to perform all the twattish and sordid activities of Dr. Alan Statham. He really is a versatile and incredibly accomplished actor!

[happyperson05]

LOL at the last one,, the best character by far. =D

[cal81985]

I knew this guy was great on Spaced, but he obviously took it to the next level on Green Wing. This stuff is 10x funnier than anything I've seen on T.V. here in America all year! I freaking love this guy.

"He's not real! He can't be, he's green!"

[TheAverageFox]

"Dr Statham's just eaten a gallbladder" has to be the best quote from anything ever.

[MrsSomebodyMiz]

1:22 he looks like a pidgeon pecking looool

[0Novo]

anyone know what the song is at 3:01

[ffielding]

Not too sure exactly what song but all of the amazing tunes in Green Wing are composed by Trellis. I'm sure there's somewhere you can download the entire album, I have it

[0Novo]

cool, thanks :D

[jimijable]

Best character on Green WIng, I couldn't care about the other characters this guy is hilarious.

[gogyoo]

I am not an owl, Mr Boyce!

[bebzy85]

confiscatio!!

[jamesbmcguinness]

"what have you done?"

"OH GOD MY HERREN"

LOL

[carlmcn11]

h-he cant be! he's green!

[555hugs]

best bit.

[SecretTheatre]

His incoherence at 4:00 is just sooooo funny.

[jtjcp88]

Fucking hell hahahah. When he's standing by his door stuttering and there's a bludy car in his room. Brilliant!!!

[XxMsrSzprzxX]

"I can make a woman Laugh untill she fills her shoes with piddle" LMAO!

[craigyBow]

legend!

[missRbeckett]

"He's not real....he's green!!"

[johnnysenser]

1:19 hahahaha. Mark Heap is a genius

[36joeyfists]

cut it....cut it.... should run like the proverbial babies bottom....sm-sm-smoothly. dr alan statham, consultant radiologist.......oops... little bit rude. should actually say cunt.....sultsulsultant.

LMFAO I CRIED!

[lfctwentytwo]

we all know a guy like alan statham lol love his stuttering lol best comedy character ever

[ustickx]

couldnt be finished with anything else but the heron, possibly the flute...

[sillylily315]

'open your mouth, spit it out'

LOL

[isshemorebeautiful]

dr stathams just eaten a gallbladder. HAHAHA

[Marthanna3]

LOL

I haven't seen the whole episode, what the heck led up to him eating a gall bladder??!!! LOL

[scrubs21]

YOU BLOODY WOLF!!

[billybilo999]

oh my fucksy

Come back here Ping Pong

[themoldypeach14]

he just gives the other guy some fire too lmao!! geniuos

[willyroberts]

"my heron!"

[jay04b]

Dr. Alan Statham is absolutely hilarious

Every time I watch him I am in hysterics

[ardsfc71]

funniest character on any show bar none

[MadsPearce]

ha ha

[hayzejk]

Throw him in the incinerator....

[tomaboroth]

but there still wernt enough! just another few episodes wudnt hurt too much wud it lol this is fantastic british comedy and ahs me laughing out loud EVERY time i watch it!

[ImAnOcean]

why only 2 seasons ? why ? is there no god ?

[HdDan13]

Throw him in the incinerator!

[addthedogyears]

My favourite character

[RobinH92]

Nice clips... and nice editing - most other videos here have 1 second of silly transitions and "headlines" for each second of clips... ^^' That being said... 1:35 is just plain sickening. Yuck. :S

[wackpp]

Knob Knob Knob!

lol look at his reaction when boyce coughs out....

[gryphonavocatio]

He can't be! He's green!

[ASBO1THE1GREAT]

"We can probably just pop those back on" hahaha classic

[RShep1]

when he drops the cup and tries to catch it is legendary!!

[plasticxstigmata]

they took it off air because they didn't want the show to run on and on like others.

Keep it while it's at it's peak.

[mileswilson1]

"thats my cousin"

"he cant be ....hes green"

lol lol

[goddamiloveme]

best fucking bit!! lol

[Routhy]

They're damn fools.

[blings57]

So why would they take this off the air then?

[Routhy]

2 seasons and a feature length special.

[blings57]

Cananda just got the Dreen Wing on the BBCCanada, funnest fucking show I have ever saw. Terrible thing that it was cancelled. Just how many seasons are there?

[PeterElliott]

It didn't get taken off the air it just finished. Writers still do that sometimes in the UK!! XD

I mean look how US sitcoms go, they drag a good thing on and on until it turns to shit. Some writers don't want especially when it's as spectacular as Green Wing.

[xsophie15x]

lmao

[vividesigner]

pure classic...im so glad I witnessed this class in my lifetime!

[LittleNerd]

Haha Statham is an absolute legend!

(As is Mark Heap in general).

Amaaazingnity! lol :D Great stuff.

[FifiLaMott]

Alan Statham IS the modern day BASIL FAWLTY - only WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Funnier!!!!

We need more Green Wing in our lives - bring it back PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEZE! :-)X

[Andizzle47]

"oh dear thats a bit rude, it should actually say cunt..sultsult..ut..tant..tant­!" fuck he is just hilarious!!!!

[Marillionmad]

i luv alan his brill

[SRlegovideos]

contsultant-ant

[bov1984]

Got season 1 nd 2 and the special, total must buys.

[jay04b]

Well you can probaly just pop those back on, lmao

[rastykovic]

I've just watched first two episodes of "Spaced" and I didn't recognize Mark Heap acting there. He's completely different here in Green Wing. This guy is just amazing!

[doughglass]

if u ever feel down

just watch this

it works!

[tigersim303]

Absolutely true - tried and tested!

[ubercool91]

No not good bye, not good bye *moves head up and down*

[fofonbadger]

classic

[ClasHiCaL]

alan is the best character in anything ive ever seen ! he's so hilarious ! makes me laugh in every scene he's in !

[xynatyro]

run like the preverbial babies bottom sm..smoothly

wooo green wing is THE greatest comedy ever but you missed alot of great conversations between mack and alan.

[Chocolateluvr1987]

LOL, Alan rocks! I love the scene where he's trying to get into the Liberal Democrats. But Sue White is still my favourite!

[fatbuddhastatue]

goodness gracious so funny! xxx

[sexyboombastic]

Seems to me that you're ill-informed and bigotted, im not gunna vote for you!

Well you can FUCK OFF THEN!!!

classic

[MrWriter34]

the little green man frightening alan is so surreal.. poor thing... beaten to death by a heron. Green Wing is the greatest comedy written... so far!

[fatbuddhastatue]

shit thats fuckin hilarious!!!! alan rocks and the whole green man thing is sooooooooooooooo clever!!! pissed myself wen i first saw it!!!

[FifiLaMott]

Hope you did it in your shoes!!

[madnessclaire]

Haha! FABULOUS! x

[Siskeh]

"Knob.... Knob! Knob...

Are you saying knob?

Kn..knob!"

ROFLMAO.

[moeran1944]

Alan is the best (not sure what at but he IS the best)

[ErinMairead]

my god alan rocks!!! i love you alan

[MomentarySeizure]

Hahaha, when he first sees the little green guy... oh my, that's priceless. Thanks so much for the clip.

[Noihsarg]

lol STATHAM RULES!

[ruthetta]

bloody.....bloody! graham the monkey is going on a canoeing trip in zurich.

....knob...

[guysbitch]

I love you Alan!!

[BraaBriefs]

I LOVE THAT GUY!!!!

Sexjuice in my pants =]

[catdavies89]

LEGEND

[99draiwil]

me and my mate watched this and pissed ourself- cheerz for this compilation. statham is the best hes such a stuttering mess

[bigaj06]

nnnnob

CLASSIC

[bigaj06]

"sorry its abit rude, should actually say cunt....sultsultututcuntant

[Siskeh]

Pmsl - I just love Alan. WELL YOU CAN FUCK OFF THEN - I love the way he says that! Cracks me up every time...

[isawthreeships]

"Contultatasuntant!"

[nessa1000]

"Dr Stathem has just eaten a gallbladder!"

[benderette]

I Love Statham

[LondonBeauty]

Alan for Prime Minister!

[Boogiedude]

Statham is a legend

[prowres]

I also loved the "well you can fuck off then!" but.

[prowres]

Alan is one of the greatest characters ever. And I love the line "you can probably pop those back on."

[slt14]

alan rules he also plays brian in spaced

[StOn3d]

Yeh i loved spaced.. wish they would make that 3rd series they said they were gonna do