The Tommy Wi-Show - Dead Space 2

[angeldoa]

have anyone notice he's pushing the left stick with his right thumb!?!?!? LOOOOL

[psychobabblebull]

"Da nocromoff, I don't know woht dat ies, alien. hah."

[Despoilah]

This reminds me of Science Mysterie theater 3000. Only better

[jonnyma138p]

Play call of duty modern warfare 3

[Jearoon]

Looks like Tommy's passion-to-talent ratio in gaming is pretty similar to what it is in filmmaking.

[EmpathyBand1]

I am so glad your my friend Alien... And I love Lisa so much!

[EXPLODA966]

L2 to run? that's fucking retarded

[brizzlestick]

he said this game is stupid? LOL.. that's pretty sad comming from him.. this game is cool

[EXPLODA966]

@brizzlestick He was right.  I like to play video games, but they are in fact pretty stupid and a waste of time and money.

[Mikerulez101]

the way he holds the controller=priceless

[MrStuPidassle]

STILL better acting than IRATEGAMER.

[JustineBieberxoxo]

This guys hand-eye coördination is ass.

He must not hold a controller. Evar.

[Mechanoxx]

What did I just watch? What am I doing with my life?

[siralucard19]

14:19 25.01.2012 84,082 views

[dd33xy]

Put transcribe audio on you will laugh your ass off!

[shrikechan]

@dd33xy all day and anorexia is a true the sale of these initial

[superfawful65]

The alien is a Nostalgia Critic fanboy.

[GameStation3]

Did Wiseau steal the Nostalgia Critic's idea, or is it just me?

[topraman519]

I'd like to see Tommy Wiseau play some old-school games. He's so terrible at games that I wonder whether he can even finish the first level of Super Mario Bros.

[topraman519]

Tommy's secret comes out: he's illiterate. He can't read "Run: Press and Hold L2".

I love the alien's teeth.

[ReaperSound]

I'm very confused is that really him?

[ChAtTiMeFilms]

YOUR TEARING ME APART NECROMORPH!

[auramaster543]

I'm surprised he didn't make any references to the room

[turboshagna]

Epic

[kalikiter1]

"im going to murder you one day" lmaooooo

[metallavery]

how can the alien speak beter english than the self proclaimed "american"

[SleazySanjuro]

tommy and the alien look like relatives

[Demolitiondude]

Your mom and Tommy Wiseau hates Dead Space 2.

[Foregoe]

This is like me showing my friend Dead space for the first time, where he was the guy playing and I was telling him stuff like the alien.

[ryan9169]

Out of all the characters in the show Tommy is by far the least normal.

[TheSuperCoolishOne]

ok, ok, ok, I got it *runs into wall* *KEEPS RUNNING!*

[outbreak201]

he is not even holding the controller like a human fucking being....

[SGM787]

He was probably on casual difficulty too lmao.

[LawrenceOlaf]

I am not dead.

It's not true.

It's bullshit.

I am not dead.

I am naht!

Oh hi Mark.

[LordAztahoth]

Tommy Wijoint

[Lexandro22]

OMG? What is this man smoking?? And where can I get it?

[rafnaj1]

Tommy is fucking high, or maybe I have to be to enjoy this.

[Klubretep89]

I really don't think I'm drunk or high enough to watch this...

[JackIsASexyMf]

HONESTY This is the best thing on the internet

[EoinByrneMusic]

Great story Necromorph.

Anyway how's your Sex life?

[gregarganda]

@EoinByrneMusic hahahahaha what a crazy story Mark

[hadouken755]

Why does this exist? He's like a stray dog, if you feed him he'll keep coming back!

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Is that the real Tommy Wiseau or a look alike?

[marvelbrothers]

@theknightswhosayfrak In the cast it says its him... but i'm not sure myself....

[LordThree]

Most of you are missing the serious depth here.

[TeddyPicker191]

I did not hit her! I did naaawt! Oh hi mark

[RadialSkid]

"See, I don't have no woppens. Bhast-hurd."

[MistressRebekah]

I love you, Tommy Wiseau.

[ninjaturtlefan2003]

Hey, Tommy you should play Infamous 2

[Emperorwolffang]

what planet are you from?

[xkennyPLx]

What a story, Mark. Anyways, how's your sex life?

[blazejames47]

this a vampyre

[popcan360]

I love just how stoned he looks it makes me LOL every time!

[AvatarBliss]

Please get Tommy to play Super Smash Bros or Kingdom Hearts!

[katebien]

Wow... How did I guess Tommy was gonna get killed 5 seconds into the game lmao.

[poobrainsify]

How do i run?

*Press L2 to run"

[BionicleChicken66]

Talk to me

Talk to me

Talk to me PLEEASE!!

You're lying I never heet you!

you're tearing me apart, alien!!

[kar12894]

NECROMUFF



[pinkyspalace77]

sounds like he is having sex with the game when he is like "oh yes baby, yes, oh yeaaaa!"

[ninjaturtlefan2003]

WOW. This is our greatest videogame warrior. We are so doomed.

[dillon564]

tommys a videogame master i can tell by this mlg game footage

[ScorchedTape]

so much better then the room!

[Clario40000]

I need this not just in HD but in 3D!

[TinnedWaffles]

If someone told me this shit existed I wouldn't believe them lol

[Wezzipooh]

Which one is the alien?

[seanowbo]

"dead space 2 huhhh"

[VxAttilioxV]

Don't do drugs kids

[wannameatthatdad]

watching more than one episode in a row is causing me to rapidly lose my sanity.

[WordSpring]

he's from space



[JohnnyMarshy]

For the LOVE OF GOD, Someone PLEASE tell me where tommy is from??? Romania? greece? Asia? Space???

[Jemoni2010]

@JohnnyMarshy Tommy is from Tomania... It's a planet. He is last of his kind!

[WillyAssasin]

I HAVE NO WAPAN BATURD

[KenneyFIVE]

2:47-3:09 what Tommy sounds like when having gay sex with Issaic

[Cheloluis2003]

What a waste of time

[stellosac]

@Cheloluis2003 where are you com from

[MognarMokasin]

Ohhh Yes, yes yes ,, yes baby ,yes

[ballsruoff]

Squisgar squigelf. ^

[Hibria619]

This video proves one thing... Retards can't play video games.

[rezer011]

@Hibria619 Ha, you're the retard here bro.

[Hibria619]

@rezer011 Yeah bro, I'm really retarded bro. Cool story bro.

[rezer011]

@Hibria619 Good to see you're admitting it. Acceptance is the 2nd step towards butthurt-healing.

[Krisgebis]

What a waste. Should this shows target audience be gamers? I am offended, that this leach would suck onto games (and suck at them), soly to make myself and other games look at him. He has zero interest in games, he only exploids them for popularity.

[sMashedpotatoes1]

@Krisgebis shut up.

[Krisgebis]

@sMashedpotatoes1 You're so tough :O

[sMashedpotatoes1]

@Krisgebis what?

[SaintsWillMarch]

@Krisgebis

I would say the target audience are Tommy Wiseau fans, who also happen to be gamers.

You need to be both to "get" it, if I can say that without sounding like some elitist douchbag.

[SuperLuigiBros]

Whoa look at Tommy's eyes at 3:48.. He must be on something..

[DoitsuOtaku]

it did not work it's bullshit it did not work it did not...oh hi Nicole.

[VitoseGG]

"You're tearing me apart, Nicole!"

[Nicorice18]

GRAND THEFT AUTO.

[DaReaperZ]

The funny thing is that he complains on that the scenes are too long and boring and that nothing happens. Doesnt that remind you of a certain The Room movie?

[Laskull]

See I don't have no wapon... bastard

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

Tommy had the same reaction this game as I did.

[TheGoronClub]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART NECROMORPH!

[peteagassi]

T-DUBB-YOU! 

[CaptainShookie]

Great Icebreaker: Im gonna murder you one day

[videogamenostalgia]

Every videogame ever made would be improved by having the protagonist replaced with Tommy Wiseau...

[obsc3n3skull]

You are tearing me apart monster!

[thefatman69dude]

omfg turn on transcribe audio.....and prepare ur self....

[bleefinson]

What a story mark!

[Silverone43]

"There is nobody to hit!"...

I DID NAHT HIT HER!

I DID NAHT!

IS BULLSHIT!

[Jman2113]

Play Arkham City next!

[blah64924]

3:00 "your tearing me apart... alien"

[phatbastard0alkaline]

I bet Tommy was the last person that got lobotimized.

[cjmdlkr54]

is tommy adicted to crack?

[SL0MO7IONS]

Kill the alien and keep tw only

[Donkey0Madness]

He stole the name from nostalgia critic Tommy Wi-Show was a spoof whoch was made by Nostalgia Critic

[FailSnake]

@Donkey0Madness Nope. NC did make fun of Tommy Wiseau in one of his video but it was called the Tommy Wiseau Show /watch?v=TVBf9yKX8-M and /watch?v=zigtMXD1s14&feature=r­elated

[Donkey0Madness]

@FailSnake we said wi-show at some point during the video i watched it few days ago

[TheGoronClub]

@Donkey0Madness yeah i believe it was something like "Hi everyone my name is Tommy Wiseau and this is my tommy wi-show" rather Shameless that he decided to take it as his own, this whole thing on machinima still confuses the hell out of me :/

[Donkey0Madness]

@TheGoronClub yes... that correct. i love the way tommy made critic to delete that video for like 3 months because tommy said its copyrighted content... and now he's stilling critics name for a show good job tommy...

[14DNS]

i really getting angry and want to kill him O.o

[ezojimbo100]

O hi game!

[avalacrosse]

These fucking captions. I'm dying.

[HairballPaul]

I kind of feel like they need to drop the alien shtick, and just have him play video games. Him playing video games is funny. The alien and the dialogue isn't.

[riderkid98]

i dunno if this guy is parodying himself or if he really acts like this?

[GoldenCenturion]

These aliens screw me over, and I don't care anymore. Anyway how is your sex life?

[dinolandra]

I'm so glad I discovered this.

[peteagassi]

"Thaass Dummb... Thasss drive me crazee rite nouw. Thiss so stupid rite now... Nahhthing happins.. Thiss gayme is pritty stoopid."

TW is clearly not impressed with these video game story lines. That's because they don't match the narrative brilliance of 'The Room'. TW, your standards are too high!

[TySketchRevitalized]

Madden :D

[darkseetop]

if NC was here, he would be as angry as i am!!! TOMMY I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! (god of war 3). don't do god of war 3... or else... >:'(

[Imbrcil1]

you're tearing me apart game!!

[slangshotstudios]

all day and anorexia is a true the sale of these initial

[ledzeppelin01]

The Room was funny because it was supposed to be serious and failed at it miserably. This is shitty because its intentionally trying to be funny. Tommy should have another go at drama, and hopefully make a big hilarious mess like the room, instead of this forced garbage

[peteagassi]

@ledzeppelin01 He's trying to be funny, but it's not funny at all, which makes it funny.

[Lucios1995]

"Dead Space 2! I love this game."

1 minute later:

"Nothing is happening, this game is stupid."

[Belmont2500]

"Your lying! I did not hit you! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!!

[rockworm503]

I am leaving my comment RIGHT here so everybody can read it.

[Jackw00pw00p2]

This game is too scary for me to play, I'm such a chicken.

CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP!

[TheeBycth]

You're tearing me apart lisa!

[dance2noise002]

The NOCROMOV.

[Clockwork0214]

I adore this guy.

[TheHeretic117]

"LIFE IS CRAZY!!"

Obviously he does not understand life...

Well... DOES HE!!

[freduardoson]

I don't think there's quite enough blood in Tommy's valium stream.

[chemicalXbride]

So this means he KNOWS he's a terrible actor right?

[sfighter991]

Awesome!!! Pure Awesomeness!!!

[whitemagmacro]

ok its not funny when his making fun of himselfe

[Medication102]

Tommy Wiseau has a charm only a man-golem has...

[thermonucleargbear]

This guy is silly.

[backtoearth2]

Tommy is a hero



[hogwashsentinel]

Nacromobs...

[ChicagoBulls1984]

The alien is the best part

[RedDrunkRussian]

Machinima, y do i have to watch this high dumbass?

[DarkPieman]

@RedDrunkRussian Nobody's forcing you to...

[KristoferKeane]

The results of the test are back, this game definitely has breast cancer.

[Shadowdancer21b]

I can't believe that I keep watching this. I just can't stop...it's...horrifying.

[emorivers329]

TW is fed up with this whorld.

[Shadowdancer21b]

TW is terrible, but he's trying.

[Thomaspain85]

Is it just me or has his English gotten worse since he did the Room?

[peteagassi]

TOMMY NEEDS TO PLAY ARKHAM CITY!!!!!!!! AFTER ALL, HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

[firewolfstone]

don't turn on captions...whatever you do.

[Rimsa]

@firewolfstone

I did and nothing hapeenepenened

[firewolfstone]

@Rimsa then your already infected, there's nothing i can do.

[charizardoreo]

yOU ArE TearING me aPaRT MAcheenIIMA

[ShadowBowser64]

You know how its frustrating to watch someone play a game you've already beaten and see them suck?

This is taking it to a whole new level.

[apewaxfilms]

I think it is great thanks for subbing us . Thumbs up! gonna have a trawl through your vids

[Rhewin]

Would be better if Tommy overdubbed all his lines in a studio 8)

[DeadlyCowRELOADED]

Awesome series.

[Toniipp]

The next game tommy should play is.......cancel this show machinima; please i'm not even kidding, there are youtubers out there who work their asses off and deserve recognition. TW deserves to be in a special ed class or speech therapy.

[footnoodles]

TOMMY WISWHYYYYYYYYYY

[Wartomx]

so high

[Snowuk95]

Also tommy, I think your movies a way better than your game skills. :|

[Snowuk95]

Game is pretty stupid?

How the fuck dare you tommy? It's called a cutscene.

[CapnPicard]

This show pwns

[ComradeGraty]

nacramonbh

[Bootface04]

Fuck you TW

[greatgavin0]

I AM THE GOD-DAMN BATMAN!

[bobtheslayer]

Although funny, you should probably teach him how to use a controller, start him on something simple like Mario Bros.

This happe